You're A Jewish Counter Missionary If You:

1) Have Never Met A Christian That You Didn't Have An Intense Desire To Circumcise.

2) Think Commandments Such As 'Bearing False Witness' And 'Rest' On The 'Sabbath' (Exodus 20) Apply Only If You Don't Know Any Christians You Can Attack. (Hezekiah 3:1)

3) Are Really Under The Delusion That You Have Kept All 613 Laws Of The Torah. (Saul 1:1)

4) Embracing Shadows And Majoring On The Minors Are Your Specialty. (Colossians 2; Romans 14)

5) Were So Occupied With Straining At Gnats And Chasing Shadows That You Got Broadsided By A Camel. (Matthew 23)

6) Think That When God Gave Moses The Law That He Then Said, 'It Needs Some Rabbinic Commentary'. (Exodus 20)

7) If The Plain Sense Makes Sense, You Seek No Other Sense, Unless The Future Tense Leads To No Defense.

8) Think The Question, 'What Came First The Torah Or The Talmud Is A Good One.

9) Are So Busy Washing Your Hands Of Things That You Didn't Have Time To Read Your Tanakh.

10) Think O.C.D. Is An Important Aspect Of Holiness.

11) Are Convinced That Satan's Not Such A Bad Guy Because You Both Share The Same Hobbies And Hang Out Often. (Lucifer 1:1)

Part Deux

12) Think They Miscounted When They Counted The Persons In The Fiery Furnace. (Daniel 3:24,25)

13) Believe That Potty Mouth Covers A Multitude Of Sins.

14) Are Applying For Last Jewish Comic Standing And Think That One Good Anti Christian Joke Counts As Many Gold Stars In God's Eyes.

15) Have Overcompensated For Many Past Wrongs And Now The Lions Are Being Thrown To You.

16) Are So Busy Looking Down On The Christian That You Neglected To Look Up.

17) Don't Find It Odd That A Hebrew Old Testament Appears 1,000 Years After Christ That The Counter Missionaries Are Just Crazy About.

http://www.torahofmessiah.com/septuagintstuff.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masoretic_text

18) Think That All Of Israel Made An Amazing Transformation Between 1 Kings 19:10; Isaiah 1:4ff And Isaiah 53.

19) Think You've Arrived Because You're With Your Good Buddy Lucifer/Satan But Sure Wish They Would Turn Down The Heat.

20) Accept A Christian's Support With One Hand And Slap Him With The Other.

21) Think Saul Not Paul Was The Real Hero Of The Story. (Acts 9)

22) Think That Jeshua Fulfilling More Than Three Hundred Prophecies Just Doesn't Cut It And That 'The Anointed One Being Cut Off" (Daniel 9:25-27), "Whom You Have Pierced." (Zechariah 12:10), And "Crushed For Our Iniquities." (Isaiah 53), Is No Excuse For Jeshua Not Doing Better.

More Later.

Bj Maxwell

01/12/2008

Newest Points:

23) Get To The Other Side And All You Can Say Is, "Oy, Oy, Its So Humid, Oy, Its So Humid, It's like a Sauna In here." (Two Live Jews?)

24) Think That Being An Ass Means That God Will Speak Through You. (Numbers 22)

25) Your Success Depends On Presenting Half The Story As The Whole Story