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Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
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Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
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The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
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If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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Undercover Christian Song Below

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Undercover Christian
 
New And Improved Lyrics And Links By Bj Maxwell

Tune By John And Paul, Maybe Next Time Ringo

 

Feel Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere.

 

Thankyou Jesus For Your Guidance And Inspiration.

' ' Means In The Original Song.

 

 

Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here,Then Minimize, To Karaoke Lyrics Below

If You Need Help, Scroll To The End Of The Song And Click Link. Bj Will Show You How.

(For Polysyllabic Verses And Absolutely No Pause In Between I Put A _ Between Words Like_This. To Emphasize The Different Syllables I Put A - )

Undercover Christian

 

(Riff)

He's The Frozen Chosen

On His Bless-ed Assurance

Just A Specializin

Line Of Least Resistance

Christ Said_It's_Finished_And_You_Think_So_Are_We

Undercover Christian

'Cause You're So Hard To See.'

(Riff)

'Here Come Old Flat Top

 

He Come Movin Up Slowly'

frightened man cutout

He Got Frightened Eyeballs

He's One Holy Joseph

But_You_Don't Know Joe From What_He Say

(Matt. 5:13-16)

Rather Be In Hiding

He Just Study And Pray

 (Chorus)

'Come Together

Right Now'

For J.C.

(Riff)

 

 Jehovah Witness-es

(John 1; 8:58; Acts 20:28; Phil. 2:5-11; Hebrews 1)

And Bi-cycling Mormons

(Deut. 6:4; Psalm 90:2;Isaiah 44:6; Isaiah 43:10; 45:22)

Cliquish Cath-o-holics

Too Many  Jud-ai-zers (Acts 15; Galatians 2)

And_A_Wave Of Jew-ish Wannabes

Undercover_Christians_Still_The_Hardest_To_See


(Chorus)

'Come Together

Right Now'

For J.C.

(Long Riff)

Too Focused On The Family

Supporting Televangelists

 

Just A 'Pew Potato'

Believin Like A Calvinist

'1 And 1 And 1 Is Three'

Gots_To_Tell_The_People_Bout_The_Tri-unity

(Chorus)

'Come Together

Right Now'

For J.C.

'Come Together' (6X)

Yeah!!

To Hear Bj Sing This, Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here, Minimize And Read New Lyrics Above.

 Bj Maxwell

03/30/2011

05/15/2013

Copyright

 

 

You're An Undercover Christian If You:

 

 

 

 

 

 

6) Are Convinced That If You Just Love Everyone And Everything, They Will Want To Become Christians.

 

 

7) Wrongly Think That God Only Loves A Few And Hasn't Told You Who That Is, So Why Waste Your Time?

 

8) Think That 'It All Happened In 70 AD, So You Can Relax Now'.

 

9) Just Think That There Are More Important 'Affairs Of The World' To Be Concerned With.

 

10) Are Convinced That Everyone Has A Grain Of Truth, So That Is Enough.

 

 

12) Think Love Means Becoming More Like Mister Rogers By Following The Line Of Least Resistance And Speaking In A Squirrely Voice.

 

13) Too Many Ministry Choices Has Turned Your Brain And Heart To Jelly.

 

14) Think That Your 'Come As I Am' Philosophy Is Working Just Fine.

 

15) Are Convinced That Because It 'Is God That Worketh In You Both To Will And To Do Of His Good Pleasure.' (Philippians 2:12,13), That 'Working Out Your Own Salvation' Is Meaningless.

 

16) Churchianity Not Christianity Best Describes Your Faith.

 

17) Have Been Duped Into Believing That Your Job Is To Equip The Televangelists And Pastors, Not The Other Way Around.

 

 

18) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing Less Than 'Calvin's Notes And Stubborness'.

 

 

19) Setting Your Eyes On The Prize, Justifies Running Roughshod Over Everyone And Everything In Your Way.

 

20) Are Waiting For The Official Blessing Of Your Ministry.

 

 

22) You Are So 'Focused On The Family' That You Cannot See Anything Else.

 

23) Think That God Giving You Two Ears And Only One Mouth Means You Should Have A Listening Ministry.

 

 

25) Have Taken Transactional Analysis One Step Further By Believing 'I'm O.K., Your O.K., Spiritually Speaking'.

 

 

27) Think That When Christ Said, 'It Is Finished' That It Meant You Are Too.
 
28) You're So Busy Critiquing Other Christians That You Forgot To Have A Plan Of Your Own.

 

Bj Maxwell

09/26/2007

Copyright

 
 
More Points:
 

28) Haven't Had A Bible Believing Free Willer To Gang Up On Lately.

Bj Maxwell

09/26/2007

10/10/2007

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Nobody Loves Me Better, But

New And Improved Lyrics And Links By Bj Maxwell

Tune By Carly Simon

Feel Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere.

Thankyou Jesus For Your Guidance And Inspiration.

' ' Means In The Original Song.

 

     

 

"Nobody" Loves Me Better
  
Jesus, We've Learned From The Best


Now We're Great At Blending Together


Jesus, Here's The Rest

You Weren't 'Lookin' But Lucky 'You Found Me'
'I Tried To Hide' All Your Big Fights


There In Matthew Twenty One, And In Twenty Three
I'm "Keeping All" Your Secrets Safe Inside

And Nobody Loves Me Better
But You Said, Greater Works I'll Do 


Nobody Wants To Do It Quite The Way You Do.
I'm Here To Tweak The Good News

   But The Times 'that you' Told Them 'whenever you' Scold Them


So Anti Semitic And Judging Too.

 (Matthew 21& 23)


'That Keeps Me From Runnin' So Thanks 'keep it comin'
Learned What Not To Do By Watching You

Nobody Loves Me Better

Jesus We've Learned From The Best

Scripture Says, We Are As Gods Together.

(Psalm 82:5-7; John 10:34-36)


Jesus, Here's The Rest

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Line Of Least Resistance Is The Best



Blend In With The Rest

Look Just Like The Rest

Live Just Like The Rest

Die Just Like The Rest

("I said, 'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.' 7 But you will die like mere men; you will fall like every other ruler." (Psalm 82)

Jesus, What A Mess

Fry Just Like The Rest.

Little Billy:

Would You Jump Into A Lake (Of Fire) Because Everybody  Else Did

 



New Lyrics By Bj  Maxwell

Copyright

03/16/2014; 03/17/2014

 

"I said, 'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.' 7 But you will die like mere men; you will fall like every other ruler." (Psalm 82)

"Back in the Garden of Eden, after Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, they hid. In the cool of the day, God came to them and said, 'Adam, Eve, where are you?' They said, 'God, we're hiding because we are naked.' I love the way God answered them. He said, 'Adam, who told you that you were naked?' In other words, 'Who told you that something was wrong with you?' God immediately knew the enemy had been talking to them. God is saying to you today, 'Who told you that you don't have what it takes to succeed?'"

(Joel Osteen, Becoming a Better You: 7 Keys to Improving Your Life Every Day New York: Free Press, 2007 Page 9)

 Quote Found Here And Here.

 

Refutation Of Joel:

"10 He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid

 because I was naked;

 so I hid." 11 And he said, "Who told you that you were naked?

 Have you eaten from the tree that I COMMANDED YOU NOT TO EAT FROM?

 " 12 The man said, "The woman you put here with me

 --she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it." 13 Then the LORD God said to the woman, "What is this you have done?" The woman said, "The serpent deceived me,

 and I ate." (Genesis 3)

 

"JESUS ENTERED THE TEMPLE AREA AND DROVE OUT ALL WHO WERE BUYING AND SELLING THERE. HE OVERTURNED TABLES of the money changers and THE BENCHES OF THOSE SELLING DOVES. 13 "It is written," he said to them, " 'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you are making it a 'den of robbers.'14 The blind and the lame came to him at the temple, and he healed them.15 But when the chief priests and the teachers of the law saw the wonderful things he did and the children shouting in the temple area, "Hosanna to the Son of David,"they were indignant. 16 "Do you hear what these children are saying?" they asked him. "Yes," replied Jesus, "have you never read, " 'From the lips of children and infants you have ordained praise'?"17 And he left them and went out of the city to Bethany,

where he spent the night." (Matthew 21)

"Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "MAY YOU NEVER BEAR FRUIT AGAIN!" IMMEDIATELY THE TREE WITHERED. 20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How did the fig tree wither so quickly?" they asked. 21 Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." (Matthew 21)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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