Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)

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Formerly 'We Don't Need No Education'

Melody By Pink Floyd

Thankyou Jesus For Your Guidance And Inspiration.

Old Song Choice By Cynthia Maxwell

Sung By Little Billy

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 New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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Old Lyrics In Blue, New Lyrics In Black, Links In Green.

Lyrics By Cynthia In ' '

Electric Guitar By Nameless Headless Guy At Youtube.

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'We Don't Need Your Refutations'

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We Don't Need Your Bible Schools


Plain Sense Switch Up In Your Lessons.


 

Preachers Thinking We Are Fools.


False Teachers Leave Our Kids Alone.


All In All You Teach That Christ Didn't Die For All


All In All Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small.



Another Jesus, No Salvation

(2 Cor. 11:1-15)


Jesus Did Not Die For All


 

Words Of Men Are More Important

(Matt. 15; 23)


You've Just Watered Down The Call.

 

Love That Group, Leave This One Alone


All In All You've Changed The Definition Of All.




All In All Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small.

 
 

We Don't Need Your Eisegesis


We Don't Need Your Cock And Bull


The Other Jesus, That Won't Free Us

(2 Cor. 11)


A Payment That Will Not Atone
(John 8:24; Hebrews 1: ; 10:12; Rev. 1:7,8; Philippians 2:5-11; Col. 1:15-17)


False Teachers Leave Our Kids Alone.


All In All Your Jesus Isn't All And For All.


 

All In All Your Jesus Is Simply Way Too Small.


Another Jesus, No Salvation


Jesus Did Not Die For All


Words Of Men Are More Import-ant


Preacher Leave Us Kids Alone


False Teachers Leave Us Kids Alone.


All In All You've Changed The Definition Of All.



All In All Your Jesus Is Simply Way Too Small.

End Of Song

 

"For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this, that one died for ALL (ALL KINDS), therefore ALL died ; 15 and He died for ALL (ALL KINDS), SO THAT THEY WHO LIVE might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf." (2 Corinthians 5:14,15)


"It is ironic that Jesus Christ died on the cross to break down the barriers between Jew and Gentile and the subgroups. Then the modern church creates all kinds of programs, philosophies and strategies that divide and segregate these groups again." 


 


"The Catholic Jesus is unable to save sinners completely and forever and returns to the earth daily, under the appearance of a wafer, to be worshipped and re-presented as a sacrificial victim for the propitiation of God’s wrath (1367; 1374-78; 1405; 1414)."

Bj Maxwell

09/14/2011

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My Twelve Hates Of Christ-Miss

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

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Formerly Twelve Days Of Christmas.



New Lyrics:


Here's My Twelve Hates Of Christ-Miss, When True Love Rescued Me


              

From Those Of The Other J.C/Jesus 

   (2 Cor. 11:1-15)

Here's My Second Hate Of Christ-Miss, When True Love Rescued Me

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Aloof Prayer Speech

  (Matt. 6:5-8)


And From Those Of The Other J.C/Jesus 

   (2 Cor. 11:1-15) 

Remainder Of Song Condensed:

Here's My Third Hate Of Christ-Miss, When True Love Rescued Me:

Weak
Church Folks

(Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)

....Fourth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

More Profane Jokes

(Ephesians 4:29)

(Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)


....Fifth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Live Ho, Ho, Ho's (Well HellOoooooooww!!)


                (More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)

....Sixth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Cliques Of The Minors 

  


 (Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)         

....Seventh Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Leavened Spines A Bending 

(2 Cor. 11:3-5)

  (Cliques Of The Minors; Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech ; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)


       ....Eighth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Plain Scripture Rending

(2 Peter 3:16)

Scripture Twisting

(Leavened Spines A Bending; Cliques Of The Minors; Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)


....Ninth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Thin Girls Upchuckin

(Plain Scripture Rending; Leavened Spines A Bending; Cliques Of The Minors; Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)

                 

....Tenth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Kin Folks One Upin 


 pissing contest

(Thin Girls Upchuckin ; Plain Scripture Rending; Leavened Spines A Bending; Cliques Of The Minors; Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)

   ....Eleventh Hate Of Christ-Miss....:

Believin People Rusty

(Kin Folks One Upin; Thin Girls Upchuckin; Plain Scripture Rending; Leavened Spines A Bending; Cliques Of The Minors; Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.)      


....Twelfth Hate Of Christ-Miss....:


Shelved Bibles Dusty

(Believin People Rusty; Kin Folks One Upin; Thin Girls Upchuckin; Plain Scripture Rending; Leavened Spines A Bending; Cliques Of The Minors; Live Ho, Ho, Hoes; More Profane Jokes; Weak Church Folks; Aloof Prayer Speech; And From Those Of The Other J.C.) 


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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