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Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?



Fruitcake Stew Number Two

Formerly 'Mambo Number 5'.

New Lyrics: Bj Maxwell

Constructive Criticism And Input By Cynthia Maxwell. (CM)

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

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Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

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New Lyrics:

Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is,

Fruitcake Stew Number Two 

(Intro: 10 Seconds)

 Five, Four, Three, Two, One

 Everybody On The Bus, Let's Make A Run


 To The New Age Store Around The Bend.

Wanna Fruitcake Blend (CM)

 That Won't Offend.

 Like The Party Last Week

 I Must Be Cheap

With This Holiday Treat

 With Tomato, Bananas And Blood, Red Beets (CM)


 Prunes (CM), Taters And Cream Of Wheat

 Fruitcake Makes It Sweeter

For Great Stew I Thank The Divine Guides


 Faithing's Like Fruitcake Stew, All Faiths Fly

(John 14:6; Acts 4:12)


 It's All Good, Faith's A High

 Do I Hear A Trumpet?

 "A Little Bit" Of Kwaanza If You Please

 "A Little Bit" Of Christmas "Is All I Need..."

 What About The Hindus, Let Me See.

(John 10:6-15)

 A Little Bit Of Santa, Ain't It Fun

 "A Little Bit Of Mary" Where's God's Son?

 A Little Bit Of Hannukah In My Life

 A Little Moroni-ca, Moron-I

(Galatians 1:8,9)
 The Little Bitty Christ Child, Makes Me Cry.

(Instrumental: 21 Seconds)


'Jump up and down and move it all around'

Do The Hanky Panky

(Golden Calf Awards)

 With Every God In Town

 Have Faith In Faith

 Let Feelings Fool

 Don't Believe Jesus Or The Golden Rule

Fruity And  Gay

Embrace All Views

 And With Enough Bland Faith

(Rev. 3:14-20)


You Got Fruitcake Stew



A Little Harmonica On My Side

 A Little Bobby Dylan Makes It Rhyme.

 A Whole Lotta Ketchup, Got It Made

 Every Little Doctrine I Embrace

 Every Combination I Will Taste

 A Little Bit Scary If Not Right

 I Hope I Never Find Out If I'm Blind

 A Little Karma Fruitcake Before The Fry


(Instrumental: 25 Seconds)


Fruitcake Stew #2


Help Me!!


 "Trumpet, The Trumpet"


 A Little Bit Of Vomiting In My Life

A Little Bit Of Pepto By My Side

A Little Bit Depleted, I Need Some Sleep.

 Burning In My Bosom, Feel The Heat?

 A Little Bit Of Tundra On My Tongue


A Little Bit Scary All Night Long

 A Bit Of Diahrhea, In My Depends.


This Fruitcake Stew's A Frightening Blend.



'I - do - all'-To

Not Offend Any Divine Guides


Don't Know Who's Wrong And Who's Right

 Just That I'm Gonna Puke Or Die



Fruitcake Stew #2

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Constructive Criticism And Input By Cynthia Maxwell

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell




You Are a Hopeless Liberal if You:
Think the Cambrian Explosion is a Minor Point Hardly Worth Mentioning.
Don't Think it Odd That the Meteor Only Killed Dinosaurs and Birds With Teeth.
Think the 'Origin of Species' by Darwin actually explains the Origin of Species.
Believe 'To Each His Own', Except When You Spot A Conservative.
You Think That if We Just Let Terrorists Rule The World They Would Stop Being Terrorists.
BJ Maxwell 08/29/2006

Some Additions:

Know there are no absolutes, except that Conservatives are absolutely wrong.

Think That Jerry Springer is an educational show and also a great dancer.

Cannot Understand why Your Liberal Views Aren't Working On Your Family


Don't Think It Hypocritical To Be Liberal In Your World View but Conservative In The Upbringing Of Your Family.

Were Tempted To Name Your First Child Gandhi

Understand that Your Watch Needed a Designer and Builder But Think the Universe came about Through a Mere Explosion.

Say There Is No Evidence For God But Cannot Say What Kind of Evidence Would Convince You of His existence.

You Think That Hitler Just Needed a Good Talking To.

Your Second Best Argument is to Read the First Paragraph of a Conservative Article and Then Say, 'So What Is Your Point' OR 'I Disagree.'

Try to Save the Whales But Not the Unborn.

Bj Maxwell



One Liners Sum Up Your View Of Conservatives While Using Numerous Oxymorons To Sum Up Your Own.

Think That The Word 'Innocent' Is Only One Of Those Many Filler Words That Conservatives Use To Prove Their Point.

Bj Maxwell




Are You A Liberal Or An Enabler?

You Condemn The Preemptive Doctrine Of Bush (First Strike) But Not The Preemptive Doctrine Of Abortionists.

Part One:

Part Deux: