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Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?


Thanks To The Hole In My Head

Formerly 'Ain't That A Kick In The Head'.

New Lyrics: Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

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Thanks To The Hole In My Head

"How lucky can one guy be"

My Open Mind Set Me Free

(1 Tim. 4:1,2;6:20;2 Tim. 3:7;4:3; Rev. 17 )

Heads Emptied, Brains Dead

Thanks To The Hole In My Head

Computer Meltdown And Crash

My Brains Are Now In The Trash

(Ro. 16:17,18; Phil. 3:19,20)

Like The Gurus Had Said

(Jn. 10:7-9)

Thanks For That Hole In Your Head

(Ro. 12:2; 1 Jn. 4:1-3)

My Faith's Increasin

(2 Tim. 4:3)

Futile Is Any Resistin

I'm Into New Age Religion

(Acts 16:16-18)

My Pastor Says To Stop Judgin

They've Enough Of It To Spread

It's Like The Gurus Said,

It's Quite Thick

Ain't Faith Like The Hole In My Head?

(Short Instrumental)

Like The Gurus Once Said
Thanks For That Hole In In Your Head

But That God Man Said, Whoa!!

I'll Fill The Hole In Your Soul

(Short Instrumental)

And Bout That Sinning
That Keeps You From New Beginnings
Through Jesus Christ You'll Start Winning
First You Must Know That You're Dead

(Ro. 3:10,21-24)

He Gave His Life In Your Stead

(1 Cor. 15:1-5)

He'll Fix That Hole In Your Head.

(Short Instrumental)

Not Faith In Faith, It's More Specific
(Hebrews 11:1,6;12:2; 2 Tim. 1:12)

'Tell Me Quick', Ain't He Terrific

'Jesus Christ', Fixes The Hole In My Head


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

To Hear Bj Sing This Click Here.





I Want To Concentrate On The Candidates Answers About The Bible, One At A Time.

You Tube Question:

'Do You Believe Every Word Of The bible?'

Here Is What Guiliani Said:

"The reality is, I believe it, but I don’t believe it’s necessarily literally true in every single respect. I think there are parts of the Bible that are interpretive. I think there are parts of the Bible that are allegorical. I think there are parts of the Bible that are meant to be interpreted in a modern context.

So, yes, I believe it. I think it’s the great book ever written. I read it frequently. I read it very frequently when I’ve gone through the bigger crises in my life, and I find great wisdom in it, and it does define to a very large extent my faith. But I don’t believe every single thing in the literal sense of Jonah being in the belly of the whale, or, you know, there are some things in it that I think were put there as allegorical."

This Last Part Of Course Is In Reference To The Book Of Jonah Where Jonah Is Swallowed By A Great Fish.

"Then they took Jonah and threw him overboard, and the raging sea grew calm. 16 At this the men greatly feared the Lord, and they offered a sacrifice to the Lord and made vows to him. 17 But the Lord provided a great fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was inside the fish three days and three nights." (Jonah 1)

Disbelieving Or Making Allegorical Any Of This OT Story Renders The Whole Story Useless.

Old Testament Passages Say 'Great Fish', Most NT Translations Say 'Whale.

This Is Also Related To The Language They Were Written In.

The OT Hebrew Word 'dawg', Means Only Fish (According To Strongs), And The NT Greek Word 'Icthus' (Whose Acronym Is Jesus, Christ, God's Son, Saviour) In The New Testament Means 'Fish, While Whale In The Greek NT Is 'Kaytos' Means Huge Fish, Whale And Is What Is Used For The Jonah Story.

There Are At Least Two OT Hebrew Words For Whale But Their Meanings Can Range From Jackal To Serpent And Sea Monster.

The Old Testament Often Conceals (Great Fish) And The New Testament Reveals/Gets Specific (Whale)

Way Too Many People Think That The Bible Is Like A Buffet Where You Pick And Choose What To Eat And What Not To And How To Eat It.

No One Agrees On What Is Literal And What Is Allegorical Because They Have No Uniform Rule On What To Believe And What Not To Believe.

But Often It Is Really A Matter Of Whether One Is Going To Believe The Bible Or Not.

"And the fact is that when people ask do we believe all of it, you either believe it or you don’t believe it." Huckabee

But More About All Of What Huck Said Later.

"If The Plain Sense Makes Sense, Seek No Other Sense To Replace It, Lest You End Up With Nonsense."

This Is Essentially Faith.

"The p'shat is the plain, simple meaning of the text. The understanding of scripture in its natural, normal sense using the customary meanings of the word’s being used, literary style, historical and cultural setting, and context. The p'shat is the keystone of Scripture understanding. If we discard the p'shat we lose any real chance of an accurate understanding and we are no longer objectively deriving meaning from the Scriptures (exegesis), but subjectively reading meaning into the scriptures (eisogesis)."


"This is where another (implied) meaning is alluded to in the text, usually revealling a deeper meaning. There may still be a p'shat meaning as well as another meaning as any verse can have multiple levels of meaning."

Believe What You Read, Unless What You Read Doesn't Make Sense, Then Seek Another Sense.

And By Not Making Sense I Don't Mean Refuse To Believe.

The Question Ought To Be, Can An Almighty God Cause Someone To Be Swallowed By A Whale?

The Answer Would Be An Obvious Yes.

Obviously Guiliani Doesn't Take Literally The Command To Not Separate (Divorce) What God Has Joined Either, Seeing That He Has Been Divorced Two Or Three Times. (Matthew 5:31,32)

The New Testament Says:

"He answered, "A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah. 40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. 41 The men of Nineveh will stand up at the judgment with this generation and condemn it; for they repented at the preaching of Jonah, and now one greater than Jonah is here." (Matthew 12)

Notice The Words, 'For As'?

Jesus Compared His Three Day Stay In The Grave To Jonah's Three Day Stay In The Whale And If Jonah's Stay In The Whale Wasn't Literal Then Neither Was Jesus' Stay In The Grave.

If The Time Given Or Where The Time Was Served Wasn't Literal For Jonah Then Neither Are Aspects Of Jesus' Stay In The Grave.

So You See What Happens When One Arbitrarily Decides What To Believe And What Not To Believe Simply Because They Cannot Believe It?

If Jesus Would Have Said, 'As Pinnochio Was In The Body Of A Whale Three Days So....'

We Would Know The First Story Being Untrue Would Have Disproven The Second Story Which Was Being Compared To It.

This Cookie Cutter And Cafeteria Style Theology Is Like The Calvinist Saying He Believes 'All' Are Depraved But Christ Did Not Die For 'All', Even Though These Two Truths Are Connected.

Why Does The Calvinist Decide That All Are Depraved But Not All Given An Opportunity To Be Saved.

Because It Doesn't Fit His Preconceived Notions And Unbelief.

"Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. " (Romans 5:18)

Other Verses: (Romans 11:32; Titus 2; 2 Corinthians 5:14,15)

It Often Affects The Very Heart Of The Gospel When Someone Uses The Eeny, Meeny, Miny Mo Method Of Interpretation.

So Yes, The Story Of Jonah Is Literal And So Is The Story Of Jesus.

And Why Are Republicans Asked These Kind Of Questions And Democrats Are Not?

I Think It Is Because Republicans Should Know The Answer And Democrats/Liberals Are Way Out In Left Field And Close To One Third Of The Voters That Will Consider The Republicans Claim To Be Evangelical Christians.

Bj Maxwell



Romneys Answer And My Response Here.