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'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell, Sung By Little Billy

Formerly 'Danger Zone' Sung By Kenny Loggins

The Manger Zone

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Idea For Christian Classic Intro By Cynthia Maxwell

Sing Karaoke To The New Lyrics Below:

Just Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize And Sing Joyfully.
To Hear Little Billy Sing This, Scroll To The End Of The Song And Click Link.

New Title:



The Manger Zone

Christ Miss Celebration

I Can Hear My Granny Roar

I Can Feel The Tension
Ready For Unholy War

Grape Juice, King James Only Zone

Minored On The Majors Zone

Then There's Uncle Jerry
He's The Scary Here-tic


Rejecting God The Word In Flesh
But Sly And Charismatic

Fell Into The Anger Zone
Then We Backed

'Right into' New Ager Zone


We Didn't Want More Holy Wars
They Settled For A Fruitcake Stew
Christ Is God But Don't Pull Your Sword

(Gen. 1:26,27; Ps. 45:6,7; 110; Is. 9:6,7; John 1:1-3,12,14,18; Jn. 8:24,58;Jn. 20:27-31;Acts 20:28; Phil. 2:5-11; Col. 1:14-17; He. 1; Rev. 1:7,8,17,18)

Any View But Pure Truth Will Do.


B, I, B, L, E

Do you swear to tell the truth...?

Not Focused On The Family
Then The Further You Will Be

From Relative's Relativity

Fight Against New Ager Zones

They're Gonna Take You
Away From The Manger Zone
They'll Minor On The Major Zone
So Major On The Manger Zone


To Hear Little Billy Sing This, Which Were His Own Experiences, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize and Turn Up Your Volume.

12/01/2014; 12/03/2014

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell


Important Teachings That Are Affected By Errors In The KJV:

Pro KJV Article By Kinney:

"One self appointed Bible critic and unbeliever in the inerrancy of ANY Bible, who really has no clue what he is talking about, has this to say about these verses in the King James Bible.


Billy Jack Maxwell posts:


'The KJV Translates 'epi' As In The Right Hand Or Forehead, The Modern Translations Translate It As 'On' Which Is Correct. The Word For 'Mark' In Revelation Is 'Charagma' Which Means Etching Or Tatoo, Which Would Make More Sense As 'On' Not In. So The KJV Is Wrong And The Majority Of Modern Translations Are Correct. ...'

Here are just a few of the many places where the various Bible versions DO translate the Greek work epi as “IN” (End Of Article Quote)


Will Kinney Apparently Doesn't Understand That Two Or More Wrongs Don't Make A Right. Just Because You Can Find Other Translations That Translate A Word Wrong, This Doesn't Make The KJV Right. Funny, That In The Past Kinney Only Used Modern Translations To Say They Are Wrong And The KJV Is Correct, But This Time He's Using Modern Translations To Show Similarity And That This Must Mean His KJV Is Correct.




Matthew 24:30 - “coming IN the clouds of heaven”

(Wycliffe 1395, Geneva Bible, New Life Version 1969, Living Bible 1971, God’s First Truth 1999, The Tomson N.T. 2002, The Evidence Bible 2003, The Resurrection Life New Testament 2005 (Vince Garcia), Jubilee Bible 2010, Conservative Bible 2011, Common English Bible 2011, The Work of God’s Children Illustrated Bible 2011, Hebraic Transliteration Scripture 2010, World English Bible 2012,


Here Kinney Is Watering Down Important Teachings By Sticking To His Errant KJV. He Is Supporting The False Teaching Of Preterism By Insisting That Jesus Here Will Be Coming IN, Not ON The Literal Clouds By Being Invisible. Preterists Believe JC Came In The Clouds In A.D. 70, But He Just Wasn't Visible. No Wonder, If He Came In The Clouds, Not On Them. We Just Missed Seeing One Of The Most Important Events In Human History Because JC Was In The Clouds Not On Them And That It All Happened In A.D. 70.


Kinney Refuses To Consider Context Along With The Definition Of Words.


"27 For as lightning that comes from the east is VISIBLE even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man." (Matt. 24:27)


"And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn WHEN THEY SEE the Son of Man coming ON the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory." (Matt. 24:30)

How Will They See Him And How Is He 'Visible', If He's IN Not ON The Clouds?


Kinney, Thinks We Define A Word By Removing It From Its Context.


Other Scriptures Confirm The Distinction Between The Rapture And The Second Coming Partially Based On The Fact That One Will Be Visible The Other One Will Not.


Other Scriptures That Tell Us That His Second Coming Will Be VISIBLE.


“Look, he is coming WITH (Meta) the clouds,” and “EVERY EYE WILL SEE HIM (Visible), even those who pierced him”; and all peoples on earth “will mourn because of him.” So shall it be! Amen." (Rev. 1:7)

Another Important Teaching Watered Down By The KJV Is About The Mark Of The Beast. What Is It And What Is The Nature Of This Mark.


Is It Something That Needs To Be Scanned Or Something Clearly VISIBLE To Anyone?

Kinney's Article:


Revelation 13:16 and 14:9 with Revelation 20:4 - "IN" or "ON"?

Revelation 13:16 KJB - "And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive A MARK IN their right hand or IN their foreheads".


Revelation 14:9 KJB - “…If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his MARK IN his forehead, or IN his hand, the same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God…”


Revelation 20:4 "And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them: and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his MARK UPON their foreheads, or IN their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years." (End Of Kinney's Quote)


When I Say I Got A Tatoo, I Don't Say I Got A Tatoo 'IN' My Arm, I Say I Got A Tatoo 'ON' My Arm. The Mark Of The Beast Is Charagma, In Greek Which Means A Tatoo, Etching, Scratching.

This Tatoo Will Be Visible, Which Also Means It Will Be Harder To Disguise The Fact That You Don't Have One, If You Become A Believer During Jacob's Trouble. This Is Important Information For Those That Will Be There During The Tribulation.


The Kinney Quotes That Say 'Mark' Charagma Was Likened To A Snake's Bite, Can Only Be Found Online At Pro KJV Sites, By Those That Cannot Provide A Link To The Actual Quote Or Can't Find A Bible Verse That Confirms Such.


Kinney's Article:


"Matthew 14:8 and 11 “John Baptist’s head IN a charger” (KJV)

A Charger Is A Platter, So Does It Make More Sense To Say 'head IN a charger' or 'On a charger'

Of Course It Makes More Sense To Say 'On A Charger'.




Matthew 21:19 “when he saw a fig tree IN the way”

(Tyndale 1534, The Great Bible 1540, Bishops’ Bible 1568, Geneva Bible, Mace N.T. 1729, Whiston’s N.T. 1745, Worsley Version 1770, Wesley’s N.T. 1790, Webster’s Translation 1833, Etheridge Translation 1849, Murdock Translation 1852, Darby 1890, Weymouth 1912, God’s First Truth 1999, The Tomson N.T. 2002, The Evidence Bible 2003, Jubilee Bible 2010, Hebraic Transliteration Scripture 2010, Conservative Bible 2011.


So Will Kinney Tries To Change The Whole Gist Of The Story With His Errant KJV By Suggesting That A Lazy JC Cursed The Fig Tree Because It Was In His Way Rather Than 'ON the way.'

And I Thought Jesus Cursed It Because It Wasn't Bearing Fruit. (Matthew 21)

The Context Helps Define Epi As 'On' Here.

Kinney's Article:

Matthew 28:18 “All power is given unto me in heaven and IN earth.”

(Wycliffe, Tyndale 1534, Coverdale, the Great Bible 1540, Matthew’s Bible 1549, Geneva Bible, Mace N.T., Wesley Version 1790, God’s First Truth 1999, The Tomson N.T. 2002, The Evidence Bible 2003, Jubilee Bible 2010, the Hebraic Transliteration Scripture 2011, is given to me in Shamayim and IN eretz.”, BRG Bible 2012.

This One Made Me Laugh, Because Kinney's Making My Case For Me. Notice He Puts In CAPS, The Second 'IN' But Not The First One. The First 'In' Is This Verse Is 'Ev'In The Greek While The Second 'In' Is 'Epi' In The Greek Which Tells You That Kinney Knew This And Chose To Pull The Wool Over Our Eyes In Order To Support His False Theory That The KJV Is Without Error. If Jesus Meant 'In' Earth Why Didn't He Just Use The Same Greek Word That He Used For 'In' Heaven Earlier In The Same Verse?

Now Kinney Provides Minor Decorations For This Tasty Cake:


"The Greek word epi is also translated as IN in such verses as:

Luke 5:18 “men brought IN a bed a man”

Lying On My Bed Makes More Sense Than Lying In My Bed.


"Luke 6:17 “and stood IN the plain”

Standing ON The Plain Makes Sense, Standing IN The Plain Does Not, Unless The Plain Is Really A Plane. De Plane, De Plane... (Tatoo)


Colossians 1:16 “and that are IN earth”

ON The Earth Makes More Sense, Unless You're Suggesting That They Are Stuck In The Ground Or In Hell.


"Revelation 2:17 “IN the stone a new name written”

ON The Stone Would Tell Us It's Visible, While IN Would Tell Us That We Would Need A Special Sixth Sense To Know What That Name Is Inside The Stone.

Kinney's Article:

Revelation 7:3 “servants of God IN their foreheads”

There's A Difference Between Being Sealed In Your Forehead And ON Your Forehead. 'ON' Tells Us That It's Visible, Not Something That Has To Be Scanned Or X Rayed First.

It Should Be Obvious At This Point That The KJV Translators And Their Defenders Forgot And Forget To Consider The Context Of A Particular Word, When Determining How It Should Be Translated.

This Is Irrefutable Proof That The KJV Is A Beautiful And Inspiring Translation But Not Inerrant And The Two Or Three Witness Rule Should Be In Effect.

"By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses A Word Shall Be Established."-Validated, Interpreted And Translated. (Throughout The Bible In Verse And Deed)

(Numbers 35:30;Deut 17:6;Deut 19:15 ;Hebrews 10:28; 2 Cor. 13:1;1 Tim 5:19)

The KJV Has It's Imperfections Just Like The Other Translations. In Fact Most Translations But One (KJV Hides The Body Of Jesus Too) Of The Old Testament Have Hidden The Body Of Jesus In A Very Important Messianic Prophecy.

Here's The Fulfillment Of That Messianic Prophecy In The New Testament That You Can't Find The Prophecy For In Any OT Translation, Not Even In The KJV. Only One OT Translation Speaks Of The Body Of Jesus.

Here's Its NT Fulfillment:

"Therefore, when Christ came into the world, he said: "Sacrifice and offering you did not desire, BUT A BODY YOU PREPARED FOR ME; 6 with burnt offerings and sin offerings you were not pleased. 7 Then I said, 'Here I am--it is written about me in the scroll -- I have come to do your will, O God.' "8 First he said, "Sacrifices and offerings, burnt offerings (Holokotoma-Holocaust) and sin offerings you did not desire, nor were you pleased with them" (although the law required them to be made) (Hebrews 10)

Can You Guess Which OT Translation Includes The Body Of Jesus?

Here's A Hint: It's Not The KJV

The Greek Septuagint, Which Is The Greek Translation Of Hebrew Texts Older Than The Maz Text Still Has, 'A Body Thou Has Prepared For Me' With The Greek Word For Burnt Sacrifice, Which Is Where They Got The Word HOLOCAUST From.

Here Is A Photo Of Psalm 40 In The Septuagint Where 'A Body Thou Hast Prepared' Is Still In This Prophecy Spoken Of Later As Fulfilled, In Hebrews Ten.

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The Jewish People In Reality Were Given A Way By God Out Of The Holocaust/Holokotoma/Burnt Offering, Still Mentioned In The Greek Septuagint And Hebrews Ten Of The NT.

The Jewish Counter Missionaries Removed 'The Body' From The Masoretic Text.

Check Out Verse Sixff Of Psalm 40. Don't Worry This Page Is In Greek And English Here. Also Look For σῶμα For 'body' In the Greek Column, verse six Of Chapter Forty.

The KJV Hid The Body And Did The Jewish Counter Missionaries A Favor.


I Wrote A Song About My Childhood Experiences. Most KJOnly Folks Couldn't Care Less If Someone Is A Heretic As Long As They Believe That The King James Is The Only Translation That Is Inspired By God And The Only One They Use. Will Kinney Spends No Time Preaching The Essentials But Spends Most Of His Time Preaching The King James ONLY Gospel.

"If God permits men to freely make copies of His inspired Word, and to translate His Word (as we will show that He does), so that thousands, millions, even billions of men, women, and children can read about Him for themselves and in their own language, THEN THOSE WHO FORBID THIS CONTINUED DISSEMINATION OF SCRIPTURE ESTABLISH THEMSELVES AS AN AUTHORITY ABOVE GOD HIMSELF.


If we can show, however, that God desires men to use translations of his Word into other languages, even when more accurate originals are readily available, we will demonstrate that THE KING JAMES ONLY (KJO) MOVEMENT IS IN OPPOSITION TO THE AUTHORITY OF GOD. We also will show that the KJO movement opposes central claims of the King James translators themselves regarding their work, and that it opposes much of the actual translation of those KJ translators, the very ones to whom they attribute divine infallibility. In this way the KJO camp MAKES AN IDOL OUT OF A TEXT AND OUT OF THEIR OWN SELF- ASSERTED AUTHORITY." (Bob Enyart Will Duffy)

I Was Raised In An Environment Where During Relative Get Togethers At Christ-Miss We Would All Major On The Minors And Minor On The Majors. Grandma Would Put All Her Emphasis On King James Only While Neglecting To Effectively Oppose The Uncle Who Denied The Deity Of Christ. The Result Being Is That Most Of Them Became New Agers At Christ Miss.