You're An Undercover Christian If You:

You're An Undercover Christian If You:

1) Believe The Only Rule To Take Seriously Is, 'It's better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it.'

2) Are Still Praying To Be Led Not As Lead.

3) Think As Liberals Think, That Ignoring Militant Islam And Evil Dictators Will Make It Go Away, So You Ignore The Evils Of The Day Hoping They Will Go Away.

4) Are Still Waiting To Become Perfect So You Can Judge Without Being Judged.

5) Think That If You Build A Fortress Or Fortresses, They Will Come.

6) Are Convinced That If You Just Love Everyone And Everything, They Will Want To Become Christians.

7) Wrongly Think That God Only Loves A Few And Hasn't Told You Who That Is, So Why Waste Your Time?

8) Think That 'It All Happened In 70 AD, So You Can Relax Now'.

9) Just Think That There Are More Important 'Affairs Of The World' To Be Concerned With.

10) Are Convinced That Everyone Has A Grain Of Truth, So That Is Enough.

11) Believe That Being 'Chosen' Is A Position And Not A Function.

12) Think Love Means Becoming More Like Mister Rogers By Following The Line Of Least Resistance And Speaking In A Squirrely Voice.

13) Too Many Ministry Choices Has Turned Your Brain And Heart To Jelly.

14) Think That Your 'Come As I Am' Philosophy Is Working Just Fine.

15) Are Convinced That Because It 'Is God That Worketh In You Both To Will And To Do Of His Good Pleasure.' (Philippians 2:12,13), That 'Working Out Your Own Salvation' Is Meaningless.

16) Churchianity Not Christianity Best Describes Your Faith.

17) Have Been Duped Into Believing That Your Job Is To Equip The Televangelists And Pastors, Not The Other Way Around.

18) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing Less Than 'Calvin's Notes And Stubborness'.

19) Setting Your Eyes On The Prize, Justifies Running Roughshod Over Everyone And Everything In Your Way.

20) Are Waiting For The Official Blessing Of Your Ministry.

21) Think The Best Defense Is No Offense.

22) You Are So 'Focused On The Family' That You Cannot See Anything Else.

23) Think That God Giving You Two Ears And Only One Mouth Means You Should Have A Listening Ministry.

24) You Have Reduced The Faith To 'Gain Is Godliness' And God Being Your Butler.

25) Have Taken Transactional Analysis One Step Further By Believing 'I'm O.K., Your O.K., Spiritually Speaking'.

26) You Are So Earthly Minded You Are No Heavenly Good.

27) Think That When Christ Said, 'It Is Finished' That It Meant You Are Too.

Bj Maxwell

09/26/2007

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChristianityUnderFire/message/3766

More Points:

28) Haven't Had A Bible Believing Free Willer To Gang Up On Lately.

Bj Maxwell

09/26/2007

10/10/2007