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I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
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'I Wish They All Could Be' Roman Catholic 'Girls'

 

Title and Theme By Paul Carver

Rewrites In " " By Paul Carver

 

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New And Improved (Over Original) Lyrics Otherwise By Bj Maxwell

Sing Along With Papa Bj

He Needs Your Help

 (If You Can't Hear Any Music, Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here Then Minimize For Music With Your Lyrics)

New Lyrics:

Well Coptic Girls Are Hip

I Really Dig Their Greek Software

  And The Mormon Girls With The Way They Think

Salvation Comes Through Babes They Bare.

[baby factory]

A Misinterpretation Of A Bible Verse They Read. (1 Timothy 2:15)

But Their Mind Is Set On Those Dang Tablets, And The Eternal Marriage Bed.

 

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic" (2x)

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls"

 

"The Host at Mass has Son-Life 

 And the girls partake of that

i dig a rosary on a linen blouse 

 Girls with a palm branch in their hand."


What I Dig The Most Are The Girls Whose

Habits Fit Them Very Fine.

And They Walk The Straight And Too Narrow Road

Keep The Folks Bad Kids In Line.

 

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic" (2x)

I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls"

 

The Girls Deep In Those Cliques And Cults.

 Tune Truth Out When Declared.

(2 Timothy 3:6,7)

 

And The Amish Girls In Their Earthly Bliss.

They Keep Their Husbands Deep In Prayer.

 

The Southern Baptist Way They Vote

They Kicked Me Out While There.

 

And The Jewish Girls With Their Girly 'Oye'

It's Like A Sauna When I'm There.

 
 

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic." (2X)

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls."

 

The Catholic Garbs', Where The Sun Can't Shine

That Makes Them Pasty White

 

'Thou Shalt Not' Is Where They Spend Their Time.

The Son Of God Their Only Guy.

My God Song

I've Been Out There And Far From Home.

 'And Seen All Kinds Of Girls' 

Yeah, But I Can't Wait To Get Back To Rome

To The Finest Girls In The World.

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic" (2x)

I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls"

07/20/20011

 Copyright

Thanks To God For His Inspiration

The Beach Boys For The Melody

Thanks To My Sweetness, Cynthia For Making My Real Life Manageable And Encouraging Me In This.

Thanks To Paul Carver For The Theme And Title And The Rewrites In " "

The Other New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Feel Free To Repost Unaltered

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paper Lions, Doggie Doorways To The Tune Paper Roses

 

 

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Old Lyrics In ""

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize To Sing New Lyrics With Music.

If You Need Help Scroll To End Of Song And Click Link.

New Lyrics:

 

        I've "realized the way your" New Words "deceived me."

A Fallen Angel That Leads Us Astray

(Gal. 1:8,9 ; 2 Cor. 11:1-15)

'So take away the' The Lies That You Gave Freely.

 

And Get Behind The One, The Only Way

(Luke 4:5-8; Mark 8:31-33; Matt. 16:21-23)

Paper Lions, Doggie Doorways

 

How Big Those Other Ways Seemed, To Be

     They're A Part Of The Deception

 

 

I'm  Off All Fours, I'll Just Trust J.C.

 

You Claimed That Each Was Just Another Saviour

 (Gal. 1:8,9 ; 2 Cor. 11:1-15)

 

Who Was To Be Just Part Of The Big Do-or.

   But Any False Teacher That Makes Us Waver

You're Kindling For The Place Thats Hot And Dark.

Paper Doggies, Lion/Lyin Doorways

Oh How Big Those Doorways Seemed, To Be-e

   Chutes For Satan, Dogs And Liars, The Real Door Is The One They, Call, J.C.


07/02/2013

Copyright

 New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

 

 Doggy Doorway:

"This motherhood of Mary in the order of grace continues uninterruptedly from the consent which she loyally gave at the Annunciation and which she sustained without wavering beneath the cross, until the eternal fulfillment of all the elect. Taken up to heaven she did not lay aside this saving office but by her manifold intercession continues to bring us the gifts of eternal salvation . . . . Therefore the Blessed Virgin is invoked in the Church under the titles of Advocate, Helper, Benefactress, and Mediatrix." (Catechism of the Catholic Church #969)

 

 

 

 

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. 14 "Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 OUTSIDE ARE THE DOGS, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and EVERYONE WHO LOVES AND PRACTICES FALSEHOOD. 16 "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star." (Revelation 22:15)

"..Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour." (1 Peter 5)