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The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Invasion Of The Body Parts
Photo Creation By Cynthia Maxwell



Andy Cannon Has Written A Book Called Loving The Broken

The Problem Is That He's The One That Broke Some Of These 'Broken' People.

A Song About Him, 'Andy Man', Is Under The Song 'Invasion Of The Body Parts' Below And Is About The Philosophy Of Frank Tillapaugh,  Andy (Loose) Cannon, And Jeff Johnson Of Mile High Ministries (Miles Apart Ministries) And The Loose Accountability And Cliques That Result From Their Pre Apostle Paul Ministry Strategy.

"THE BODY IS A UNIT, THOUGH IT IS MADE UP OF MANY PARTS; and though all its parts are many, they form one body. ...17 IF THE WHOLE BODY WERE AN EYE, WHERE WOULD BE THE SENSE OF HEARING BE? IF THE WHOLE BODY WERE AN EAR, WHERE WOULD THE SENSE OF SMELL BE? 18 But in fact God has arranged the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. 19 If they were all one part, where would the body be?" (1 Cor. 12)

Frank N Clown: Lurch Unleashed. Invasion Of The Body Parts.

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Invasion Of The Body Parts

New Lyrics:

The Body Worked Fine Originally.

We Can Rebuild Him, Like A Lurch Unleashed

You Rang?

Frank Said, It Can Reach More By Seperating.

     Just Like A Dismembered Body



The Monster Laughed

His Arms Began To Thrash

Atomic Blast

Each Part Became Detached


And Needed Cash


So Each Could Make A Splash


    Then They Dispatched


This Was Each Parts Big Chance.

From The Suburbs Each Scurried From The Graveyard Grounds

And Started Throwing Cliches All Around

A Body Unleashed In Error And Terrorrrr

With Arms Flying Through The Air

Danger Will Robinson

Back To Chorus:

After A Bad Night All Round

They Felt Like Big Frank N Clowns

    Homeward For Fellowshipping

Time To Get Fooled Again.

Service 'Was Rocking' All Were 'Diggin Their Cliques.'

Knee Caps In That Corner, In That One Arm Pits


Rectum's In The Basement Clogging Up The Pipes.

'With The Vocal Group' Called, Frank N Clown Jive

Back To Chorus:

'Out From His' Box, Franks 'Voice Did Ring.'

'Seems he was troubled by just one thing'

'He opened the lid and shook his fist'

'And Said' When We Come Together Shouldn't Have All These Cliques.


Back To Chorus:

 Frank N Clown Parts Are Just Like Mini Me's.

Cant Expect Home Base To Look Differently.

Invading Body Parts Is Really Silly.

Love As A Whole Body, Is The Way It Should Be.

Back To Chorus:

The End






"Frank Tillapaugh, well-known speaker and author, was forced to resign as senior pastor of Bear Valley Church in Lakewood, Colorado. Focus on his involvement in an adulterous relationship for about eight years; Brief overview of his 20 years of ministry at the church."

More Here:


"The first time that I remember discussing the possibility of the Cannons moving to Denver to start a street ministry was at a family reunion in North Dakota. At that time neither the Cannons nor myself could envision the enormous impact their ministry would have. While the overall ministry has been huge, the individual parts are a collection of truly amazing personal stories. Fortunately, for all of us that are inspired by kingdom ministries, Andy has put some of those stories in print. They deserve to be told and you will love reading them."


 author, Unleashing the Church

"Andy Cannon, Founding Pastor of ODF, came to Denver in 1977 to work alongside Bear Valley Baptist Church and Pastor Frank Tillapaugh. Andy’s goal was to provide a home and a job for the homeless while discipling them in Christ."

"But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves....5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. 6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over weak-willed women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth. ...9 But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone." (2 Timothy 3)

Ode To Andy Man

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Ode To Andy Man

Genesis Center , Where I Got My Start.

There Every Silly Woman, Thought She Was Andy's Sweetheart.

(2 Tim. 3:5-7,9)

The Handy Man, Oh The Andy Man Can

The Andy Man Can Cause He Ruled In Andy Land, With Dippy Girls First In Line.


Who Can Take His History, Cover Up, Deny


Say This Never Happened, Drop Kick All The Wiser Guys.


In Andy Land, The Andy Man Can


The Andy Man Can, Cause He's King Of Andy Land, And He Said, It Is Good.


Now Andy Man Sticks Everyone In Cliques, Fortifies And Makes Contentious.

First Was All 'Bout Girly Dishes, That's When Things Got Really Vicious.

O, Who Can Take The Body, Isolate The Parts

SegregateThe Sorrow, Add Some Labels, Walls And Bars

In Andy Man Land, The Andy Man Can


The Andy Man Can, 'Cause He Mixed Lust With Love, And Then Says, It Is Good.


Accountability Is Even For Andy, And Also For The Loosest Cannons.


No More Late Night Chats With Women, So Let This Be Our Godly Lesson

Here's The Story's Moral, For All You Upstarts,

 End Won't Excuse Means, No Matter How Unleashed Your Part
(Romans 3:5-8)

 In Andy Man Land, The Andy Man Can

In Andy Man Land He Mixes Lust With Love And Then He Says, It Is Good 

In Andy Man Land He Mixes Lust With Love And Did What Christ Never Would  (2x)


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'If The Girls Don't Find You Handsome, They'll Sure Find You Handy' Red Green

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"But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves....5  having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them. 6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over weak-willed women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth. ...9 But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone." (2 Timothy 3)


"p44b.5 Frank Tillapaugh caught in an eight-year-long affair

(Christianity Today Aug 19 '91")

"Let's risk making mistakes and learn in the process of ministering."

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 55 First Paragraph)

"At this point I want to make it clear that the church unleashed is built on trust and trust is built on relationships."

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982  pg. 77 Last Paragraph)

"As long as the issue is not heresy or sin, alway remember that God has given him (Senior Pastor) the responsibility of shepherding the church."

Parentheses Mine.

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 103 First Paragraph)

 Frank Was Senior Pastor Of His Church.

"Editor's Note: The volume by Augsburger, Ratz, and Tillapaugh has valuable discussions and suggestions, especially from the first two contributors. Inclusion of this review is not intended to minimize the seriousness of Frank Tillapaugh's recent moral disqualification from ministry."

Frank Tillapaugh On Genesis Center:

"As the street worker was about the board the van to return to the Genesis Center-a communal home for Christian street people.....The street worker mentioned above is not a member of Teen Challenge or some other parachurch ministry. He is a church member who specializes in ministry to street people. His base of operations is the Genesis Center, a communal home where fifteen to thirty people live. It is part of Bear Valley, a local church ministry."

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 44 First Paragraph)

" nephew from Memphis, Tennessee (Andy Cannon) called me. He had been working with street people there for several years. On one occasion some time before. I had mentioned to him that we would like to see the Lord lead us into a similar ministry. And now, suddenly, here he was on the telephone confiding that he felt, for some reason, that God wanted him to move to Denver and begin a street work...."

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 81 2nd Paragraph)

"The street ministry needs a base of operations. Our base has been a big house where up to thirty people live in a community at a time (Genesis Center). Presently we rent a storefront and run a coffeehouse. Jesus on Main Street, in the target area. This has given us a second base from which to work.... "

Parentheses Mine.

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 192 Last Paragraph)

This 'Jesus on Main Street' would be where we served coffee, food, Christian music And Counseling. While Individuals Like Myself Would Run Particular Nights, Andy Man Would Come In, Immediately Go To The Back, Out Of Sight And Counsel Mostly Wayward Women By Themselves. (Eyewitness Bj Maxwell)

"...As you can imagine, the whole sexual issue is extremely volatile in the kind of home we operate. Andy Cannon, our street pastor, had run similar houses in the past. Andy, along with those living in the houses, came up with some dating guidelines. Everyone who comes to live in our street house is given the following information on dating:.... "

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 194, 2nd Paragraph)

 I Was There In My New Years As A Christian And I Could Have Used Such Guidelines. These Guidelines Didn't Exist At The Writing Of This Book And During My Several Years Of Living There. Frank Or Andy Did Not Lead By Example Or Demonstrate In Any Way That Accountability Was Anything They Believed In Enough To Practice It Themselves. Andy Would Come Back To Genesis Center With Individual Women From The House, Who Had Helped Him At 'Jesus On Main Street', Staying Outside The Home For An Hour Or Two Alone With The Woman, In His Car. He Didn't Know Or Care What The Bible Says About The 'Appearance Of Evil.' (1 Thess. 5:22) (Actual Resident-Bj Maxwell)


"The above rules may sound repressive to most of us relational, middle class types...."

(The Church Unleashed; Frank Tillapaugh, 1982 pg. 196 Last Paragraph)

Most Of Its Existence, 'Genesis Center' Was In Reality 'Last Days Center', Because It Was The Last Days For Ninety Or More Percent Of The Couples That Lived There Who Eventually Got Divorced, And Ninety Percent Is A Conservative Figure.

(Bj Maxwell, Actual Resident)

"p44b.5 Frank Tillapaugh caught in an eight-year-long affair Christianity Today Aug 19 '91"

Toward The End Of Genesis Center, They Turned It Into A House For Women Only. The House Was Finally Closed About The Time Women Were Having Actual Fist Fights With Each Other. (Bj Maxwell Actual Resident)

My Inspiration For Andy Man: 

Silly Men Who Minister To Silly Women

"But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves....5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them. 6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over weak-willed women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth. 8 Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these men oppose the truth--men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. 9 But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone." (2 Timothy 3)
For The Women That Will Read This, I Want To Say Up Front That Obviously Silly Women Don't Speak For Or Represent All Women And That There Are Plenty Of Silly Men In This World And In The Church. This Message Is For These Silly Women And The Men Who Seduce Them Or Are Seduced By Them, And To Warn The Rest Not To Fall Into The Following Traps. I Speak From Personal Experience.
Thirty Years Ago, I Was Fresh Out Of The N.A.V.Y. (Never Again Volunteer Yourself). I Was Twenty Years Old, A Virgin To The Things Of The World. Previously And In The Navy I Had Given Myself To The Lord, Experienced The Baptism Of The Holy Spirit At A Spirit Filled Christian Commune In Savannah Georgia, While On Liberty (Free Time From The Navy)
Now, I Was Out And Was Looking For A Similar Christian Commune To Move Into And Be Discipled. My Home State Didn't Fare Well Concerning Spirit Filled Christian Communes. I Found Only One (Not Spirit Filled) Called Genesis Center.
I Applied And Was Accepted. It Took A Few Days To Even Find Out Who Was Running The Place. Prayer And Bible Study Was Scarce. Men And Women Were Essentially Free To Interact However They Wanted Because There Was No One To Tell Them Otherwise. What Kept It From Being An Instant Disaster Was That Most Were Christians, Though Very Nominal Or Like Myself Just Starting Their Walk With God. Eventually We Got Someone That Ran The House.
This Man Was Spirit Filled, Prayed Fervently In His Room, Knew The Scriptures And When We Did Have Discussions That Were Profitable.
My Problem Wasn't With Him. His Leader Popped In Every Once In A While To Say Hi, And Leave.
To Lessen The Confusion We Will Call The Leader Of This Leader, Andy.
He Had A Real Knack For Attracting The Women In That House And To Eventually Get Them To Help Run A 'Christian' Coffeehouse He Started In The Inner City. He Would Come Back From Working The Coffeehouse With Individual Women From The House At Midnight Or Later, And They Would Sit In His Car For Lengthy Periods Discussing Or Who Knows What.
These Were Silly Women That Apparently Were Suckers For A Handsome Face, A Soft Demeanor And A Guitar.
He Would Also 'Counsel' Mostly Women In The Back Room Of The Coffeehouse Alone And Spent Most Of His Time Counseling Instead Of Being Up Front Where The Coffeehouse Was.
He Had A Wife At Home Who Clearly Wasn't A Silly Woman But More Resembled A Stepford Wife As Did Most Of The Wives Of The Religious Leaders Of This Particular Movement.
These Wives Were Mostly Very Stoic, Robotic, And Came Down Mostly On Sundays For Church.
By All Appearances You Would Think That These Religious Leaders Were Called By God But Their Spouses Were Not.
This Is Not To Excuse These Religious Leaders In Any Way For Spending Way Too Much Of Their Private Time With The Silly Women, It's Only To Give The Context.
So As A New Christian I Was Witnessing All This And Having Problems Of My Own Resisting A Girl That Lived In The House.
I Cannot Say It Was Love Or Even Lust At First Sight But A Need For Companionship. Due To My Lack Of Experience And Her Well Developed Experience In Manipulation, I Went Deeper And Deeper Into An Unhealthy Relationship. Cannot Quite Explain It But It Got To Where I Was Trying To Prove My Manhood More Than Anything Else And She Would Control Me By Dating Other Guys And Even Hanging Out With Andy To The Wee Hours. So I Went To Bed With Her Making The Relationship Worse.
Well, I Eventually Came To My Senses, Repented And Got Away From Her. This Experience Has Served To Keep Me From Sexual Encounters Until I Met My Wife Twenty Years Later. We Have Been Devoted To God And Each Other Only Ever Since.
Then Possibly Through Some Effort Of My Own, I Helped Expose Andy For His Shady Ways. Not Too Much Accounting To The Higher Authorities Went On Because Of The One He Was Accountable To, We Will Call Him Frank, Was A Pastor Of A Baptist Church In The Suburbs And Was Later Found To Be Commiting Adultery With A Women For Eight Years And During His Pastorship, Until He Was Found Out And Defrocked.
Back To Andy, He Eventually Recovered From His Slap On the Wrist And Contined To Develop This Ministry And Recruited New Members And Helpers That Knew Nothing Of The Shady Beginnings Of This Ministry To Silly Women.
This 'Christian' House, Eventually Forced All The Men Move Out And Turned It Into A Ministry To Silly Women Only.
For Several Years After That Andy Recruited Others, Including Myself To Run This Coffeehouse, While He Devoted His Effort To Preaching There On Sundays.
Finally, And Toward The End Of The Coffehouse Aspect Of This Ministry He Recruited A Friend From The Air Force, Previously Divorced To Lead The Leaders Of This Coffehouse.
He Was Charismatic And Did A Decent Job Of Running The Coffeehouse. He Was Much More Organized Than Andy And Had The Respect Of Most Of The People In The Coffeehouse.
Nevertheless, He Too Must Have Thought He Had A Ministry To Silly Women Because I Would See Him Counseling Teen Age Women In the Back, Consoling, Rubbing Their Backs etc.
So Through What I Have Experienced Personally, Directly And Indirectly I Have Come To Some Conclusions Over These Thirty Years Of Being A Christian.
Men Should Minister To Men, Women To Women, Unless There Is Some Kind Of Geographic Distance Between The Two And Reasonable Accountability.
I Don't Believe In Segregating People Groups For Ministry, But As Far As Living Arrangements There Needs To Be Enough Workers Available To Supervise Or Clear, Seperate And Unbreachable Living Quarters.
Ironically These Same Silly Men Would Be The First To Harp On The Accountability Of Those Under Them, While They Were Doing These Kind Of Things, While Excusing Each Other.
"you, then, who teach others, do you not teach yourself? You who preach against stealing, do you steal? 22 You who say that people should not commit adultery, do you commit adultery? You who abhor idols, do you rob temples? 23 You who brag about the law, do you dishonor God by breaking the law? 24 As it is written: "God's name is blasphemed among the Gentiles because of you." (Romans 2)
Even If The Counseling And Patting Doesn't Go Sexual The Scriptures Say:
"Rejoice evermore. 17 Pray without ceasing. 18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. 19 Quench not the Spirit. 20 Despise not prophesyings. 21 Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. 22 Abstain from all appearance of evil." (1 Thess. 5)
In Summary:
You Silly Women, Stop Flirting With Christian Men That Are Married Or Are There For Ministry. You're Not Off The Hook. Get Grounded In The Word And Prayer Get Proper Fellowship. Stop Being Silly And Manipulative, Come To The Knowledge Of The Truth, Raise Godly Families, Because If You Don't Your Sin Will Find You Out And In the End Will Be More Damaging To You Than Anyone Else. (Philippians 4)
You Silly Men Do The Same, Become Accountable, Start Practicing What You Preach. God Sees What You Are Doing And You Cannot Fool Him. You Will Be Even More Accountable To God For The Ones You Had Responsibility Over.
"Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly. 2 We all stumble in many ways. If anyone is never at fault in what he says, he is a perfect man, able to keep his whole body in check." (James 3)
'Flee Youthful Lusts', Don't Give Lust An Opportunity, Refer Women To Ministries Or Other Stable Women That Are Equipped and Ready To Counsel.
If I Spot A Woman That Needs Ministry, I Try To Hook Them Up With My Wife For Counsel. If That Doesn't Work I Refer Them And Pray For Them Not Prey On Them.
If Any Of The Links Don't Work, Let Me Know And Do A Yahoo Or Google Search Of The Title."