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Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Lyrics On Photo By Cynthia Maxwell
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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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2 Be shepherds of God's flock that is under your care, serving as overseers--not because you must, but BECAUSE YOU ARE WILLING, as God wants you to be; NOT GREEDY FOR MONEY, BUT EAGER TO SERVE; 3 not lording it over those entrusted to you, but being EXAMPLES TO THE FLOCK. 4 And when the Chief Shepherd appears, you will receive the crown of glory that will never fade away." (1 Pete 5)

 

'Professional Christian',

To The Tune, 'American Woman'

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
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Professional Christian
New Lyrics:

 
Professional Christian, Tell You Bout His Christ
He's On A Mission, If The Price Is Right



 
 
When Paid To Go Fishin, Then He's Got A Bite
Professional Christian, Narrow Kind Of Sight

 
   Super Apostle, Got His Own High Place


  
Professional Christian, You Can't Have A Taste


  

Christian Segregator, Thousand Shades Of Gray.
 
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Professional Christian , He Justifies His Fee
  Professional Christian, With Just One Plea
    Don't Come Round Here 'Knockin On My Door'
 
 
Just Want My Dollar, So We're Both Not Poor
Don't Muzzel The Ox, That Treads The Corn

  
'But Ox Won't Move', Til You Bronze His Horns


    This Christian Says I Gotta Pay
Professional Christian, Hear What The Bible Say
Short Instrumental:

Professional Christian, Should Give And Receive
   Super Apostle, Set God's Body Free
 

'Don't Come Knockin' On My Door

'Don't Wanna See Your' Hand Out 'No More'
   
Special Letters Can Hypnotize
Piled High And Deep, It Says Your Wise.
But An Expert In This Not That

 
Don't Make Us Your Welcome Mat.


Instrumental:

Professional Christian, Says 'Get Away'
Professional Christian, Don't Hear What I Say

hands-over-ears
   
You Even Got Your Own Stage Door


   'Don't Wanna See Your' Play 'No More'
I Don't Need Your Den Of Thieves   
   Brother Paul Preached Jesus For Free
Colored Lights To Tantalize
Tricking Foolish, Christian's Eyes


'Now' Christian, You Just Stay Away


(Open Door Fellowship)

Professional Christian, You Just Segregate


So You Can Find New Ways, Gotta Get Your Pay
'Now Go, Go, Go', I'm Gonna Leave You Christian
Don't Believe You Christian
Why, Why, Why....3x

You Think You're The Man

We Enable Too



 

The Eye Can't Say Unto the Hand


 I Can See And Don't Need You

 (1 Corinthians 12:21;Romans 12:4-8;Ephesians 4:1-16;1 Corinthians 12:12-31)

 

 It's Give And Receive


'You know I'm gonna go
It's Give And Receive
'You know I'm gonna go,' Christian

 

I Can't Believe You Christian
'Goodbye', Professional Christian

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Copyright

01/14/2014;  01/21/2014; 02/07/2014

"But I am afraid that just as Eve was deceived by the serpent's cunning, your minds may somehow be led astray from your sincere and pure devotion to Christ. 4 For if someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached, or if you receive a different spirit from the one you received, or a different gospel from the one you accepted, you put up with it easily enough.

 

5 But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those "SUPER-APOSTLES."

6 I may not be a trained speaker, but I do have knowledge.

We have made this perfectly clear to you in every way. 7 Was it a sin for ME to lower myself in order to elevate you by PREACHING THE GOSPEL OF GOD TO YOU FREE OF CHARGE?

8 I robbed other churches by receiving support from them so as to serve you. 9 And when I was with you and needed something, I was not a burden to anyone, for the brothers who came from Macedonia supplied what I needed. I have kept myself from being a burden to you in any way, and will continue to do so. 10 As surely as the truth of Christ is in me, nobody in the regions of Achaia will stop this boasting of mine. 11 Why? Because I do not love you? God knows I do! 12 And I will keep on doing what I am doing in order to cut the ground from under those who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about. 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, masquerading as apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 15 It is not surprising, then, if his servants masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve."

(2 Corinthians 11:3-15)

"To the elders among you, I appeal as a fellow elder, a witness of Christ's sufferings and one who also will share in the glory to be revealed:

 

2 Be shepherds of God's flock that is under your care, serving as overseers--not because you must, but BECAUSE YOU ARE WILLING, as God wants you to be; NOT GREEDY FOR MONEY, BUT EAGER TO SERVE; 3 not lording it over those entrusted to you, but being EXAMPLES TO THE FLOCK. 4 And when the Chief Shepherd appears, you will receive the crown of glory that will never fade away." (1 Pete 5)

 

"8 We loved you so much that we were delighted to share with you not only the gospel of God but our lives as well, because you had become so dear to us. 9 Surely you remember, brothers, our toil and hardship; WE WORKED NIGHT AND DAY in order NOT TO BE A BURDEN to anyone WHILE WE PREACHED THE GOSPEL OF GOD TO YOU." (2 Thess. 2) "Was it a sin for me to lower myself in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God

 

to you FREE OF CHARGE?

 

8 I robbed other churches by receiving support from them so as to serve you. 9 And when I was with you and needed something, I was not a burden to anyone, for the brothers who came from Macedonia supplied what I needed.

 

I have kept myself from being a burden to you

in any way, and will continue to do so." (2 Cor. 11)

 

"In the same way, the Lord has commanded that THOSE WHO PREACH THE GOSPEL SHOULD RECEIVE THEIR LIVING FROM THE GOSPEL. 15 But I HAVE NOT USED ANY OF THESE RIGHTS. And I am not writing this in the hope that you will do such things for me. I would rather die than have anyone deprive me of this boast. 16 Yet when I preach the gospel, I cannot boast, for I am compelled to preach. Woe to me if I do not preach the gospel!" (1 Cor. 9)

"For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength. 26 Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27 But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28 He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things--and the things that are not --to nullify the things that are, 29 so that no one may boast before him. 30 It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God--that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31 Therefore, as it is written: "Let him who boasts boast in the Lord." (1 Cor. 1:25-31)