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The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

"Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A MAN REAPS WHAT HE SOWS. (What Goes Around, Comes Around) 8 The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life." (Gal. 6)



When It Comes Full Circle

Formerly 'Will It Go Round In Circles'

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New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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Old Lyrics By Billy Preston


Links In Green

New Lyrics:


I've Got The Songs, They Have A Melody

Gonna Change Their Bad Words On My Own

I've Got The Songs They Want No Part Of Me

If I Must, I'll Read It Like A Poem.


Their Songs Come Full Circle

(Ecclesiastes 1:4-9)


Fly You High But Leave You Out To Dry


They 'Go Round In Circles'


Writing's More Than Making Something Rhyme


 I've Got The Story, They Got No Moral


Should Check The Good Book Once In A While.

I Know Their Story, They Got No Morals

Their Confusing Songs Piled Deep And Wide.


It Will Come Full Circle


Will Repeat Itself Just As Prophesied 

(joel 3:1-3;joel 3:12;revelation 16:16;2 chronicles 20:1-30)

When It Comes Full Circle

Like That Fish Eat Fish Yin/Yangin Pie


They've Gotta Dance, Not Much To Dance To.

I'll Take Good Lyrics And Plain Sense

They Wanna Dance, Not Much To Dance To

Replacin Good Sense With Nonsense.

Makes Them Come Full Circle

Like a One Legged Duck Without A Care

Cause It Comes Full Circle

They'll Think We Come From Birdies Up There.


[Instrumental Interlude]


It'll Come Full Circle

Like Those Turkey Twirlers Spinnin Wide

When It Comes Full Circle

They'll Fly High Like A Cowpie In The Sky


I've Got The Song, They Have A Melody

When I Sing It, I Will Make No Friends

I've Got The Song, They Want No Part Of Me

When I Sing It, I Will Have No Friends

Their Thinkin Comes Full Circle

Just Like That Bad Lucy In The Sky.

(Is. 14:12; KJV)

When It Comes Full Circle

Confirmin Itself Through Me, Myself Then I


Here It Comes, There It Goes Like A Whirlpool Down A Hole. (3x)


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Bj Maxwell
"One generation passeth away , and another generation cometh : but the earth abideth for ever. 5 The sun also ariseth , and the sun goeth down , and hasteth to his place where he arose . 6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; IT WHIRLETH ABOUT CONTINUALLY , and the wind returneth again according to his CIRCUITS. 7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come , thither THEY RETURN AGAIN. 8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing , nor the ear filled with hearing . 9 THE THING THAT HATH BEEN, IT IS THAT WHICH SHALL BE; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."  (Ecclesiastes 1:4-9)
Note: All Points Don't Have To Apply To Make One, 'Spiritually Challenged.'
And Ones Intellectual Capacity Isn't The Same As Their Spiritual Receptivity.
You Are Spiritually Challenged If:
1) You Read Christian Messages And Scripture By Reading For Five Minutes, Take A Nap, Then Read For Five More Minutes, Continuing This Process Until You Are Done. (Matthew 5:10)
(You Might Apply The Same To The Reading Of This Message.)
2) You Read Only The First Paragraph, Then Comment About The Whole Article.
3) You Don't Read The Message At All But Then Comment As If You Did.
4) You Think That Because You Are In A Majority Of Spiritually Challenged Folks, That You Must Be Correct. (Matthew 7:13)
5) You Black Out When Listening To Spiritual Speakers Or Writers, Other Than Oprah. (1 Timothy 4; 2 Timothy 3:7)
6) You Think There Is Something To The DUH Vinci Code Because Ron Howard Made A Movie About It. (Romans 1:22)
7) You Cannot Make Any Sense Of The Plain Sense. (1 Corinthians 2:14: Romans 1:19ff)
8) You Know That If God Was In Your Image He Would Be Much More Interesting. (2 Timothy 3:1)
9) The Creature Fascinates You While The Creator Sends You To The Land Of Nod. (Romans 1:25)
10) You Think Deep Pockets Chopra Is Profound Because He Is From India And Talks Slower.
11) Nothing Irritates You More Than Someone Who ISN'T Wishy Washy And Knows What They Believe.
12) You Think You Understand The 'Wide' But Cannot Get A Grip On The 'Deep' Part. (1 Corinthians 2:10)
13) You Think That 'Touched By An Angle' Is Right On Target. (Galatians 1:8,9)
14) You Think That Understanding The Mechanics Of The Rainbow Also Makes The Son Shine Behind It, Irrelevant. (Romans 1:22-25)
15) You Really Believe 'Faith In Faith' Is Enough. (2 Timothy 1:12)
16) When You Don't Like What God Has To Say That You Can Opt For Plan B. (2 Timothy 3:7)
17) You Believe That Had God Presented His Messages In Palatable Three Minute Snippets He Would Have Been Much More Successful. (John 6:66)
18) You Believe That The World Religions Are Compatible, They Just Haven't Figured That Out Yet. (Revelation 17)
19) You Know The Bible Would Have Gone Over Better Had God Given A Brief Summary Of Each Book.
20) You Don't Think Any One Will Notice If You Disagree With Christians Without Giving Any Specific Examples. (Romans 1:20-22)
21) You Are Thinking About Producing A Bible, Which Is In The Format Of USA Today, That Takes Out All References To Sin And A Saviour.
22) You Think The 'Jesus Seminar' Was Convened To Talk About Jesus.
23) You Think You Or Your Organization Better Communicates Truth Than God Did. (2 Timothy 2:15; 3:16,17)
24) Think That Opposing Bush But Praising Castro, AquaDinnerJacket, And Chavez Will Solve The World's Ills.
25) Beam With Pride When Shutting Down A Nuclear Plant In The United States, But Aren't Extremely Concerned About The Nuclear Plants In Islamic And Communist Nations.
26) Think That 'Laying Down Ones Sword And Shield' Happens On the Old Earth.
27) You Think it is all right for you to pick and choose what to spiritualize in scripture, but the Liberals are not allowed that same luxury. (2 Peter 3:16)
28) You Think 'The View' Is A Spiritual Show.
29) You Think Your Inability And Lack Of Desire To Read Spiritual Messages Is Someone Elses Fault.
30) You Respond To A Message That A Child Could Understand With, 'So What's Your Point?' (Matthew 19:13,14)
31) You Think You Can Reject The One Described In John One, But Still Understand What He Says. (John 1:1-5)
32) You Think You Can Preach 'Another Jesus' (1 Cor. 11), And That Won't Affect The Corresponding Message Or Your Understanding Of It. (Galatians 1:8,9)
34) Don't Think Your Lifestyle Influences Your Ability To Understand Spiritual Things. (Romans 1:18)
35) You Think That Because The Watchmaker Isn't Holding The Watch In His Hand That The Watch Must Have Made Itself.
36) You Think That God Will Excuse You Because You Like To Party More Than Read Life And Death Messages. (Revelation 3:14-20)
37) You Think You Can Reject The 'Spirit Of Truth' And Still Understand Truth. (Acts 5:3,4; Acts 13:1,2; John 14:17)
"Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our dear brother Paul also wrote you with the wisdom that God gave him. 16 He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people distort, as they do the other Scriptures, to their own destruction."
(2 Peter 3)
"Go to this people and say, "You will be ever hearing but never understanding; you will be ever seeing but never perceiving." 27 For this people's heart has become calloused; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes. Otherwise they might see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts and turn, and I would heal them.' 28 "Therefore I want you to know that God's salvation has been sent to the Gentiles, and they will listen!" (Acts 28)
Bj Maxwell