MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two

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ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
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Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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That's Root Beer In His Hand ;-D
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Colorful Descriptions To Each Song,  Below Boring Index.
Click A Song, Any Song: Each Song Linked To Particular Page.
 
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Click A Song, Any Song: Each Song Linked To Particular Page
 
The Songs Below Are For All Ages And Difficulty Levels, But Each Song Has An Specific Age Group And/Or Level Of Difficulty In Mind.  These Are Bible Studies In Themselves With Pictures, Links To Scripture And Proofs, Though One Can Just Listen To The Song. There Are Parodists That Present Their Songs In More Inspirational And Visually Pleasing Ways, But One Cannot Get More Than Superficial Concepts Presented In Fast Video Form, Where The Method Overshadows The Message. So If You Are Interested In Christianity Quick And Light, This Site Is Not For You.
 


The Lighter Songs Are In Light GreenOrange For Intermediate Christians And Thinkers And The Red Only For Those Serious, More Complex Meat And Potato Christians That Like The Hot Sauce Of The Whole Truth On Their Edu-tainment.
 

(K)-Cindy Knows She Knows, Do You?/(JW)- Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things/(FOW) -Never Knew Yah/(Pre)- Had I Come Back Before/(FOW)- It's Still A Bunch Of Bull To Me/(C)- I Need The Rock: I'm A Peninsula/The Outlaw/ (JCM)-Jewish Counter Missionary: My Favorite Things/God's Healthcare Together/(FOW)-Fruitcake Stew Number Two/ (JCM)-A Boy Named Yeshu/(Cat)-Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Goyls/(JNH) Live And Let Christ/(ME)-God's Odd People/ (JCM)-As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu/(ULC)-Violence Of The Hams/Melchisedek Medley/There Ought To Be A Warning After/ (Cal)-Your Jesus Is Simply Way Too Small/There Ought To Be No Mormons After/(C)-The Christ Miss Song: Christians Roasting On An Open Fire/Don't Mince Plain Sense/(JNH)- Fire Fighting Satire: Burning Down Their House/ (Wor)-What A Wonderful God:Under His Rainbow/(MSM)-Behind All Those Doors/ (Wor)-The Name/ (Cal)-All Means Everybody To Most Folks/Total Recall Of You All/My Pardon Party/(MSM)-BoldFingers/I Took The High Way/(JNH)- What's The Matter In Your Eye?/(LVL)-That's Agape/ (BJ)-How This Story Begins/Here's Some Great News My Friend/When It Comes Full Circle/(MSM)-If Like Us They Are/(EIE)-Know When You're Done/(FOW)-Drier Ground/(B)-How The Whole Truth Divides/(HOW)-This Is Family/(JW)-The Eight Day Week/(SS)-The Man Down Under/ (Homo)-Billions In Research, When Prevention's Free/Rocky Mountain Lie, Al Capone's Not Such A Bad Guy/(C)-Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds/(ULC)-Undercover Christian/In Those Three Days/(MSM)-Frank N Clown, Lurch Unleashed: Invasion Of The Body Parts/Teddy Haggard Smile/(ULC)-Expose Them With God's Light/(Cat)-Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways/(SS)-Really Hot As Hello(ME)-Ghost Writers In The Sky/ (Homo)-The Great Offenders/Sweet Lord Of Mine/Word's Up/The Andy Man Can/The Age Of Hilarious/Professional Christian/Tebow Knows
 
 
 
A More Detailed And Graphic Description Of Each Song Below.

 

 

1)

 He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile

Formerly, 'Bette Davis Eyes' By Kim Carnes.

(Spiritual Leaders With A Form Of Godliness)

 

To Just Hear Music And Singing, Shift Key, And Click Here.

Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here.

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(Photo With Lyrics By Cynthia Maxwell)

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Hold Down The Shift Key Then, Click Here

To Read Lyrics And Make Image Larger.

 

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 Expose Them With God's Light

Formerly, 'Blinded By The Light' By 

Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

(The Bible Tells Us To Expose The Darkness With God's Light (Ephesians 5:11)

 

To Just Hear Music And Singing, Shift Key, And Click Here.

Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here.

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(Photo With Lyrics By Cynthia Maxwell)

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Hold Down The Shift Key Then, Click Here

To Read Lyrics And Make Image Larger.

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 Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture

Formerly, 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover' By 

Paul Simon.

(The Ways Satan And The Cults Twist Scripture.

(2 Peter 3:15,16)

 

To Just Hear Music And Satan Singing, Shift Key, And Click Here.

Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here.

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 The Great Offenders

Formerly, The Great Pretenders, By The Platters

                                                                

(Those That Exchange The Truth For A Lie) 

(Romans 1:18-32)

 

To Just Hear Music And Sean Rapping, Hold Down The Shift Key, And Click Here.

Links, Lyrics And Explanations To The Words Click Here.

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Sweet Lord Of Mine:

Make A Joyful Noise With Bj

A Worshipful Song To The Lord.

If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And

New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here

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6)

 

Word's Up:

Introducing Rapper Cynthia

 

A Rap About The Rez And Ascension Of The Word.

If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And

New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here

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Andy Man:

A Song About Pastor Andy (Loose) Cannon.

If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And

New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here

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Ghost Writers

Formerly, 'Ghost Riders', Sung By Johnny Cash...

How Scripture Guides Me In These Rewrites

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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9)

Formerly, 'Mellow Yellow', Sung By Donovan

Krishna's Final Home

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

 

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 Hold Down The Shift Key Then, Click Here To Read Lyrics And Make Lyrics On Image (By Cynthia) Larger

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'Professional Christian', Karyokeyed To The Tune 'American Woman'

To Hear It Sung, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize And Sing Along.

To Karaoke Along, See The Scripture, Proofs And Pictures Click Here.

 

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 Click Here, To Make Lyrics On Image Larger.

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Tebow Knows

Formerly, 'Spinning Wheels', Sung By Blood, Sweat And Tears...

Tebow's Getting The Highest Prize

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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Heard Of Weird Al?, Well, I'm Silly Billy

I'll Sing Then You Can Sing. At The End Of Some Of The Parody Rewrites Will Be A Karaoke That You Can Sing The New Lyrics To. Eventually, I Will Get All Songs This Way.

You Might Even Sing The Rewrites Better

Not Bad For A One Hundred Dollar Recording Device.

This Site Is For EDUtainment Purposes, With The Emphasis On Education. Too Many Shows On Television Such As 'The Noise' Put Out Noteworthy High Quality And High Tech Music, But Hardly Anyone Knows What The Words To The Songs Are Because They Are Too Busy Being Dazzled By Everything Else, And If They Do, The Words/Lyrics Have No Spiritual Value Or Are Contrary To Good Spiritual And Moral Values. This Site Is Different.

"EVEN IN the case of lifeless things that make sounds, such as the flute or harp, how will anyone know what tune is being played unless there is a distinction in the notes? 8 Again, IF THE TRUMPET DOES NOT SOUND A CLEAR CALL, WHO WILL GET READY FOR BATTLE?

 

9 So it is with you. UNLESS YOU SPEAK (SING) INTELLIGIBLE WORDS WITH YOUR TONGUE, HOW WILL ANYONE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? You will just be speaking into the air. 10 Undoubtedly there are all sorts of languages in the world, yet none of them is without meaning." (1 Corinthians 14)


These Songs Are For All Ages, So If You Think You're Too Mature For One Song, Or A Song Goes Over Your Head, Move On To The Others. If You Don't Like My Singing, Treat It Like Poetry. I Also Hope You Like Little Billy, Little Cindy And Their Chipmunk. I'm The Christian, Weird Al Yankovic Of The Internet, But Al Presents Messages Just As Wrong As The Ones He's Rewriting. I'm Not Trying To Dazzle But To Expose The Brain Dead Messages That Musicians Force Feed Their Fans On A Daily Basis. (Phil. 4)

(Eph. 5:11; 2 Tim. 2:15-17;2 Tim. 3:16,17)

 

 

 

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1)

joker

The Age Of Hilarious,

(A Melodic And Satirical Look At The Age Of Aquarius)

Spoken By The Joker, And Finished Off By A Believer

To Sing New Lyrics, See Pictures And Links While Hearing The Music Click Here.

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Stuck In The Middle With Who?

Formerly, 'Stuck In The Middle With You' By Steelers Wheel.

(A Musical And Satirical Look At Lukewarm, Fence Riding 'Christians')

For New Lyrics, Pictures And Links Click Here.

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3.)

The Value Of 8

Circles Of Life

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.

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Pretribber: Sing Along With Bj, Weep If You're A Posttribber

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.

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5)

How Jesus Through Folks Like Myself Is Righting The Wrongs i.e. Rewriting The Songs.

I'll Rewrite Songs, I'll Right The Wrongs

If You Just Want To Hear The Music, Click Here

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.

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6)

When You Need To Walk Away From Family, Friends And Foes.

The Fisher King

Sung By Bj And Cynthia

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Click Here

 

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7)

If Three Agree

Formerly 'Let It Be' By Lennon And McCartney

(How To Properly Study, Translate, Validate And Interpret

The Word Of God, Answer Cathoholics And KJV Onlyists)

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures,

Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With,

Click Here.

To Hear Only Little Billy Singing And Music,

Click Here

 

 

 

 

 

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8)

Me Helping Julio, South Of The Border

Formerly, Me And Julio, Down By The Schoolyard

About Illegal Immigration

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize To Sing New Lyrics With Music.

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9)

Being A Minority Influence In Your World, Even When Everyone Is Against You.

Roar Of The Lion

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.

To Hear Only Music, Hold Down the Shift Key, Click Here

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10)

If We Could Talk To The Aminals

Formerly, 'If I Could Talk To The Animals', By Rex Harrison

What Happens When You Talk To Aminals, Especially Snakes.

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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11)

I Am The Virus

Formerly, 'I Am The Walrus', By Lennon

Replacement Theology At Work Starting With The Jew First.

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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12)

Under One Roof

Formerly, 'Up On The Roof', By Drifters

Graduating From Religious Segregation To Your Own House Church.

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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14)

Found Me My Baby Giver

Formerly, 'Down By The Lazy River', By The Osmonds

'Bout The Mormon View Of Women And Salvation

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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15)

Well Done, Tebow, Thou Good And Faithful Servant!!

** Tebow Knows

If You Want To Hear Singing, Sing Karaoke, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

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18)

Let Her Be

Formerly, 'Let It Be' Sung By Paul McCartney...

Leaving Mary Alone And Trusting Christ

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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19)

'Thanks To That Hole In My Head',

Formerly, 'Ain't That A Kick In The Head', Sung By Sinatra, Dean Martin...

How Too Open Of A Mind Can Lead To Brain Loss

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

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'Children Of A Lesser Fraud',

Formerly, 'Longer', Sung By Fogelberg

For Those That Wrongly Argue Voting For The Lesser Of Two Evils

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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(1986) Nothing in Common

22)

Save Your Kids From Hell

Formerly, 'Teach Your Children Well', By Crosby, Stills And Nash

What Healthy Families Ought To Be Giving And Receiving From Each Other

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

To Hear Only Singing And Music, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here.

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23.)

Dealing With Full Preterism That Teaches That It All Happened In A.D. 70 Including The Coming Of Christ.

You Ain't Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky

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If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.

Sing Karaoke Provided At End Of Song

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24)

Special Ed: Sing Along With Little Billy

About Believing That God Means What He Says

And Says What He Means.

If You Just Want To Hear The Music,

Click Here

Bible Scholars:

If You Want To See The Pictures, Links And

New Lyrics To Sing Along, Click Here.

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The Same Thing The Ancient Egyptians Have Done To Israel, Israel Did To Christ.

Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files

Sung By Cynthia

If You Want To Hear Singing, See The Pictures, Links And New Lyrics To Sing Along With, Click Here.

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