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Colorful Descriptions To Each Song, Below Boring Index.
Click A Song, Any Song: Each Song
Linked To Particular Page. Click A Song, Any Song: Each Song Linked To Particular Page The
Songs Below Are For All Ages And Difficulty Levels, But Each Song Has An Specific Age
Group And/Or Level Of Difficulty In Mind. These Are Bible Studies In Themselves
With Pictures, Links To Scripture And Proofs, Though One Can Just Listen
To The Song. There Are Parodists That Present Their Songs In More Inspirational And Visually Pleasing
Ways, But One Cannot Get More Than Superficial Concepts Presented
In Fast Video Form, Where The Method Overshadows The Message. So If You Are
Interested In Christianity Quick And Light, This Site Is Not For You.
The
Lighter Songs Are In Light Green, Orange For Intermediate
Christians And Thinkers And The Red Only For Those
Serious, More Complex Meat And Potato Christians That Like The Hot Sauce Of The Whole Truth On Their Edu-tainment.
A More Detailed
And Graphic Description Of Each Song Below. 1) He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile Formerly, 'Bette Davis Eyes' By Kim Carnes. (Spiritual Leaders With A Form Of Godliness) To Just Hear Music And Singing, Shift Key, And Click Here. Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here. ====================================== (Photo With Lyrics By Cynthia Maxwell) 
Hold Down The Shift Key Then, Click Here To Read Lyrics And Make Image Larger. 2) Expose Them With God's Light Formerly, 'Blinded By The Light' By Manfred Mann's Earth Band. (The Bible Tells Us To Expose The Darkness With God's Light (Ephesians 5:11) To Just Hear Music And Singing, Shift Key, And Click Here. Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here. =================================== (Photo With Lyrics By Cynthia Maxwell) 
Hold Down The Shift Key Then, Click Here To Read Lyrics And Make Image Larger. 3)
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture Formerly, 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover'
By Paul Simon. (The Ways Satan And
The Cults Twist Scripture. (2 Peter 3:15,16) To Just Hear Music And Satan Singing, Shift
Key, And Click Here. Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here. ============================== 
4) The Great Offenders Formerly, The Great Pretenders, By The Platters
(Those That Exchange The Truth For A Lie) (Romans 1:18-32) To Just Hear Music And Sean Rapping,
Hold Down The Shift Key, And Click Here. Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here. =========================== 5)
Sweet Lord Of Mine:
Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
A Worshipful Song To The Lord.
If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And
New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here ===================================== 6) 
Word's Up: Introducing Rapper Cynthia A Rap About The Rez And Ascension Of The Word. If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here If You Want To See
The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here
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Andy Man: A Song About Pastor Andy
(Loose) Cannon. If You Just Want To Hear The
Music, Click Here If You Want To See
The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here =================================== 8)  Click Here, To Make Lyrics On Image Larger. Ghost Writers
Formerly, 'Ghost Riders', Sung By Johnny Cash...
How Scripture Guides Me In These Rewrites
If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here. ====================================== 9)
Formerly, 'Mellow Yellow', Sung By Donovan Krishna's Final Home If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here. To
Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here. ========================================== 10) Hold Down The Shift Key Then, Click
Here To Read Lyrics And Make Lyrics On Image (By Cynthia) Larger 
'Professional Christian', Karyokeyed To The Tune 'American Woman' To Hear It
Sung, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize And Sing Along. To Karaoke Along, See The Scripture,
Proofs And Pictures Click Here. ======================================= 11)
Click Here, To Make Lyrics On Image Larger. 
Tebow Knows Formerly, 'Spinning Wheels', Sung By Blood,
Sweat And Tears... Tebow's Getting The Highest Prize If You Want To
Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here. To Hear Only Singing And Music,
Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here. ====================================== =================================== ================================= Heard Of Weird Al?, Well, I'm Silly Billy I'll
Sing Then You Can Sing. At The End Of Some Of The Parody Rewrites Will Be A Karaoke That You Can Sing The
New Lyrics To. Eventually, I Will Get All
Songs This Way. You Might Even Sing The
Rewrites Better Not Bad For A One Hundred Dollar Recording Device.
This
Site Is For EDUtainment Purposes, With The Emphasis On Education.
Too Many Shows On Television Such As 'The
Noise' Put Out Noteworthy High Quality And High Tech Music, But Hardly Anyone
Knows What The Words To The Songs Are Because They Are Too Busy Being Dazzled
By Everything Else, And If They Do, The Words/Lyrics
Have No Spiritual Value Or Are Contrary To Good Spiritual And
Moral Values. This Site Is Different. "EVEN IN the case of lifeless
things that make sounds, such as the flute
or harp, how will anyone know what tune is being played unless there
is a distinction in the notes? 8 Again, IF THE TRUMPET
DOES NOT SOUND A CLEAR CALL, WHO WILL GET READY FOR BATTLE? 9 So it is with you.
UNLESS YOU SPEAK (SING) INTELLIGIBLE WORDS WITH YOUR
TONGUE, HOW WILL ANYONE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? You will
just be speaking into the air. 10 Undoubtedly there are all sorts
of languages in the world, yet none of them is without meaning." (1 Corinthians 14)
These Songs Are For All Ages, So If You Think You're Too
Mature For One Song, Or A Song Goes Over Your Head,
Move On To The Others. If You Don't Like My Singing, Treat It Like Poetry. I Also Hope You Like Little Billy, Little Cindy And Their Chipmunk. I'm The Christian, Weird
Al Yankovic Of The Internet, But Al Presents
Messages Just As Wrong As The Ones He's Rewriting. I'm Not Trying To Dazzle But
To Expose The Brain Dead Messages That
Musicians Force Feed Their Fans On A Daily Basis. (Phil. 4)
(Eph. 5:11; 2 Tim. 2:15-17;2 Tim. 3:16,17) |
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1)
The Age Of Hilarious,
(A Melodic And Satirical Look At The Age Of Aquarius)
Spoken By The Joker, And Finished Off By A Believer
To Sing New Lyrics, See Pictures And Links While Hearing The Music Click Here.
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2)
Stuck In The Middle With Who?
Formerly, 'Stuck In The Middle With You' By Steelers Wheel.
(A Musical And Satirical Look At Lukewarm, Fence Riding 'Christians')
For New Lyrics, Pictures And Links Click Here.
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3.)
The Value
Of 8
Circles Of Life
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.
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4)
Pretribber: Sing Along With Bj, Weep If You're A Posttribber
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.
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5)
How Jesus Through Folks Like Myself Is Righting The Wrongs i.e. Rewriting The Songs.
I'll Rewrite Songs, I'll Right The Wrongs
If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.
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6) When You Need To Walk Away From Family, Friends And Foes. The Fisher King Sung By Bj And
Cynthia If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And
New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here. To Hear Only Singing And Music,
Click Here
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7) If Three Agree Formerly 'Let It Be' By Lennon And McCartney (How
To Properly Study, Translate, Validate And Interpret The Word Of God, Answer Cathoholics
And KJV Onlyists) If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here. To Hear Only Little Billy Singing And Music,
Click Here
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8)
Me
Helping Julio, South Of The Border
Formerly,
Me And Julio, Down By The Schoolyard
About Illegal Immigration
If You
Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize To Sing New Lyrics With Music.
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9)
Being A Minority Influence In Your World, Even When Everyone Is Against You.
Roar Of The Lion
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.
To Hear Only Music, Hold Down the Shift Key, Click Here
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10)
If
We Could Talk To The Aminals
Formerly,
'If I Could Talk To The Animals', By Rex Harrison
What
Happens When You Talk To Aminals, Especially Snakes.
If You
Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click
Here.
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11)
I
Am The Virus
Formerly,
'I Am The Walrus', By Lennon
Replacement
Theology At Work Starting With The Jew First.
If You
Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click
Here.
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12)
Under
One Roof
Formerly,
'Up On The Roof', By Drifters
Graduating
From Religious Segregation To Your Own House Church.
If You
Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click
Here.
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14)
Found
Me My Baby Giver
Formerly,
'Down By The Lazy River', By The Osmonds
'Bout The Mormon View Of Women And Salvation
If You
Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click
Here.
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15)
Well Done, Tebow, Thou Good And Faithful Servant!!
** Tebow Knows
If You Want To Hear Singing, Sing Karaoke, See The Pictures, Links And New
Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
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18)
Let Her Be
Formerly, 'Let It Be' Sung By Paul McCartney...
Leaving Mary Alone And Trusting Christ
If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music,
Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.
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19)
'Thanks To That Hole In My Head',
Formerly, 'Ain't That A Kick In The Head', Sung By Sinatra, Dean Martin...
How Too Open Of A Mind Can Lead To Brain Loss
If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music,
Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.
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20)
'Children Of A Lesser Fraud',
Formerly, 'Longer', Sung By Fogelberg
For Those That Wrongly Argue Voting For The Lesser Of Two Evils
If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music,
Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.
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22)
Save Your Kids From Hell
Formerly, 'Teach Your Children Well', By Crosby, Stills And Nash
What Healthy Families Ought To Be Giving And Receiving From Each Other
If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
To Hear Only Singing And Music,
Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.
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23.)
Dealing
With Full Preterism That Teaches That It All Happened In A.D. 70 Including The Coming Of Christ.
You Ain't Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.
Sing Karaoke
Provided At End Of Song
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24)
Special Ed: Sing Along With Little Billy
About Believing That God Means What He Says
And Says What He Means.
If You Just Want To Hear The Music,
Click Here
Bible Scholars:
If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And
New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.
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37) The Same
Thing The Ancient Egyptians Have Done To Israel, Israel Did To Christ. Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files Sung By Cynthia If You Want To Hear Singing,
See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.
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