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BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?




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 Love To The Father, Son And Holy Spirit For Inspiring Me And Giving Me Purpose.

Love To My Wife Cynthia For Her Love And Support And Believing In Me.

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Bold Fingers

He's the man, the man with the Midas touch

He's The Man, The Man With The Serpents Touch 

(Genesis 3) 

A spider's touch

He Feels Too Much

Such a cold finger

Way Too Bold Fingers

Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in

 Means Aren't Justified By Their End, So Don't Go In.

Golden words he will pour in your ear

When He Sang Girls Came From All Around

But his lies can't disguise what you fear

Just To Join His Hill Billy Hoe-down.

For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her

For Silly Girls Hoped That He Would Teach Them

(2 Timothy 3:1,2,5-7)

It's the kiss of death ...

 Learned But Never Changed

From Mister Goldfinger

Cause He Was A Loose 'Cannon'

Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold

Purdy 'Girl, Beware Of His Rope A Dope.

This heart is cold

His Tricks Are Old.

Golden words he will pour in your ear

'Golden Words' From A Book, 'Church Unleashed'

But his lies can't disguise what you fear

But More Gets Loose Than Just Ministry.


For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her

He'll Love You If You're His Target Group


It's the kiss of death ...

All The Rest Are Poop,

From Mister Goldfinger

To Mister Bold Fingers

Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold

Silly Girls Is How This Story Unfolds

(2 Timothy 3:1,2,5-7)

This heart is cold

And Tricks Were Sold.

He loves only gold

His Fingers So Bold

Only gold

You've Been Told

He loves gold

You Line His Billfold.

(2 Timothy 3:1,2,5-7)

He loves only gold

His Tricks Are Foretold

Only gold

Naive Sheepfold.

(Acts 20:27-30)

He loves gold"

He's In Control.


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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

By 'Girl' I Mean Adult Women That Never Grow Up.





Take This Simple Test. If You Can Answer 'Yes' To One Or More Points Below, You Are Probably A Super-Apostle. Many Points Below Or Parts Of Them Are Links To Messages Or Scripture.


"But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those 'super-apostles.' 6 I may not be a trained speaker, but I do have knowledge. We have made this perfectly clear to you in every way. 7 Was it a sin for me to lower myself in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God to you free of charge?" (2 Corinthians 11)

You're A Super-Apostle If You:


Can Burp, Expel Gas Or Say 'Duh' In Your Comments Section Or Behind The Pulpit And People Come Running Or Click, 'Like' A Thousand Times On Your Facebook Page. (2 Corinthians 11)


Seem To Have A Ministry To Silly Women, Especially If You Sing, Because In Your Ministry They Somehow Outnumber The Men 3 To 1.

"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away . 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and LEAD CAPTIVE SILLY WOMEN LADEN WITH SINS, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning , and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth." (2 Timothy 3:6,7)


Could Even Preach Another Jesus And They Would Put Up With It As Gullible Eve Did The Serpent. (2 Corinthians 11:1-15)


Are Convinced That If Paul Wasn't So 'Rude in Speech', Coming In 'Fear And Trembling', Preaching Only 'Christ And Him Crucified.' (2 Cor. 11:6; 1 Cor. 2:1-10) He Could Have Created Shallow Christians As Effectively As You Have.

Escape From Christendom



Think That 'Taking Up The Cross' Was A Teaching Given Prior To The Invention Of The Wheel. (2 Timothy 2:12)


Love The Movies That Have Jesus, Moses And Paul As Good Lookin Macho Men Rather Than Danny Devito Types.

"While the Gospels, purposely leave out any description of Jesus that we might use to construct an idol, people have created an image of Jesus that has become almost an industry standard, and it is solely for that reason rather than any basis in fact that audiences would have been outraged had Gibson cast Danny DeVito and not James Caviezel in the leading role." (Five Reasons...)


So Focused On The Method You Neglected To Have A Legitimate Message. (Galatians 1:8,9)


Thought That The Saints Of God Would Have Majored On Man Too If They Had Access To All The Good Books And The Internet.


Think That 'he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him." (Isaiah 53) Is A Mistranslation Or Wrong Interpretation.

Five Reasons Not To See The Passion Of The Christ


Believe That Those 'Greater Works' Christ Was Speaking Of Was Good Looks And Television.

"It is indeed true that we live in a highly visual and increasingly anti-literate society that places a premium on sound bites and easily assimilated visual imagery, but does this mean ...that we should abandon preaching in favor of using movies or dramatic presentations? We need to remember that the last time dramatic presentations replaced preaching as the main vehicle by which the truth of the Bible was communicated was during the middle-ages when the church refused to allow the translation of the Bible into common languages and when in place of the preaching and teaching of God's word, the common people were given visual presentations such as Passion Plays, statues, relics, and icons." (Five Reasons..)


Are Convinced That The Greatest Story Ever Told Should Automatically Result In The Greatest Story Ever Sold.


Think The Ideal Way To Get Into A Productive Ministry Is To Be A Celebrity For Most Of Your Life, Serve Yourself, Convert To Christ At The End Of Your Life, Then Put Out A Few Christian Or Wholesome Movies Or Books.



Believe That Having Letters Before Or After Your Name Is A Sure Way To Be Respected And Heard Even If What You Are Talking About Has Nothing To Do With The Training For Those Letters.

Example: A Psychologist Giving Nutritional Information.


Only Say What People Want To Hear And Its Amazing At How Many Facebook And Real World Devotess You Will Have.



Have Mastered How To Say 'Godlike' Things Without Actually Using Scripture. (Majoring On Man)


Your Ministry Is Distinctly Different Than Worldly Outreaches Because You End Each Sentence Or Act Of Charity With 'In Jesus' Name, Amen.' (Matthew 7:22-26)


Mastered The Art Of Saying Absolutely Nothing In Five Hundred Words. (Isaiah 29:13)


Have A Purdy Kingdom, Expensive Wardrobe, Silicon Filled Wife That Are Written Off As Tax Exemptions And 'Help' You Empower The Lowly Masses To Get Where They Helped You Get Today. (1 Timothy 6:3-11


People In The World Are Ultimately Rejecting Christ Because They Think That He Is Like You. (Romans 2:24)


Have Convinced The Religious Masses That Their Job Is To Sit On Their 'Blessed Assurances' And Pay You To Do What God Called Them To Do. (1 Corinthians 12; Ephesians 4)


Have Made Your Ministry More Efficient By Only Giving Half Truths Rather Than The Whole Truth And The Rrrrrrest Of The Story Which Requires More Time And Energy.


Are Convinced That 'Making Friends With Unrighteous Mammon', Means Friendship With The World. (Luke 16:9,13;Romans 12:1,2)


Think That Being Married More Than Once Qualifies You As A Marriage And Life Counselor Because Now You Know What NOT To Do.



Have Godlike Miracles And Fruit Despite Your Ministry Not Because Of It. (Philippians 1)


Get Nailed For Many Sexual Transgressions And Everyone Especially Women Excuse It With, 'It Was A Mistake' And 'No One Is Perfect'



Believing In Unleashing The Church Into Specialized Ministries Because It Will Dismiss Accountability As Just Not Practical Given The Logistics Of The Miles Apart Ministries.



Think Christ Really Meant 'Preach The Good News And Establish Christian Country Clubs And Cruises All Over The World.'


You're A Cult Expert, And Apologist But Somehow Only Excuse And Apologize To Catholics And Avoid Offending Your Main Financial Support Base.

You're A Hopeless Catholic If You


Preach The Gospel And Preach Against Sin Until A Silver Plaited Top Heavy Celebrity Who Put Out Movies Like 'Best Little Whorehouse In Texas' Grants You An Interview.


You Redefine Love To Mean No Accountability, And Following The Line Of Least Resistance.


You And Your Devotees Are Convinced That When Paul Spoke Of Body Parts (1 Corinthians 12) That You Were To Be All Mouth And Them All Ears.



Are A Name Dropping, Line Stealing, Son Of A Biscuit Eater That Pulled Yourself Up By Your Boot Straps To The Mighty And Million Dollar Ministry You Have Today.

33) You Have A Big Following You've Duped Into Believing That All Religions Are Ridiculous Except Your Religion Of Liberalism And Humanism.


"For IF someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached, or IF you receive a different spirit from the one you received, or a different gospel from the one you accepted, YOU PUT UP WITH IT EASILY ENOUGH. 5 But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those "SUPER-APOSTLES." (2 Corinthians 11)


Bj Maxwell