You're A Militant Muslim Or Enabler If You:

You're A Militant Muslim Or Enabler If You:

You're A Militant Muslim Or Enabler If:

1) Your Heroes On Star Trek Are The Klingons.

2) You Don't See Any Problem With Simultaneously Bombing Innocent People And Calling God All Compassionate. (Allah)

3) Your Idea Of Winning A Debate Is If You Can Maim Your Opponent, Making Them Unable To Continue.

4) You Don't See What's So Wrong With Selling Drugs To Support Your Trade.

5) You Have Many Wives, Sell Drugs, Murder People While Condemning America For Its Corruption.

6) You Don't Understand How You Have To Be Smaller Than The Innocent Woman Or Child You Are Hiding Behind.

7) You Could Naturally Get Hired As A Klingon Extra.

8) You Think That If The U.S. Is Allowed Nuclear Weapons Then Everyone That Seeks The Annhilation Of Israel Ought To Be Allowed That Same Right.

9) You Just Don't Know What To Do With Yourself When You Don't Have Someone To Murder.

10) You Don't Understand The Concept Behind Extreme Makeover.

11) Your Father And Mother Never Taught You A Constructive Trade Or Social Skills.

12) You Ride The Backs Of Your Enablers Then Bomb The Crap Out Of Them When You're Done.

13) You Have A Hard Time Keeping A Straight Face When Liberals Think You Are Just Misunderstood Or Have Had A Rough Childhood.

14) You're Jealous That Hollywood Hates Bush More Than You.

15) Despite Owning 1000 Times The Land And Oil Reserves Than Israel, You Are Still Pissed Off That That Jacob Got The Birthright.

16) Your Idea Of Entertainment Is Watching All The Replacement Theologians Set The Stage For You.

17) You Got An F In Debate Class But An A In Chemistry.

18) You Think The Somalis Were The Real Heroes In 'Black Hawk Down.'

19) You Love Christian Liberals Hate Muslim Liberals.

20) You Think Building Things Is Highly Overrated While Blowing Them Up Is Underrated.

21) You Think Intelligent Discourse Is A Sign Of Weakness And Retreat.

22) You Think Intelligence Is A Sign Of Weakness.

23) You Think Border Control Is Not Really Necessary.

24) Don't See Any Contradiction In Hanging Someone With The Rope They Sell You.

25) Still Waiting For Hollywood To Get Back With You On Your Better Idea For A New Show Called 'Extreme Takeover.'

26) Also Waiting For Hollywood To Offer You A Spin Off Reality Show To Survivor Where A Group Of People Hide In A Cave, Turning On Each Other Until No One Is Left.

27) Couldn't Get Any Attention By Being The Good Kid So You Became A Mass Murderer.

28) Think Obama's Plan To Immediately Leave Iraq Is A Good One. This Will Allow You To Focus Your Attention Elsewhere.

29) Are Working On An Internet Publication Called, 'Better Caves And Gardens'

30) Despite Having Mecca All To Yourself You Still Want Jerusalem Too.

31) Your Favourite Animal Is The Jackass.

"The angel of the Lord also said to her: "You are now with child and you will have a son. You shall name him Ishmael, for the Lord has heard of your misery. 12 He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers." (Genesis 16)

32) That Burning In Your Bosom Is Not A Testament To Your Prophets Credibility, Only A Foretaste Of Your Future Home.

33) Anger Management Class Just Made You More Angry.

Bj Maxwell

03/11/2008

More Points:

34) Believe That The Torture Of Terrorists Will Make Them Angry And Violent.

Bj Maxwell

07/05/2008

You're An Undercover Christian If You: