My Pardon Party: Will You Come?

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Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
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Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
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One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
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The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
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Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
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Let Her Be: Sing Along
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This Old CoffeeHouse
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There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
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Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

 

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Love To My Wife Cynthia For Her Love And Support And Believing In Me.

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New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

 Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

New Lyrics Sung By Bj Maxwell

Melody And Old Lyrics By Ricky Nelson

Old Lyrics In Blue And Or ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

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New Lyrics:

My Pardon Party 

I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends

I Was At My Garden Party, Where They Planted Me In The Earth


A chance to share old memories and play our songs again

A Chance To Fertilize The Ground And Sing Of The New Birth.


When I got to the garden party, they all knew my name

While At My Pardon Party, My Songs Were Way Too Plain


No one recognized me, I didn't look the same

'No One Recogniz-ed Me, I Didn't Look The Same.'



CHORUS


But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.

'But It's All Right Now, I've Rhymed My Lessons Well.'


You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

 

'Can't Please Everyone',  So You Gots To Please The Son.



People came from miles around, everyone was there

People Logged On To Facebook, 'Liking' My Demise.


Yoko brought her walrus, there was magic in the air

Yoko Sent A Virus, It Was Tragic, Very Few Survived.


'n' over in the corner, much to my surprise

'N' Over In The Corner' Not Any Surprise


Mr. Hughes hid in Dylan's shoes wearing his disguise

Religious Jews Hid In Satan's Shoes, Wearing A Disguise.

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.

'But It's All Right Now, I've Rhymed My Lessons Well.'


You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

 

'Can't Please Everyone', So You Gots To Please The Son.

 


CHORUS

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Lots Of Fa, La, Las, But Very Few Are True.

Guitar Rendition:

Played them all the old songs, thought that's why they came

But All Of My Song Rewrites, Are True, Yes Every Word.


No one heard the music, we didn't look the same

All There Felt The Music, Only Few Truly Heard.


I said hello to "Mary Lou", she belongs to me

I Said I Love You Cynthia, Will See You In The Sky.


When I sang a song about a honky-tonk, it was time to leave

We Sure Had The Gall, Then Gave An Altar Call, Time To Say Good Bye .

 

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.

'But It's All Right Now, I've Rhymed My Lessons Well.'


You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

 

'Can't Please Everyone', So You Gots To Please The Son.

 


CHORUS

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)

Lots Of Fa, La, La's


lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Very Few Are True.

Guitar:

Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Johnny B. Goode

Someone Came Out Of The Closet, And Out Stepped Johnny B. Gay.


Playing guitar like a-ringin' a bell and lookin' like he should

Pulling The Twine, Like One With No Time, And Shakin Like A Stray.


If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck

When You're At Your Garden Party, I Wish You God Speed


But if memories were all I sang, I rather drive a truck

But Glad I Have A Place In The Air, Else Might As Well Smoke Weed.

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.

'But It's All Right Now, I've Rhymed My Lessons Well.'


You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

 

'Can't Please Everyone', So You Gots To Please The Son.

 


CHORUS

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)

Lot's Of Fa, La, La's


lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Not Much Of That Is True.

 

Guitar Rendition:



'n' it's all right now, learned my lesson well

All My Songs Are True, I've Rhymed My Lessons Well.


You see, ya can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself

You See, Ya Can't Please EveryOne, So You Gots To Please The SON.

 

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

12/09/2011

12/10/2011

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