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If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?



A Critique Of Catholic And KJV Only Thinking, Right Below Song.


If Three Agree

 Formerly, 'Let It Be', By Paul McCartney And John Lennon

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize To Sing New Lyrics With Music.

If You Need Help Singing, Scroll To The Bottom Of This Song, Click Link And Little Billy Will Help You Sing The New Lyrics.

If Three Agree

(How To Properly Study, Translate, Validate And Interpret The Word Of God.)

New Lyrics:

 (21 Clicks Or 15 Seconds To Sing)

When Somebody Tells You, Their Translation Is Done Error Free.

Show Them The Whole Story, When Three Agree (Compare Translations)

And In The Time Of Her Confusion,
(Luke 1:34,35,38)

Here Am I Said Sweet Mary

According To Your Word, Let It Be
(Luke 1:38)


Christmas Eve, You Can Read Bout Mary And J.C 


These Truths Confirms Themselves, In Twos And Threes.

And When The Cath-o-holics Tell You,

It's Their B.-I.-B.-L.-E.

Just Say No, It Came First Century.

(Father, Son, And Holy Spirit; At Least Three Codexes; Dead Sea Scrolls, Septuagint And Maz Text; Jews, Christians, Catholics; Four Gospels; Two Councils, Consensus First, Councils Next; And One God And Persons Three-Link)

Second Pete And Timothy

Chapters Three And Verse Sixteen

(2 Pete 3:16; 2 Timothy 3:16)




Paul's Words Are Scripture, So Says Pete.

(2 Tim. 2:15-17; 3:16,17)



Two Or Three, We Can See, More Clearly, In 3,D

The Truth Confirms Itself, When Three Agree.

 One God, Persons Three, The Trinity Does Agree.

 Not I, Myself And Me, When Three Agree




 (When Electric Guitar Rendition Ends And Depressed Back Up Singers Start Singing Again, Continue Singing Lyrics Below)





Two Or Three, We Can See, More Clearly, In 3,D

The Truth Confirms Itself, If Three Agree


And When The KJV People,

Test All Things With KJV

(Acts 17:10-12)

Use The Divine Method, If Three Agree.

So If Your Looking For Some Answers,

Read The Books About J.C.


God's Truth Comes In Clusters By Twos And Threes.




Two Or Three, We Can See, More Clearly, In 3,D

The Truth Confirms Itself, If Three Agree.

If Three Just Don't Agree Then The Two Will Surely Do.

The Truth Confirms Itself, If Three Agree.

(2 Tim. 2:15-17; 3:16,17)




New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

If You Need Help Singing This Song Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Play, Then Minimize

No I Don't Sound Like McCartney





If Three Just Don't Agree Then The Two Will Surely Do.

New/Old Testament Reference
New Testament/Septuagint
Old Testament/Masoretic Text

Heb 10.5-7/ Psalm 40.6-8 "Sacrifices and offerings thou hast not desired; but a body hast thou prepared for me" Sacrifice and offering thou dost not desire; but thou hast given me an open ear

More Here.

"By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses A Word Shall Be Established."-Validated, Interpreted And Translated. (Throughout The Bible In Verse And Deed)

(Numbers 35:30;Deut 17:6;Deut 19:15 ;Hebrews 10:28; 2 Cor. 13:1;1Tim 5:19)


"And When The KJV People,

Test All Things With KJV (Acts 17:10-12)

Use The Divine Method, If Three Agree."

(If Three Agree)

KJV Only Folks Ignore The Bibles Repeated Commands To Establish A Word 'Through The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses' And Wrongly Replace It With, 'By The Mouth Of One KJV Text' A Word Shall Be Established.

To Them KJV Is Perfect And Everything Else Is To Be Tested By That.

Here's Just One Example, The KJV Includes Verses 9-20 In Mark Sixteen, But More Modern Translations Which Use More Ancient Texts And More Of Them Says That These Verses Are Not In The More Ancient Manuscript Copies.

According To Aunt Sally's Recipe Below, We Should Go For What All The Texts Have In Common Not Just The Text That KJV Based Their Translation On.

Now Lets See If The KJV's Inclusion Of This Passage Is Confirmed By The Witness Of Scripture Itself.

Next To Whatever Is In CAPS, Are The Scriptures That CONTRADICT That Verse

"Now when Jesus was rise nearly the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had casts even devils. 10 And she went and told them that had been with him, as they mourned and wept . 11 And they, when they had heard that he was alive , and had been seen of her, believed not . 12 After that he APPEARED IN ANOTHER FORM (Luke 24:38-44; John 20:27-31) unto two of them, as they walked , and went into the country. 13 And they went and told it unto the residue: neither believed they them. 14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat , and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen . 15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16 HE THAT BELIEVETH AND IS BAPTIZED SHALL BE SAVED (John 3:16; Acts 16:31; Eph. 2:8) ; but he that believeth not shall be damned. 17 And THESE SIGNS SHALL FOLLOW THEM THAT BELIEVE; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall SPEAK WITH NEW TONGUES (Many KJV Folks Don't Believe Tongues Are For Today) ; 18 They shall TAKE UP SERPENTS (Dumb Rattlesnake Handlers In The Ozarks) ; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall layhands on the sick, and they shall recover. 19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. 20 And they went forth , and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following . Amen." (Mark 16:9-20)

Jesus Didn't Appear In Another Form, But In The Same Form/Body He Was Crucified In, Baptism Isn't Required For Salvation, Most KJV Onlyists Don't Believe In Tongues, So These Added Verses Contradict Scripture Elsewhere, So These Words Are Not Established By Two Or Three Witnesses, And In Fact Are Rejected By Other Witnesses And The Scripture And Manuscript Copies Show That The KJV Is Not Even Close To Being A Perfect Translation, And We Must Study And Compare, Hear The Witnesses, To Come To A Full Understanding Of What God Says, Not Just Read KJV.

I Would Love To Have Fellowship With Folks That Believe This Way, But They Often Make Agreeing With Them On This A Condition Of Fellowship.

I Spent The First Twenty Years Of My Walk Debating KJV Onlyists To No Avail. Not That I Wasn't Presenting Good Arguments, But Because There Is a Narrow Tunnel Vision That Comes With This Kind Of Thinking. Jack Chick Has It, And There's No Getting Through To Them.

One Of Many Assumptions They Make Is That The KJV Is The Standard By Which To Judge Everything Else. For Example:

The Father, Son And Holy Spirit Being One In 1 Jn. 5:7, Is In The KJV But Not Modern Translations Therefore The KJV Is Right And The Modern Translations Are Wrong.

Who Determined The KJV The Arbitrator Over All Translations?

I Can Show Where The NIV Does A Better Job Of Translating The Text, Including The KJV Text Than The KJV Does And Proves The Deity Better While The KJV Misses That.

The Nestles Interlinear Greek In The KJV Says:

18 No man hath seen God at any time; THE ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him.

The NIV:

18 No one has ever seen God, but GOD THE ONE AND ONLY, WHO IS AT THE FATHER'S SIDE, has made him known.

In The Nestles Greek Interlinear Which Uses KJV Text And Under The Greek It Says Under Monoleges Theos: 'The Only Begotten God'

So The NIV Translators Did A Better Job Of Translating The Text Than The KJV Translators Did.

Aunt Sally's Recipe

How Can the Bible Be Trusted If It Was Written by Men?

By Greg Koukl

"Second, this is circular reasoning. If there’s good evidence the Bible can be trusted, then the issue of man’s involvement is moot. A simple question illustrates this: "Are you suggesting with this objection that if God does exist, He’s not capable of writing what He wants through imperfect men?" This is hard to affirm. If the answer is "No," then the objection vanishes. If the answer is yes, then ask, "Did you ever own a dog? Could you get your dog to sit? If you can get a dumb dog to sit, what makes you think an all-powerful God can’t get a man to write just what He wants him to?" If you first establish that the Biblical record can be trusted, then the second problem—human involvement is irrelevant. If God inspires it then it doesn’t matter if men or monkeys did the writing; they’ll still write exactly what God intends.

Another way of stating it: God can’t err; the Bible is God’s Word; therefore, the Bible can’t err, even if men are involved."Pretend your Aunt Sally has a dream in which she learns the recipe for an elixir that would continuously maintain her youth. When she wakes up, she scribbles the directions on a scrap of paper, then runs into the kitchen to make up her first glass. In a few days her appearance is transformed. Sally is a picture of radiant youth because of her daily dose of what comes to be known as "Aunt Sally's Secret Sauce." (How Can The Bible Be Trusted)

"Pretend your Aunt Sally has a dream in which she learns the recipe for an elixir that would continuously maintain her youth. When she wakes up, she scribbles the directions on a scrap of paper, then runs into the kitchen to make up her first glass. In a few days her appearance is transformed. Sally is a picture of radiant youth because of her daily dose of what comes to be known as "Aunt Sally's Secret Sauce."

Sally is so excited she sends hand-written instructions to her three bridge partners (Aunt Sally is still in the technological dark ages--no photocopier) giving detailed instructions on how to make the sauce. They, in turn, make copies which each sends to ten of her own friends.

All is going well until one day Aunt Sally's pet schnauzer eats the original copy of the recipe. Sally is beside herself. In a panic she contacts her three friends who have mysteriously suffered similar mishaps. Their copies are gone, too, so the alarm goes out to their friends in attempt to recover the original wording.

They finally round up all the surviving hand-written copies, twenty-six in all. When they spread them out on the kitchen table, they immediately notice some differences. Twenty-three of the copies are exactly the same. One has a misspelled word, though, one has two phrases inverted ("mix then chop" instead of "chop then mix") and one includes an ingredient that none of the others has on its list.

Here is the critical question: Do you think Aunt Sally can accurately reconstruct her original recipe? Of course she could. The misspelled words can easily be corrected, the single inverted phrase can be repaired, and the extra ingredient can be ignored.

Even with more numerous or more diverse variations, the original can still be reconstructed with a high level of confidence given the right textual evidence. The misspellings would be obvious errors, the inversions would stand out and easily be restored, and the conclusion drawn that it's more plausible that one word or sentence be accidentally added to a single copy than omitted from many.

This, in simplified form, is how the science of textual criticism works. Textual critics are academics who reconstruct a missing original from existing manuscripts that are generations removed from the autograph. According to New Testament scholar F.F. Bruce, "Its object [is] to determine as exactly as possible from the available evidence the original words of the documents in question."[2]

The science of textual criticism is used to test all documents of antiquity--not just religious texts--including historical and literary writings. It's not a theological enterprise based on haphazard hopes and guesses; it's a linguistic exercise that follows a set of established rules. Textual criticism allows an alert critic to determine the extent of possible corruption of any work." (Aunt Sally's Recipe)



How To Tell Whether You Are Majoring On man Or On God

If The Three Don't Always Agree Then The Two Most Surely Will Do.

"By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses A Word Shall Be Established." (Numbers 35:30;Deut 17:6;Deut 19:15 ;Hebrews 10:28; 2 Cor. 13:1;1Tim 5:19)

All The Rest Is Extrabiblical Nonsense.

More Links To Come. Your Comments Are Welcome.

Quick Reference Guide:

The Significance Of The Number Three/Trinity:Father, Son, Holy Spirit/Two Or Three Witnesses/1)The Septuagint , 2) The Masoretic Text , 3) The Dead Sea Scrolls

A Holocaust Thou Didst Not Require And A Body Thou Has Prepared 1), 2), 3)/Quality Of Witnesses Important Too 1),2), 3)/Imago Dei/Trinity And Trichotomy-Body, Soul And Spirit/Confirming Texts 1),2),3), The Treatment Of Prophets And Non Profits Versus Profits 1st Witness , 2), 3) /Old Testament 1) The Septuagint , 2) The Masoretic Text , 3) The Dead Sea Scrolls , Tanakh/Genesis 1), 2), 3)/Exodus 1),2), 3)/Yeshua 1), 2), 3)/Apocryphal Books 1),2)/Bible Interprets And Validates Itself 1), 2),3)/Three Corroborating Witnesses 1),2)/The Psalms 1),2),3)/Non Contradiction1),2),3) /Lost Books 1),2),3)/Enoch Who? 1),2)/New Testament 1), 2)/Gospel Accounts 1),2),3)/Teachings Of Christianity Predate Judaism 1) /Judas 1),/Gospel Of Barnabas 1), 2) /Ode To Billy Joe 1),2),3)/Book Of Mormon (Plagiarism Not Witness- 1),2),3), /Origin Of Species 1),2),3)/When Minority Rules 1),2)

You Major On Man And Minor On 'God' When You:

1) Are Offended When One Expects You To Use The Bible When Discussing Biblical Topics. (Isaiah 55:11)
2) Believe The Bible, 'In So Far As It Is Correctly Translated', Which Means It Doesn't Contradict Your Preconceived Notions, Inclinations, Sinful Tendencies Or Your More Modern Religious Books. (Romans 1:18,19,25)
3) Think That Tradition And Scripture Spring From 'The Same Well Spring', And Tradition Is Equal To Scripture. (Catholic Catechism On Tradition; Matthew 15:1-9)
4) Have Been Using The Words Of Men For So Long That You're Shocked When Someone Notices. (Isaiah 29:13)
5) Cannot Join Other Christians In Ministry To Errant Groups Because The Errant Ones Would Quickly Point Out That You Don't Rely On The Bible Either. (Romans 2:1-3)
6) Take Eight Years To Get A Degree That Would Have Taken A Third Of The Time Had You Listened To God Rather Than Men. (2 Timothy 3:7)
7) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing Less Than Tra-di-tion And Josephus. (2 Timothy 3:16,17)
8) Make Biblical Passages Figurative Whenever They Conflict With Your Other Books. (Matthew 18:1-6)
9) Your B.S. Degree Came After Being Able To Expend Twice the Energy And Words To Dismiss The Plain Sense Of Scripture Rather Than Just Believing It, Your B.A. Degree From Your Bull-Leave Ability Pronounced Be-liev-a-bility, Interpreted Is, Your Ability To Leave Bull-Only Or Baloney For Brevity. Your M.S. Degree Through Your Ability To Keep It Going With More of the Same. M.A. Being More Able Than B.4. Then Finally Awarded The Highest Honor Due To Your Exceptional Ability To 'Pile It High And Deep.' (P.H.D.). (1 Timothy 4:1-6)
The Europeans Have This Perfected In What Is Called the Bologna Process Here.
10) Think That Anyone That Uses The English Language, A Dictionary Or A Bible Translation Is No Better Than Those That Use The Words Of Commentators Rather Than Scripture. (1 John 5:13)
11) Have Perfected The Art Of Saying Absolutely Nothing In Five Hundred Words. (2 Corinthians 11:1-14)
12) Think That If You Use Polysyllabic Words To Explain Or Refute A Spiritual Topic That People Will Forget That You Didn't Use Gods Words At All. (2 Corithians 10:3-5)
13) Really Think That Finite Man Is Better At Explaining The Infinite God Than God Is.
14) You Think That You And Others Can Rightly Guestimate What The Essence Of Scripture Is Saying And Offer Only Your Own Paraphrase. (1 John 5:7-9)
15) You're Getting It Piled High And Deep (P.H.D.) In The Words Of Men Because You Know People Will Then Be More Impressed With Anything You Say. (2 Corinthians 5:14-20)
16) Think That Mans Interpretation Of General Revelation Explains Special Revelation Rather Than The Other Way Around. (1 John 5)
17) Believe That No One Will Notice That The Scriptures You Are Using Has Nothing To Do With The Point You Are Trying To Make.
18) You Think That God Wasn't Aware Of Just How Politically Incorrect He Was When He Originally Spoke, And Its Your Job To Make The Necessary Clarifications. (1 John 4:5,6)
19) Agree With The Majority Of Bible Colleges And Seminaries That Teach The Historical/Hysterical Method Of Interpretation Which Uses The Fallible To Interpret The Infallible But Cannot Understand How Homosexuals Are Using The Same Methods To Come To Different Conclusions Here.
20) Major In The Words Of Men, Because If You Didn't You Would Be Out Of A Job. (Acts 4:12-14)
21) Think That Josephus Was One Of The Apostles.
22) You Are Willing To Help The Stranger (Matthew 25) Across The Border And Into A Crack House, But Not Into Your Own House, Which Is What Matt. 25 Is About. Mi Casa Es No Su Casa.
24) You Think From The Other End And Are A Firm Believer In But(t) Theology...But...
25) Believe That Whenever Scripture Points To Yeshua As Messiah, It Must Be A Mistranslation, (Isaiah 29:13) Because The Unbelieving Rabbis Told You So.
26) Believe Scripture When If Fits Your Cookie Cutting Preconceived Notions, Resort To Commentaries Of So Called Experts, Rabbis etc. When It Doesn't (Matthew 23:16-21;Matthew 15:1-10;Isaiah 29:13)
27) Think it is all right for you to pick and choose what to spiritualize or replace in scripture, but the Liberals are not allowed that same luxury. Hopeless Liberal
28) Think That Proving One God In Scripture Disproves The Triunity. (Genesis 1:26,27; Psalm 45:6,7; Isaiah 48:16)
29) Your Idea Of Entertainment Is Letting All The Replacement Theologians Set The Stage For You. You're A Militant Muslim Or Enabler
30) You Can Make People Forget That Your Own Monkey Stories About Life Coming From Non Life While Going Eternally Backwards To An Alien For Every Effect, Sounds Much Sillier Than Believing That A Design Needs The Ultimate Designer And A Higher Power Can Make Something 'Good' In Six Days.
31) You Pretend To Be A Bible Student Because You Have Seen 'The Ten Commandments' And The 'Last Temptation Of Christ'.
Nutshell: Half Wit
36) Are A 'Progressive Christian' That Thinks That Since The Time Of Christ We Have Received Newer Revelations That Reveal That The Days Of Hardship Are Over. (1 Timothy 6:3-6)
37) Still, Looking For Those Lost Books That Reveal That Great Retirement And Healthcare Plan Jesus And Paul Had For Their Future Retirements. (John 21:25)
38) You Believe Jesus And Peter Healed All And Want To Heal All But Ignore The Thorn In Paul's Flesh That God Didn't Take Away. (2 Corinthians 12:7-10)
39) Rob Paul To Pay Peter Or Vice Versa. (2 Peter 3:15-18)
40) Have A Ministry To SILLY Women Because They Think They Don't Need Scripture. (2 Tim. 3:6)

41) Are So Focused On Opposing The Evolutional Obamanational Theories Of Left Wing Religion And Politics That You Get Thousands If Not Millions Of Conservative 'Christians' To Join You, Effectively Putting Their Own Faith On Hold By Forgetting Your Own Evolutional Theories And The One You're Preparing The Way For. (Take A Breath Now...Gasp!)

42) Think That Arguing From Silence And Inserting Your Own Meanings Into Vague Passages Are Just As Good Or Better Than The Scriptures Themselves. (2 Peter 3:15,16)

43) Believe The Bible As Long As The Pesky Six Days And Flood Can Be Replaced With Millions Of Years Of Evolution. (2 Peter 3:5,6)

44) Need Conspiracy Theories Of Lost Books To Keep Your Faith Dynamic And Mysterious.
"Therefore put on the full armor of God,
so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit,
which is the word of God. 18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints. 19 Pray also for me, that whenever I open my mouth, words may be given me so that I will fearlessly make known THE MYSTERY OF THE GOSPEL" (Ephesians 6)

We Need To Always Be On Guard To Ensure We Don't Fall Under One Or More Of These Points.

More To Come
Bj Maxwell

Quick Reference Guide:

The Significance Of The Number Three/Trinity:Father, Son, Holy Spirit/Two Or Three Witnesses/1)The Septuagint , 2) The Masoretic Text , 3) The Dead Sea Scrolls

A Holocaust Thou Didst Not Require And A Body Thou Has Prepared 1), 2), 3)/Quality Of Witnesses Important Too 1),2), 3)/Imago Dei/Trinity And Trichotomy-Body, Soul And Spirit/Confirming Texts 1),2),3), The Treatment Of Prophets And Non Profits Versus Profits 1st Witness , 2), 3) /Old Testament 1) The Septuagint , 2) The Masoretic Text , 3) The Dead Sea Scrolls , Tanakh/Genesis 1), 2), 3)/Exodus 1),2), 3)/Yeshua 1), 2), 3)/Apocryphal Books 1),2),3)/Bible Interprets And Validates Itself 1), 2),3)/Three Corroborating Witnesses 1),2),3)/Evidence For Divine Authorship Versus Historical 1),2),3)/A Perfect Translation? 1),2),3)/The Psalms 1),2),3)/Non Contradiction1),2),3) /Lost Books 1),2),3)/Enoch Who? 1),2),3)/New Testament 1), 2), 3) /Gospel Accounts 1),2),3)/Teachings Of Christianity Predate Judaism 1) 2),3)/Judas 1),2),3)/Gospel Of Barnabas 1), 2), 3) /Ode To Billy Joe 1),2),3)/Progressive Revelation 1),2),3)/Book Of Mormon (Plagiarism Not Witness- 1),2),3), Urantia Book 1),2),3), Quran 1),2),3), etc/Origin Of Species Or Feces 1),2),3)/When Minority Rules 1),2),3)/Resurrection Factor 1),2), 3)