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I Am The Virus: Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?



I Am The Virus

New Lyrics In Black.

The Old Lyrics Are In Blue.

Together They Are Black And Blue.

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Melody By John Lennon

Melody From 'I Am The Walrus'

Group Think And Replacement Theology


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

I'm A Jew, If You Are Too, Then You Are Me And We Can Sin Together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.


See How We Weather Like Birds Of A Feather In Flight

(1 Kings 19:10,14; Isaiah 1:4-6)

I'm crying.

I'm Flying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Sitting Down Til Lunch break, Waiting For The One To Come.

 (Matthew 24:27,28;Isaiah 7:14)

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

Cliquish Kingdom tee-shirt, Shameful Sabbath Slaughter

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

Man, I've been a naughty boy, I Let My Ways Go Wrong.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

'I Am The Fungus, That Is Among Us'

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

I Am A Virus, Bad Jew Review

'Rabbi' Moshe Shulman


Mister City Policeman sitting

Meddler On The Rooftop, Meddling


Pretty little policemen in a row.

Petty Little Rabbis In A Row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.

See How We Fly Like Luci-fer In Flight, See How We Lie

I'm crying, I'm crying.

I'm Flyin, I'm Flyin

I'm crying, I'm crying.

I'm Flying, I'm Flying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Brainy Matter Mustard, Dripping From The Prophet's Eyes.

(1 Kings 19:10,14)


Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Jezebellic Hand Wipes, Pornographic Priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

Ahaz', Been A Evil Boy, You Let Your God Down. (1 Kings 19:10ff)

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

'I Am The Fungus, That Is Among Us.'

Rabbi Asher Meza

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

I Am The Virus, Bad Jew Review

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

Sitting In A Beitzah Making Sure This One Don't Rise.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

When The One Does Come, You Get A Tan

From standing in the English rain.

From Melting In Sulphuric Rain.

(Malachi 4)

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

'I Am The Fungus, That Is Among Us.'

'Rabbi' Tovia Singer


I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

I Am The Virus,

Expert textpert choking smokers,

Rabbis Loadin Heavy Burdens

Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?

Do You Think Messiah Laughs With You?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty,

See How We Smile Misquoting This Guy.

(Matthew 26:59-61)

See how they snied.

See How We Lied.

I'm crying.

We're Lying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Rejecting The Body, Proceed To The Holocaust. (Psalm 40:6-8)

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.

Anally Retentive Rabbis Crowing, 'Come As We Are'


Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

Man, You Should Have Seen Them Kicking Those Helpless Goys.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

'I Am The Fungus, That Is Among Us'

Nehemia Gordon

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

I Am The Virus, Koo, koo The Jew

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)

Jew, Jew Review, Jew, Jew Review,

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

I'm A Jew, You Once Were Too, God's Done With You, So We Are Not Together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly


See Now They Squeal Like Pigs On The Run

See How They Deny

I'm Cryin

Sitting on a cornflake

Sitting On A Bagel

Waiting for the Van to come

 Waiting For The Man To Come.

Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody

Kingdom T-Shirt, Stupid Bloody

Tuesday man, you been a naughty boy

New Jew Review, Been A Naughty Goy

You let your face grow long

I Let My Beard Grow Long

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggman

I Am The New Jew, And They Are The Old Jew

Oh, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

I Am The Virus, Switchin The Two

Mr. City policeman sitting pretty

Mr. Hitler, Her Fuhrer Sitting Pretty.

Little policeman in a row

Little Jew Boys All In A Row

See how they fly

See How They Die

Like Lucy in the sky

Like Figs In A Pie

See how they run

See How They Die

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

They're crying, They're Dying, I'm Denying

Yellow matter custard

Brainy Matter Custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Dripping From A Dead Man's Eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic

Holocauster, Fische Wiped, Photographic

Priestess boy, you been a naughty girl

Boy Oh Boy, We've been Some naughty Goys

You let your knickers down

We Set Our Bibles Down

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen

'I Am The Fungus, That Is Among Us.'

Oh, I am the walrus, goo go g'joob

I Am A Virus, Mixing The Two

Sitting in an English garden

Sitting In A Ivory Tower

Waiting for the sun

Waiting For The Son

If the sun don't come

When The Son Does Come

You get a tan from

I Get A Tan From

Standing in the English rain

Stewing In Sulphuric Rain

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen

I Am The New Jew, They Are The Old Jews

The Jews And Their Lies-Luther

Oh, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

I Am A Virus, Mixin The Two

Expert texpert choking smokers

Expert Plain Sense Scripture Twisters


'Bishop' Spong

Don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha, ha, ha!

Don't You Know The Judge Laughs At You? Ha, ha, ha!

(Psalm 2)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See How My Bile Piles Up To The Sky

See how they snied

See How I Fry

I'm crying

I'm Crying

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Rejectin The Body, Proceed To The Holocaust

(Ps. 40:6-8-Septuagint)

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Segregated Christians Singing, Come As We Are

Man you should have seen them

'Man You Should Have Seen Them.'

Kicking Edgar Allen Poe

Kicking Larry, Curly, Moe


I am the eggman, oh, they are they eggmen

'I Am The Fungus, That Is Among Us'

Oh, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

I Am A Virus, Mixing Up The Two

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob

New Jew Review, He's Coming After You.

This Is Not To Forget The Righteous Remnant Of Jews And Christians That Have Suffered Persecution And Death Even From Their Own Kind.
"For All Have Sinned And Fall Short OfThe Glory Of God." (Romans 3)
New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
Melody By John Lennon
Loving Encouragement And Support By Cynthia Maxwell, My Wife.





     Why Do It God's Way?

From The Tune, 'I Did It My Way', By Frank Sinatra

                                                                                    New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
To Sing Karaoke, Click Here, Minimize, Then Sing Lyrics Below.

New Lyrics:


And Now They Roast My Rear
On Nationwide, Television


They Toast My Long Career

Make Fun Of Me, While All Folks Listen

"I've Lived a Life" Of Bull


Of Me, Myself And Also I's Way

(Sound Of Donkey)

There's More, Much More Of This

           Why Do It God's Way

   My Roles, "Had Quite A Few"

The World's A Stage And I'm Pretendin

        No Need For Standards Too 

  When Most My Fans Are Silly Women.

I Even Taught A Course

Called 'Facade Man, Taking The Broad(s) Way.'


Of Course, There's No Remorse

Why Do It God's Way?

'Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew'
'When I bit off more than I could chew'
"But Through It All", When Teeth Fell Out

I Poly Gripped Them In My Mouth.

And Without Any Pause At All
Why Do It God's Way?

Then God, He Loved Then Died

Then Had His Fill Of My Accusings


'And Now,' As Fears Revive


I Find It All So Self Abusing

 To Think I Did All That

And In A Kamikaze Dive Way.

'Oh No, Oh No Not Me', Why Do It God's Way?

For I Am A Man, Don't Need No God?
Just Need Myself, That's All I Got
Give Me The Place, Where God Is Not


It Seems Somehow, That Place Is Hot.

My Final Roast, My Butt Is Toast

'And Did It My Way.'



New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell





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