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A Boy Named Sue

A Boy Named Y(A)ESHU

 

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New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Melody By J.C. (Johnny Cash)

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A Boy Named Yeshu

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My Daddy Went Up To Heaven Above, But Left Some Things To Me In Love,

 

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A Trade (Mark 6:3: Matt. 13:55), The Name (Luke 1:30-33) Yeshu-A (Hebrew) And Insous. (Greek-Eeaysous),

Now, I Thank Holy Joseph For Really Tryin,


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After That The Devil Did Some Lyin And Shortened My Hebrew Name To Y.E.S.H.U.

Well, He Must O' Thought It Was Quite A Joke Cause It Got  A Lot of Laughs From 'Lots Of Folk,

 Yeshua Without The 'A' Means, 'We Never Knew Ya'.

Some Gals Would Giggle And I'd See Red,


Some Guy'd Laugh, I Heaped Coals On His Head (Romans 12:20,21), Life Ain't Easy For A Boy Named 'Y.E.S.H.U.',



Well, I Grew Up Quick And I Grew Up Lean, My Prayers Went Deep And My Wits Got Keen, (Isaiah 7:14,15)


I'd Roam From Town To Town And Give My Name. (Jn. 3:18)

But I Made Me A Vow To Heaven Above


That I'd Teach In Many Synagogues And Find The One That Nicknamed Me 'Y.E.S.H.U.'


It Was Sometime In April And I Was Done Praying, While Another Cross Town Was Busy Betrayin,


And I thought I'd stop And Check In On The Boys.

 

 Who Were Keeping Guard While Counting Sheep,

 

And Up Walked Judas, And Some Evil Creeps, And The Slimy, Scummy, Serpent Who Named me 'Yeshu'

I knew That Snake Way Back In Eden, And From A Worn Out Bible My Mother Was Readin. (Isaiah 14:12; Genesis 3:1-14; Ezekiel 28:13-18)


And From That Growth On His cheek And His Evil Eye.

He Was big And Wet And Slimy And Cold,


I Looked At Him And My Blood Ran Cold And I Said,

 Good Evening To Ya, My Name Is Yeshua,  Now Someones Gonna Die!!


Well, I Hit Him Hard Right Between The Eyes And They All Went Down To Their Surprise, (John 18:6,7)


Peter Stepped Up And Cut off a Servants ear. (Luke 22:50,51;John 18:10

But I Picked It Up And Put It Back.


Then All Hells Demons Unleashed Their Scat, And Scripture Says This Was His-Story's Darkest Hour (Luke 22:53)

 

I tell ya, I've Fought Tougher Men But I Really Can't Remember When,

 

He Kicked Like Behemoth And Bit Like Leviathan (Job 40:15-24;41).

I Heard Him Laugh And Then I Heard Him Curse,

 

He Half Quoted Scripture  I Finished The Verse, (Matthew 4) He Stood There Stunned And Speechless' And Said With A Smirk.

 

"Son Of God, This World's Rough And If You're Gonna Make It, You Gotta Be Tough


And I knew I Wouldn't Always Be There To Steer Ya Wrong.

So I Changed Your Name And Said Good Bye.


I Knew You'd Have To Get Tough Or Die

 

And It's The Nickname That Helped To Make You Strong."

 

He Said: 'Now You Just Fought One Hell Of A Fight And I Know You Hate Me, And You Got The Right


To Kill Me Now, And I Wouldn't Blame You If You Do.

But You Ought At Least Thank Me, Before I Fry,

 

For The Gravel In Your Sandals And The Spit In Your Eye.

 

Cause I'm The Fallen Angel (2 Corinthians 11:1-15) That Named You 'Yeshu'.

 

 

 I Said,Tough Is Giving My Life And Freely,

To Raise It Up,  In Three Days Shortly,

And No One Takes My Life Away From Me,

 

It's After Death And Resurrection

 My Name Is Up For Dedication (Philippians 2:5-11)

 

Then All Knees Bend And Tongues Confess That I Am He. (John 8:24,58; Isaiah 48:12-16)

 

 Insous Pronounced Eeaysous And The Greek Name For Jesus, Is In The Greek Septuagint Which Was Written Three Hundred Years Before Christ, Just Look At The Name Joshua

 

Yeshua Is Hebrew For Salvation And Insous Is Derived From This Hebrew Word.

The Abbreviated And Slanderous Form 'Yeshu' And,

"its letters correspond to the abbreviation (יש"ו) for the Hebrew expression ימח שמו וזכרו (yimmach shemo vezikhro), meaning "May his name and memory be blotted out", an expression used for deceased enemies of the Jewish people. The term is explained as such in the medieval Toldoth Yeshu narratives."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshu

Also Check Out The Following Video At 9:13 In It, Which Confirms This. The Blasphemous Things Said Of Yashu, Explains Why Their House Is Left Desolate Until The Day They Say, 'Blessed Is He Who Comes In The Name Of The Lord.'(Matt. 23:37-39)

9:13 In
This Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTXwTjgfc0

"Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus: 6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God: 7 But made himself of no reputation , and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men: 8 And being found in fashion

as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even THE DEATH OF THE CROSS. 9 Wherefore GOD ALSO HATH HIGHLY EXALTED HIM, AND GIVEN HIM A NAME WHICH IS ABOVE EVERY NAME: 10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow , of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11 And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father." (Philippians 2:5-11)

"I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return , That unto me every knee shall bow , every tongue shall swear." (Isaiah 45:23)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjxJztTJ3uU

Bj Maxwell

05/18/2011

Revised

07/12/2011

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Feel Free To Post Or Sing Anywhere Unaltered.

Thanks To Johnny Cash And Shel Silverstein For This Melody.

Thanks To The Tennessee Three For The Instrumental Backup.

The Most Thanks To God For The Inspiration For These Lyrics.

Thanks To Cynthia My Wife For Making My Real World Manageable So I Can Do This And Her Constructive Criticism.