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Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?





Formerly, 'Too Shy', By Kajagoogoo


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell


About Christians That Have Been Pastorized, Homogenized And Pacified By Their Pastor And Rendered Useless For Service.


To Sing Karaoke, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Play, Minimize And Sing New Lyrics Below.

 If You Need Help Singing This Song, Scroll To The End Of The Song And Click The Link.

New Lyrics

48 Seconds Into Song:


Specialized And Pastorized, Won't Even Try?

(Rev. 3:15-20)



   Baa, A Little Louder

Gullible Sheep


Pastor's Wrong, You Belong, You're Qualified.

(Jn. 1:1-13; 2 Cor. 5:18-20)

So, Pacified

Christian, Read A Little Closer

(Acts 20:27-31; Matt. 28:18,19)






Eyes Shut Tight

 (Eph. 5:11-13; Rom. 13:11-13)

Joe vs the volcano quote...

Hush, hushed, Pastorized

Image from Vkontakte user Виталий Славин


Too Petrified


Hush, hushed, Traumatized

(Harrison Bergeron)

'Tush, Tush' Calcified

Lost dog FAIL!. lol! .


Your, Pastor Lied

(2 Cor. 11:1-15; 1 Cor. 12; Eph. 4: 11-16)

Hush, hushed

Modern Ministry 'Falls Short Of' Man's Sad State



So, Look A Little Deeper



You're Part Of Christ's Body, Pupils Dilated

Give It A Try

Christian, Roar A Little Louder


Cause Lou


Fell From The Sky

(Is. 14:12-15; Eze. 28:12-19)

 So 'Hush', Lying Guide

(Luke 4)

To Our Behind
(Mk. 16:22,23; Mark 8:32,33)


Push, Push, Go Worldwide

Just Try 2 Try

But 'Hush', Lying Guides

God's Deep Inside, Us 

Rush, Rush


Second Chorus 2 More Times

To Hear My Attempt At This Song, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Click Play, Minimize And Listen.

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell


Former Songwriters

Beggs, Nick / Hamill, Christopher / Strode, Jeremy / Askew, Stephen / Neale, Stuart John

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

























1) Think That God Wants You To Prosper And When That Is Achieved You Have Reached The Pinnacle Of Your Faith. (James 2:6)
'Supposing That Gain Is Godliness.' (1 Tim. 6)
2) Believe That Your Job Is To Make People Only Feel Good About Themselves And Not Bad....I'm Ok, You're Ok, Okey Dokey!
3) Are A 'Progressive Christian' That Thinks That Since The Time Of Christ We Have Received Newer Revelations That Reveal That The Days Of Hardship Are Over.
4) Think That The Way To Reach Others Is By Emphasizing The Positive And Eliminating The Negative.
5) Truly Believe That Those Greater Works That Christ Said You Would Do Includes The Ability To Expend The Least Amount Of Energy With Maximum Returns, Like A 401K.
6) Are Amazed That The Apostle Paul And Jesus Achieved What They Did Seeing They Were Penniless, Unmarried And Childless.
7) Still, Looking For Those Lost Books That Reveal That Great Retirement And Healthcare Plan Jesus And Paul Had For Their Future Retirements.
8) You Think The Fathers (And Mother) Of The Faith Are Copeland, Hagin, Osteen And Meyers.
9) Thought Financial Independence To God Meant Having Lots Of Money When It Really Meant Independent Of Finances But Rich In Faith.
"Silver And Gold Have I None But..."
10) Have Mastered How To Major On The Minors And Minor On The Majors In Three Easy Steps.
11) Think Love Is Following The Line Of Least Resistance
12) Are Registered 501 C3 So Therefore, You Must Watch What You Say.
13) Believe That When Paul Condemned Those That Think 'Gain Is Godliness' (1 Timothy 6), That It Must Have Been On One Of Paul's Bad Days.
14) You Have Made A Distinction Between Contentment And Happiness. I'm Content But Would Be Contenter (More Content) If I Was Rich.
Is 'More Content' Like Pretty Sure?
"And Having Food And Raiment, Let Us Be Therewith Content." (1 Tim. 6)
15) Don't Use Scriptures Anymore Because It Is So Uncomfortable For Your Hearers. (2 Tim. 4:2ff)
16) Know That You Cannot Offend Your Contributors So You Say Only That Which Doesn't Offend And Call This Love.
17) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing Less Than Copelands Notes And Stubborness.
18) Think That Reaching The World For Christ Can Be Reached Better From The Top Of The World.
19) Thought Jesus Hung Out With Republicans And Sinners (Democrats).
20) You Think That The Verse, 'They Blaspheme God Because Of You' (Romans 2) Applies Only To The Jew. (Romans 2:24)
21) Believe That When Paul 'Reckoned', He Was (Ro. 6:11; 8:18) Only Making An Educated Guess.
I Reckon So
I Reckon, So Therefore I Am, I Think
What Paul Was Convinced Of Here.
22) Believe That Christians Who Leave A Church Where The Rectum Controls And Suppresses The Other Parts, No Matter His Constipational Reasons, Are The True Obstructionists.
Bj Maxwell

Feel Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere.