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You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Tancredo contends that a large part of the Catholic Church in Latin America remains stuck in the old liberation theology movement, which in the 1980s defended communist regimes like the Sandinistas in Nicaragua."


That's Why I'm Helping Julio, South Of The Border

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Sung By Jose Jimenez


New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Formerly 'Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard' Sung By Paul Simon

Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black And By Bj Maxwell

Links In Green

That's Why I'm Helping Julio, South Of The Border

 New Lyrics:

When Safe Inside You Vote The Left Side

For Those Running For Election,
And Jews Say Oye, Got Ideas You Goys
On A Fence Protecting Your Nation

"it's against the law, it was against the law"

Foolin Border Guards, 'It's Against The Law.'


You're In The States, Can't Speak Ingles Great
Then You Start Your Procreatin
When The Folks Find You Out, You Begin To Pout
Claiming Three Kids And One In The Oven

 Well, Try The Right Way, I Hope You Hear What I'm Saying.

Try The Right Way (I Did)
They're Breaking The Law And Collecting Welfare

(Romans 13:1-7)

Goodby Pelosi/Harry (Drug Dealers), The Queen(s) Of Baloney


That's Why We're Helpin Julio, South Of The Border (2x)


In A Couple Of Days They Take Away My Say
Cause I Said Everything I Meant
Then The Priest With Bad, Theology
Gets Covered In Better Caves And Gardens


Well, They're On Their Way, They All Know What They're Doing.
They're On Their Way

Dissing Themselves And Collecting Welfare

(Romans 13:1-7) 

Goodby Pelosi/Harry, The Queen Of Baloney

That's Why We're Helping Julio, South Of The Border (2x)

Rosa's Pregnant With Triplets, And Illiterate
When It Comes To Conversation

(Me No Speak Ingles)

When Arpaio Finds Her Out She Starts To Shout:

'Amendment Fourteen From The Constitution'

"it's against the law, it was against the law."

Foolin Border Guards, 'It Is Against The Law'


You Obamanate, Illegally Immigrate
And Get The Libs Elected
We Could Have Helped You, Get Your Home A Better View

(Matt. 25:31-46)

Stead Of A Place Of Drug Connections

 Well, They're On Their Way, They Won't Hear What God's Saying

(Romans 13:1-7)

They're On Their Way
Breaking The Law And Collecting Welfare

(Romans 13:1-7)

Goodby Pelosi/Harry, The Queen Of Baloney

That's Why I'm Helping Julio, South Of The Border (2x)



In New Laredo, See Why Pablo
Wants To Get Across The Border
He's A Drug Kingpin Friend Of Ben Hidin
And He Wants To Spread More Disorder


Laredo Texas Nuevo Laredo Mexico Illegal Immigration






Well, They're On Their Way, They All Know What They're Doing.

They're On Their Way
They're Breaking The Law And Getting Stuff Free

 (Romans 13:1-7)

Goodby Pelosi/Harry, The Queen Of Baloney


That's Why We're Helping Julio, South Of The Border (2x)


Bad Mexicans Need More Guns
They Call Our Own Politicians
When Our Leaders Find Out, They Began To Count
How Much And Where Should We Ship Em?


"it's against the law, it was against the law."
Killing Border Guards, It's Against The Law


Radical View , Helps You Immigrate Too
In The Back Of Their Subaru

Can't Help You, With Mi Casa's Es Su

But Nice To Meet Tu, Wouldn't Wanna Be You


Well, They're On Their Way, They Won't Hear What Paul's Saying

They're On Their Way
Breaking The Law And Collecting Welfare

 (Romans 13:1-7)

Goodby Pelosi/Harry, The Queen Of Baloney


That's Why We're Helpin Julio, South Of The Border (2x)

In A Couple Of Days They Create A New Way
To Get You Across The Border
It's Called Nafta My Friend Results In Lettin You In
Red Rover, Bring Your Clan On Over


Well, They're On Their Way, They All Know What They're Doing.

Try The Right Way
I'm Keeping The Law And Working A Job


Goodby Pelosi/Harry, The Queen Of Baloney


That's Why I'm Helping Julio, South Of The Border (Mexico Not Violent Like They Say)

Me Helping Julio Clean Up His Corner

Me Lovin Julio South Of The Border

I'm Sending Julio, Some Money Orders

~End Of Song~

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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell



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You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If You:

Leftists Assume That Any Attempt To Determine Immigration Status Is Racist.

Is That Really True?

More Than One Point Below (Some Are Or Will Be Links) Being True Warrants Further Scrutiny Not Harrassment.

You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If:

1) You're In The United States, But Cannot Speak Or Understand English/Ingles Very Well.

(Example Of One Point Alone Not Being Enough To Determine An 'Illegal Immigrant' For Certain. This Point Alone Can Also Mean 'Democrat' Or 'Liberal')

2) You Are 'Catholic' Have Many Children, Use Them And Amendment XIV To Get Sympathy But When Inside Vote For Candidates That Are Pro Illegal Immigration And Pro Choice/Death/Abortion.-Package Deals

3) You Think That A Less Than Minimum Wage Job Or An Employer That Offers Such Wages For A Family Of Six Is Moral And Preferable To Making Mexico Better.

4) You Think Every Attempt At Immigration Enforcement Is Racist, Without Even Demonstrating How .

5) You Think The Apostle Paul Really Said, 'For I delivered unto you first of all (Of First Importance) that which I also received, how that Christ Came To Redistribute Wealth, Overcome Whitey, Take From Caesar, And Get People Across The Border."

What He Really Said Here . And What John Said About 'Overcoming', Here .

6) You Use The Terms 'Undocumented Worker' Rather Than 'Illegal Immigrant'. Terrorists Are Also 'Undocumented.'

7) You Are Willing To Help The Stranger (Matthew 25) Across The Border And Into A Crack House, But Not Into Your Own House. Mi Casa Es No Su Casa.

8) You Think The Founding Father  Of Your 'Catholic' Faith Is, Gustavo Gutiérrez

9) You Think That When Christ Said, 'ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.' (Mark 14 ) , That This Meant That After He Ascended You Could Then Devote All Your Time To The Poor Rather Than Jesus.

10) You're Name Is Osama Or Obama, And Know That Their Success Equals Your Success.

You're A Militant Muslim And/Or His Enabler If:

11) You're All For Unrestriced Borders As Long As The Borders Around Your Neighborhood Remain Intact.

12) You Think That Neuvo Laredo Mexico And Laredo Texas Are An Example Of Grand Success.

Worse Than Baghdad:

13) You Think That Successful Immigration Reform Equals Amnesty.

14) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing More Or Less Than Faith In Faith And Civil Disobedience.

15) You Think That Focusing On The Horizontal Will Automatically Take Care Of The Vertical.

Liberation Theology: Putting The Cart Before The Horse, Politics Before God .

16) You Are So Marxist Minded You Are No Heavenly Good.

17) You Think 'A Theology of Liberation' Should Be Used To Interpret Scripture.

18) You Wonder Why We Need To Help Mexican Families In Mexico When You Can Help Them Break The Law In The United States. (Romans 13:1-7)

19) You Naively Think That Terrorists Don't Cross Our Open Borders Because They Prefer Accumulating Frequent Terrorist Miles While Flying The Friendly Skies.

Terrorists Crossing Our Borders

It's About The Border Stupid!

20) You Think Two Wrongs Make It Right And American Citizens Commiting Crimes Here Excuses Illegal Immigrants Commiting Heinous Crimes And Only Getting Deported For It, Where There Is No Death Penalty.

21) You Think From The Other End And Are A Firm Believer In But(t) Theology...But...

25) You Really Think Singing Kum Ba Yah Around A Campfire Rather Than Border Control Is A Better Solution For The U.S., Israel And Iraq.

More Later

Bj Maxwell

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Compassionate Arizona Rancher Murdered By Illegal Immigrant.


Innocent Child Killed By Illegal Immigrant


Thousands Murdered Each Year Because Of Refusal To Enforce Immigration Laws


Majority Of Latinos Vote For Pro Immigration/Pro Choice Candidates

Here Too

"This Isn't A Typical Geo-Political War. It's A War Against An Enemy That Has No National Borders Or Boundaries. It's A Theological War. It's Not Politically Correct To Say That, It's Just The Truth." (Huckabee) 

Should Have Stuck With Huck

From A Catholic:

"Those who are Catholics should remember the Lord's command to St. Peter to feed his sheep and tend his lambs. Do you really think the race or nationality of the sheep matters to the Church? If you do, then you'd better do some research into the millions of poor and sick around the world who are tended by her. Indeed, go to the Mother House of Blessed Teresa of Calcutta and you will everywhere see the words, "As you did it to one of the least of my brethren, you did it to me." 

 Certainly We Can Empower The Churches Where These Needy People Are Rather Than Enabling Them To Break The Law Here. (Romans 13)

"TWELVE MILLION illegal aliens. It is not hard to conclude that amongst twelve million illegal aliens there is a substantial criminal and terrorist element. If you assume the most conservative estimate of 1% of that population is engaged in criminal and/or terrorist activities, that means there are at least 120,000 dangerous miscreants unaccounted for and running loose in the most open society in the world."

You've Heard Many Say, It's About The Economy Stupid! I Would Say That The Borders Must Be Secure Before We Can Improve Our Economy, So 'It's About The Borders Stupid.'


Its About The Borders Stupid!!!: Laredo Texas And Nuevo Laredo Mexico:

Its About The Borders Stupid!!: Mitt Romney:

Its About The Borders Stupid!!!: Israel Just Might Have Something:

It's About The Border Stupid: Good Article:

Its About The Borders Stupid!!: Should Have Stuck With Huck!!:

 Huck Gives His Views On Illegal Immigration And Securing Our Borders Here




"Mahony, who strongly implies, as advocates for illegal immigrants often do, that any law intended to reduce such illegality is "anti-immigrant."