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Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Hi, Thrilled To Meet You!!
Mike The Maniacal Mormon Wants You!!!

Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Play, Minimize And Sing New Lyrics Above.
Start Singing As Soon As The Music Starts.

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Found Me My Baby Giver

Mike The Maniacal Mormon Image By Robert Smith

Lyrics On Image By Cynthia Maxwelll

Constructive Criticism And Support By Cynthia Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Supporting Links In Green

Karaoke Coming Soon


'Down By The Lazy River' Sung By The Osmonds

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To Hear This Song Sung, Scroll To The End Of The Song And Click Link.


Found Me My Baby Giver


G, C, G

Spiritually Dead And Corrupt

(Romans 1:21-26)

G, C, G
Before We Lose Our Tithes

G, C,
Gotta Build Our Own Cities

Why Don't You Populate With Me....(Hee, Hee, Hee)

G, C, G
Proseletyzing Tonight

G, C, G
I'll Get a Girl And Keep Her Quiet

(Barefoot And Pregnant)

(Fat Albert-Hey, Hey, Hey)

G, C,
Break It To Her Nice And Easy


'It Won't Be Long ', Til She Thinks As I Think

(2 Tim. 3:5-7)

G, C, G
Found Me My Baby Giver, 'One Big Family'

G, A, D
Bound By A Hazy Scripture , In Timothy 2 Verse Fifteen.

(1 Tim. 2:15)

G, B
If You Sing Our Songs, You'll Be As Gods

(There Ought To Be No Mormons After)

C, F
Believe Joes Books, Christians Join Our Throng.

G, D, G
Payments Down At The Baby River,
Procreate Eternally

Read Between The Lines

(2 Peter 3:15-17)

Switch Plain Sense For Nonsense

We'll Have A Real Hot Time

My Eternal Guest

G, C, G
Theres A
Hot Planet For You

G, C, G
Wham, Bam, Thankyou Too.

G, C
There's That Burning In Her Bosoms

 Come Down, Siblings And Cousins

G, C, F, C
'And down, I said down ' Payments Down, 'I'm goin' ' 'They're Goin...'

G, C, G
Found Me My Baby Giver, 'One Big Family'

G, A, D
Come By Lu's Blazing River,
Mor(m)onic Brother Of J.C.

G, B
She Is Sure To Belong, Christians Sing This Song

C, F
We'll Spread Da-Seed/Deceit, With Our Wives Repeat

(2 Tim. 3:5-7)

G, D, G
Bound By A Hazy Scripture, Just Bout Smooth Deliveries

Short Instrumental 

G, B
We Are Sure To Atone, You Won't Be Alone

C, F
Just Bring All Joes Books, And Sing This Poem


Payments Down At The Baby River, Down...Payment

I Made A Town With My Baby Giver, Town

I'm Going Down To Lu's Blazing River, Down


To Hear Mike The Maniacal Mormon Sing This, Click Here, Play, Minimize And Listen.

"But women will be SAVED THROUGH CHILDBEARING--if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety." (1 Tim. 2:15)

"Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our dear brother PAUL also wrote you with THE WISDOM THAT GOD GAVE HIM. 16 He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain SOME THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND, WHICH IGNORANT AND UNSTABLE PEOPLE DISTORT, AS THEY DO THE OTHER SCRIPTURES, TO THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION. 17 Therefore, dear friends, since you already know this, be on your guard so that you may not be carried away by the error of lawless men and fall from your secure position." (2 Peter 3:15-17)

"having a form of godliness but denying its power. HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. 6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and GAIN CONTROL OVER WEAK-WILLED WOMEN, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth." (2 Tim. 3:5-7)

"The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy."

Journal of Discourses 11:269 (Aug. 19, 1866)



07/28/2012; 06/27/2014


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Mormons Think Mormonism Is Christianity. Found This At The End Of The Osmonds Song 'Down By The Lazy River' At You Tube.

I Found The Following After A You Tube Video Of 'Lazy River' By The Osmonds. Mormons Actually Believe That Mormonism Is Christianity.

"A celebration of 50 years of The Osmonds. This their final performance altogether opening song Down by the Lazy River. As members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (commonly known as Mormons), we stand as Christians to the world, the Osmond's being one of our finest ambassadors, their music and lyrics really stand the test of time!"

You Won't Believe This Cartoon Called The Godmakers, Accurately Describing Mormonism Here.

Part 2- If you can't find a good church-Start one

"O Lord, I ask you to give me,
A MISSION-a call to be sent out
A MINISTRY-those you want me to be sent to
A METHOD-how exactly you want me to carry your ministry out
A MESSAGE- either initial evangelism or discpling existing Christians
THE MOTIVATION- the driving push to get me committed to the work."
We have looked at the Mission, the call to be sent out, next is
The Ministry, those who you are sent out to.
Acts 1:8 (KJV)
But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me
both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria,
and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
It was once explained to me that the succession of people mentioned in this verse may be clarified in this way: look at those who this was spoken to who were the people of ...
Jerusalem? Their familes and friends.
Judea? Those living in the surrounding area of their homes.
Samaria? Their racial enemies. "The Jews had no dealings with the Samaritans" (John 4:9)
The uttermost parts of the earth? Everyone else.

A METHOD-how exactly you want me to carry your ministry out.
It is necessary  that you begin your ministry in prayer, and bathe it in prayer the whole time. Nothing can happen to change a person's heart from darkness and deadness to light and life unless God does it. These words should haunt you...
John 15:4-5 (KJV)
Abide in me, and I in you.
As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me.
{5} I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit:
 for without me ye can do nothing.
And again,
John 6:44 (KJV)
 No man can come to me,
except the Father which hath sent me draw him:
and I will raise him up at the last day.
So to start your ministry, pray: "Lord, send me just one person that you want me to disciple or lead to Christ. And I will be faithful to minister your love to them as you live Your Life through me. In Jesus Name, Amen."
You don't need a whole room full or a whole tent-full of people to start a ministry. One or 2 people who are really dedicated to getting serious about Christ is where to start. If you really get one serious baby Christian to care for, you will have your hands plenty full just answering questions and praying for guidance and ministering seriously to them.  And let's remember the goal...multiplication not necessarily addition. As in this verse:
2 Tim 2:2 (KJV)
 And the things that thou hast heard of me among many witnesses,
 the same commit thou to faithful men,
who shall be able to teach others also.
See, God takes the long view to measure success.. We like to see large numbers of converts and filled pews. God looks into the heart of a person to see of they are dedicated and committed over the long haul. It has been said that 10% of an average evangelical congregation does 90% of the work. This is the problem of seeking a large number of shallow converts who were not discipled properly.
Jesus, the Lord of Glory, spent the bulk of His earthly ministry teaching and training and pouring Himself into 12 men. By our standards, this was either a wasteful use of his brief time and energy, and in terms of numbers He was a failure. But was He really a failure, or was He modelling for us a profound truth about  propagating the Gospel: that a small group of dedicated followers can do more in the long haul than a large mass of casual hangers-on?

A MESSAGE- either initial evangelism or discpling existing Christians.
Depending on the circumstance of the ministry the Lord leads you into, you will either have to start by leading someone to Christ, or you will have an already-saved person who now needs to grow up in Christ. So the message becomes one either of evangelism or discipleship. It has been my experience that some preachers seem to ignore the need for growing their congregations up in the Lord, and are content to keep "getting them saved" week after week with a salvation message that they have heard hundreds of times already. Once they are saved, they are ready to move onward and upward. Get on with it.
So what kinds of things do you need to teach your new disciple?
Who God is, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, what is Their function and everything about them you can.
What is salvation? Moving from darkness to light, repenting of sin and keeping a "short account" with God if you happen to sin. One of the most important verses in all of scripture for this:
1 John 1:8-9 (KJV)
If we say that we have no sin,
we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
{9} If we confess our sins,
he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins,
and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
This is only the dusting of snow on a very large iceberg.
They need to make certain to have invited Christ into their heart, Rev 3:20
They need to know about Christ living in them by the Holy Spirit.
How to pray without ceasing.
What behaviors are acceptable and unacceptable from the scriptures.
How to bind Satan and what wiles Satan uses to tempt us to sin.
How to know that their eternal salvation is secure
 1 John 5:10-13 (KJV)
He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself:
he that believeth not God hath made him a liar;
because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.
{11} And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.
 {12} He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
{13} These things have I written unto you
 that believe on the name of the Son of God;
 that ye may know that ye have eternal life,
 and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
I could go on and on. 
Teach them about the Rapture, death, Hell, Resurrection, Creation vs Evolution, the ten commandments, The Lord's Prayer, how to study the much more. See what I mean about a roomful of converts? If you really teach one person about all this, in such an intensity that they can begin to teach someone else, and more, you will have an astounding ministry.
If you want a good outline of things to start teaching your new disciple, please refer to my evangelistic presentation at
There are many other helps and devotional Bible studies available from this ministry, you need only to ask, I will be happy to provide them.

THE MOTIVATION- the driving push to get me committed to the work.
Again, you need to pray and ask God to warm your stagnant heart, and fill you with His Spirit, and set you on fire to minister to Him. He will answer this prayer. He is waiting to answer it. Are you ready to ask it ?
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