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My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?



My, My, How The Whole Truth Divides

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My, My How The Whole Truth Divides

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"A long long time ago"

The Holy Book Tells Me So

The Truth Used To Make Some Folks Smile.

"And I Knew" If They Had A Chance.

They Would Speak Of The Lord Of Dance

And That Would Greatly Help Them Through Their Trials.

(Hebrews 12:1-13)

In These Days Like A Smelly Sewer

With 'Every Paper' New Manure

(2 Tim. 3:1-9)

'Bad News On' Your Desktop

Would Someone Turn It All Off?

I Can Remember That I Cried

When I Read How And Why Jesus Died

God's Son Told Me To Abide

And Watch How Truth Divides

I'm Just Sayin


My, My, How The Whole Truth Divides

(Acts 20:27-30)

Lead The Horsey To The Sourcey But Can't Make Him Imbibe

And Jesus Christ, Breaking Bread Drinking Wine

"Sayin' This'll Be The Way That I Die" CM

"This'll Be The Day That I Die"

(1 Cor. 15:1-5; Jn. 20:27-31)

You Can Meet The God Of Love

When You Place Your Faith In Christ Above

Cause 'The Bible Tells You So'

Now Do You Believe That Rock Did Roll?

(1 Cor. 15:1-5; Jn. 20:27-31)

And Christ Rose Up From That Deep Dark Hole

Do You Believe Gods Lyrics In This Poem?

Just Like Elijah Prayed To Him

God's Still Small Voice Heard In The Wind

He Just Kicked Off His Shoes

God Took Away Elijah's Blues

He Was A Lonely Jewish Prophet But

Seven Thousand Baal Haters Hangin Tough

Though Some Jews Had Him On The Run

That's How The Truth Divides

(1 Kings 19:1-18;19:10,14)

Still, I'm Just Sayin


"Now, For" Many "Years We've Been On Our Own."

And Rust Grows Thick On Ones Earthly Throne

"But That's Not How It Used To Be"

Now When Christian Sings For 'King And Queen.'

He's Sure To Not Offend Or Make Scenes.

In A Voice That Comes Effeminately

"Oh And While The" Queens Are Prowling Round

False Teachers Teach No Cross Just Crown

(1 Tim. 6:3-9; 2 Tim. 2:12)


"No Verdict Was Returned "

"The Courtroom Was Adjourned"

And While Lennon Sang A Song Bout Marx

The Sermons Lost Their Divine Spark

Just Nursery Rhymes In The Park

(2 Tim. 4:2-4)

That's How The Lies Misguide

"Still Just Sayin"


"Oh, And There We Were All In One Place"

My Presence Just A Table Space

At These Unholy Holidays

"So Come On" Jack Be Truthful, Make It Stick

Bro Against Bro Comes Really Quick

Cause The Truth Is The Christians Only Trick

"As I Watched" Them On Their Stage

My Simple Truths Would Sure Enrage


"No Angel" 'Trained' "In Hell"

Could Cast A Better Spell

Than These False Apostles Of The Night


Pretending To Be In The Light
(2 Cor. 11:1-15)

Us In God's Light, Them The Other Side

That's How The Truth Divides

I'm Just Sayin


"Helter Skelter" In A Melter Smelter

Fruitcake Stew: Then You're A Fruitcake Pelter

"Eight Miles High" The Wormwood Blast

There Went All Of The Grass

(Revelation 8:6-13; 6,8,10,11)

The Replacements All Showed Up En Masse

Chester The Bible Molester Teaching Class

(Acts 20:29-31; 2 Peter 3:15-18)

Mormons, Catholics, J, Double U's

Gentiles, Wannabes And Acidic Jews

They "All Got Up To Dance"

"Oh, But" They "Never Got The Chance"

These Replacers "Tried To" Seal The Deal

The Actual Band 'Refused To Yield'

The Wheat And Tares Grow In The Field

(Matt. 13:24-30)

And Then The Truth Divides

I Am Just Sayin


If You Meet A Goy Singing Jacob's Blues

And Find A Group Of Unhappy Jews

Jacob's Trouble Is Underway

(Jer. 30:7; Luke 21:20-24)

Go To Your Local Christian Store

Where Christians Just Aren't Anymore

The Bibles In There Will Be Sure To Inform


Why "The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed"

When God's Sure Word Is Spoken

The Demons Will Be Smokin

Oh God!!

Then The Triune God, The Lord Of Hosts
(Gen. 1:26,27; Ps. 45:6,7; Isaiah 44:6; John 1:1-3, 12,14,18; 20:27-31; Phil. 2:5-11;Col. 1:15-17; Hebrews 1:6-8)

Seperated The Sheep From The Goats

(Matt. 25:31-46)

Then Turned The Devil Into Toast

(Rev. 20:2,3,10)

That's How The Truth Divides

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Hidden In Ages Past:

Now to him who is able to establish you by my gospel and the proclamation of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation of the mystery hidden for long ages past,.. (Romans 16)

"No, we speak of God's secret wisdom, a wisdom that has been hidden and that God destined for our glory before time began...." (1 Cor. 2)

"remember that at that time you were separate from Christ, excluded from citizenship in Israel .." (Ephesians 2)

"..the mystery made known to me by revelation, .., then, you will be able to understand my insight into the mystery of Christ, 5 which was not made known to men in other generations ...." (Ephesians 3)

"the mystery that has been kept hidden for ages and generations, ..." (Col. 1)

God Is Now Here (1 Timothy 3:16) (McDowell)
God The Word-God's Word-(John 1)
Logos-True Logic (Reasonable)
Know-Now One
Clear View From Here...Plainly Seen (Romans 1:18,19)
Heavenly View-Mountaintop
  "...God has made it plain to them." (Romans 1:19)
Convinced...Persuaded: (2 Cor. 5:18; Phil. 1:6; Ro. 4; Ro. 8:38; 2 Ti. 1:12; He. 6:9,10)
 The Rrrrrrrrest Of The Story
In Him All Things Hold Together. (Col. 1:15-17)













The Triunity Of God-The Ultimate Council




By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses A Word Shall Be Established.-Beyond A Reasonable Doubt.  (Isaiah 55:11; 48:16; Numbers 35:30; Deuteronomy 17:6; 19:15; Matthew 18:16; 1 Timothy 5:19)




1 = 3

1 = 1










As it is written: "God's name is blasphemed among the Gentiles because of you." 25 Circumcision has value if you observe the law, but if you break the law, you have become as though you had not been circumcised. 26 If those who are not circumcised keep the law's requirements, will they not be regarded as though they were circumcised? 27 The one who is not circumcised physically and yet obeys the law will condemn you who, even though you have the written code and circumcision, are a lawbreaker. 28 A man is not a Jew if he is only one outwardly, nor is circumcision merely outward and physical. (Romans 2)

Now Made Manifest/Plain

...but now revealed and made known through the prophetic writings ...-- (Romans 16)

...But now a righteousness from God, apart from law, has been made known, to which the Law and the Prophets testify." (Romans 3)

...But now in Christ Jesus you who once were far away have been brought near through the blood of Christ it has now been revealed by the Spirit to God's holy apostles and prophets. 6 This mystery is that through the gospel the Gentiles are heirs together with Israel, members together of one body, and sharers together in the promise in Christ Jesus. (Ephesians 3) 

...but is now disclosed to the saints. 27 To them God has chosen to make known among the Gentiles the glorious riches of this mystery, which is Christ in you, the hope of glory." (Col. 1)


"The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, (Unreasonable: Atheists-Ps. 14:1; 49:10; Ro. 1:19,20; Judaizers-Ga. 2:5; Acts 15:9; Homosexuals And Liberals-Romans 1:24-28)

19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities--his eternal power and divine nature--have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse." (Romans 1)

Jew (Eph. 2)


"For he himself is our peace, who has made the two one ..His purpose was to create in himself one new man out of the two, thus making peace, 16 and in this one body to reconcile both of them to God through the cross, ... (Ephesians 2)


Wife (Ephesians 5:32)