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Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

"There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them. They themselves are equally pleased by both errors, and hail a materialist or a magician with the same delight." (Screwtape Letters, Introduction)


Formerly The Land Down Under

Now The Man Down Under

Former Songwriters: Men At Work

Rewrite By, One Who Is Still Under Construction, God Ain't Finished With Me Yet.

New Lyrics: Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize To Sing New Lyrics With Music.

The Man Down Under

Travelling In A Pre Used Body

(Rev. 13:3,12)

In The Devil's Gang, Some Would Think Zombie

(2 Thess. 2)

I Met A Strange Christian, He Made Me Nervous

(1 John 4:4)

He Took Me In And Had A Church Service.

(He. 10:24,25)

And He Said,

Do You Come From The Man Down Under?

(1 Jn. 2:18-24 ; 4:1-6 )

Where Demons Row Through Streams Of Sulphur?

I Have Read Of Satans Blunders

(Isaiah 14:12-16; Ezekiel 28:12-19)

The Son Has Won, There Really Is No Other

(Ps. 2; Isaiah 1:4; 48:12,16; 53:1: Jn. 14:6; Acts 4:12)

Sold A Gnostic, Fake Hand Solution

Who Thinks This Is A Mere Illusion

He Said, My Hand, Ain't Really Itching.

(Revelation 13:11-18; Rev. 16:2)

I Just Scanned His Microchipped Hand, With It Twitching.

Then I Said,

I Come From The Man Down Under

(2 Thess. 2:9-12)

Where Fire Flows And Men Shudder

(Matt. 25:46)


Can't You See, Can't You See His Wonders?

(2 Thess. 2:9-12)

Take My Mark, Or You Better Take Cover.

(Revelation 13:11-18; Rev. 16:2)

Lieing To Some Jewish Virgins

They Have God's Seal, To Preserve Them.

(Revelation 7:1-8; 14:1-5)

Then I Said To The Men, Are You Gonna Arrest Me

Because I'm The Man Of, Iniquity.

(2 Thess. 2:8-10)


And They Said

"Oh! Do you come from' The Man 'down under? (oh yeah yeah)'

Where Demons Row Through Streams Of Sulphur?

Can't You Hear, Can't You Hear God's Thunder

(Revelation 14:1,2)

You Better Run, You Better Take Cover.

(2 Thess. 2:8-10; Rev. 19:20,21; 20:10)



Some Are

Livin In A Land Of Wonder



There Christ Ones Go The Rest Are Down Under

(Matt. 7:13,14; Rev. 15:2-4)

Can't You See, Can't You See God's Wonders

(Daniel 12:3.4; Rev. 21)

Love The Son, There Really Is No Other.

(Ps. 2; Isaiah 1:4; Isaiah 48:12,16; 53:1 John 14:6; Acts 4:12)


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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Constructive Criticism By Cynthia Maxwell



Preterists Believe That Satan Has Been Put Down And The Mark Of The Beast Has Happened Already And/Or They Are Not Literal, Gnostics Such As 'Christian Scientists', Divine Scientists (Cults) Deny The Literalness Of Most Everything, Including The Incarnation Of Christ, So These Folks Are Wrong And The Gullible Folks That Listen To Them Will Be In The Most Danger.

"So the first angel went and poured out his bowl on the earth ; and it became a loathsome and MALIGNANT SORE on the people who had the MARK OF THE BEAST and who WORSHIPED HIS IMAGE." (Rev. 16:2)

"Then that LAWLESS ONE will be revealed whom the Lord will slay with the breath of His mouth and bring to an end by the appearance of His coming ; 9 that is, the one WHOSE COMING IS IN ACCORD WITH THE ACTIVITY OF SATAN, with all power and signs and false wonders, 10 and with all the deception of wickedness for those who perish, because they did not receive the love of the truth so as to be saved." (2 Thess. 2)

"Beloved, DO NOT BELIEVE EVERY SPIRIT, but TEST THE SPIRITS to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2 By this you know the Spirit of God : EVERY SPIRIT THAT CONFESSES THAT JESUS CHRIST HAS COME IN THE FLESH IS FROM GOD; 3 and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God (Preterists, Gnostics) ; this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming, and now it is already in the world. 4 You are from God, little children, and have overcome them; because GREATER IS HE WHO IS IN YOU than he who is in the world." (1 John 4)

Satan, Hell And The Mark Of The Beast Are Literal:

Some folks lifted up their eyes in hell.

The first person said, What!, Doesn't the Bible say, Repent and be Baptists?

The second person shouted, No the Bible says, 'All have sinned and have fallen short of the assemblies of God'

Another exclaimed, "This is not literal"

The next person said, "This already happened in 70 A.D."

Still another gnashed his teeth then said, This sure doesn't feel like a 'cutting off'

Another screamed, "Someone is praying me out of here."

While another complained, Where are the virgins that were promised to me?

Still another closed his eyes and said, 'This Just aint literal man!'
Then Someone Declared, Aren't We All Going To Be Saved Eventually?
The last person said, I dunno why I am here I was just following these folks.

A Group Presently Called PretCosmos Of Over Three Hundred Members (Mostly Preterists) Have Seen Fit To Censor Me And Delete Messages Based On The Fact That They Cannot Keep Up With And Answer My Arguments Against Preterism And Rather Than Read Anything I Say, Hurl Insults.
Note How Many Insults Are Directed Toward People They Don't Want To Intelligently Discuss Preterism With.
The Use Of The Word Moron Here.
This Is Why I Have Taken It  Here To Deal With Their Refusal To Read Anything That Refutes Preterism And Is Longer Than Five Pages, Which Partly Explains Why They Are 'Ever Learning But Never Coming To The Knowledge Of The Truth.' (2 Timothy 3:7)
The Moderators Of This Group, David Green And Edward Hassertt Fancy Themselves Informed Preterists, So I Will Be Critiquing Their Online Statements, Including Their Articles.
A Refutation Of Their PretCosmos Site:
How Will Christ Return? (According To These Preterists) And My Refutation 

Click Here.

Acts Two: What Ever Happened To The Fireworks Display?

The Prophetic Delay

For Calvinists And Calvinistic Preterists:

It's As Plain As The Nose On Whose Face?

It's As Plain As The Nose On Whose Face?: Part Two

Zechariah Fourteen: How Christ Will Come Back (Part One)

Click Here.

Part Two 

Actually, God Is In The Details And Doesn't Use It For Filler To Make His Book Bigger And More Impressive.

How Utterly Pagan For Many To Conclude That Details Don't Matter Or Have Some Other Esoteric Or Figurative Meaning That Ignores The Plain Sense And Details.

To These Folks I Say Shame On You, And Your Judgment Is Coming.

If The Plain Sense Makes Sense, Seek No Other Sense To Replace It, Lest You End Up With Nonsense.

"The conclusion must be that allegorism is a pagan trick designed to replace the plain sense of a text by a speculative alternative. It should be avoided by Christians like the plague." (Traditional Allegorism -- Its Origin, Effects, And Refutation, By R. K McGregor Wright, A.U.A., BD, ThM, PhD)

Should We Suppose That All The Details Of Noah's Ark Are Just There For Show As Well.

Here's A Good Link On The Literal Physical And Geographical Living Waters Of Zechariah Fourteen.

Living Waters:

Much More Later.

If Any Links No Longer Work Let Me Know. Also Typing Unique Key Words From This Page Into Google Or Yahoo Will Take You To The Other Places On The Web That I've Said These Things.

I Will Also Post A Link To Some Points I've Created Called: You're A Hopeless Preterist If You:

Also Create A Chart Which Sums It Up For Those That Have A Short Attention Span Or Very Little Time.

In This Chart I Will Point Out Where Most Religiously Errant Groups Go Wrong, Including Preterists. .

This Chart Will Include:

What Leads To Replacement Theology?: Replacing That Which Is Plain

Differences Between The Church And Israel.

And You're A Hopeless Replacement Theologian If You:

Which Is What Most Errant Religious Groups Do, Including Preterists.

Sometimes Pictures Can Paint A Thousand Words.

First You're A Hopeless Preterist If You.

Hopeless Here.

Time To Clean Off Your Tennis Shoes When:

Now The Chart Created At The Link Below It, Expounded On By Me:


Concerns a kingdom; a political organization (Dan.2:44, Matt. 6:10). Concerns a body; a living organism
(I Cor. 12:12,27, Eph. 4:12-16).
The kingdom to be established on earth
(Jer. 23:5, Matt. 6:10).
The body given a position in heaven
(Eph. 1:3, 2:5-6, Col. 3:1-3).
Christ to be its King 
(Jer.23:5, Isa. 9:6,7).
Christ its living Head
(Eph. 1:19-23, Col. 1:18).
The kingdom
prophesied "since the world began"
(Luke 1:68-70, Acts 3:21).
The body chosen in Christ before the world began, but "kept secret since the world began"
(Rom. 16:25, Eph. 1:4-11, 3:5-9).
Israel to be given supremacy over the nations
(Isa. 60:10-12, 61:6).
Jew and Gentile placed on the same level before God (Rom. 10:12, 11:32, Eph. 2: 16,17).
The Gentiles to be blessed through
Israel's instrumentality
(Gen. 22:17,18, Zech. 8:13).
The Gentiles blessed through
Israel's obstinacy
(Acts 13:44-46, Rom. 11:28-32).
The Gentiles to be blessed through Israel's rise 
(Isa. 60:1-3, Zech. 8:22,23).
The Gentiles blessed through Israel's fall 
(Acts 28:27,28, Rom. 11:11,12,15) .
Prophecy mainly concerns nations as such
(Isa. 2:4, Ezek. 37:21,22).
The mystery concerns individuals
(Rom. 10:12,13, II Cor. 5:14-17).
Prophecy concerns blessings,
both material and spiritual
, on earth
(Isa. 2:3,4, 11:1-9, etc.).
The mystery concerns 
all spiritual blessings in the heavenlies
(Eph. 1:3, Col. 3:1-3).
Prophecy concerns Christ's
coming to the earth

(Isa. 59:20, Zech. 14:4).
The mystery explains
Christ's present absence from the earth

(Eph. 1:20-23, Col. 3:1-3).
In prophecy salvation by grace through faith alone is not contemplated. Salvation by grace through faith alone lies at the very heart of the mystery
(Rom. 3:21-26, 4:5, Eph. 2:8,9).
The proclamation of the prophetic program committed particularly to the twelve
(Matt. 10:5-7, Acts 1:6-8, 3:19-26).
The proclamation of the mystery
committed particularly to Paul

(Eph. 3:1-3,8,9, Col. 1:24-27).
The prophetic program revealed through
many of God's servants
(Luke 1:70, II Pet. 1:21).
The mystery revealed through one man:
(Gal. 1:1,11,12, 2:2,7,9, Eph. 3:2,3).10
Old testament writers frequently
did not understand the prophecies
made known through them
(Dan. 12:8-10, I Pet. 1:10-12).
Paul both understood and longed
that others might understand the mystery
revealed through him.
(Eph. 1:15-23, 3:14-21, Col 1:9-10, 2:1-3).

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Where Errant Groups First Go Wrong.

What Leads To Replacement Theology?: Replacing That Which Is Plain

Differences Between The Church And Israel.

You're A Hopeless Replacement Theologian If You: