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The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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(Photo With Lyrics By Cynthia Maxwell)


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The Original 'CHRISTmas Song' 'Missed' Mentioning Christ In Their Song, So I Have Rewritten This Song To Reflect What This Day Has Become And What It Really Should Be About.  Every Day Of The Year Belonged To God Before The Pagan Grinches Stole Them And Christmas Day.

 

Love To The Father, Son And Holy Spirit For Inspiring Me And Giving Me Purpose.

Thanks To My Lovely Wife For Her Encouragement And Support.

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Title And New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Melody By Mel Torme And Bob Wells

Originally Made Famous By Nat King Cole.

Feel Free To Repost Anywhere Unaltered.

 Sung By Little Billy

Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

If You Don't Automatically Hear Music, Then Hold Down The Shift Key, And Click Here, Then Minimize Music To Sing Along With The New Lyrics Below.

Title:

Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire.'

"The CHRISTmas Song"

The CHRIST-Miss Song

 

New Lyrics:

 

Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire.'


Kin Folk Treating Them Like Foes.


New Age Carols Being Sung By Big Liars.


Dressed Up Like Pimps And Ho, Ho, Hoes.



'Everybody Knows'


Head Turkeys And Their Family Flock


Will Take The 'Mine Is Bigger' Side.


'Tiny Tot' Wanting All He Ain't Got.


'Will Find It Hard To' Think Of Christ.

 Don't Know That Satan's Got His Prey.


He's Fooled Lots Of Boys


And Girlies On The Way.


And Every Mommy's  Child Should Ask Her Why


The Santa Stories Have Replaced Those

Of Christ.


 'And So I'm Offering' This Gospel Truth.


 

To Those That Even Give One Hoot.


Although Its Been Missed


In Many Rhymes 'Many Ways'.


This Day's Not A,-Bout You: (Repeat)


 

End Of Song

Rewrite By Bj Maxwell

09/26/2011

09/29/2011

Copyright

The Planks Are Gone

Originally,

I Can See Clearly

Sung Originally By Johnny Nash

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Sing Karaoke: To The New Lyrics Below:


Just Hold Down The Shift Key, Click
Here, Then Click Play, Minimize And Sing Joyfully.

To Hear This Sung By Bj, Scroll Down To The End Of Song And Click Link.


New Title:


The Planks Are Gone

You 'can see clearly now' The Planks Are Gone. (Matt. 7:5,6)

Judge Righteously

Jesus Said Now, You Can Judge, The Right Way (Jn. 7:24)


Gone Is The Log Jam That Just Steered You Wrong

 

You Wanna Shine Your, Christ (Christ), Light (light) (Eph. 5:11)
E-ve-ry Day



You Wanna Shine Your, Christ (Christ), Light (light)
In Every Way

I Know You Can See It Now, The Logs Are Gone


The Fog And Heaviness Have 'Disappeared.'

Speckless Perfection, He Ain't Askin For (Phil. 3:12-14)


To Shine Your Christ (Christ), Light (Light)

 


In Every Way (Eph. 5:11)

Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. Ephesians 5:11



Look Overhead, Just Shoot For The High Prize (Phil. 3:12-14)


Do What He Said, And Turn On God's Son Light.



You 'can see clearly now', The Planks Are Gone


You Can See Dark Obstacles In Their Way

Gone Are The Big Logs Lodged In Your Eye

You're Gonna Shine Your Christ (Christ), Light (Light)
In Every Way



To Hear Bj Sing This, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click
Here, Minimize And Sing Along.

 

 

"5 You hypocrite, FIRST take the plank out of your own eye, and THEN you will see clearly to REMOVE THE SPECK FROM YOUR BROTHER'S EYE. 6 "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces." (Matt.

7)

"Stop judging by mere appearances, and make a RIGHT JUDGMENT." (John 7:24)

 

"12 NOT THAT I HAVE already obtained all this, or have ALREADY BEEN MADE PERFECT, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. 13 Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: FORGETTING WHAT IS BEHIND AND STRAINING TOWARD WHAT IS AHEAD, 14 I press

on toward the goal TO WIN THE PRIZE for which God has called me HEAVENWARD in Christ Jesus." (Philippians 3)

"8 For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. LIVE AS CHILDREN OF LIGHT 9 (for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth) 10 and find out what pleases the Lord. 11 Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but RATHER EXPOSE THEM." (Eph. 5:11)

 

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

 

Copyright

11/18/2014; 12/03/2014; 12/11/2014

 

 






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