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Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
Lyrics On Photo By Cynthia




Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way


Original Songwriter: SIMON, PAUL (Not Simeon)

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Tune 'Kodachrome'

Thanks To The Resident Atheists At The KHOW Facebook Page, i.e., Frank Wetz, Tim Carrier, Manny Goldstein, Scott Schiable And Denise Spinster, For Motivating Me To Finish This Song

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

 Links In Green

To Sing Along With Bondzo, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Minimize.

To Karaoke Do The Same But Click Here.

To Get Bond-Zo's Help In Singing This Song Scroll To The End Of The Song, Click Link.

New Lyrics:

Can't Help But Laugh At Pictographs

Man Places Near My Stall

Makes Me Wonder If Humans Think At All


Pictures Of Evil-ution Hasn't Changed This Bond-Zo None

(Jerry 13:23)

I Don't Need Man's Theories On My Walls



It Makes Man A Different Order

God Says Forty Six In Number

(John 2:19-21)

But Man Did Bad And Threw God's Word Away, Dumb Man!


They Have Their Movie Cameras



And Just Want My Photograph


But Still Can't Take Two Chromosomes Away

(Jerry 13:23)

If You Took All The Chimps I Knew While In The Jungle

And Got Them All Together For Insight

(Frank N Clowns: Frank Wetz/Tim Carrier/Manny Goldstein/Denise Spinster)

"I know they'd never match"

Man's Wis-er Calculations

Says Man's In God's Image, In Black And White (Gen. 1:26,27)



It Makes Man A Different Order

God Says Forty Six In Number (John 2:19-21)

But They Did Bad And Threw God's Word Away, Dumb Man!


(Tim Carrier/Frank Wetz/Manny Goldstein, Scott Schiable, Denise Spinster.)


They Have Their Movie Cameras

And Just Want Bond-Zos Photograph

Still Doesn't Make Me Sir Sean Connery

(Gen.1:11,12,21,24,25;6:20;7:14;Lev.11:14,15,16,19,22,29;19:19; Deut. 14:13,14,15,18)

'After My Kind' My Chromosomes Obey

(Bonzo-48; Man-46)

(Jerry 13:23)

Can't Change Apes, Chimps Monkeys, There's No Way!!

(Gen.1:11,12,21,24,25;6:20;7:14;Lev.11:14,15,16,19,22,29;19:19; Deut. 14:13,14,15,18)

After One's Kind Their Chromosomes Will Stay.

Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes (2x)
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way


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 To Hear Bond-Zo Sing This, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Then Play And Minimize, Then Read New Lyrics Above.

End Of Lyrics

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell


10/29/2012; 08/28/2013; 11/16/2013; 06/18/2014

Greek Alphabet:

"Jesus answered them, 'Destroy this temple, and I will raise it again in three days.' 20 The Jews replied, "It has taken FORTY-SIX years to build this temple, and you are going to raise it in three days?" 21 But THE TEMPLE he had spoken of WAS HIS BODY." (John 2)

Ἄδαμ - Adam - Man = 46 In Greek


In The Old Testament Greek Septuagint. (Genesis 2:20) -And The Greek New Testament, 'Adam' Has A Number Value Of 46

"22 For as IN ADAM (46) all die, so in Christ all will be made alive....45 So it is written: "The first MAN ADAM (46) became a living being"; the last ADAM (46), a life-giving spirit."

(1 Cor. 15:22,45)

In Adam All Die For The First Time. This Shows When The Evolutionist Has To Put The Start Of Evolution, Because Evolution Depends On 'Survival Of The Fittest' And Death To Start The Process Of Evolution. However, We See That Man's Number (Chromosomes) Even In The Beginning Was 46 As It Is Today, So Therefore No Evolution Of Man Occured.


In A Nutshell, Man Hasn't Evolved From Monkeys-48, Or Apes-48 From The Beginning And Their Is No Evidence Of A Common Evolutional Ancestor From Which All Of These Have Come From. However, God Is The Creator Of All, And 'After Their Kind' They Will Stay.

For Fun Work Out The Number Value Of 'Adam' In English Using The Same Numbering System. It Also Works Out To 46.

"Can the Ethiopian change his skin or the leopard its spots? Neither can you do good who are accustomed to doing evil." (Jeremiah 13:23)

For Those That Claim That Evolution Doesn't Teach Monkey Or Ape To Man Evolution, Here Are The Following Quotes:

"He said nothing about ape to human evolution, but his categorization of humans with the apes certainly encouraged later naturalists to think of the two as related by descent. As early as 1794, the philosophe Delisle de Sales (Histoire philosophique du monde primitif) commented that the apes "seem to form an intermediate line between animals and human beings."

"At the other end of the spectrum, some — far from separating humans and apes — suggested that apes were not intrinsically different from human beings. In particular, James Burnett, Lord Monboddo argued at length (Of the Origin and Progress of Language, 1774, vol. II, book 2) for the idea that apes were merely wild variants of human beings."

"Jean-Baptiste Lamarck (1744-1829), however — a former soldier who had been decorated for bravery — seems to have been the first naturalist with the nerve to propose publicly and explicitly that human beings had evolved from apes (Philosophie zoologique, 1809):

Certainly, if some race of apes, especially the most perfect among them, lost, by necessity of circumstances, or some other cause, the habit of climbing trees and grasping branches with the feet, … , and if the individuals of that race, over generations, were forced to use their feet only for walking and ceased to use their hands as feet, doubtless … these apes would be transformed into two-handed beings and … their feet would no longer serve any purpose other than to walk."