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Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?


(Lyrics On Photo By Cynthia Maxwell)

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Thanks To My Wife Who's Been By My Side,  Believed In And Loved Me, Our Divine Vision The Whole Time And Put My Lyrics On Photos To Leave Lasting And Immediate Impressions That Cannot Be Forgotten. 

 To My Parents Who Got Us The Job We Have That Allows Us To Do This And Encouraging Me In My Book.

To Bobby My Bro Who Gave Me My First Computer And Acoustic Guitar That I Use For Some Of These Rewrites.

Now If I Could Only Get My Parents, Siblings And Relatives To See The Value In And Benefit From What My Wife And I Now Have To Offer, We'd Have An Actual Relationship With Them.

It's More Blessed To Give And Receive

When I Was A Kid I Was Physically Abused. Every Once In A While My Dad Would Beat The Living Daylights Out Of Me. Sometimes When I Didn't Throw The Paper Right On The Paper Route He Had As A District Manager, For The Denver Post, Another Time While He Was 'Teaching' Me How To Drive Stick Shift.   Every Time I Made A Mistake Shifting He Would Strike Me With His Fist. I Didn't Learn Stick Shift Until Years Later When A Woman Let Me Go Out Driving With Her Car To Learn On My Own. One Christmas While At Our Grandparents House, He Saw Me Having Too Much Fun, So He Stood Up Beat The Crap Out Of Me, In Front Of My Cousins And Then Went And Sat Down. He Did This With A Straight Face. There Were Other Times, But Those Instances Stood Out.  When He Found Out The Hard Way That He Couldn't Do That Anymore, When I Fought Back, He Decided To Stop.

I Say This Because I Want My Younger Family Members To Know This Happened And That I Forgave Him. He Also Changed Later In His Life After Bouts With Cancer, Parkinson's And Another Wake Up Call For Him. I Love Him Dearly And Believe He Gave His Life To The Lord In The End, And I Want My Other Family Members To Know That We Forgive Because Christ Forgives Believers Of All Their Terrible Sins Too, And Forgiveness Benefits Us More Than The Ones We Are Forgiving.   Jesus Tells Us To Forgive If We Want Forgiveness Ourselves....Forgive Us Our Debts As We Forgive Our Debtors....

Jesus Tells Us To Walk Away From Those That Don't Forgive And Don't Receive What We Have To Say, Here.

While Playing A Bible Trivia Game With 'Mom' And My Wife, While 'Dad' Was Sitting On His Bed Listening To Us Play, A Trivia Question Was Asked About What True Family Was According To The Bible.
The Scripture Had Previously Been Posted On Dads Refrigerator Months Before By Cynthia And I, And Was Visible To All Entering Dad's Assisted Living Space. (Matt. 12:46-50)

Mom Didn't Know The Answer, And Dad Blurted Out, Those That Do The Will Of God!

He Was Right And He Understood What Jesus Said About Real Family. It's Too Bad That People Don't Know And Also Believe And Practice This Simple Truth. Toward The End Of His Life, Cynthia And I Had Our Best Conversations With Dad While He Was At The Nursing Home. We Will See You Soon Dad.


This Is Family

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New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Formerly 'We Are Family' Sung By Sister Sledge And Written By Andrew Logan, Bernard Edwards, Nile Rogers And Mike More.


Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

This Is Family

New Lyrics:

This Is Family
Those That Truly Follow J.C.

(Matt 12:46-50pp -- Mk 3:31-35; Lk 8:19-21)

This Is Family
They're The Ones That Listen And Heed

This Is Family
Living B,I,B,L, And E.

This Is Family
Those That  Freely Give And Receive.

"Everyone can see we're together"
As They Squawk On By

Still, They Say, Jesus, Here Are Your Brothers And Mother

They're Waiting Outside

 "all of the people around us they say"
Focus On Family

We, Just Give Them Scripture.

Matthew Twelve, 46 Thru Fifty
Matthew Twelve 46 Thru Fifty

This Is Family
Those That Truly Follow J.C.

(Matt 12:46-50pp -- Mk 3:31-35; Lk 8:19-21)

This Is Family
They're The Ones That Listen And Heed

This Is Family
Living B,I,B,L, And E.

This Is Family
Those That Freely Give And Receive.


Paul And Christ's Godly Delights,  
Came From Being  Focused On  Heaven  Not Family.

(Hebrews 12:1, 2; 1 Cor. 7)

Our Lord's In Sight

And When We Get Harassed
We're Part Of Christ's Family 
So Have Faith In Christ And The Golden Rule
You'll Go Out Strong

This Is Our Bible School


This Is Family
Those That Truly Follow J.C.

(Matt 12:46-50pp -- Mk 3:31-35; Lk 8:19-21)

This Is Family
They're The Ones That Listen And Heed

This Is Family
Live The B,I,B,L, And E.
This Is Family
Those That Freely Give And Receive.



Jesus' Mother and Brothers 12:46-50pp -- Mk 3:31-35; Lk 8:19-21

"While Jesus was still talking to the crowd, his mother and brothers stood outside, wanting to speak to him. 47 Someone told him, "Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you." 48 He replied to him, "Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?"49 Pointing to his disciples, he said, "Here are my mother and my brothers. 50 For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother."

~End Of Song~

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell



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Tribute To Dad

Commentary By BJ Maxwell II... Me

Photos Of Photos And Photos Uploaded By Cynthia, My Lovely Wife.
If You Don't Have A Sense Of Humor, You Will Not Enjoy This Tribute. I  Make Fun Of Myself Below.

The Following Are Only A Few Things That Made Dad (Billy Jack Maxwell) -The Earthly Reason We Exist, Priceless In The Great Scheme Of Things.

 We Choose To Think More About The Great Memories Of Dad, Not Just How His Life Ended.

  Thanks To Pat And Kenneth (Dad's Brother And Wife) Who Have Been A Real Support During This Time. I Hope They And Others Are Comforted By Going Through These Great Memories With Us. Thanks Pat For Letting Me Know The News, Wouldn't Have Wanted It From Anyone Else.

We're All Far From Perfect But If We Admit Our Sins, Believe In Christ And His Sacrifice For Us And In Our Place, His Resurrection, And Confess Our Many Sins We Are Saved. (1 Corinthians 15:1-5) Even Then We Are Far From Perfect, But We Are Forgiven.

The Bible Tells Us To Strive For The Prize.

Live And Let Christ
If We Show No Fruit/Obedience To Christ In Our Walks, Or Need For Him, We Never Really Were Christians (Christ Ones) In The First Place. God Wants Us To Trust And Love Him Daily. (Revelation 3:15-20; Philippians 3:12-15 ) 
We're Not Perfect, But God Tells Us That We Need To Press On And Struggle To Be Like His Son.
"Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already been made perfect, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. 13 Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, 14 I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus. 15 All of us who are mature should take such a view of things." (Philippians 3)

Dad Was Instrumental In Creating Us, The Maxwells. He Put A High Priority On Family.

Here's Dad As A Young Man.

Is That A Bow Tie He Is Wearing?

 If He Had Not Travelled To Colorado From Arkansas And Ma Stolen Him From The Preachers Daughter, I Might Not Exist, Existed In A Different Body, Had One Eye Or Something Like That And Not Been As Gorgeous As I (Billy Jack II) Am Now. (ROTFLOL)

If You Have Any Problems With The Pictures, Let Us Know. Cynthia Has Created A Photo Album Which Has Better Quality Pictures And  Size Photos Of Dad And His Family. Click On The Photos To Get There. Make Sure To Click The Back Button, (Upper Left Of Screen) To Get Back Here.

Older Dad 

This Picture Has Him Older And In Those Days When Big Hair Was In, So You Gots To Understand The Times He's More Well Rounded Here. Too Skinny Before

Here Dad Is Holding Me (Bj Jr.) As A Babe, I Think This Is In Armadillo Texas


 When Dad Was In The Air Force. Doesn't He (Not The Armadillo) Look Like He Is Thinking, 'What Did I Get Myself Into'. I Went On To Join The Service Too, Navy That Is.

The Following You Can Only View If You're Eighteen Or Older.

Me (Billy Jack) as a baby

C'mon Is This Necessary? Don't We Already Have Too Much Nudity On The Internet?


Me (Billy Jack) as a baby

Enough Already!!

It's A Boy, Obviously.

We Will Call Him....Billy Jack II, For He Shall Wreek Havok And Cause Trouble Wherever He Goes.

No, I'm Not Jewish, That's An Operation That Every Male Baby Gets.

 Ma made me a suite

Here I Am Wearing The Suit Ma Made For Me. Back In The Days When Bow Ties Were In. Don't I Look Cool?

Now Aren't The Only Ones That Wear Bow Ties Black Muslims And Republican Commentators?

 Dad, me and my brother

This Picture Has Me Next To My Little Brother In His Suit (Made By Armani, I Mean Our Mommy) Bro Looks Like He's Doing A Deniro Imitation, Saying, 'You Talkin To Me, I Don't See Anyone Else Here, You Talkin To Me? We Also Have An Cool Uncle Named Robert. 

There's Dad, Holding Us Steady For The Picture, Keeping Us From Getting Too Dirty Or Getting Into A Fight.

 A Family Photo

Here's A Good One Of The Four Of Us. Dad On The Left, Bobby, Me And Mom. 

 Notice The Big Hair?

Dad at our Wedding Reception

This Photo Is Bro Bobby On The Right With His Son Robert (Very Tall Now, Me Looking Like I'm Undercover Or Something And Dear Old Dad.


 Bobby Also Has Two Daughters. Bobby Is The Hardest Worker I've Ever Seen. Very Funny When He's Being Spontaneous.

Ma and Pa at our Wedding Reception

This Picture Is Of My Beautiful Wife, Who Needs To Go Somewhere And Eat Fast!, Me Looking Like Big Foot Again And Relax I'm Eating For Three-Me, Myself And I, My Ma, Not So Anorexic Looking Yet, And Dad Who Is Trying To Look Like Me With Those Shady Glasses. Imitation Is The Highest Form Of Flattery. Or Was I Imitatin Him?

This Is During Cute Cynthia's  And My Wedding Reception Outside A Christian Coffeehouse.

Notice The Maxwell House Coffee Can On The Coffee Bar?

See The Connection?

Photo Of Dad, Ma, Michael (Looking Like Red Greens Sidekick) And Tiffany At Wedding. Just Kiddin Michael. 

There's Mommy Dearest On The Left (Before Her Skinny Surgery Compliments Of Dads Great Job), Michael, My Brother The Poseur, Tiffany, Michaels First Wife Good Person That Greatly Helped Him Through Difficult Times), And Dad, With His Cane, That Separates Into A Sword, Remember The Movie 'Blind Fury' With Rutger Hauer?

Dad Always Provided For His Family (Medical Care etc.), He Saw Family As The Crown Of Success. He Was A Success To Me.

Mom Went On The Speaking Circuit After Her Skinny Surgery Preaching The Dangers Of Eating Food And Frightening Buffet Goers Everywhere.

So Why Did I Talk About Us Too?

 Because Dad And Ma Were Fruitful And Multiplied And The End Result Was Us, For Better And Worse. 

My Wife And I Have Taken An Aquila, Priscilla Approach (Acts 18), And Are Attempting To Raise Spiritual Children Through Our Outreach At Facebook And

"And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever." (Daniel 12:3)

Unfortunately, And I.M.H.O. The Great Medical Benefits And Skinny Surgery That Helped Ma, Let Dad Down In The End Resulting In Too Many Infections, Dehydration That Could Have Been Resolved By Simply Giving Him Water, Giving Up Before All Antibiotics Were Tried, And Too Many Days Where He Was Way Too Sedated To Have Any Meaningful Conversations With His Loved Ones. Nurses With Attitude Problems, Dad Too Drugged Or Too Something To Eat, Resulting In Starving To Death, Having To Share A Room With A Screaming Maniac, The Ones In Power Not Asking Him What He Wanted.

We (My Wife And I) Have Some Strong Opinions On How Dad Died In The Nursing Home. What Hurts As Well Is, That Our Views Were Not Considered, Nor Were They Ever, By The Ones With The Legal Not Moral Authority, Prior And During His Hospice Care, Only Rejected, This Raised Our Suspicions Even Further,  Whether Right Or Wrong Not Being Heard Is Nothing New To Me. Scripture Tells Us What To Do With These Kind Of Responses. We Are Of The Persusion That Dad Was Euthanized And Instead Of His Illness Making Him Unable To Eat, It Was The Drugs He Was On. Despite Vocal Objections About It We Were Ignored By The One With The Legal Power And By The Hospice Who 'Cared' For Him.

Dad Got Wiser Toward The End. Learning To Go With The Flow And Truly Loved Mom. He Would Light Up And Suddenly Become Coherent When We Called Ma On The Phone During Our Visits To Dad. Like Many Men He Didn't Always Know How To Show His Love. We (Cynthia And I) Communicated More With Him Toward The Last 12 Years Of His Life Here On Earth Than Any Other Time.

But To End With Good News,  Dad Is Not Suffering Anymore, And Cynthia Heard His Profession Of Faith Before He Left Us. We Got To Say Goodbye To Him.

Lets At Least Remember The Good Things . Goodbye Dad, Until We Get To Make Some More Good Memories.


Someone Loves You



Photo Taken At The Grandview: 'If I Could Be King Of The Forest.' Cynthia Took This Picture.

Photos Of The Photos Were Taken And Uploaded By My Wife, Jill Of All Trades, Who Was The Only One (Besides God) That Knew And Believed In Who I Am As A Christ One And Helped Me Understand The Love Of God More, Through Her Love. 

Kenneth, Dad's Brother Told Me That When Dad Got Cancer (Prior To His Parkinsons), Bobby And Kenneth His Brothers Came To Visit Him And Dad Asked Them To Get A Colonoscopy. Kenneth Did And They Caught Some Polyps Before He Got Cancer, Bobby Didn't And He Got Cancer And Died. I Had One Done.  So Please Get A Colonoscopy.

Thanks Kenneth For Telling Me This.