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We Didn't Pick The Choir

 
Formerly 'We Didn't Start The Fire' By Billy Joel.
 
To Sing Karaoke, Hold Down Shift Key, Click Here.
(Start Right On Fifth Explosion)
 
To Hear Billy J Sing This, Do The Above But Click Here.
 
New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
 

We Didn't Pick The Choir


 

 Father Abram, Isaac Too, And Son Jacob God Picked You
(Ro. 9:11-16)

(Isaiah 43:10)

 Be My Witness, In The World, You're The Chosen Few.


 Brother Ishmael, Esau Too, Guests On Hee Haw, But Not Jews. (Gen. 16:9-12)



 Lots Of Blessings, More Than Jews, Oil Wells Galore.



Instrumental:



 Einstein, 'H Bomb', CircumscissorsMissed Your God.

 

High On Power, Sadducees, Modern Day Bad Pharisees


 Jews Killed That Jesus Guy, And God's Prophets All Must Die. 

(1 Kings 19:10,14; Is. 1:4ff; Matt. 23:37-39; Acts 7:51-60; 1 Thess. 2:14-16)



 Prophet Daniel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Goodbye


 Chorus:

 We Didn't Pick The Choir


 

 But We Felt The Thunder


 

 Since God Chose The Younger
(Ro. 9:11-16)


 We Didn't Start Their Ire



 But We Helped Rekindle

 When Their Fire Dwindled



 

 Violent Muslim, Reads Quran Makes Him A More Angry Man. 


 Bombing Children, Women Too, Calls God Loving, Shame On You.


Star Trek Reruns, Your Heroes Are Klingons


 Many Wives, Selling Drugs Blames U.S. Says They're Corrupt

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 Shoot, Down, Airline, Women Children Hide Behind

Replacement Theology, Justifies Your Killing Spree.

 

 Got F Debating, But Got A In Chemistry


Stupid Terrorists


Saved By Grace, Seek My Face, But Jews Still Get Their Own Place.

(Ezekiel 36)

 


Chorus:

We Didn't Pick The Choir



But We Felt The Thunder



Since God Chose The Younger

We Didn't Start Their Ire

'No we didn't light it'

But We Did Invite It 

 Only Have Things To Do, When Killing People Not Like You. 



 

 Building Things Works For Most, But Blow Them Up Just Makes You Boast.




 Kill For Virgins In The Sky, Dropped And Got Satan Live.

Anger Management Class, Made You More A Jackass



 

 Lukewarm, Covert Kind That Make Christ Hurl On Side.




Dismembered, Makes Christ Sick, He Said He'll Take Your Candlestick

(Revelation 1-3)

History Says That's Just What You Got

 Now Constantinople's A Muslim Turkey Hot Spot.

 

Chorus:

 We Didn't Pick The Choir


 

But We Felt The Thunder


Since God Chose The Younger


We Didn't Start Their Ire

'No we didn't light it'

 But We Did Revive It



 

 Thousand Times The Jewish Land, Still Pissed Off Jacob's The Man.


(Blue Color Is Israel, The Rest Is Arab)

You Want Land Of Jews And Jerusalem Too


 

 Judge NotThe Wrong JC, Just Enables Sa'id



  And No Pope Is Innocent, Exchanging Truth For Nonsense

 Been Pissed Since Genesis, Your Enablers Just Assist, Could You Please Tell Me, What Else Could I Have Missed.

 


 Chorus:

 We Didn't Pick The Choir


 

 But We Felt The Thunder


 

 Since God Chose The Younger
(Ro. 9:11-16)


 We Didn't Start Their Ire



 But We Helped Rekindle

 When Their Fire Dwindled

 Buy The Rope, They Sold You, Hang Them With It When Your Through. 


 Mama, Papa Never Taught You Social Skills.


 Intelligence Waste Of Time, 'Terror on the airline'


 

 Need Christian Liberals, Love Muslims Literals

 Burning Bosom Deep Inside, Foretaste Of Your Future Life


 

 New Age Fruitcake Stew Just As Bad As Muslim View.

Replacement Theology And Jewish Wannabes

 More Unholy Holy Wars, 'I can't take anymore'

stupid-terrorist

Chorus:

We Didn't Pick The Choir


 But We Felt The Thunder


 Since God Chose The Younger


 We Didn't Start Their Ire

But 'when we' All 'are gone' 

They'll 'burn on'


'And on and on and on and on... ' 

 

 Chorus:

 We Didn't Pick The Choir


 

 But We Felt The Thunder


 

 Since God Chose The Younger
(Ro. 9:11-16)


 We Didn't Start Their Ire



 But We Helped Rekindle

 When Their Fire Dwindled

But We Can Fight It

(4X)

Bj Maxwell
 
01/20/2015; 01/21/2015;01/26/2015; 01/28/2015
 
Copyright
 
You're A Militant Muslim Or Enabler If:
 
1) Your Heroes On Star Trek Are The Klingons.
 
2) You Don't See Any Problem With Simultaneously Bombing Innocent People And Calling God All Compassionate. (Allah)
 
3) Your Idea Of Winning A Debate Is If You Can Maim Your Opponent, Making Them Unable To Continue.
 
4) You Don't See What's So Wrong With Selling Drugs To Support Your Trade.
 
5) You Have Many Wives, Sell Drugs, Murder People While Condemning America For Its Corruption.
 
6) You Don't Understand How You Have To Be Smaller Than The Innocent Woman Or Child You Are Hiding Behind.
 
7) You Could Naturally Get Hired As A Klingon Extra.
 
8) You Think That If The U.S. Is Allowed Nuclear Weapons Then Everyone That Seeks The Annhilation Of Israel Ought To Be Allowed That Same Right.
 
9) You Just Don't Know What To Do With Yourself When You Don't Have Someone To Murder.
 
 
 
 
 
 
14) You're Jealous That Hollywood Hates Bush More Than You.
 
 
 
 
 
 
18) You Think The Somalis Were The Real Heroes In 'Black Hawk Down.'
 
19) You Love Christian Liberals Hate Muslim Liberals.
 
 
21) You Think Intelligent Discourse Is A Sign Of Weakness And Retreat.
 
22) You Think Intelligence Is A Sign Of Weakness.
 
 
 
 
 
26) Also Waiting For Hollywood To Offer You A Spin Off Reality Show To Survivor Where A Group Of People Hide In A Cave, Turning On Each Other Until No One Is Left.
 
27) Couldn't Get Any Attention By Being The Good Kid So You Became A Mass Murderer.
 
28) Think Obama's Plan To Immediately Leave Iraq Is A Good One. This Will Allow You To Focus Your Attention Elsewhere.
 
29) Are Working On An Internet Publication Called, 'Better Caves And Gardens'
 
30) Despite Having Mecca All To Yourself You Still Want Jerusalem Too.
 
 
"The angel of the Lord also said to her: "You are now with child and you will have a son. You shall name him Ishmael, for the Lord has heard of your misery. 12 He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers." (Genesis 16)
 
32) That Burning In Your Bosom Is Not A Testament To Your Prophets Credibility, Only A Foretaste Of Your Future Home.
 
33) Anger Management Class Just Made You More Angry.
 
 
Bj Maxwell
03/11/2008
Copyright
 
More Points:

34) Believe That The Torture Of Terrorists Will Make Them Angry And Violent.

 

Bj Maxwell
07/05/2008
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