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Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
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Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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 Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds

Whenever 'IN Clouds' (There Is No Greek Definite Article, 'The'), And It's Referring To Saints.

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You Better Not Doubt

(1 Cor. 15:2; John 20:27-31)

 

The Whole Price Is Paid

(1 Cor. 15:1-5)

He'll Wait IN Clouds

(1 Thess. 4:16,17)

These Clouds Are The Saints 

(Jn. 14:6)

Jesus Christ Is Waiting IN Clouds

(1 Thess. 4:16,17)

He's Checking The Book

The Great Book Of Life

(Rev. 3:5;13:8;17:8;20:12,15;21:27)

Gonna Sky Hook, Those Written Inside

(1 Thess. 4:16,17)

No

Yes

Jesus Christ Then Greets Us IN Clouds

(1 Thess. 4:16,17)

"He sees" That You Are "sleeping" (CM)

 

When You Should Be Awake.

(Rom. 13:11; Eph. 5:14)

 

If You Profess To Know The Christ

Then Obey For Heaven's Sake.

(Eph. 2:8-10; Hebrews 6:9,10)

The Rest, 'Better Watch Out'

 

When They're Left Behind 

(Matt. 24;Revelation Four Forward)

 

Trib-u-la-tion

 

Means They Will Be Tried

 

Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds.

(Daniel 7:13; Mark 13:26; 14:62; Matthew 26:64; Revelation 1:7)

 

"He sees" That You Are "sleeping" (CM)

 

When You Should Be Awake.

(Rom. 13:11; Eph. 5:14)

If You Profess To Know The Christ

Then Obey For Heaven's Sake.

(Eph. 2:8-10; Hebrews 6:9,10)

The Rest, 'Better Watch Out'

When They're Left Behind

(Matt. 24;Revelation Four Forward)

Trib-u-la-tion

Means They Will Be Tried

Jesus Christ Is Coming IN Clouds

(Daniel 7:13; Mark 13:26; 14:62; Matthew 26:64; Revelation 1:7)

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Whenever 'IN Clouds' (There Is No Greek Definite Article, 'The'), And It's Referring To Saints.

"(13:24-27) The functional disturbances in the sun, moon, and stars occur at the close of the great Tribulation period, and are literal. These are spoken of in the sixth seal judgment (Rev. 6:12-14). There is no definite article before the word 'clouds.' The Son of man will come in clouds, clouds of glorified saints and angels. The Revelation speaks of this in 19:11-16. The word nephele (clouds) is used of a multitude of individuals in 1 Thessalonians 4:17, where the saints will be caught up in clouds (no article) at the Rapture, and in Hebrews 12:1, where the writer visualizes the crowds that pack the Greek stadium.

The Word was used in classical Greek of an army of soldiers. The second advent of Messiah is spoken of here." (Wuest's Word Studies from the Greek New Testament -, Volume 1 By Kenneth Samuel Wuest; Pg. 252)

"For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them IN CLOUDS  (No Definite Article, 'The' In Greek) to meet the Lord IN THE AIR. And so we will be with the Lord forever. 18 Therefore encourage each other with these words." (1 Thessalonians 4:16,17)

"Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a CLOUD of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight and the sin that clings so closely, and let us run with perseverance the race that is set before us.." (Hebrews 12:1)

"But in those days, following that distress, " 'the SUN WILL BE DARKENED, and the moon will not give its light; 25 the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. ' 26"At that time MEN WILL SEE the Son of Man coming IN (EV) CLOUDS (No Definite Article, 'The' In Greek) with great power and glory. 27And he will send his angels and gather (Assemble) his elect (The Elect) from the four winds, FROM THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO THE END OF THE HEAVENS." (Mark 13:26) "at akrown gace hos akrown ouranoun"-from the extremity of earth to the extremity of heaven (Greek Interlinear)

 

 

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Will The Accused Please Take The Stand?

If The KJV Was Good Nuf Fer The Apostle Paul, It's Good Nuf Fer Me

Christmas Time For Me Was About Majoring On The Minors And Minoring On The Majors

Excuse Me, I Have Just One More Question

Not A Prophet, A Non Profit

Focus On The Family OF GOD

Free Grace Versus Working And Paying Your Way To Heaven

Why Do I Capitalize Each Word?

Who Do Men Say That I Am?

 Super Apostles, Wolves, And The Sheep That Get Eaten By Them

My Testimonial: Read It For A Laugh Or Two.

But First, It Is Amazing How Paul's Experiences Below Seem To Be Mine As Well.

"But I am afraid that JUST AS EVE WAS DECEIVED by the serpent's cunning, YOUR MINDS (My Relatives And Family, Much Of The Church) MAY SOMEHOW BE LED ASTRAY from your sincere and pure devotion to Christ. 4 For IF SOMEONE COMES TO YOU AND PREACHES A JESUS OTHER THAN THE JESUS WE PREACHED, (My Aunt And Uncle...My Cult Ministry) or if you receive A DIFFERENT SPIRIT from the one you received, or a DIFFERENT GOSPEL from the one you accepted, YOU PUT UP WITH IT EASILY ENOUGH. 5 But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those "super-apostles." 6 I MAY NOT BE A TRAINED SPEAKER, BUT I DO HAVE KNOWLEDGE. (On The Job Training)

We have made this perfectly clear to you in every way. 7 Was it a sin for me to LOWER MYSELF in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God to you FREE OF CHARGE? (The Same Here)

...12 And I WILL KEEP ON DOING what I am doing IN ORDER TO CUT THE GROUND FROM UNDER THOSE who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about.

13 For SUCH MEN ARE FALSE APOSTLES, DECEITFUL WORKMEN, MASQUERADING AS APOSTLES OF CHRIST.

14 And no wonder, for SATAN HIMSELF MASQUERADES AS AN ANGEL OF LIGHT. 15 It is not surprising, then, if his servants masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve." (2 Corinthians 11)

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Will The Accused Please Take The Stand

In This Scripture Passage There Is Enough To Go Around.

1) Blame Should Be Directed At The Super Apostles Or Family Members Who Often Preach Another Jesus, Spirit And Gospel To Gullible, Carnal, Childish 'Christians' (Galatians 1:8,9) The Other Family Members And Church, Resulting In The Super Apostles Eternal Damnation (v. 14; Galatians 1:8,9.

2) Also Deserving Of Blame Are The 'Christians' Who Minor On The Majors And Major On The Minors, Promoters Of Half Truths, Mans Words. The Jewish Wannabes Who Love Them And Together Condemn The Heathen Countering Holidays Of Christmas And Easter Because Pagans Partied On Those Days So Had Squatters Rights, While The Shadow Chasers Miss The Actual Creator Of Days Who Preceded Even The Partying Pagans And All That Is, But Somehow Are Perfectly Fine With Celebrating Jewish Feasts Where They And Unbelieving Jews Can Celebrate The Shadow Rather Than The Pierced And Wounded Shadow Caster, Together. (Zechariah 12:10) Who Has Already Come When They Were Straining At Gnats And Whitewashing Their Coffins (Matthew 23), While Still Not Offering Better Holiday Alternatives That Haven't Already Been Stolen From God By Pagans And Unbelievers While He Was Resting Or Forget To Include The Rrrrrest Of The Story.

3) The Gullibly, Undercover And Lukewarm Sheep (Mi Familia) That Tolerate The Preaching Of The Other Jesus Because They So 'Like' The Messenger And Dislike Those That Tell The Truth Because They:

"Have Clicked 'Allow', To Be Fed Through An I.V. Drip Without It Going Through The Proper Channels First." (1 John 4:1-3; 2 Timothy 2:15-17; 2 Timothy 3:16-17)

Their Spiritual Junk Food Ways Have Enabled Your Mentor To Be Their Spiritual Junk Food Pusher.

Kirk Cameron Interviews John MacArthur (#1 of 3)

And You've Been Homogenized And Pastorized (Pasteurized) And Your Place In The Big Scheme Of Things Is About As Significant As A Drop Of Milk At A Dairy Farm.

You're A ...Spiritual Junk Food Junkie If:

You Click 'Like' Because You Really Like The Messenger Not Because The Message Is Any Good.

If The KJV Was Good Nuf Fer The Apostle Paul, It's Good Nuf Fer Me

Christmas Time For Me Was About Majoring On The Minors And Minoring On The Majors

I Experienced This My Whole Life And Especially At Christmas, In My Family And Among My Relatives, And With 'Spiritual Leaders'. As A Child, My Grandma Was So Busy Promoting The KJV Package, i.e. KJV Only, All Rock And Roll Is Of The Devil, Gifts Have Passed, Grape Juice Not Wine, Repent And Be Baptists, Making That Her Main Message, Majoring On These Minors And Minoring On The Majors. This Led To Holy (Really Unholy) Wars In Our Family And When The Dust Settled No One Had The Energy Or Desire To Talk About Anything Religious Or Spiritual, Including The Much More Important Subjects Of Who Jesus Is, The Gospel Message Etc. Enter The Serpent, A Nice Serpent, But A Serpent Nonetheless Whose Name Was Jerry, One Of My Uncles, Who Denied The Deity Of Christ. He Was A Successful, Charming And Charismatic Fellow, Extremely Likeable (I Like Him And Still Do) But Promoting Another Jesus, Spirit And Gospel. (2 Cor. 11; Galatians 1:8,9)

At Christmas Time, When We Should Have Been Making The Birth Of Jesus Our Main Focus, The Bulk Of The Relative Discussions Was Primarily About Outer Not Inner, Earthly Not Heavenly, Accomplishments, Occupations, Success At Marriage, Children, How Many And What Did Santa Bring Them. The Focus Was On Family Not On God.

For Them Marriage And Children Were The Ultimate Experience, Superior To All Other Experiences. If You Were Of Age, Not Married With Children You Were Basically Nagged About This Every Holiday, Even Looked At As Odd.

Funny Thing Is That Neither Jesus Nor Paul Were Married With Children.

Like Most Other Family Get Togethers Love Was Redefined To Mean, Following The Line Of Least Resistance When It Came To Spiritual Matters.

It Would Have Been Great To Give The Real Jesus Equal Time, But He Didn't Even Get That.

For My Immediate Family (Parents, Siblings And Children) Jesus Was A Footnote In A 1000 Page Book And We Were Lucky To Get A Christmas Story Read Before The Kids Or Others Cried For Attention.

Now My Wife And I Celebrate The Birth Of The Real Jesus Alone And As Our Main Focus At Home.

Excuse Me, I Have Just One More Question

After My Conversion In The Navy I Woke With An Incessant Itch And All These Questions. Getting These Questions Answered Was All I Was Interested In, Which Led To A Disheveled Scruffy, Plodding, Uncharismatic Slow Responder Of The First Kind That Didn't Have A Trench Coat But Wanted One... The Bed Head Look Came From Me.

It Wasn't Until My Conversion That I Recognized This 'Super Apostle, Other Jesus Preaching, Gullible Christian' Dysfunction At Work In My Family And Got To See Second Corinthians Eleven At Work Firsthand. About The Time I Pointed This Out I Was Seen As The 'Black Sheep', But Really Just The Scruffy, Sleepy, Off White Sheep Of The Family. I Had Irregular Hours, Stayed Up Past Midnight To Study My Bible And Books, Slept Til Noon Or Later, Kind Of A Cross Between Columbo And The Sloppy One Of The Odd Couple, Not A Gullible Sheep But A Questioning Schlep, And Shared My Faith Initially In An Inner City Coffeehouse. Talking To Those Caught Up In The Cults Got My Special Attention Because That Was Who I Seemed To Be In Christ, With No Desire To Be Compensated For My Troubles. I Was Content With My Bible, Books, Walter Martin Tapes, Candy Bars, Mountain Dew And Chocolate Milk.

Not A Prophet, A Non Profit

"5 But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those 'super-apostles.' 6 I may not be a trained speaker, BUT I DO HAVE KNOWLEDGE.

We have made this perfectly clear to you in every way. 7 Was it a sin for me to lower myself in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God to you free of charge?" (2 Corinthians 11)

I Wasn't And Am Not An 'Apostle' Or A Prophet, More Like A Non Profit.

"He (Jesus) had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." (Isaiah 53:2b)

My Biological Family And Relatives Chose To Make Financial Success And Children The Primary Measure Of A Man Or Woman And I Wasn't Any Of These Things, So I Lost The War Before I Began The Conversation.

The Adage 'A Lie Gets Halfway Around The World While The Truth Is Still Getting Its Shoes On', Seemed To Be True, But Still Didn't Know Why I Couldn't Promote The Truth While Putting My Shoes On. Most Of What I Said Seemed To Fall On Deaf Ears Because:

They Didn't Seem To Respect The Messenger And 'Love The Movies That Have Jesus, Moses And Paul As Good Lookin Macho Men Rather Than Danny Devito Types.', So I Didn't Fit The Bill.

"While the Gospels, purposely leave out any description of Jesus that we might use to construct an idol, people have created an image of Jesus that has become almost an industry standard, and it is solely for that reason rather than any basis in fact that audiences would have been outraged had Gibson cast Danny DeVito and not James Caviezel in the leading role." (Five Reasons Not To See The Passion Of The Christ)

Focus On The Family OF GOD

 

2) I Think That They Didn't Want To Believe The Message Because It Was So Counter Productive To A Unified Family Oneness.

"Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, BUT DIVISION. 52 From now on there will be FIVE IN ONE FAMILY DIVIDED AGAINST EACH OTHER, three against two and two against three. 53 They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law." (Luke 12:51-53)

Enter The Gullible Christians Of Second Corinthians Eleven, Who Tolerated This Other Jesus And Gospel, Others In My Family Had Panache Not P'shat, Pulled The Others Around By The Nose (So To Speak) And Admired The Panache In This Super Apostle That Shared The Same Qualities, And They Were Willing To Wink At His Damning Gospel.

I Got Involved In Coffeehouse Ministry Shortly After My Conversion, First In Virginia While In the Navy Then In Colorado And Thought This A God Send Because It Was A Low Profile, One On One Or Small Group Teaching Scenario That Fit My Personality And Giftings.

Some Of My Experiences With Coffeehouses Here, Here, And Here

Still I Soon Found Out That The Super Apostles Reigned There As Well, Though Not As Often And The Head Super Apostle Of One Of These Coffeehouses Had A Ministry To Silly Women, And All He Had To Do Is Pull Out His Guitar, Wave It Around And Preach The Gospel Of Least Resistance, He Called It 'Luvvvv' And Start Singing And The People, Especially The Women Would Come Running. I Talk About That Here. No Wonder That 'Luv' Got Him Into Relationships That At The Very Least Had The 'Appearance Of Evil', And His Mentor Who Was Defrocked And Kicked Out Of His Church For Having An Adulterous Affair With A Woman, Not His Wife For Eight Years, While He Was Preaching In His Church. I Had One Of His Female Supporters Excuse This Behaviour With A Simple, 'Well, Everyone Makes Mistakes.'

You're A Super Apostle If You:

Seem To Have A Ministry To Silly Women, Especially If You Sing, Because In Your Ministry They Somehow Outnumber The Men 3 To 1.

"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away . 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and LEAD CAPTIVE SILLY WOMEN LADEN WITH SINS, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning , and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth." (2 Timothy 3:6,7)

After Us Clumsy Unpolished Types Came In The First Wave To The Inner City And Christian Coffeehouse, Years Later Came The Second Wave Of Seminarians To The Inner City, Looking Like Mormons, Clean Cut With Dudley Do Right Smiles And Resembling The Super Apostles Of Second Corinthians Eleven.

Their Other Jesus, Was A Upwardly Mobile Suburbanite Jesus.

Years Later I Discover The Internet (Not Invent-Gore) Because There, One Is Supposed To Be Judged By The Content Of The Message, Not The Color Of Their Trenchcoat, But Guess What, The Super Apostles Were There As Well, And They Could :

Burp, Expel Gas Or Say 'Duh' In The Comments Section Or Behind The Pulpit And People Come Running Or Click, 'Like' A Thousand Times On Your Facebook Page. (2 Corinthians 11)

Now Some May Call This A Divine Anointing And Election Of These Super Apostles, And In Some Cases It Could Be, However, Other Times It Is Only A Self Appointing And Anointing, And The Same Charismatic Approach, That Tells The Masses What They Want To Hear, Blurring The Lines Of Distinction Between Jesus And His Counterfeits To Those People Who Want Others To Think For Them While They Huddle Together, Sing Kum Ba Yah And Believe That All People Are Going To Heaven Because God Is Luuuuuv!

My Question Is That During The Apostle Pauls Ministry Where Did These Super Apostles (Second Wave) Come From And How Did They Outrank Or Perform the Apostle Paul? Do We Have More Than Thirteen Apostles At This Point? (Luke 22:30; 1 Corinthians 15:1-5; 2 Corinthians 11:1-15)

I Don't Think That These 'Super Apostles' Were Always Preaching Another Jesus, But Paul Was Pointing Out That If They Did, The Gullible, Superficial And Naive 'Christians' Would Tolerate It.

Free Grace Versus Working And Paying Your Way To Heaven

 

"7 Was it a sin for me to LOWER MYSELF in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God to you FREE OF CHARGE?...12 And I WILL KEEP ON DOING what I am doing IN ORDER TO CUT THE GROUND FROM UNDER THOSE who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about." (2 Corinthians 11)

These Verses Were And Are A Real Light Bulb Moment For Me Because Paul Is Saying That Preaching The Gospel Free Of Charge And In The Manner He Is Doing Is How To Pull The Rug From Under The Feet Of These Super Apostles, Partly Because Offering Something For Free Has A Real Pull On Those That Thought It Was Expensive And That Only The Elite Can Give Anything Worth A Hill Of Beans. So If You Want To Deal With These Super Apostles Who Preach Another Jesus For A Cost, Offer It For Free. I've Made My Writings Free For The Reading.

The Majority Will Still Think That The Truth Costs Money And Can Only Be Gotten Through The Religious Elite,The Super Apostles, The Super Apostles

Only Say What People Want To Hear And Its Amazing At How Many Facebook And Real World Devotess They Have.

They Have Convinced The Religious Masses That Their Job Is To Sit On Their 'Blessed Assurances' And Pay The Super Apostles To Do What God Called Them To Do. (1 Corinthians 12; Ephesians 4)

Offer The Real Jesus And Gospel For Free And God Will Take Care Of Your Needs. (1 Corinthians 12)

 

And Finally The Main Focus Of This Site Is To Counter Those Who Are Not Only Super Apostles, Who Major On Man And Minor On God And Rely On Half Truths Be They Jewish, Non Jewish, Muslim, Liberal, Preach No Jesus, Another Jesus, Spirit And Gospel And Draw Many After Them. These Super Apostles Are Teaching Replacement Theology And Exchanging The Truth Of God For A Lie. (Romans 1)

And They

Could Even Preach Another Jesus And Gullible Christians Would Put Up With It As Gullible Eve Did The Serpent. (2 Corinthians 11:1-15)

The Dumbing Down Of The Church

Bj Maxwell, Non Profit And Minister Of The Reconciliation (2 Corinthians 5)

Why Do I Capitalize Each Word?

I First Meant It To Be A Way To Practice My Speed At Capitalization, Then I Decided I Liked It That Way, It Made My Writings Uniquely Mine. Then I Discovered That Heretics Would Be The First To Point This Out When They Couldn't Answer The Arguments And The Scripture I Provided. Those That Major On The Minors And Minor On The Majors Will Be The First To Point This Out, And This Tells Me They Are Looking To Be Anal, Not Seeking Truth.

"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.

24 Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel." (Matthew 23)

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