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There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?


There's Got To Be A Morning After

There Shoulda Been A Warning After

Love To God The Father, God The Son, God The  Spirit, Three In One.

Melody Choice By Paul Carver

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."

New And Improved Song Theme, Title And Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Sung By Little Billy

Melody By Maureen McGovern.

Creative Advice By Cynthia Maxwell

Words In ' ' By Cynthia

Feel Free To Repost Unaltered



 Links In Green.

If You Don't Automatically Hear Music, Then Hold Down The Shift Key, And Click Here, Then Minimize Music To Sing Along With The New Lyrics Below.

New Lyrics Here:


There Ought To Be A Warning After...

...After Partying The Night

A Mayday Right Before Disaster.

Then Tread Water, After Wine.




Oh, Can't You Give The Warning After

 Give Me Time For Show And Tell

No Second Warnings Says  The Master.
(Hebrews 9:27)


Before This Place Is Hot As Hell.

It's Not Too Late, I'll Go For More.

Eat, Drink, Be Merry Then Capsize.

A Painless Swim To Yonder Shore

Kum Ba Yah 'In Nick Of Time.'



There Should Have Been A Warning After

We're Sinking Deeper Than Before

All Hell Broke Loose, The Worst Disaster

Eternal Pain, Forevermore.

Who Cares

Endless Rant:


But First, Let Me Go And Get Plastered.

I Just Befell The Worst Disaster.

Should Have Listened To The Master.

(John 3:16, 18; Matt. 25:40-46; Luke 16:19-31)


Second Verse:


Wait, Isn't There A Morning After

When God Makes Everything All Right

Here's What My Church Said  And My Pastor

Without A Bible There In Sight.

The Pains Symbolic That Comes After

The Temperature Is Nice And Warm.

(Rev. 3:15-22)

Line Of Least, Resistance's Better.

Hell's Just A Great Big Funny Farm.

It's Not Too Late, Lets Not Get Sadder

We Can Reach God, If We Climb

It's Not Too Late, Oh Theres The Ladder

Don't Wanna Get Left Behind.


Oh, Can't You Give The Warnings After

Party First Then Run Right Through Those Doors.

Why Don't We Open them Together

And Find That Place That's Dark And Warm.


 Eternal Rant:


There Should Have Been, Wait, Whats The Matter?

Where Are My Virgins On A Platter

Eternal Torment Goes No Faster?

 Ain't Nothing Like 'Mind Over Matter'

 Prayers To The Saints, Just Mindless Chatter

End Of Song

"KNOWING therefore THE TERROR OF THE LORD, WE PERSUADE MEN; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences." (2 Cor. 5:11)

"But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord DELAYETH HIS COMING ; 49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken ; 50 THE LORD of that servant SHALL COME IN A DAY WHEN HE LOOKETH NOT FOR HIM, and in an hour that he is not aware of , 51 And shall cut him asunder , and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth." (Matthew 24:48-51)


Hollywood versus the Bible:

Also Bush and Israel

The vast majority of celebrities in Hollywood believe and often promote a belief system and political agenda that is anti-Christian and immoral. It is appalling that when they speak their mind the gullible masses eagerly listen and approve, hardly questioning the credibility of their statements. They do this simply because it is a celebrity that made the statement. When we buy or rent movies, we support their immoral agenda. Some celebs of late have said that they are being blacklisted by producers because of their views on Iraq. Maybe the producers know that to hire an actor that is going against the majority of movie goers strongly held opinions is bad for business. This is what we should keep in mind.>?
In regards to the indisputable truth, don't support those that oppose what God says we should stand for.

At the end a list of actors that have actively resisted Bush and the War against Iraq will be listed. If you do not agree with their tactics or their message then consider this when considering whether to buy or rent their movies.

Lately Celebrities have been getting more publicly involved in politics. It is a fact that most celebrities are Democrat as opposed to Republican. So when they rant and rave about how a Republican President is getting it wrong I consider their previous political view. All this fit throwing lately concerning possible war with Iraq looks like a bunch of sore losing democrats who didn't get their man into office. I am more in agreement with the Republican agenda than I am the Democratic side. This is not to say that President Bush has made no mistakes. His worse mistake to date is his support for a Palestinian State right alongside Israel. This basically boils down to parting the Land that was divinely given to the Jews long ago and will lead to a Major War. This is a blunder of Biblical Proportions. (Joel 3:2,3).

The land that will be given to the Palestinians is what God has promised to Israel.

Read: Deuteronomy1:7,8; Joshua 1:4ff; Ezekiel 36:21ff

So when viewing one political view or the other it should not be a blind group think that diminishes each individuals capacity and willingness to think and look to God's Word. There is a fine line between honest disagreements with leadership and anarchism. General Eisenhower said it this way, "We must never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion."

Does Hollywood have any right to speak with any credibility whatsoever?

Movie Critic Michael Medved speaks of the lack of family values and decency in movies today. Though I do not agree with everything he says, most of what he says is right on target. In the end he concludes by stating how we can do something about it, "There's a ready answer to that challenge in George Roche's homely recollections of his own education in a one-room school house high in the Colorado Rockies where they were short on money, books and facilities, but long on grit, determination and individual responsibility. What matters ultimately in the culture wars is what we do in our daily lives-not the big statements that we broadcast to the world at large, but the small messages we send through our families and our neighbors and our communities. And those small messages, reinforcing each other from every direction across this country, can become a force powerful enough to change the world. The future of America will depend not so much on the movers and shakers in the centers of power, but on the hopes that we generate in our own communities, our schools, our churches, synagogues, and families. What we do there will count for even more, in the long run, than what celluloid shadows do on screen."

Read the whole article at: Medved at the Movies

Hollywood and Hollywood Squares:

This is a game show with Celebrities answering questions. The contestants try to win the game in tic tac toe fashion. Each celebrity is asked a question that he answers. It is up to the contestant to figure out whether the celebrity is telling the truth by stating whether he or she disagrees or agrees with the celebritys' answer. If the contestant is right he or she gets an X or an O toward winning Tic Tac Toe. However, celebrities often bluff and pretend they know the answer when often they do not. The Great Pretenders: Actors and Actresses are pretenders by profession. It is in their very job description to pretend to know something they don't or be something they are not. Jesus called the Pharisees Pretenders and saved his harshest condemnation for them.

Actors live in a make believe world and often are out of touch with reality and truth. However, that does not stop them from often pretending like they are experts about everything, including what they think the President should do and how we should vote. This is a facade that needs to be seen for what it is. When we take a look at these rich so-called experts on everything we often find that they cannot even keep their own families together and stay faithful to their spouses. Are these the ones that should be giving us advice?

Many of them want to tell us how to get along with people in other countries but the majority cannot get along with their obviously insignificant other. Most celebs get divorced and it is not uncommon for the average celeb to be married two or more times. Still, it is Hollywood that wants to make movies about luv. We should tell them to practice what they preach. Often the movies portray Love as some kind of infatuation or lust. This could be one of the reasons so many of them are getting divorces. When the lust or infatuation leaves they just move on like moving on to the next shoot.

Many of them play roles that glorify violence and then they object to the average citizen having a gun or the President going to war against Tyrants like Saddam Hussein.

Many of them are objecting to war with Iraq but will support the womans right to murder her unborn child. Many of them claim that they are only a reflection of society. When one looks at how many hours the average family sits in front of the television it becomes clear that they are more than a reflection of society they are leading society down a slippery road to deprivation and eventually Hell.

But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers...unholy,unloving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good..headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away! (2 Timothy 3)

The Oscars are about gaining the praise of ones peers and receiving a golden figure. How people react when they get this idol makes one think that they have entered heaven itself. People cry, stutter and shake before this image. Receiving Oscar seems to make all of their hard work worth it. They sometimes even thank Mothers and Fathers for introducing them to this world of self centeredness and glamour.

The Movie Chicago wins the Golden Image Award for the most immorally popular movie of the year. Its theme song, 'All That Jazz' aptly demonstrates the point.

"C'mon babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz

Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ...

Find a flask We're playing fast and loose And all that jazz

Oh, you're gonna see you sheba Shimmy shake And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear Her baby's queer For all that jazz!

C'mon babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz"

MICHAEL MOORE Wins the Golden Image Award for Stupid Man of the Year:

"Wagging his finger from the stage as he was both applauded and booed by the assembled celebrities, Moore said, 'We are against this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you.' ...Moore, who received a standing ovation from the assembled celebrities, invited the other nominees for best documentary film to join him onstage in solidarity against the war against Iraq.
'We like nonfiction and we live in fictitious times. We live in a time where we have fictitious election results, that elect a fictitious president. We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons,' Moore said."

Could it be that Michael Moore is a sore loser?

"Oscar host Steve Martin joked after Moore finished speaking that 'the Teamsters are helping Mr. Moore into the trunk of his limo."

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ADRIEN BRODY wins the Golden Image award for the best New Age Statement by saying, "Whether you believe in God or Allah, may He watch over you and let's pray for a peaceful and swift resolution." He received a standing ovation for saying this.

Many celebrities that have objected to war with Iraq do not offer a logical alternative to removing an evil and dangerous dictator.

Some of these same people might also think that Hitler was just misunderstood or had a rough upbringing and talking sense to him might have straightened him out.

Could it be that Celebrities think too highly of their opinions?

Do Celebrities think that we need their guiding advice in order to make informed decisions?

Could it really be that most Celebrities need Jesus and really don't know what they are talking about?

Edward Asner of (Lou Grant) said this, "Theyre sheepthey like him (Bush) enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11."

"And Moses returned unto Jehovah, and said, Oh, this people have sinned a great sin, and have made them gods of gold." (Exodus 32:31)

Often Hollywood makes statements about the level of intelligence of our leaders. The following link makes a comparison between President Bush's cabinet and his Hollywood Critics. Here it is:

Who's Smarter?

Suffice it to say there is really no comparison. I am the first to say that degrees are not a complete indicator. Still, when actors and actresses make unfounded statements about our leaders, I think it is wise to examine the critics.

Celebrity Critique:

Shirley Maclaine:

I liked watching her in 'Two Mules for Sister Sarah' However, the ending was quite revealing. She pretended to be a Nun throughout most of the movie. Toward the end it turned out that she was really a Harlot. This seems quite appropriate for one that promotes an umbrella belief system that resembles Mystery Babylon, Mother of Harlots mentioned in the Bible (Revelation 17) This religious system looks more like the Catholic Nun that maintains her Nundom while at the same time playing the Religious Mother Harlot, overseeing all her other Harlot trainees. Shirley is an outspoken proponent of Eastern Mysticism and Reincarnation. Her message boards are filled with delusional folks that place great importance on hallucinations and visions. Objectively establishing the validity of their views and experiences is not even important to most of them. I spent a few months discussing and debating with them over what these experiences really were. The insults hurled at me daily were unbelievable. To them all truth is relative except the truths that make it possible for them to survive in the real world. This is hypocrisy at its height. In other words they will say all truth is relative in the spiritual world but they will cling tenaciously to their belief that green means go and red means stop and you better not touch or take my things.
They were quick to incessantly claim that the Bible was unreliable and unworthy of their consideration. However, no evidence was presented. I However, offered them much evidence for the reliability of the Bible.

Ellen Degeneres:

This is a celebrity that has come out of the bedroom to proclaim from everyones rooftop that she is a lesbian. Initially it appeared that this hurt her popularity with viewers. However, the powerful ones in the television industry have been making special efforts to put her in the limelight every chance they get despite her decline in popularity. This is the way I see it. The ones in power in T.V. land will let the Ellen Degenerates of the world flaunt their perversions until folks with normal affections get tired and give up altogether. Instead I propose that Bible believing Christians need to lovingly and aggressively proclaim the truths of the Bible:

1)God Loves us
2)ALL are sinners
3)Homosexuality is sin
4)We are separated from Christ because of SIN
5)We need a Saviour that died for and because of our sins and offers deliverance and forgiveness. (1 Corinthians 15:1-4)

There is more on Homosexuality following this subject.

The majority of Celebrities are for the right of the Mother to kill her innocent unborn children for convenience sake and also for a special protected status for Homosexuals. Of course most of them would not phrase it this way but this is what it boils down to.

The powerful in the television industry should not dictate to us what to watch and believe. It is time that we took back our God given right to determine what is good and acceptable. If we don't buy or rent trash the entertainment industry will then have to offer wholesome and Christ honoring entertainment.

The Following List is from

"A Short List of Hollywood Stars Involved in Martin Sheens Artists United to Win Without War NOTE: The executive director is Kate McArdle and you can reach her at: 1-310-204-2581. We encourage you to call Ms. McArdle, and let her know that Martin Sheen is not your President! Tell her you and the majority of Americans Stand with Bush!

Gillian Anderson
Edward Asner
Rene Auberjonois
David Bale
Kim Basinger
Ed Begley Jr.
Theo Bikel
Barbara Bosson
Jackson Browne
Peter Beck of REM
Diahann Carroll
Kathleen Chalfant
Don Cheadle
Jill Clayburgh
David Clennon
Jack Coleman
Peter Coyote
Lindsay Crouse
Suzanne Cryer
Matt Damon
Dana Daurey
Vincent D'Onofrio
David Duchovny
Olympia Dukakis
Charles S. Dutton
Hector Elizondo
Cary Elwes
Shelley Fabaras
Mia Farrow
Laurence Fishburne
Sean Patrick Flanery
Bonnie Franklin
John Fugelsang
Janeane Garofalo
Larry Gelbart
Melissa Gilbert
Danny Glover
Elliott Gould
Samaria Graham
Robert Guillaume
Paul Haggis
Robert David Hall
Ethan Hawke
Ron Howard
Helen Hunt
Anjelica Huston
LaTanya Richardson Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Jane Kaczmarek
Melina Kanakaredes
Casey Kasem
Mimi Kennedy
Jessica Lange
Tea Leoni
Wendie Malick
Camryn Manheim
Marsha Mason
Richard Masur
Dave Mathews
Kent McCord
Robert Duncan McNeill
Mike Mills of REM
Janel Moloney
Esai Morales
Ed O'Neill
Chris Noth
Peter Onorati,
Alexandra Paul
Seth Peterson
CCH Pounder
David Rabe
Alan Rachins
Bonnie Raitt
Carl Reiner
Tim Robbins
Mitch Ryan
Susan Sarandon
Tony Shalhoub
William Schallert
Armin Shimerman
Gloria Steinem
Marcia Strassman
Michael Stipe
Susan Sullivan
Loretta Swit
Studs Terkel
Lily Tomlin
Blair Underwood
Dennis Weaver
Bradley Whitford
James Whitmore
James Whitmore Jr.
Alfre Woodard
Noah Wyle
Peter Yarrow
Howard Zinn

Short List of Hollywood/Celebrity Whos Who of Not In Our Name (NION)

Ed Asner
Jill Clayburgh
Ani Di Franco
Roma Downey
Sandy Duncan
Steve Earle
Hector Elizondo
Brian Eno
Jane Fonda
Danny Glover
Robert Greenwald, Co-Chairman, Artists United to Win Without War
Tom Hayden
Rev. Jesse Jackson
Casey Kasem
Sally Kirkland
Phil Lesh
Graham Nash
Yoko Ono
Bonnie Raitt
Susan Sarandon
John Sayles
Annabella Sciorra
Pete Seeger
Rev. Al Sharpton
Martin Sheen
Gloria Steinem
Marisa Tomei
Tuck and Patti
Gore Vidal
Kurt Vonnegut
Howard Zinn


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