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I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

'I Wish They All Could Be' Roman Catholic 'Girls'


Title and Theme By Paul Carver

Rewrites In " " By Paul Carver


"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."

New And Improved (Over Original) Lyrics Otherwise By Bj Maxwell

Sing Along With Papa Bj

He Needs Your Help

 (If You Can't Hear Any Music, Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here Then Minimize For Music With Your Lyrics)

New Lyrics:

Well Coptic Girls Are Hip

I Really Dig Their Greek Software

  And The Mormon Girls With The Way They Think

Salvation Comes Through Babes They Bare.

[baby factory]

A Misinterpretation Of A Bible Verse They Read. (1 Timothy 2:15)

But Their Mind Is Set On Those Dang Tablets, And The Eternal Marriage Bed.


"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic" (2x)

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls"


"The Host at Mass has Son-Life 

 And the girls partake of that

i dig a rosary on a linen blouse 

 Girls with a palm branch in their hand."

What I Dig The Most Are The Girls Whose

Habits Fit Them Very Fine.

And They Walk The Straight And Too Narrow Road

Keep The Folks Bad Kids In Line.


"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic" (2x)

I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls"


The Girls Deep In Those Cliques And Cults.

 Tune Truth Out When Declared.

(2 Timothy 3:6,7)


And The Amish Girls In Their Earthly Bliss.

They Keep Their Husbands Deep In Prayer.


The Southern Baptist Way They Vote

They Kicked Me Out While There.


And The Jewish Girls With Their Girly 'Oye'

It's Like A Sauna When I'm There.


"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic." (2X)

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls."


The Catholic Garbs', Where The Sun Can't Shine

That Makes Them Pasty White


'Thou Shalt Not' Is Where They Spend Their Time.

The Son Of God Their Only Guy.

My God Song

I've Been Out There And Far From Home.

 'And Seen All Kinds Of Girls' 

Yeah, But I Can't Wait To Get Back To Rome

To The Finest Girls In The World.

"I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic" (2x)

I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls"



Thanks To God For His Inspiration

The Beach Boys For The Melody

Thanks To My Sweetness, Cynthia For Making My Real Life Manageable And Encouraging Me In This.

Thanks To Paul Carver For The Theme And Title And The Rewrites In " "

The Other New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Feel Free To Repost Unaltered









Paper Lions, Doggie Doorways To The Tune Paper Roses



Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Old Lyrics In ""

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize To Sing New Lyrics With Music.

If You Need Help Scroll To End Of Song And Click Link.

New Lyrics:


        I've "realized the way your" New Words "deceived me."

A Fallen Angel That Leads Us Astray

(Gal. 1:8,9 ; 2 Cor. 11:1-15)

'So take away the' The Lies That You Gave Freely.


And Get Behind The One, The Only Way

(Luke 4:5-8; Mark 8:31-33; Matt. 16:21-23)

Paper Lions, Doggie Doorways


How Big Those Other Ways Seemed, To Be

     They're A Part Of The Deception



I'm  Off All Fours, I'll Just Trust J.C.


You Claimed That Each Was Just Another Saviour

 (Gal. 1:8,9 ; 2 Cor. 11:1-15)


Who Was To Be Just Part Of The Big Do-or.

   But Any False Teacher That Makes Us Waver

You're Kindling For The Place Thats Hot And Dark.

Paper Doggies, Lion/Lyin Doorways

Oh How Big Those Doorways Seemed, To Be-e

   Chutes For Satan, Dogs And Liars, The Real Door Is The One They, Call, J.C.



 New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell


 Doggy Doorway:

"This motherhood of Mary in the order of grace continues uninterruptedly from the consent which she loyally gave at the Annunciation and which she sustained without wavering beneath the cross, until the eternal fulfillment of all the elect. Taken up to heaven she did not lay aside this saving office but by her manifold intercession continues to bring us the gifts of eternal salvation . . . . Therefore the Blessed Virgin is invoked in the Church under the titles of Advocate, Helper, Benefactress, and Mediatrix." (Catechism of the Catholic Church #969)





"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. 14 "Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 OUTSIDE ARE THE DOGS, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and EVERYONE WHO LOVES AND PRACTICES FALSEHOOD. 16 "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star." (Revelation 22:15)

"..Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour." (1 Peter 5)