Nobody Loves Me Better,
Osteenification Of America
'Nobody Loves Me Better, But....'
Church Revises His Story...
New And Improved Lyrics And Links By Bj Maxwell
Tune By Carly Simon
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Thankyou Jesus For Your Guidance
' ' Means In The Original Song.
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"Nobody" Loves Me Better
Jesus, We've Learned
From The Best
But Now We're Great At Blending Together
Jesus, Here's The Rest
You Weren't 'Lookin' But Lucky 'You Found Me'
'I Tried To Hide' All Your Big Fights
There In Matthew Twenty One, And In Twenty Three
I'm "Keeping All" Your Secrets
And Nobody Loves Me Better
But You Said, Greater Works I'll Do
Nobody Wants To Do It Quite The Way
I'm Here To Tweak The Good News
But The Times 'that you' Told Them 'whenever you' Scold Them
So Anti Semitic And Judging Too.
(Matthew 21& 23)
'That Keeps Me From Runnin' So Thanks
'keep it comin'
What Not To Do By Watching You
Nobody Loves Me Better
Jesus We've Learned
From The Best
Scripture Says, We Are As Gods
(Psalm 82:5-7; John 10:34-36)
Jesus, Here's The Rest
Line Of Least Resistance
Is The Best
Blend In With The Rest
(He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile)
Look Just Like The Rest
Live Just Like The Rest
Die Just Like The Rest
'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.' 7 But you will die like mere men; you will
fall like every other ruler." (Psalm 82)
Jesus, What A Mess
Fry Just Like The Rest?
You Jump Into A Lake (Of Fire) Because Everybody Else Did
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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
"I said, 'You are "gods";
you are all sons of the Most High.' 7 But you will die like mere men; you will fall like
every other ruler." (Psalm 82)
"Back in the Garden of Eden, after Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, they hid. In
the cool of the day, God came to them and said, 'Adam, Eve, where are you?' They said,
'God, we're hiding because we are naked.' I love the way God answered them. He said, 'Adam,
who told you that you were naked?' In other words, 'Who told you that something was wrong
with you?' God immediately knew the enemy had been talking to them. God is saying to you today, 'Who told you that
you don't have what it takes to succeed?'"
Becoming a Better You: 7 Keys to Improving Your Life Every Day New York: Free Press, 2007 Page 9)
Found Here And Here.
Refutation Of Joel:
"10 He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid
because I was naked;
I hid." 11 And he said, "Who told you that you were naked?
Have you eaten from the tree that I COMMANDED YOU NOT TO
" 12 The man said, "The woman you
put here with me
--she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it." 13 Then
the LORD God said to the woman, "What is this you have done?" The woman said, "The serpent
and I ate." (Genesis 3)
"JESUS ENTERED THE
TEMPLE AREA AND DROVE OUT ALL WHO WERE BUYING AND SELLING THERE. HE OVERTURNED TABLES of the money changers and THE BENCHES
OF THOSE SELLING DOVES. 13 "It is written," he said to them, " 'My house will be called
a house of prayer,' but you are making it a 'den of robbers.'14 The blind and the lame
came to him at the temple, and he healed them.15 But when the chief priests and the teachers
of the law saw the wonderful things he did and the children shouting in the temple area, "Hosanna to the
Son of David,"they were indignant. 16 "Do you hear what these children are saying?" they asked him. "Yes,"
replied Jesus, "have you never read, " 'From the lips of children and infants you have
ordained praise'?"17 And he left them and went out of the city to Bethany,
where he spent the night." (Matthew 21)
in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree
by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "MAY YOU NEVER
BEAR FRUIT AGAIN!" IMMEDIATELY THE TREE WITHERED. 20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How
did the fig tree wither so quickly?" they asked. 21 Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth,
if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree,
but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be
done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." (Matthew 21)