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Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
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Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
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The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
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The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
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Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
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There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
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Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

 "Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things. " (Philippians 4:8)

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The Branson Experiment:

If You Are Happy With Where The World Is Headed And What The World Typically Has To Offer, This Experiment Is NOT For You.

If The Disintegration Of The Family i.e., 50 % Divorce Rate, Sky High Abortion Rates, Anti God Messages By The Boat Load And Unbridled Immorality On Television Doesn't Concern You Then You're Probably Past The Point Of Return Anyhow.

If You Have No Problem With Lining The Pockets Of Entertainers That Are Actually Opposed To Christ And What Is Good And Decent Then Rock On With Your Bad Self.

If Degenerate Housewives, Homosexual Sitcoms, Ceremonies That Award Wickedness And Political Correctness Are What Occupies Your Time Then Enjoy It While It Lasts.

The People Of The Night Are Becoming The Norm And Are Pounding On Our Doors Because We Are In Retreat And Are Hiding, And Are Willing To Offer Our Families As An Unholy Sacrifice. (Story Of Lot )

If You Are Of The Moral Minority And Are Deeply Concerned About This Then Please Consider The Following Experiment.

Here's The Experiment:

Try Putting Your Money, Interests And Time Where Your Mouth Is And Support Things That Foster And Encourage The Kind Of Environment You Want You And Your Family To Live In, And See Whether That Makes An Impact.

The Argument That We Are Only Delaying The Inevitable Is A Legitimate Argument, But We Should Occupy Until He (Christ) Comes (Luke 19:13) And That Doesn't Mean To Occupy Space While You Sit On Your 'Blessed Assurances' In Front Of The Boob Tube, Being A Boob.

Cynthia And BJ Of This Here Maxwells House Have Been To Branson, Missouri Three Times So Far.

The First Time As A Couple Was Great.

This Was The Most Faith Based Vacation To Date, Because We Bussed There, And Boy Was That A Faith Testing Experience.

At First We Thought That Maybe The Bus We Were On Served Doubly As A Bus For Prisoners Too.

Then We Gladly Walked Everywhere (Great Exercise After Them Great Buffets) While We Were There And When We First Arrived, A Christian Couple Offered Us A Ride To Our Motel On The Other End Of Country Music Blvd And Even Took Us On A Scenic Tour.

We Have Found That These Faith Testing Times Are Most Memorable (Not As Enjoyable) And Remind Us That God Is Watching Over Us.

But God Doesn't Seem To Do The Same Thing Twice In The Same Way, So We Are Open To The Many Ways God Works.

"things are never the same way twice," (Aslan-Prince Caspian)

Its A Mindset That Is Open To What God Has In Store.

We Want What We Have, Rather Than Having Everything We Want And Learn That Father Knows Best.

When One Thinks The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side Of The Fence, They Are Never Content Or Happy.

We Can See The Negative And Tragic Consequenses Of Such Covetous Thinking.

Cynthia Went To Branson As A Child Many Times And Clued Hubby Bj In On This Great Place.

The Second Time Mamma Maxwell Of The Renowned Maxwell Clan Came With Us And Generously Provided The Transportation.

We Had A Great Time

Cynthia And Bj Then Got Interested In Vacations With A Spiritual Twist.

Israel Was Out Of The Question Because It Was Risky, Expensive And We Weren't Particularly Interested In Where Jesus Had Been But Where He Is Now.

The Third Time To Branson Is Coming Up,

This Is Becoming A Body Building Experience.

Body In The Sense Of Body Of Christ. (1 Cor. 12; Eph. 4)

"The eye cannot say to the hand, "I don't need you!" And the head cannot say to the feet, "I don't need you!" 22 On the contrary, those parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable," (1 Cor. 12)

 

Here Is How This Is Playing Out So Far:

Cynthia Discovered That During Our Anniversary, Branson Missouri Was Having A 'WorldView, Family Reunion Conference', With Several Great Christian Speakers.  

This Happens Often In Branson.

We Also Thought That The 'Family Reunion' Aspect Of This Conference Was A God Hint That We Ought To Get Our Respective Families Involved.

This Effort Will Be For Years To Come Seeing That The Conferences Are Yearly, And Branson Always There, With No One Able To Say, I've Been To Branson Once And Have Seen It All.

Familial Responsibilities Has Kept Some Maxwells From Joining Us This Year, But Maybe Next Time.

If One Saves 25 Dollars Per Pay Day For One Year They Can Afford Branson.

Certainly, This Is What We And Many Others Needed To Charge Them Batteries And To Be Better Equipped To Advance Intelligently With The Good News. (2 Timothy 2:15; 1 Peter 3:15)

Seeing That The Theme Of This Conference Is 'WorldViews' And 'Family Reunion' We Thought, 'What Better, Affordable, Wholesome, Family Friendly, And Educational Way To Come Together With The Maxwell Clan From Near And Far And With Cynthias Family As Well?

Well Mamma Maxwell Was The First To Join Us In This Experiment, Though She Wouldn't Call It That.

She Just Wants To Have Fun!

Then Cynthia At Bj's Behest Invited The Maxwells From The South To Meet Us, And Come To Find Out They Frequent Branson Missouri Often And Are Branson Experts.

They Are Happy To Meet Us In Branson.

Cynthia Did A Thorough And Exhaustive Study Of Car Rental Options And Though A Viable But Sometimes Pricey Possibility, We Took Mamma Maxwells Awesome Offer Of Her New Silver Bullet To Get Us There.

Having A Car Helps In Getting To Some Things In Branson

If You Want Some Information On Car Rental Email Cynthia Here With 'Car Rental To Branson' In The Subject Box.

Bj Discovered That In May Of 2009 Branson Will Have A New Airport To Take Folks Right There.

This Will Make Our Family Reunions Even More Possible.

But Even Better Yet Than A Particular Family Reunion Why Not A Spiritual Family Reunion Where Believers All Over The U.S. And Yes Even The World Get Together To Support That Which Is Good And God And Refuse That Which Is Not.

For All That Branson Has To Offer Click Here.

It Is A Major Mistake To Believe That Branson Is Nothing But Country Music.

They Have Fantastic Buffets Galore, Inexpensive Motels And Hotels, Shows, Events, Trains And Numerous Craft Shops And Artisans That Inspire Cynthia And Bj In Their Own Small Crafts Here.

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