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What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

"The Apostle Paul told Timothy, 'Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels' (2 Timothy 2:23, NIV). Titus 3:9 says, 'But avoid foolish controversies and genealogies and arguments and quarrels about the law, because these are unprofitable and useless.' Are all arguments 'foolish and stupid'? No, not all. We must all take a stand on key doctrines of faith, especially where salvation is concerned. However, we must never forsake the witness we present." (Don't Be A Stumbling Block)


Because Of The Inclination Of Christians To Hang Out With Each Other, There Is A Tendency For Them To Shine Their Armor And Fight With Each Other i.e., The Non Essentials. This Results In  Minoring On The Major Points And Leaving Their Backsides Exposed To Those That Are Supposed To Be The Biggest Enemies Of The Gospel.

Unlike The Previous Chart Which Emphasizes The Process And That Among Christians, One Side Shouldn't Be A Exclusive Of The Other Side, But With This Chart Here, Christians Or 'False Brethren' Emphasizing The Left Side Will Lead To The Subverting The Other. Minor Points Should Get The Least Of Our Energy While The Major Points Should Get The Major Share Of Our Energy And Time. 

Only When These 'Christians' See For Themselves What Happens When They Strain At Gnats, Embrace Shadows, And Major On The Minors Will They Begin To Focus On What Really Matters.

Stats At The Bottom Of The Page.


Half Of The Story


The Rrrrrrrest Of The Story

if any man draw back, my soul shall have no pleasure in him..."

(Hebrews 10)

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I've Seen Folks Go Over The Edge On This Subject, And Obsess On It For Over Thirty Years Or More, So I Avoid Majoring On This Minor And Just Encourage Christians To Act Like The New Creations That They Already Are. (2 Cor. 5:16-19)

"But, beloved, we are persuaded better things of you, and things that accompany salvation, though we thus speak. 10 For God is not unrighteous to forget your work and labor of love, which ye have shewed toward his name, in that ye have ministered to the saints, and do minister." (Hebrews 6:9)

All The Things Paul Was Persaded Of (Romans 4:21; 8:38; 14:5,14; Philip. 1:6; 2 Tim. 1:12; Heb. 6:9)

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Timing Of The Rapture: 

I've Seen Christians That Disagree On The Timing Of The Rapture, Siding With Those That Deny The Trinity But Agree With Them On The Timing Of The Rapture, Against True Christians.

 Instead Be Ready At All Times:

"As long as we follow Jesus' admonitions to be prepared for the last days and guarded against the deception of Antichrist, then it's not terribly important which rapture view you find most convincing.  Our feelings are that we should all be prepared to be taken to heaven without notice, yet be strong enough to endure tribulation without letting our faith falter."


Eeny, Meeny, Miny No!, To One Translation Must I Go

Due To This Overemphasis, I Sometimes Wonder Whether These 'Christians' Would Side With A Jewish Counter Missionary Against A Christian, Simply Because The Pharisees Stick With The Masoretic Text, From Which The KJV Comes From.

 "By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses A Word Shall Be Established." (Old And New Testament)

Masoretic Text, Septuagint, Dead Sea Scrolls


When Jewish Counter Missionaries Attack: People Of The Book

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. ...11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not. 12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: ...14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth....18 No man hath seen God at any time; the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him." (John 1)


Rock And Roll Is Of The Devil, Even Christian Rock And Roll. These Folks Usually Are Of The Same Ilk Of The Ones Above. While They Are Majoring On This Point...


They Don't Have The Time, Desire Or Energy To Defend The Faith Against Those That Would Distort The Person And Work Of The Rock And Roll Of Ages.

"Why Should The Devil Have All The Good Music" (Larry Norman)


"I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

10 Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life." (Revelation 2:9,10)

This Is Also Replacement Theology.

These Jewish Wannabes May Also Go Through Jacob's Trouble As Well.(Jerry 30:7) They Want The Blesssings Of Being A Jew, They Might Get The Other Stuff As Well. In The 'Tribulation' Here It Would Make Sense That God Is Casting The Ones That Are Disobedient Into Prison i.e., The Jewish Wannabes Rather Than The Obedient Ones.

Confirmed Next Door

"Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

One Cannot Be A Jewish Wannabe And Not Get The Good And Bad Of What God Promises To Israel And To A Disobedient Israel.

Are You Earthbound Or Heaven Bound?

When Christians Believe The Rrrrrrest Of The Story:


To The Christian Wannabes He Says:

 Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth." (Revelation 3:9,10)

The Promise To Those Who 'Kept The Word Of My Patience' Are Promised To Be Kept 'From The Hour Of Temptation', Which Phonetically In Greek Is 'Tace Horos Tou Payrosmoo' Both 'Tace' And 'Tou' Are Definite Articles, So In Other Words Kept From 'The Hour Of The Trial.'

And Kept From, In Greek Is Ek, Which Really Is Out Of The Hour Of The Trial, And So It Is Not A Coincidence That Jewish Wannabes Tend To Be Post Tribbers, But Hey, I've Seen Many Very Commited To Going Through Jacob's Trouble, So Maybe That Is Their Place In The Big Plan.

There Was A Jewish Wannabe In One Of My Egroups That Was Vegetarian, And That Wasn't the Bad Part. The Bad Part Was That When Obsessing About Meat He Would Use The Word 'Filthy' Excessively To Describe Meat As If He Wanted Everyone To Develop A Bad Response To Meat.

Now If He Didn't Want To Eat Meat That Was His Business, (Romans 14:20,21), But All This Talk Of Seasoned Meat Was Making Me Hungry.

This Is What This 'Brother'? Was Missing In All This Majoring On The Minors. 

"Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; 3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. 4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: 5 For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.6 If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained." (1 Tim. 4)

Sabbath Observance:

I Have Talked To Some That Believe That Not Observing The Sabbath In The End Will Be Part Of The Mark Of The Beast Who 'Changes Times And Seasons'

 Now That Time Is Neither Here Nor Now, And Next Door Is Where We Should Be.

"For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." (James 2)

"Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God. 20 Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin." (Romans 3)

"Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ. 9 For in him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily. 10 And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power: ...16 Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days: 17 Which are a shadow

of things to come;

but the body is of Christ." (Colossians 2)

I am remembering a story that the Late Walter Martin (Cult Expert) told. It was a long time ago so pardon the loose paraphrase.

He told of a man who hadn't seen his sweetheart in quite some time. He approaches the plane where she is to step off and when she steps off the plane he comes running toward her.
Finally, getting to where she is he falls down on the ground and starts embracing her shadow.
This is a silly story meant to show the stupidity of those that embrace the shadow when the Person is here. Only When 'Christians' Get Bloody And Bruised Noses From Such Acts Will They Begin To Come To Their Senses.

What is the purpose of the shadow, except to let us know the person is nearby.


What Happens When 'Christians' Strain At Gnats, Embrace Shadows, And Major On The Minors?

They Wink Their Eyes At Those That Preach Another Jesus, Gospel (2 Cor. 11) Swallow Camels (Matthew 23), Bruise And Bloody Their Noses, And The Major Points Of The Gospel Get Neglected While The Cults Have A Heyday On The General Population That Is Fed A Constant Diet Of Misinformation.

While 'Christians' Are Practicing Jewish Wannebeism (Rev. 2:7-10; 3:7-10), Denying The Trinity And Actually Calling Me A False Teacher Here, The Real Jews Are Wreeking Havok And Presenting Bald Face Lies About Christ And The Gospel.

Don't Believe Me Go Here.

I Also Refute Part Of What They Are Saying Here.

And Here, But This Job Is Way Too Big For One Person And Requires The Body Of Christ And When You Get To This Counter Missionary Site, Note How Many Egroups And Adherents They Have Right At Their Site, Run By Rabbis.

Also Check Out An Atheist Infidel Site Meant To Overwhelm Christians With Their Misrepresentations Here.

Partly Refuted Here.

"Some Christians judge others by the Bible translation they use. Some judge congregations based on whether the ladies wear pants or dresses. Some Christians love a strict liturgy, and look down condescendingly on those who raise their hands toward heaven in church. Baptism required for salvation? Women wearing makeup? King James or NIV? Electric guitars or pipe organs? Pre-trib, mid-trib, or post-trib rapture? There are a variety of positions taken on these issues, all by born again Christians. Sometimes the embers of disagreement are fanned into the flames of division, and we must stop to ask ourselves, "Is this argument central to the issue of salvation, or is this a foolish and needlessly divisive controversy?" We need to ask this question before we become militant in our approach to the issue. Irrespective of the answer, we must never forsake the greatest commandment: to love God first and to love one another as ourselves." (Don't Be A Stumbling Block)

Were So Occupied With Straining At Gnats And Chasing Shadows That You Got Broadsided By A Camel. (Matthew 23) Part 1

Avoid These People:

Avoid Them Here As Well

Mark Those That Major On The Minors And Embrace The Shadow

Here Too.

Bj Maxwell