Pastorized
Formerly, 'Too Shy', By Kajagoogoo
New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
About Christians That Have Been Pastorized, Homogenized And Pacified By Their Pastor And Rendered Useless For Service.
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Specialized And Pastorized, Won't Even Try?
(Rev. 3:15-20)
Baa, A Little Louder
Pastor's Wrong, You Belong,
You're Qualified.
(Jn. 1:1-13; 2 Cor. 5:18-20)
So, Pacified
Christian, Read A Little Closer
(Acts 20:27-31; Matt. 28:18,19)
Your
CHORUS:
Eyes Shut Tight
(Eph. 5:11-13; Rom. 13:11-13)
Hush, hushed, Pastorized
Too Petrified
Hush, hushed, Traumatized
Ho-mogenized
(Harrison Bergeron)
'Tush, Tush' Calcified
Your, Pastor Lied
(2 Cor. 11:1-15; 1 Cor. 12; Eph. 4: 11-16)
Hush, hushed
Modern Ministry 'Falls Short Of' Man's Sad State
So, Look A Little Deeper
You're Part Of Christ's Body, Pupils
Dilated
Give It A Try
Christian, Roar A Little Louder
Cause Lou
2nd CHORUS:
Fell From The Sky
(Is. 14:12-15; Eze. 28:12-19)
So 'Hush', Lying Guide
(Luke 4)
To Our Behind
(Mk. 16:22,23; Mark 8:32,33)
Push, Push, Go Worldwide
Just Try 2 Try
But 'Hush', Lying
Guides
God's Deep Inside, Us
Rush, Rush
~Instrumental~
Second
Chorus 2 More Times
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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
Former
Songwriters
Beggs, Nick / Hamill, Christopher / Strode, Jeremy / Askew, Stephen / Neale, Stuart John
New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
06/06/2014
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'Supposing That Gain Is Godliness.' (1 Tim. 6)
2) Believe That
Your Job Is To Make People Only Feel Good About Themselves And Not Bad....I'm Ok, You're Ok, Okey Dokey!
3) Are A 'Progressive
Christian' That Thinks That Since The Time Of Christ We Have Received Newer Revelations That Reveal That The Days Of Hardship
Are Over.
4) Think That The Way To Reach Others Is By Emphasizing The Positive And Eliminating The Negative.
5) Truly Believe
That Those Greater Works That Christ Said You Would Do Includes The Ability To Expend The Least Amount Of Energy With Maximum
Returns, Like A 401K.
6) Are Amazed That The Apostle Paul And Jesus Achieved What They Did Seeing They Were Penniless, Unmarried
And Childless.
7) Still, Looking For Those Lost Books That Reveal That Great Retirement And Healthcare Plan Jesus And Paul Had For
Their Future Retirements.
8) You Think The Fathers (And Mother) Of The Faith Are Copeland, Hagin, Osteen And Meyers.
9) Thought Financial
Independence To God Meant Having Lots Of Money When It Really Meant Independent Of Finances But Rich In Faith.
"Silver And Gold
Have I None But..."
10) Have Mastered How To Major On The Minors And Minor On The Majors In Three Easy Steps.
11) Think Love
Is Following The Line Of Least Resistance
12) Are Registered 501 C3 So Therefore, You Must Watch What You Say.
13) Believe That When Paul
Condemned Those That Think 'Gain Is Godliness' (1 Timothy 6), That It Must Have Been On One Of Paul's Bad Days.
14) You Have Made
A Distinction Between Contentment And Happiness. I'm Content But Would Be Contenter (More Content) If I Was Rich.
Is 'More Content'
Like Pretty Sure?
"And Having Food And Raiment, Let Us Be Therewith Content." (1 Tim. 6)
15) Don't Use Scriptures Anymore Because It Is
So Uncomfortable For Your Hearers. (2 Tim. 4:2ff)
16) Know That You Cannot Offend Your Contributors So You Say Only That Which Doesn't Offend And Call This
Love.
17) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing Less Than Copelands Notes And Stubborness.
18) Think That Reaching The
World For Christ Can Be Reached Better From The Top Of The World.
19) Thought Jesus Hung Out With Republicans And Sinners (Democrats).
20) You Think That The Verse, 'They Blaspheme God Because Of You' (Romans 2)
Applies Only To The Jew. (Romans 2:24)
I Reckon So
I Reckon, So Therefore I Am, I Think
What Paul Was Convinced Of Here.
22) Believe That Christians Who Leave A Church Where The Rectum
Controls And Suppresses The Other Parts, No Matter His Constipational Reasons, Are The True Obstructionists.
Bj Maxwell
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08/12/2010
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