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Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?



Word's Up

Formerly 'Word Up' By Cameo And Korn

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Try Singing To The Karaoke Below.


If You Need Help Or Would Like Rapper Cynthia To Rap It, Scroll To The Bottom Of This Song And Click Link.

Word's Up:


Yo, All You Earthlings Around The Woyld

Got A Word Thing To Show You

So Tell All Those Jews And Goyls

Read The Old And The New

And The Prophets Too

(John 5:39,40)

God The Word Lived Among You

(John 1:1-3,12,14,18)

It's Foretold Just What You'd Do

(Ps. 2;Ps. 22:16-18; Daniel 9:25-27; Isaiah 53)

Wagged Those Heads, Hands Were Red

(Mark 15:29,30; Matt. 27:39,40)


(Michael Brown, Hands Stained With Blood)

1 Kings 19:10,14; Isaiah 1:4-6; Matt. 23:27-39; Acts 7:51-53)

He Came And Bled

They Look Upon Him With Puffed Up Heads

(Ps. 22:7,12)

Cast Your Lots
(Ps. 22:18)

Take Your Shots

(Mark 14:65;John 18:22,23)

Fifty Three Isaiah, Saith Layeth In Rich Man's Plot. (Is. 53:9,10)


Words Up

Scriptures Say Three Nights And Days, He Was Raised

(Is. 53:9,10; 1 Cor. 15:1-5)

Thereafter And The Word Then Flew Away

Word's Up, He's 'The New Word'

'No Matter' How 'You Say It.'

You Can Fly Like A Bird

Now All You Bad Pharisees

All Makes And Kinds

You Think That God Is So Pleased.

He'll Be Back And Make You Cry

(Zech. 12:10ff)

"You Try To Put On Those Airs" And Act Real Schooled

'But You Got To Realize'

That You're Just Satan's Tools

Moshe Shulman

As You Speak To Him Your Lies

The Word Won't Dance

But He Sure Did Fly

And You're Running Out Of Time

Song And Dance, Song And Dance

Song And Dance For Me, Papa

Wake Up Christians, Tell Them,'Who's The Word.'

Word's Up

On Rapture Day, Then We'll Fly Away

Bible Says, Salvation Day.

(2 Cor. 6:2)


Dial 'H' For High As In Fly

'Come on, all you' Christians 'say'

L-O-O-K  UP, W-O-R-D-S  UP

To Rap With Rapper Cynthia, Hold Down The Shift Key, Click Here, Minimize And Rap The New Lyrics Above.


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

08/26/2013; 08/28/2013; 0907/2013


Gotta Have Faith

 "Since all Christians have an anointing from God, we don’t need to accept whatever someone says simply because he claims to be God’s anointed.On touching God’s anointed, that’s the CRI perspective. I'M HANK HANEGRAAFF

"Some Anagram Answer Man From Santa This Or That Land Said, Reject The Plainer Sense. Hit Them Hard In Their Money Bone, And Make The Whole Bunch Of Truth Past Tense.", Here.

I Agree With Hank's Quote Above, And This Is Why I Must Disagree With Hank's Faith Busting Way Of Looking At Scripture. Hank's Books Are Being Sold In Christian Bookstores Everywhere And  He Denies The Literalness Of The 'Mark Of The Beast Here.', While The Bible Disagrees Here; The Six Creation Days, Here, While The Bible Disagrees Here, And Who Knows What Else. His Way Of Looking At Scripture Leads To Full Preterism And Liberalism i.e., Unbelief. What Is Frightening Is How He Concludes Scripture Isn't To Be Believed.

"While many Preterists are not liberal in their overall theology, this movement LEADS TO LIBERALISM. If all the language of Scripture pertaining to the Second Coming of Christ is not to be taken historically and in a normal sense, THEN WHY NOT TAKE THE VIRGIN BIRTH OF CHRIST, for example, or other miracles in a "spiritualized" way, as the Preterists do in reference to prophecy? Preterism opens the door for similar liberal departure." (The Fatal Mistakes Of Liberalism)





"We have much to say about this, but it is hard to explain because you are SLOW TO LEARN. 12 In fact, though by this time you ought to be teachers, YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU THE ELEMENTARY (Fundamental) TRUTHS of God's word all over AGAIN. You need milk, not solid food! 13 Anyone who lives on milk, being still an infant, is not acquainted with the teaching about righteousness. 14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)


YOU NEED SOMEONE (Who Doesn't Deny The Essentials Or Teaches A Method That Leads To A Denial Of The Essentials) TO TEACH YOU THE ELEMENTARY TRUTHS of God's word all over AGAIN.         

Not Believing Scripture In One Place As Hank Does Not, Leads To Not Believing And Obeying Scripture Elsewhere. 

14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Our Walks With God Are Not Only About What We're For But What We're Against:

"Inside Some Silly Sisterns Really 'Liked' The Scripture Twister, Known For What He's For, Not Against. (2 Tim. 3:16,17) They Said, Turn Us On Honey To Something Weak And Runny, 'Play The Song' Bout The Wet Sloppy Kiss.",


 Norman Geisler On Hank's Book 'The Last Disciple':

"In rejecting a futurist interpretation of Revelation, LD must reject a literal interpretation of many passages in Revelation and in Matthew 24-25 which they claim were fulfilled in the first century. And if this same non-literal method were applied to other passages like the Gospels, then it would undermine historical Christianity. Hence, the issue is of great importance. So, on this matter we must respectfully disagree agreeably with our good friend Hank Hanegraaff." (More Here.)



        Cherry Picking What One Is Going To Believe About The Second Coming And The Events Surrounding It Is What Faithless Heretics Do. Check Out How Peter Compares How One Believes What He Says About Christ's Second Coming To How They Are Going To Or Not Going To Live A Holy Life:

"But the day of the Lord will come LIKE A THIEF. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be DESTROYED BY FIRE, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. 11 SINCE EVERYTHING WILL BE DESTROYED IN THIS WAY, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE OUGHT YOU TO BE? YOU OUGHT TO LIVE HOLY AND GODLY LIVES."

(2 Peter 3)

Many Preterists Don't Believe That The Earth Will Be 'Destroyed In This Way', And Peter Doesn't Really Mean What He's Saying Here, So Since, Everything Won't Be 'Destroyed In This Way', Preterists Aren't Motivated To 'Live Holy And Godly Lives.' Two Reasons The Preterist Will Remain A Perpetual Babe In Christ, Not To Mention Who Else He Or She Deceives Along The Way.


"For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. 13 Nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account." (Hebrews 4)

Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture, To The Tune, Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover Here.



Hank Hannegraffs Denial Of The Literalness (Unbelief) Of Aspects Of The Second Coming Are Inexcusable. If We Are To Believe A Pastor, Teacher Or Author Can Influence Folks Toward Faith, Then It Follows That They Can Influence Folks Toward Unbelief.


 More Here



How Can We Effectively Encourage Faith, While Promoting Those That Encourage Unbelief?

Hank Is A Partial Preterist, Though He Doesn't Adhere To All Of It.

 "Preterism rests on a faulty hermeneutic and raises serious concerns for sincere students of Scripture. Consider the following; Preterism:

1. Destroys the Literal Meaning of the Bible.

Once you start arguing that the language of prophecy cannot be taken literally, you are NOT THAT FAR REMOVED from not taking the rest of the Bible literally either. Preterists are following the dangerous path of liberalism which began denying predictive prophecy and soon rejected the literal interpretation of creation, the flood, the virgin birth of Christ, His vicarious death and bodily resurrection."


14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

"Therefore let us leave the ELEMENTARY TEACHINGS about Christ and GO ON TO MATURITY, not laying again the FOUNDATION of repentance from acts that lead to death, and of faith in God, 2 instruction about BAPTISMS, THE LAYING ON OF HANDS, THE RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD AND ETERNAL JUDGMENT. 3 And God permitting, we will do so. 4 It is impossible for those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, who have shared in the Holy Spirit, 5 who have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the coming age, 6 if they fall away, to be brought back to repentance, because to their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace....

'GO ON TO MATURITY.' (Hebrews 6)

One Must Study And Be Taught By Those That Know And Believe The Elementary Truths And Know And Believe What Is Elementary And Fundamental Before They Can Go On To Maturity.

"1 Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly." (James 3)

What Is Maturity?

"14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Even though we speak like this, dear friends, we are confident of better things in your case--THINGS THAT ACCOMPANY (Follow) SALVATION. 10 God is not unjust; he will not forget your work and the love you have shown him as you have helped his people and continue to help them. 11 We want each of you to show this same diligence to the very end, in order to make your hope sure. 12 We do not want you to become lazy, but to IMITATE THOSE WHO THROUGH FAITH and patience inherit what has been promised." (Hebrews 6)


What Follows Salvation?

'IMITATE(ING) THOSE WHO THROUGH FAITH (Not Unbelief Or Watering Down The Word Of God) and patience inherit what has been promised." (Hebrews 6)

Being A Believer In Christ And His Word Is To Believe The Bible (2 Tim. 2:15; 3:16,17), The Word Of God And All The Scripture That Says Despite All Our Imperfections, Being A Christ One Is About Being For Christ And Ultimately Like Christ, Thereby Hating Every Thought And Teaching That Opposes Christ (2 Cor. 10:3-5; 1 Pete 3:11), To Expose The Darkness With God's Light (Eph. 5:11), To Judge Righteously (Jn. 7:24), Distinguish Good From Evil, Not Just To Be For Good And Ignore Evil Or Pretend It Doesn't Exist. (Hebrews 5:12-14), Meat Eaters Not Babes. It Is To Believe The Whole Counsel Of God (Acts 20:27-30). Any Other Way Is To Be Out Of Touch With God's Reality And In Actuality Following Another Jesus (2 Cor. 11:1-15), Another Gospel And Another Spirit That Cannot Save (Gal. 1:8,9), The Lion Of Least Resistance, Not The Lion Of Judah And Only Makes One A Gullible Sheeple. The Whole Counsel Of God Is What Faith In God And His Word Is All About And Ultimately Leads To Obedience. (James 2:18)

Bj Maxwell