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Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Lyrics With Photo By Cynthia:



Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along

Formerly Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover, By Paul Simon.


Title By Bj And Cynthia Maxwell

 Love To The Father, Son And Holy Spirit For Inspiring Me And Giving Me Purpose.

Love To My Wife Cynthia For Her Love And Support And Believing In Me And Her Constructive Criticism.

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."

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Melody And Old Lyrics By Paul Simon

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Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along


 Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize, And Karaoke New Lyrics Below.

If You Need Help, Scroll To The End Of The Song, Click Link And Satan Will Help You Sing The Song.

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The Plan Is In Man's Wicked Heart, Lu Said To Me.

(Romans 1:18-32)

(Yuck!-Ro. 1:25-28)


It's All So Easy If They Change Truth Cleverly

(2 Peter 3:15-18)


I'd Like To Help Them In Their Path Of Unbelief.

(2 Tim. 3:6,7)


There Are Nifty Ways To Replace Scripture.

(Romans 1:24,25)

He Said, It's Always Been My Habit To Seduce

(2 Cor. 11:3,4,13-15; Gen. 3)

In The Hopes That God's Plain Meaning Will Be 'Lost Or Misconstrued.'

So I 'Repeat Myself', In The Hopes Of Being Rude

 There Are Plenty Ways To Change Up Scripture, Replacing Plain Sense In The Scripture.

(Check Out Point # 8  Below, Click Here)


Just Add A New Book, Luke, Say It's All Done, Son

(Lost Books? Also Point #18 Below)

No Need To Be Goy, Boy, To Join Up With Me.

 Watchtower Us, Russ, Don't Need To Discuss Stuff.

(Point #2 Below)

'Just Drop Off Your Key', Please, Mary B. Eddy.

(Also Points #7,#8 Below,Click Here)


 Just Take A Good Guess, Les, Add A 'New Plan, Stan'

(Check Out Points #9, 19 Below, Click Here)

 Just Take My Word, Merv, And 'Listen To Me'.

(2 Cor. 11:3,4; Also Check Out Point #19  Below, Click Here)

Go With The Flow, Joe, All The Way Down That Hole.

(Matt. 7:13,14)

 Redefine Words, Herb, And Set 'Yourself Free'.

(Check Out Points # 7,13,17 Below, Click Here)

 If The Plain Makes Any Sense, He Said To Me

Then Try To Replace With Nonsense, That B.I.B.L.E.

Satan,  Do You Have Any More Dirty Tricks Up Your Sleeve

More Nifty Ways 


He Said I Prefer The New Interpretations Please.

 That Sounds So Much Better Than Gross Sin And Unbelief.

(Romans 1:18-20)

And He Told Me, I'm Quite Busy In View Of My Defeat.

There Sure Are Nifty Ways To Change Up Scripture, Changin Plain Sense In The Scripture.




 Do What Some Jews Do, Go Back To Vague Hebrew.

Don't Need To Be Goy, Roy, To Hang Out With Me.

Ignore The Context, Rex, No Need To Read The Rest.

(Check Out #4,5 Below, Click Here)

Just Tweek The Greek, Lee, And Set 'Yourself Free'

(Check Out Point # 2 Below, Click Here)

Have A Big Mouth, Ralph, No Need To Hear God Out.

(Check Out Point #14  Below, Click Here)



Just Tell Them To Flee, Lee, And Lock On To Halley


Just Add A New Hook, Change The Old Plan, Stan

(Check Out Point # 3 Below, Click Here)

Just Bait And Switch, Rich, And 'Listen To Me'.

(Check Out Point # 16 Below, Click Here)

To Sing With Satan, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize, And Sing Away.


Bj Maxwell




The Following Is From The Book, 'Scripture Twisting' By James Sire.

1. INACCURATE QUOTATION: A biblical text is referred to but is either not quoted in the way the text appears in any standard translation or is wrongly attributed. Example: The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi says, "Christ said, 'Be still and know that I am God.'" Whereas this text is found ONLY in Psalms.

2. TWISTED TRANSLATION: The biblical text is retranslated, not in accordance with sound Greek scholarship, to fit a preconceived teaching of a cult. Example: the Jehovah's Witnesses translate John 1:1 as "In [the] beginning the Word was, and the Word was with God, and the word was a god."

3. BIBLICAL HOOK: A text of Scripture is quoted primarily as a device to grasp the attention of readers or listeners and then followed by a teaching which is so nonbiblical that it would appear far more dubious to most people had it not been preceded by a reference to Scripture. Example: Mormon missionaries quote James 1:5 which promises God's wisdom to those who ask him and, then, follow this by explaining that when Joseph Smith did this he was given a revelation from which he concluded that God the Father has a body.

4. IGNORING THE IMMEDIATE CONTEXT: A text of Scripture is quoted but removed from the surrounding verses which form the immediate framework for its meaning. Example: Alan Watts quotes the first half of John 5:39 ("You search the Scriptures, because you think that in them you have eternal life"), claiming that Jesus was challenging His listeners' over emphasis of the Old Testament, but the remainder of the immediate context reads, "and it is they that bear witness to me; yet you refuse to come to me that you may have life" (verses 39-40), which shows that Jesus was upholding the value of the Old Testament as a testimony to Himself.

5. COLLAPSING CONTEXTS: Two or more verses which have little or nothing to do with each other are put together as if one were a commentary of the other(s). Example: The Mormons associate Jeremiah 1:5 with John 1:2,14 and thus imply that both verses talk about the premortal existence of all human beings; Jeremiah 1:5, however, speaks of God's foreknowledge of Jeremiah (Not his premortal existence) and JOhn 1:2 refers to the pre-existence of God the Son and not to human beings in general.

6. OVERSPECIFICATION: A more detailed or specific conclusion than is legitimate is drawn from a biblical text. Example: The Mormon missionary manual quotes the parable of the virgins from Matthew 25:1-13 to document the concept that "mortality is a probationary period during which we prepare to meet God." But the parable of the virgins could, and most probably does, mean something far less specific, for example, that human beings should be prepared at any time to meet God or to witness the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

7. WORD PLAY: A word or phrase from a biblical translation is examined and interpreted as if the revelation had been given in that language. Example: mary Bake Eddy says the name Adam consist of two syllables, A DAM, which means an obstruction, in which case, Adam signifies "the obstacle which the serpent, sin, would impose between man and his Creator."

8. THE FIGURATIVE FALLACY: Either (1) mistaking literal language for figurative language or (2)mistaking figurative language for literal language. Example of (1): Mary Baker Eddy interprets EVENING as "mistiness of mortal thought; weariness of mortal mind; obscured views; peace and rest." Example of (2): The Mormon theologian james Talmage interprets the prophesy that "thou shalt be brought down and speak out of the ground" to mean that God's Word would come to people from the Book of Mormon which was taken out of the ground at the hill of Cumorah.

9. SPECULATIVE READINGS OF PREDICTIVE PROPHESY: A predictive prophesy is too readily explained by the occurance of specific events, despite the fact that equally committed biblical scholars consider the interpretation highly dubious. Example: The stick of Judah and the Stick of Joseph in Ezekiel 37:15- 23 are interpreted by the Mormons to mean the Bible and the Book of Mormon.

10. SAYING BUT NOT CITING: A writer says that the Bible says such and such but does not cite the specific text (which often indicates that there may be no such text at all). Example: A common phrase "God helps those who help themselves" is not found in the Bible.

11. SELECTIVE CITING: To substantiate a given argument, only a limited number of text is quoted: the total teaching of Scripture on that subject would lead to a conclusion different from that of the writer. Example: The Jehovah's Witnesses critique the traditional Christian notion of the Trinity without considering the full text which scholars use to substantiate the concept.

12. INADEQUATE EVIDENCE: A hasty generalization is drawn from too little evidence. Example: The Jehovah's Witnesses teach that blood transfusion is nonbiblical, but the biblical data that they cite fails either to speak directly to the issue or to adequately substantiate their teaching.

13. CONFUSED DEFINITION: A biblical term is misunderstood in such a way that an essential biblical doctrine is distorted or rejected. Example: one of Edgar Cayce's followers confuses the eastern doctrine of reincarnation with the biblical doctrine of being born again.

14. IGNORING ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS: A specific interpretation given to a biblical text or set of text which could well be, and often have been, interpreted in quite a different fashion, but these alternatives are not considered. Example: Erich von Daniken asks why in Genesis 1:26 God speaks in the plural ("us"), suggesting that this is an oblique reference to God's being one of many astronauts and failing to consider alternative explanations that either God was speaking as "Heaven's king accompanied by His heavenly host" or that the plural prefigures the doctrine of the Trinity expressed more explicitly in the New Testament.

15. THE OBVIOUS FALLACY: Words like OBVIOUSLY, UNDOUBTEDLY, CERTAINLY, ALL REASONABLE PEOPLE HOLD THAT and so forth are substituted for logical reasons. Example: Erich von daniken says, "Undoubtedly the Ark [of the Covenent] was electrically charged!"

16. VIRTUE BY ASSOCIATION: Either (1) a cult writer a ssociates his or her teaching with those of figures accepted as authoritative by traditional Christians; (2) cult writings are likened to the Bible; or (3) cult literature imitates the form of the Bible writing such that it sounds like the Bible. Example of (1): Rick Chapman list 21 gurus, including Jesus Christ, St. Francis and St. Theresa, that "you can't go wrong with." Example of (2): Juan Mascaro in his introduction to the Upanishads cites the New Testament, the Gospels, Ecclesiastes and the Psalms, from which he quotes passages supposedly paralleling the Upanishads. Example of (3): The Mormon DOCTRINE AND COVENANTS interweaves phrases from the Gospel of John and maintains a superficial similarity to the Gospel such that it seems to be like the Bible.

17. ESOTERIC INTERPRETATION: Under the assumption that the Bible contains hidden, esoteric, meaning which is open only to those who are initiated into its secrets, the interpreter declares the significance of biblical passages without giving much, if any, explanation for his or her interpretation. Example: Mary Baker Eddy gives the meaning of the first phrase in the Lord's Prayer, "Our Father which art in heaven," as "Our Father-Mother God, all harmonious."

18. SUPPLEMENTING BIBLICAL AUTHORITY: New revelation from post biblical prophets either replaces or is added to the Bible as authority. Example: The Mormons supplement the Bible with the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants and the Pearl of Great Price.

19. REJECTING BIBLICAL AUTHORITY: Either the Bible as a whole or texts from the Bible are examined and rejected because they do not square with other authorities - such as reason or revelation = do not appear to agree with them. Example:Archie Matson holds that the Bible contains contradictions and that Jesus himself rejected the authority of the Old Testament when he contrasted His own views with it on the Sermon on the Mount.

20. WORLD-VIEW CONFUSION: Scriptural statements, stories, commands or symbols which have a particular meaning or set of meanings when taken within the intellectual and broadly cultural framework of the Bible itself are lifted out of that context, placed within the frame of reference of another system and thus given a meaning that markedly differs from their intended meaning. Example: The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi interprets "Be still, and know that I am God" as meaning that each person should meditate and come to the realization that he is essentially Godhood itself.

This material comes from the appendix of James Sire's Scripture Twisting Methods of the Cults, and summarizes his indepth treatment of each of these points. This book should be part of every Christian's library:

Scripture Twisting : Twenty Ways the Cults Misread the BibleOff-site Link

Scripture Twisting:


Table Of Links: 

1) The Plain Sense Of Scripture

A) Super Apostles Versus True Apostles/Prophets And Non Profits

B) Dippy Dumbed Down Devotees

C) Postmodernism

2) By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses



3) The Bible Interprets Itself

Plain Sense

Those That Claim That They Or The Holy Spirit Gives An Interpretation That Isn't Obvious And Plain Are Those Than Can Lead Their Devotees Anywhere They Want.

This Is How Cults Are Formed. No Matter The Cult, False System Or Super Apostles, Jewish Counter Missionaries Intent On Deceiving, Problems Arise When We Veer From The Plain Sense Of Scripture.

Scripture Speaks Of The Faith Of A Little Child, Well, When Daddy (God) Says Something, The Child Doesn't Figure That Daddy Doesn't Mean What He Says And The Child Doesn't Consult Experts To Find Out What Daddy Really Meant. Some Think That God Doesn't Mean What He Says, And Say What He Means.

Now If The Scripture Cannot Be Taken At Its Face Value, Its Plain Sense, Then How Can We Expect To Communicate With Others And Them Understand Or Them Communicate With Us Regarding God's Truths?

'God Makes Truth Plain' For Sure, But Does He Make It Plain For Some And Not For Others?

God Did Make God Things Plain To All, But Through Their Wickedness They Have Suppressed The Truth (Romans 1), So Therefore Scripture Tells Us That Christ Is The Sacrifice For Our Sins So That We Can Plainly See What Others Cannot Because Of Their Rejection Of Christ, His Sacrifice And Their Unconfessed Sin. (Romans 3:21)

Scripture Says That These Things Are Plain To Us.

For God's People The Word Of God Is Plain In Its Essentials And His Creation Declares His Handiwork And Very Nature, Just Read The Psalms Of David, But For Those That Suppress The Truth By Their Wickedness (Romans 1), That Are Not Willing, The Truth Is Unattainable.

Now, The Truth Has Been Made Plain/Manifest This Way:

"But if I tarry long , that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth. 16 And without controversy (Undebatable) great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory." (1 Timothy 3:15,16)

Christ Who Was And Is God Made Flesh, and His Body Are The Foundation Of The Truth And The Greatness Of This Is 'Without Controversy' i.e. Undebatable. Therefore This Is Where We Start To Know The Whole Truth And Nothing But, God Help Us.

Now One Can Debate Its Greatness If They Wish, But It Is Settled For Those That Are His.

The Word Here For 'Manifest' Is Made Plain. This 'Mystery' Now Revealed Is Foundational To All Other Mysteries That Have NOW Been Revealed To His People. (Colossians 1:26,27; 1 Corinthians 1)

One That Doesn't Believe The Foundational Mystery (1 Timothy 3:16) Is Not A Christian.

This Ultimate Mystery Is The DNA, The Microcosm To All Other Mysteries And Manifestations.

God Did Make God Things Plain To All, But Through Their Wickedness They Have Suppressed The Truth (Romans 1), So Therefore Scripture Tells Us That Christ Is The Sacrifice For Our Sins So That We Can Plainly See What Others Cannot Because Of Their Rejection Of Christ, His Sacrifice And Their Unconfessed Sin. (Romans 3:21)

"since what may be known about God is PLAIN (Phaneros) to them, because God has made it plain (Phaneros) to them.

20 For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities--his eternal power and divine nature--have been clearly (Kathoratai-Katharsis) seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.

21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened." (Romans 1; NIV)...But NOW the righteousness of God without the law is manifested (Phaneros-Made Plain) , being witnessed by the law and the prophets; 22 Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe : for there is no difference: 23 For all have sinned , and come short of the glory of God; 24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:..."Now to him that is of power to stablish you according to my gospel, and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation (apokolepsin) of the mystery, which was kept secret since the world began , 26 But now is made manifest (Phaneros-Plain), and by the scriptures of the prophets, according to the commandment of the everlasting God, made known to all nations for the obedience of faith: 27 To God only wise, be glory through Jesus Christ for ever. Amen." (Romans 16:25-27)

"Whereof I am made a minister, according to the dispensation of God which is given to me for you, to fulfil the word of God; 26 Even the mystery (1 Tim. 3:16) which hath been hid from ages and from generations, but NOW is made manifest (Phaneros-Plain) TO HIS SAINTS: 27 To whom God would make known what is the riches of the glory of this mystery among the Gentiles; which is Christ in you, the hope of glory:" (Colossians 1:25-27)

How Does The Holy Spirit Teach Christians That Which Is Plain?

By "teach(ing) you all things, and bring(ing) ALL THINGS TO YOUR REMEMBRANCE, whatsoever I have said unto you." (John 14)

"It is the spirit that quickeneth ; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life." (John 6:63)

So What's The Purpose Of Teachers, Publishers, Authors And Pastors?

I.M.H.O.They Should Be Facilitating The Plain Truths Of Scripture By Encouraging Christians To Look And Study (2 Timothy 2:15-17) For Themselves, Letting God Teach Them And See That Which Is Plain, Not Relying On The Super Apostles. (2 Cor. 11)

"These things have I written unto you concerning them that seduce you. 27 But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and YE NEED NOT THAT ANY MAN TEACH YOU: but as THE SAME ANOINTING TEACHETH YOU OF ALL THINGS, and IS TRUTH (Not Has Truth), and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall ABIDE IN HIM." (1 John 2)

"That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon, and our hands have handled , of the Word of life; 2 (For the life was manifested , and we have seen it, and bear witness , and shew unto you that eternal life, which was with the Father, and was MANIFESTED (Phaneros-Made Plain) unto us;) 3 That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ." (1 John 1:1-3)

A) Super Apostles/Counter Missionaries/Cult Leaders And More

Churches That Abuse


Brave New World:


Jesus Of The Cults:

Scaling The Language Barrier:

Not Only Does Emptying The Mind Of All Intelligent Thought Make One Vulnerable To Another, Inserting Certain Thoughts In Ones Mind Replaces Any Potential Suspicion That What One Is Doing Is Diabolical And/Or Meant To Control And Deceive.

This Super Apostle's Idea Of Tribulation Is If He Or She Doesn't Get Their Supper On Time.

So Does Many Followers Mean One Is Being Used Of God?

Not Necessarily.

 However, Even Scripture Speaks Of Jesus This Way:

Now Our Super Apostles Today Will Argue That Jesus And Paul Were Poor So They Could Be Rich And Successful And Free Of Persecution And Rejection.

Paul Again Says This:

"You, however, know all about my teaching, my way of life, my purpose, faith, patience, love, endurance, 11 persecutions, sufferings--what kinds of things happened to me in Antioch, Iconium and Lystra, the persecutions I endured. Yet the Lord rescued me from all of them.

12 In fact, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO LIVE A GODLY LIFE IN CHRIST JESUS WILL BE PERSECUTED, 13 while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived. 14 But as for you, continue in what you have learned and have become convinced of, because you know those from whom you learned it, 15 and how from infancy you have known the holy Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation through faith in Christ Jesus. 16 ALL SCRIPTURE IS GOD BREATHED and is useful for teaching, REBUKING, CORRECTING and training in righteousness, 17 so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work." (2 Timothy 3)

So Who Are The Ones That Have Many Followers?

They Are The Ones That Teach Error Or Half Truths Rather Than The Whole Truth, God Help Us. Link

"For I have not hesitated to proclaim to you the WHOLE WILL OF GOD. 28 Keep watch over yourselves and all the flock of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers. Be shepherds of the church of God, which he bought with his own blood.

29 I know that after I leave, SAVAGE WOLVES WILL COME IN AMONG YOU and will not spare the flock." (Acts 20:27-29)

"Imagine with me for a moment the Apostle Paul arriving in Berea and there he finds some that insist his message pass muster as found in Scripture. Imagine Paul, touting apostolic authority, lashing out against them, calling them God Mockers and in danger of blaspheming the Holy Spirit simply because they checked him out with the Holy Scripture. Paul was an inspired Spirit anointed Apostle (somewhat outranking current revivalists) but he never stooped to such crass spiritual intimidation tactics....

The Apostle Paul who endorsed the spiritual gifts at Corinth also warned them "Don’t go beyond what is written" (1 Cor. 4:6) and suggested that those who go beyond what is written become "puffed up one against the other" (1 Cor. 4:6).

Consequently, those who go beyond what is written move into spiritual pride claiming an anointing which is not biblical and which some believers do not have. Thus believers are divided into those who have and those who do not, and those who have must impart it to those who do not have it. Are you willing to trade the sure word of Scripture for the sinking sands of potentially unreliable men? In the end, the validity of any spirituality is whether it’s source is from God rather than from man. God’s Word endorses itself for it is God’s infallible truth.

It can hardly be stated better than the report of the Spiritual Life Committee in Minutes, Revised Constitution and Bylaws of the General Council of the Assemblies of God of 1993, which asserts:

"We believe that God's Spirit never goes where His Word does not. We have been lambasted by elements of the electronic church and charismatic renewal as being backslidden and non Spirit led when we have not jumped on popular band wagons of the day loaded with the meringue of personality and spiritual excess rather than the plain meat of God’s Word. So be it!! If criticism is the price we must pay for asking the question: "What saith the Lord in His written Word?" - then let us wear that criticism gladly as a sign of fidelity to Christ."

"If anyone teaches false doctrines and does not agree to the sound instruction of our Lord Jesus Christ and to godly teaching, 4 he is conceited and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy interest in controversies and quarrels about words that result in envy, strife, malicious talk, evil suspicions 5 and constant friction between men of corrupt mind, who have been robbed of the truth and who think that godliness is a means to financial gain. 6 But godliness with contentment is great gain. 7 For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it. 8 But if we have food and clothing, we will be content with that. 9 People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction. 10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. 11 But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness." (1 Timothy 6)

True Apostles, Prophets, Non Profits, Powerless Prophets Versus The Super Apostles
The Apostle Paul And the Twelve

Super Apostles, Counter Missionaries, Cult And Clique Leaders

The Super Apostle Easily Convinces The Dippy Dumb Downed Devotee That He Or She Cannot Understand Scripture Or Truth With Any Certainty And That Is Why The Super Apostle Is Needed.


To The Point That They Would Put Up With It If This Deceiver Preached Another Jesus, Spirit And Gospel. (2 Corinthians 11)

"When I Say That The Salesman Must Neutralize The Mind Of His Prospective Purchaser Before A Sale Can Be Made I Mean That The Prospective Purchaser's Mind Must Be Credulous."



The Super Apostles Who Made Their Living Being Super And Rejecting Tall Truths In A Single Bound While Eloquently Presenting Their Message.


Glenn Beck Is A Mormon And Many Dippy Dumb Downed Devotees Are Following Him, Even Letting Him Get Them Back To God. Problem Is His God Isn't The God Of The Bible.

"You, however, know all about my teaching, my way of life, my purpose, faith, patience, love, endurance, 11 persecutions, sufferings--what kinds of things happened to me in Antioch, Iconium and Lystra, the persecutions I endured. Yet the Lord rescued me from all of them.

12 In fact, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO LIVE A GODLY LIFE IN CHRIST JESUS WILL BE PERSECUTED, 13 while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived.

Paul Said This Of Himself:

"Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool ) I am more; in labours more abundant, in stripes above measure, in prisons more frequent, in deaths oft. 24 OF THE JEWS FIVE TIMES RECEIVED I FORTY STRIPES SAVE ONE. 25 THRICE WAS I BEATEN WITH RODS, ONCE I WAS STONED, THRICE I SUFFERED SHIPWRECK, A NIGHT AND A DAY I HAVE BEEN IN THE DEEP; IN JOURNEYINGS OFTEN, IN PERIL OF WATERS, IN PERILS OF ROBBERS, IN PERILS BY MINE OWN COUNTRYMEN, IN PERILS BY THE HEATHEN, IN PERILS AMONG FALSE BRETHREN; 27 In weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness. 28 Beside those things that are without, that which cometh upon me daily , the care of all the churches. 29 Who is weak , and I am not weak ? who is offended , and I burn not? 30 If I must needs glory , I will glory of the things which concern mine infirmities. 31 The God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which is blessed for evermore, knoweth that I lie not. 32 In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison , desirous to apprehend me: 33 And through a window in a basket was I let down by the wall, and escaped his hands." (2 Corinthians 11)


"Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the LORD revealed ? 2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. 3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised , and we esteemed him not. 4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted" (Isaiah 53)


"You, however, know all about my teaching, my way of life, my purpose, faith, patience, love, endurance, 11 persecutions, sufferings--what kinds of things happened to me in Antioch, Iconium and Lystra, the persecutions I endured. Yet the Lord rescued me from all of them.

12 In fact, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO LIVE A GODLY LIFE IN CHRIST JESUS WILL BE PERSECUTED, 13 while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived.

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B) Dippy Dumbed Down Devotees

"Is America in such desperate spiritual condition, that masses of Christians will follow a Mormon for spiritual revival?...I am grieved, not so much with Glen Beck, but that the church is so pitifully weak that a Mormon can now lead God's people, and they do not see the spiritual danger... The church is now so weak and... without discernment that maybe the shallow Christians would turn to Mormonism while many pastors and church leaders are safe in the tall grass. I hope this never happens.The danger is now all around us and closing fast. This includes: the Hard Left, Muslims, Mormon national leadership, militant homosexuals, totally collapsing economy, huge war in the Middle East, and the pastors hiding safely in the tall grass."

Harrison Bergeron:

We Are Seeing A Movement Within Christianity That Seeks Subjectivity, Relativity And Stupidity. In Fact Its Getting To The Point That If You Show Any Signs Of Intelligence Your Automatically Looked Upon As Arrogant And Out Of Balance.

It Is Even Oozing Out Of The Pores Of This Postmodern Church That Has Turned Many Christians Into Effeminate, Breathy, Lazy Voiced People That Speak Or Sing Of God As If To Their Erotic Unpredictable Lover.

Pardon Me Folks But That Is What It Sounds Like And It Is Aggravating, And How Do You Make One Conscious Of This Unless They Know What This Sounds Like To Folks That Haven't Been Spiritually Castrated. Men Are Starting To Do It Too.

The Masses Are Being Duped Into Believing That Our Faith Is In Faith Not Objective Truth And An Absolute God, That One's Truth Or Interpretation Is Not Anothers Or That The Super Apostle Is The Only One That Can Give The Real Scoop So Buy His Book, See His Interview Or Join His Church.


The Powerless Prophet:





Postmodernism: If The Plain Sense Makes Sense, Don't Admit It, And Seek Another Sense That Works For You.Plain Sense Versus Postmodernism In The Church

Trashing Of The Mind

I've Been Told That Believing That The Bible Interprets Itself And In The Plain Sense Of Scripture Is An Interpretation.




2) "By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses" (Bible)

"By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses A Word Shall Be Established." (Bible)

God Saw Fit To Provide Four Gospel Accounts Of The Life Of Jesus, Two Accounts Of The Jerusalem Council, A Torah That Overlapped?

Two Accounts Of The Conversion Of Paul?

The Witness Of The Septuagint, Dead Sea Scrolls And Masoretic Text?

The Holy Spirit Was To Bring Everything Into Remembrance That Jesus Told His Disciples. Now The Words/Scripture That Are Spirit Do That." (John 6:63)

All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned While Debating Jewish Counter Missionaries/By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses

3) The Bible Interprets Itself



All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned While Debating Jewish Counter Missionaries/The Bible Interprets Itself

Bj Maxwell