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Pretribber: Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

New Lyrics Are In Black

Links Are In Green.

Pretribber: Sing Along

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Sung And Guitar By Bj Maxwell

Former Melody By John Lennon/Paul McCartney

Theme And Melody Suggested By Paul Carver, A Post Tribber.

Love And Thanks To The Triune God For Giving Me Purpose and Inspiration

Feel Free To Repost Unaltered.

To My Lovely Wife For Her Real World Management, Love, Believing In Me And Encouraging Me.

Anything In '' Is Old Lyrics.

From The View Of A (H)Acidic Jew Or (Transitioning) Wannabe-it Jew/Post Tribber  (One Who Believes The Body Of Christ/Church Will Go Through Jacob's Trouble With Jacob) Who Evaluates A Pretribber, (Jerry 30:7)


Pretribber: Sing Along

If You Don't Already Hear Music, Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here, Then Minimize To Read The Following New Lyrics With The Music.

Special Emphasis On Words Over Music Because That's The Most Important To Understand.

New Lyrics:

Not 'A Good reason for taking the easy way out'

Not 'A Good reason 'for taking the easy way out.' Now'

He's Just A Pretribber, Some Day 'ticket',  Oye!

No Post Trib.., Turn In The Air, 'I'll Find Out'


He's A Pretribber, He 'Took Me' All 'The Way There.'

He's A Pretribber, But Can't Make This Horse Drink When There.

He Is A Pre Tribber, Some Day 'Ticket', NO!!!

With A Great Shout, 'I'll Find Out', Post Tribs' Without. (1 Thess. 4:16,17)

He's A Believer, He 'Took Me' All 'The Way There'.


He's A God Pleaser, Showed Me The Scriptures Were There, Oye!!


He Is a Pretribber, One Day 'ticket', NO!!!

In The Sky, 'I'll  Find Out', Post Tribs' All Eyes 

(1 Thess. 4:16,17 Different Than Rev. 1:7)

Got A God Reason For Taking The Easy Way Out

Not A Wannabe-It, New Boy Takes His Seat From The Clouds.

(Ephesians 2:13-16; Romans 10:19; 11:11; 1 Thess. 4:16,17)

He Is A Pretribber, 'Sunday' Flyer NO!!!.

(Revelation 1:10; 4:1,2)


'It Took Me' Too Long 'To Find Out, I Found Out.'

 Got a God reason 'for taking the easy way out'


Got a God reason 'for taking the easy way out now'

He Is a Pretribber, Some Day 'ticket' Oye!


In The Sky, I'll Find Out, Post Trib Ride



He's A Pretribber, He Dragged Me Post Haste In The Air.


Just A Small Foretaste, And Then Let Go Of My Hair, Ow!!!

He Is a Pretribber, No Jew Blues Up There.

'It Took Me' Way Too Long, 'But I Found Out', When I Dropped Out.

(Revelation 2:9,10)

(1 Thess. 4:16,17 Different Than Jerry 30:7)



"My Yoke Is Easy And Burden Is Light..." (Matthew )


10 I was in the Spirit on THE LORD'S DAY, and I heard behind me a loud voice like the SOUND OF A TRUMPET...

1 AFTER THESE THINGS I looked, and behold, a door standing open in heaven, and the first voice which I had heard, like the SOUND OF A TRUMPET speaking with me, said, "COME UP HERE, and I will show you what must take place AFTER THESE THINGS." 2 IMMEDIATELY I WAS IN THE SPIRIT; and behold, a throne was standing in heaven, and One sitting on the throne. (Revelation 1:10; 4:1,2)

Regarding Whether Ones Not Making A Distinction Between The Church And Israel Affects Their View Of The Timing Of The Rapture and When They Will Actually Go Because Of Those Beliefs.

"I know your tribulation and your poverty (but you are rich ), and the BLASPHEMY by those who SAY THEY ARE JEWS AND ARE NOT, BUT ARE A SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN. 10 'Do not fear what you are about to suffer. Behold, THE DEVIL IS ABOUT TO CAST SOME OF YOU IN PRISON, so that you will be TESTED, AND YOU WILL HAVE TRIBULATION FOR TEN DAYS. Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life." (Revelation 2:9,10)

The Differences Between The Church And Israel The Rapture And The Second Coming Here.

Scriptures Posttribbers Use To Defend Their View Of The Timing Of The Rapture:

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Theme Choice By Paul Carver

Encouragement By Cynthia Maxwell

Bj Maxwell


Revised 08/02/2011, 08/04/2011,08/10/2011, 08/15/2011


Usually I Pick Tunes Based On Important Subjects That Need To Be Expounded On And The Will Of The Ball (See Awakenings, The Movie) i.e. In Most Cases The Will Of The Song, But In This Case It Is The Will Of The Paul (Carver) That Suggested This Tune And Theme And Hounded Me Until I Did It. He Is A Post Tribber, Me A Pretribber, So I Don't Quite Understand His Reasoning. The New Lyrics Are By Myself.

I Tried Not To Offend, But The Will Of This Song Is Really Strong. The Timing Of The Rapture Shouldn't Be What Divides, Though Ones View Might Partly Show That What One Thinks About The Relation Of The Church With Israel And Will Affect Their View Of The Timing Of The Rapture And Can Lead To Even More Important Subjects.

This Song Was Less Difficult, In Comparison To The Other Songs I've Rewritten. The Song Appears To Have Been Really Predestined For This Rewrite, Not The Original Beatle Lyrics.