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Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Tebow Knows
Lyrics On Photo By Cynthia Maxwell


Tebow Knows

'CM' Placed A Few Places Where Her Suggestions Were Used.

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Formerly Sung By 'Blood, Sweat And Tears'

Links In Green

Formerly 'Spinning Wheel'

If You Know The Tune And Like Karaoke, Hold Down The Shift Key Click Here Then Minimize, To Sing New Lyrics Below.


If You Need Help, Arnold Sings This Tune Below. Just Scroll To End Of Song And Click The Link, Minimize, Then Sing With Him To The New Lyrics.




Tebow Knows



Picked Him Up, Then Put Him Down


Treat Tebow Like Super Clown


 (Do Ends Justify The Means?)

Tebow Took Just Half A Year To Playoff Win


Pay A. Ton To Manning

Til Your Wallets Real Thin.

No More Money, But You Got Super Bowl
Took Two Years, You've Been Super Rolled

Ticket Cost Thousands, But You Never Learn


Pay A. Ton To Manning


Burning a Hole in My Pocket

Feel The Wicked Ticket Burn.


Did You Have An Uplifting Time

On Your Trip To Quick Bankruptcy?


One Thin Dime! One Fat Change!









Did You Find That Reflecting Dime


To Just Remind, You Bout This Rhyme?

 And Show You The Savior,That Is Real

Pay Ton Manning, Yes, He Loves You.
Sixty Million, In Two Years Too.
But John Keep 'Your Troubles', All To Your Self

Pay-Ton Caught Your Pony
Elways Records On Back Shelf.



'Vinny's' waiting just for you  


Roulette Wheel Is Orange And Blue

Millions Of Dollars To Super Ride.


'Ride' This High Priced 'pony'

'Til The', Horse Manure Fly.








What You Reap, Is What You've Sown



Pay-Ton Thinks, Tebow Knows


You Think It's All Bout Football, That's A Lyin Sin


Liked This Denver Bronco



Until He Didn't Win


You Think It's All Bout Fitness And Super Bowl.

(1 Tim. 4:7,8)


 Forgot To Witness And Tebow Home.

(Philippians 4:4-9)


 Talkin Bout Faith In Faith, But Christ You Spurn

(2 Tim 1:12)


Rode This 'Painted Pony.'


(Tebow Pass To Thomas To Win Playoff Game In Half A Year)

(Ephesians 2:8-10)


Then You Did The Tebow Burn.



Tim Did Fine As 'A Directing Sign.'


To The 'Straight And Narrow Highway'

(Matt. 7:13,14)



Tebow Knows Bout The Highest Prize

(Phil. 3:12-15)


So Let Christ Shine And Renew Your Mind

(Rom. 12:1,2; 2 Cor. 3:18; Eph. 4:23; Col. 3:10)


 And Show You The Color That Redeems.

The Color Song


Jesus Is Waiting, Tried And True.



Tebow Knows, God Loves You.


Drop All Your Troubles, 'Down By The River Side.'


(Down By The Riverside)



Catch This Horse And Rider


 To The Heavenly Prize.



God's Son Is Waiting, Tried And True. 


 John Three Sixteen, God Loves You

(John 3:16-18)


Give Him Your Troubles 'Down By The Riverside'.


(Down By The Riverside)


Take God's Horse And Rider


 And Get The Highest Prize.

(Phil. 3:12-15)


To Hear Arnold Sing This, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize, Then Read The New Lyrics Above.


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell






Love To The Father, Son And Holy Spirit For Inspiring Me And Giving Me Purpose.

Love To My Wife Cynthia For Her Love, Support And Believing In Me. Also Thanks To Her For Her Constructive Suggestions And The Promoting Of These Songs. ;-D




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My Wife And I Toured The Focus On The Family Headquarters In Colorado Springs. We Were Impressed And Believe That Organizations Like This Are Needed.

However, Pat Robertson said something at his 700 club/clique on Television, that angered and alarmed me and got me to rethink the narrow focus on the family. He said that couples need to have children because if one of the spouse dies then the other spouse will be all alone.


He said this in a very smug way, showing his lack of understanding of God's presence and the role others should play in our lives.

He told those that couldn't have children or chose not to have children that if their spouse passed away that they would be alone forevermore.


He is not a part of the Focus on the Family organization as far as I know. Still, what he said, reflects the typical view of conservative Christians, which includes Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the family.


What about Church and What about Community:


"Tom Sine Writes, 'You won't find anything in the Bible that supports the idolatrous preoccupation with protecting the individual biological family that characterizes many conservative Christian groups today. Read the New Testament again. There is very little mention of family. There is certainly nothing in the Bible about protecting the family as it is." (How Right is the Right, pg 134, Frame and Tharpe)


The focus on the biological family including the overemphasis on having children is a narrow focus that takes our eyes off the bigger picture. Going to church on Sunday, only focusing on one's own family, ministry or club while neglecting the rest of the community is nothing short of selfish.


Only one that was too family oriented would think that a person would be all alone if their spouse died. I would be devastated if my wife passed away, I might not ever completely recover. However, I would not be alone. I would have Christ and my involvement in Church and Community.


"Most contemporary churches, however, have abandoned the parish concept, have lost sight of the vital role they play in communities. People leave their communities to attend church across town or in another town. Personal preference for a particular church takes precedence over community commitment." (Ibid, pg 134)


It is this kind of group/family thinking that makes it difficult to get other Christians to fellowship outside the Church Walls.

So if anything would result in Christians being all alone, it would be this ridiculous and selfish notion that our biological family is all there is.


I have seen many couples that focus on their children to the neglect of each other and others.  


Some people have had children just to keep their marriages together.


Children are not to be the main focus in a family.


If spouses neglect or inadvertently abuse each other, even in the interest of taking care of their children, the children will learn more from this negative than any focus on the child will ever accomplish.


Children learn respect for others by watching the respect couples show each other and others.


If spouses don't respect each other, it shows in the way the children act.


I've noticed many Stepford wives of Miles Apart Ministry leaders that looked like they were being dragged to church and were only tolerating certain others until they got back home to their families or back to their preferred people group.


"In summary, as moderates, we encourage a broad discussion of cultural values, one that includes, but is not dominated by, a narrow focus on the family. We encourage all people to recognize the price this country has paid by losing sight of the importance of community. After all, the Bible does not dictate exactly what constitutes a family. It does, however, make clear that we owe responsibilities toward our parents and children, husbands and wives, sisters and brothers, friends and neighbors, and even our enemies. (Ibid, pg 138)


There is a group think that pervades our Churches as well.




More on this later.


BJ Maxwell

Revised 03/04/2006