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Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
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Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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Expose Them With God's Light (Eph. 5:11)

 

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 Expose Them With God's Light

Formerly, 'Blinded By The Light'

Manfred Mann's Earth Band

To Sing Karaoke, Click Here, Minimize, Then Sing Lyrics Below.

If Confusing, Scroll To The End Of This Rewrite, Click Link And Hear Bj Sing This.

Stay Tuned.

Expose Them With God's Light

(Ephesians 5:8-14)

 Chorus:

'Blind Leading The Blind', Ephesians Five Eleven Says Expose Them With God's Light.

Blinded By The Night, Ephesians Five Eleven Says Expose It With God's Light

'Blind Leading The Blind', Ephesians Five Eleven Says Expose Them With God's Light.

 

Part Time Band Members, All About Their Music Benders, As A

Young-Un Synthesized.

 

(Escape From Christendom)

In This Mega Church Blender Complete With Temple Vendors As The Milky Preacher Pastorized.

 

No More Colder Shoulder, Than This Sardis Church Hold Over, Outside We Played Our Funky Sounds
(Rev. 3:1-5)

 

Then There Came An Unpleasin, Wheezin, Sneezin Deacon

 

 

The Music Machine 'Crashed To The Ground'...:

(Short Instrumental)

....The Karodies Made Their Last Sound

  

 

Chorus Above: Blinded Leading The Blind...

Inside Some Silly Sisterns Really 'Liked' The Scripture Twister, Known For What He's For, Not Against.

(2 Tim. 3:16,17)

They Said, Turn Us On Honey To Something Weak And Runny,  'Play The Song' Bout The Wet Sloppy Kiss.
(Actual Song)

 

A Blow Hard Unarmed Guard Was Breathin Hard, While Checkin The Yard Outside.

Outside A Kind Cult Member, Late In September, Not From Anywhere Said Hi.

(Short Instrumental)

 

None From There Even Said Hi.


'Blind Leading The Blind', Ephesians Five Eleven Says Expose Them With God's Light.

(First Singer, Chorus, Over And Over Above While Second Singer Sings Verses Below)

 

Some Anagram Answer Man From Santa This Or That Land Said, Reject The Plainer Sense. Hit Them Hard In Their Money Bone, And Make The Whole Bunch Of Truth Past Tense.

And Some New Won Christ-One With Raging Hormones, 'Watching The Young Girls Dance'

 

And This Fresh-Sown Christ One At A Crossroads With Smart Phone, Types, OMG At Every Chance.

 

Inside Some Silly Sisterns Really 'Liked' The Scripture Twister, Known For What He's For, Not Against.

(2 Tim. 3:16,17)

They Said, Turn Us On Honey To Something Weak And Runny,  Play The Song Bout The Wet Sloppy Kiss.
(Actual Song)

 

A Blow Hard Unarmed Guard Was Breathin Hard, While Checkin The Yard Outside.

  

           I Left Feeling Down But Cindy Likes Our Sound And Wants To Try It Round Town.


 

The End
New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
Copyright

05/14/2013

05/16/2013

05/21/2013

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"Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them." (Ephesians 5:11)

"All Scripture is God-breathed

and is useful for TEACHING, REBUKING, CORRECTING AND TRAINING in righteousness,

17 so that the man of God

may be thoroughly equipped for every good work." (2 Tim. 3:16,17)

  "To the angel of the church in Sardis write: These are the words of him who holds the seven spirits of God and the seven stars. I know your deeds; you have a reputation of being alive, but you are dead. 2 Wake up! Strengthen what remains and is about to die, for I have not found your deeds complete in the sight of my God. 3 Remember, therefore, what you have received and heard; obey it, and repent. But if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what time I will come to you. 4 Yet you have a few people in Sardis who have not soiled their clothes. They will walk with me, dressed in white, for they are worthy. 5 He who overcomes will, like them, be dressed in white. I will never blot out his name from the book of life, but will acknowledge his name before my Father and his angels. 6 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches. " (Rev. 3:1-5)

 

"Developing a sound world-view is essential if one is to live across the grain of the culture which is our calling. Instead, the church today has mostly defaulted to the prevailing secular world view! Biblical illiteracy in the church today! Reversing the dumbing-down of the church."

http://ldolphin.org/mirror.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If We Could Talk To The Animals Aminals

 

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."http://www.copyright.gov/fls/fl102.html

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

 

Links Not Lyrics Are In Green

Verse 1:

 

 

If we could talk to the aMINals, just imagine it

'Chatting to a chimp, in chimpanzee'

It Ain't Survival Of The Fittest, And We Are Not A Kiddin

God Made Everything All It Can Be. (Genesis 1:4,10,12,18,21,25,31; Genesis 1:11,12,24,25)

 

Verse 2:

If we could Walk With the aMINals, Learn Their Languages,

There's One Thing We Know They Should Agree

It's In God's Love That He Has Made Us, In Love We're Procreaters,

'Alligator, Guinea Pig, And Flea' (James 1:17)

 

 Chorus:

We would converse in Panda Bear and python,

We could Speak in fluent kangaroo

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If people asked, can you CURSE in Rhinoceros,

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We'd say, "Preposterous, Should you?" (Ephesians 4:29)

 

 

 Verse 3:

If we could Walk With the aMINals, learn their languages

Think Of All The Things That Just Might Rhyme

God Making Everything In Six Days, Doing Just What He Says (Genesis 1:31; 1:3)

And Our Ways Are Clearly Not His Ways. (Romans 11:33,34)

And This Begets That, 'After Its Own Kind.' (Genesis 1:11,12,24,25)

Verse 4: 

If We Could Talk With The Aminals,

Know The Future, Imagine What The Kinda Things They'd Say:

Complex Designs With No Designa, Funny Said Hyena

Something Evil Must Be On Its Way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Verse 5:

If We Could Talk With That Serpent There

Just Imagine It, All The Awesome Things That He Might Say.

He'd Say Forget God's Loving Warnings

We're All Just Evolving,

And We Will Be Just Like Him One Day. (Genesis 3:5,22; Psalm 82:6,7)

(Ye Are Gods?)

 

 Chorus:

 I'd Know All Things There Are To Know For Sure

And There Will Not Be Any Need For God

There Won't Be Anything We Can't Accomplish

Ever Evolving, Facades

 

 Verse 6:

If You Took Time To Think On It

You Would Be Amazed, At All The Wit And Wisdom We's Possess

You'd Think Our Knowledge Knew No Bounds, Wisdom That Confounds

Until Hu-mil-i-at-ed By An Ass, And We Just Couldn't Talk Back. (Numbers 22:30,31ff; 2 Peter 2:16)

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

 

 

 Then Our Minds Would Truly Be Enlightened

Then We Would Know That He Is God, We're Not

Then We Would Stop Our Listening To Serpents

And Start Having Them For Lunch.

 

 Verse 7:

'And If You Just Stop And Think Of It'

Ain't No Doubt Of It'

We Have Got A Place In His-Story

If We Could Walk With The Aminals

Talk With The Aminals

Grunt, Squeak, Swawk And Bok With The Animals

Just Let Them Squeak And Squawk NOT Speak And Talk To Us.

 

 

 

  Our Great Thanks To The Triune God

Adam Concept Suggested By Cynthia Maxwell

Lyrics, Links And Pictures By Bj Maxwell

Thanks To My Wife For Making My Real World Free Of Too Much Confusion And Messiness So I'm Free To Do This.

Thanks To Rex Harrison For The Melody.

Copyright

Revised 07/20/2011

Singing: To Be Announced In Future

 

 

Resources The Disprove Evolution:

 

 

Answers In Genesis

Aminal Blog On Evolution:

Rhinocerous: Preposterous

Chimpanzee: Humans That Speak, Impossible

Gotta Have Faith

"People who say, "Touch not God’s anointed," usually let emotion or claims to miracles determine for them who God’s anointed are. But the Bible tells us to be more discerning than that. Since all Christians have an anointing from God, we don’t need to accept whatever someone says simply because he claims to be God’s anointed.On touching God’s anointed, that’s the CRI perspective. I'M HANK HANEGRAAFF."

 

 "We have much to say about this, but it is hard to explain because you are SLOW TO LEARN. 12 In fact, though by this time you ought to be teachers, YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU THE ELEMENTARY TRUTHS of God's word all over AGAIN. You need milk, not solid food! 13 Anyone who lives on milk, being still an infant, is not acquainted with the teaching about righteousness. 14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Elementary:

"pertaining to or dealing with elements, rudiments, or first principles: an elementary grammar....

Synonyms:

1. Elementary, primary, rudimentary refer to what is BASIC AND FUNDAMENTAL. Elementary refers to the introductory, simple, easy facts or parts of a subject that must necessarily BE LEARNED FIRST in order TO UNDERSTAND SUCCEEDING ONES: elementary arithmetic."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Elementary?s=t

 

 

YOU NEED SOMEONE (Who Doesn't Deny The Essentials Or Teaches A Method That Leads To A Denial Of The Essentials) TO TEACH YOU THE ELEMENTARY TRUTHS of God's word all over AGAIN.

Gotta Have Faith

 

 

"For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. 13 Nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account." (Hebrews 4)

Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture, To The Tune, Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover:

http://maxwellshouse1.tripod.com/id82.html

 

Hank Hannegraffs Denial Of The Literalness (Unbelief) Of Aspects Of The Second Coming Are Inexcusable. If We Are To Believe A Pastor Or Author Can Influence Folks Toward Faith, Then It Follows That They Can Influence Folks Toward Unbelief.

 

Hank's Books That Are Being Sold In Christian Bookstores Everywhere Denies The Literalness Of The 'Mark Of The Beast.'; The Six Creation Days; Clouds; And Who Knows What Else. His Way Of Looking At Scripture Leads To Full Preterism And Liberalism i.e., Unbelief.

 

More Here:

 

https://www.facebook.com/MaxwellsHouseOrg/posts/567634266613643

How Can We Effectively Encourage Faith, While Promoting Those That Encourage Unbelief?

Hank Is A Preterist, Though He Doesn't Adhere To All Of It.

"Preterism rests on a faulty hermeneutic and raises serious concerns for sincere students of Scripture. Consider the following; Preterism:

1. Destroys the Literal Meaning of the Bible.

Once you start arguing that the language of prophecy cannot be taken literally, you are NOT THAT FAR REMOVED from not taking the rest of the Bible literally either. Preterists are following the dangerous path of liberalism which began denying predictive prophecy and soon rejected the literal interpretation of creation, the flood, the virgin birth of Christ, His vicarious death and bodily resurrection."

http://www.according2prophecy.org/Preterism.html

14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Our Walks With God Are Not Only About What We're For But What We're Against:

14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)


"Therefore let us leave the ELEMENTARY TEACHINGS about Christ and GO ON TO MATURITY, not laying again the FOUNDATION of repentance from acts that lead to death, and of faith in God, 2 instruction about BAPTISMS, THE LAYING ON OF HANDS, THE RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD AND ETERNAL JUDGMENT. 3 And God permitting, we will do so. 4 It is impossible for those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, who have shared in the Holy Spirit, 5 who have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the coming age, 6 if they fall away, to be brought back to repentance, because to their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace....

'GO ON TO MATURITY.' (Hebrews 6)

One Must Study And Be Taught By Those That Know And Believe The Elementary Truths And Know And Believe What Is Elementary And Fundamental Before They Can Go On To Maturity.

"1 Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly." (James 3)

What Is Maturity?

"14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Even though we speak like this, dear friends, we are confident of better things in your case--THINGS THAT ACCOMPANY (Follow) SALVATION. 10 God is not unjust; he will not forget your work and the love you have shown him as you have helped his people and continue to help them. 11 We want each of you to show this same diligence to the very end, in order to make your hope sure. 12 We do not want you to become lazy, but to IMITATE THOSE WHO THROUGH FAITH and patience inherit what has been promised." (Hebrews 6)

'THINGS THAT ACCOMPANY (Follow) SALVATION.'

What Follows Salvation?

'IMITATE(ING) THOSE WHO THROUGH FAITH (Not Unbelief Or Watering Down The Word Of God) and patience inherit what has been promised." (Hebrews 6)