Found Me My Baby
Giver
Mike The Maniacal Mormon Image By Robert Smith
Lyrics On Image By Cynthia Maxwelll
Constructive Criticism And Support By Cynthia Maxwell
Thankyou Lord For This Gift
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New Lyrics In Black
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Formerly:
'Down By The Lazy River' Sung By The Osmonds
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Found Me My Baby Giver
G, C, G
Spiritually Dead And Corrupt
(Romans 1:21-26)
G, C, G
Before We Lose
Our Tithes
G, C,
Gotta Build Our Own Cities
F
Why Don't You Populate With Me....(Hee, Hee,
Hee)
G, C, G
Proseletyzing Tonight
G, C, G
I'll Get a Girl And Keep Her Quiet
(Barefoot And Pregnant)
(Fat Albert-Hey, Hey, Hey)
G, C,
Break It To Her Nice And Easy
F
'It Won't Be Long ', Til She Thinks
As I Think
(2 Tim. 3:5-7)
G, C, G
Found Me My Baby
Giver, 'One Big Family'
G, A, D
Bound By A Hazy Scripture , In Timothy 2 Verse Fifteen.
(1 Tim. 2:15)
G, B
If You Sing Our Songs, You'll Be As Gods
(There Ought To Be No Mormons After)
C, F
Believe Joes Books, Christians Join Our Throng.
G, D, G
Payments Down At The Baby River, Procreate Eternally
G
Read Between The Lines
(2 Peter 3:15-17)
B
Switch Plain Sense For Nonsense
C
We'll Have A Real Hot Time
F
My Eternal Guest
G, C, G
Theres A Hot Planet For You
G, C, G
Wham, Bam, Thankyou Too.
G, C
There's That Burning In Her Bosoms
F
Come Down, Siblings And Cousins
G, C, F, C
'And down, I said down ' Payments Down, 'I'm goin' ' 'They're
Goin...'
G, C, G
Found
Me My Baby Giver, 'One Big Family'
G, A, D
Come By Lu's Blazing River, Mor(m)onic Brother Of J.C.
(m-optional)
G, B
She Is Sure To Belong, Christians Sing This Song
C, F
We'll Spread Da-Seed/Deceit, With Our Wives Repeat
(2 Tim. 3:5-7)
G, D, G
Bound By A Hazy Scripture, Just Bout Smooth Deliveries
Short Instrumental
G, B
We Are Sure To Atone, You Won't Be Alone
C, F
Just Bring All Joes Books,
And Sing This Poem
G
Payments Down At The Baby River, Down...Payment
G
I Made A Town With My Baby Giver, Town
G
I'm Going Down To Lu's Blazing River,
Down
To Hear Mike The Maniacal Mormon Sing This, Click Here, Play, Minimize And Listen.
"But women will be SAVED THROUGH CHILDBEARING--if they continue in faith, love and
holiness with propriety." (1 Tim. 2:15)
"Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our dear brother PAUL also wrote you with
THE WISDOM THAT GOD GAVE HIM. 16 He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters
contain SOME THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND, WHICH IGNORANT AND UNSTABLE PEOPLE DISTORT, AS THEY DO THE OTHER SCRIPTURES,
TO THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION. 17 Therefore, dear friends, since you already know this, be on your guard so that you may not be
carried away by the error of lawless men and fall from your secure position." (2 Peter 3:15-17)
"having a form of godliness but denying its power. HAVE NOTHING TO
DO WITH THEM. 6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and GAIN CONTROL
OVER WEAK-WILLED WOMEN, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never
able to acknowledge the truth." (2 Tim. 3:5-7)
"The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy."
Journal of Discourses 11:269 (Aug. 19, 1866)
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Brigham_Young#Polygamy
07/24/2012
07/26/2012
07/28/2012; 06/27/2014
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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
Mormons Think Mormonism Is Christianity. Found This At The End Of The Osmonds Song
'Down By The Lazy River' At You Tube.
I Found The Following After A You Tube Video Of 'Lazy River' By The
Osmonds. Mormons Actually Believe That Mormonism Is Christianity.
"A celebration of 50 years of The Osmonds.
This their final performance altogether opening song Down by the Lazy River. As members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day
Saints (commonly known as Mormons), we stand as Christians to the world, the Osmond's being one of our finest
ambassadors, their music and lyrics really stand the test of time!"
http://www.mormon.org
http://jesuschrist.lds.org/SonOfGod
You Won't Believe This Cartoon Called The Godmakers, Accurately Describing Mormonism Here.
Part 2- If you can't find a good church-Start one
"O Lord, I ask you to give me,
A MISSION-a call to be sent out
A MINISTRY-those you want me to be sent to
A METHOD-how exactly you want me to carry your ministry
out
A MESSAGE- either initial evangelism or discpling
existing Christians
THE MOTIVATION- the driving push to get me committed
to the work."
We have looked at the Mission, the call to be sent
out, next is
The Ministry, those who you are sent out to.
Acts 1:8 (KJV)
But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy
Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me
both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria,
and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
It was once explained to me that the succession of
people mentioned in this verse may be clarified in this way: look at those who this was spoken to who were the people of ...
Jerusalem? Their familes and friends.
Judea? Those living in the surrounding area of their
homes.
Samaria? Their racial enemies. "The Jews had no dealings
with the Samaritans" (John 4:9)
The uttermost parts of the earth? Everyone else.
A METHOD-how exactly you want me to carry your ministry
out.
It is necessary that you begin your ministry
in prayer, and bathe it in prayer the whole time. Nothing can happen to change a person's heart from darkness and deadness
to light and life unless God does it. These words should haunt you...
John 15:4-5 (KJV)
Abide in me, and I in you.
As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except
it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me.
{5} I am the vine, ye are the
branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much
fruit:
for without me ye can do nothing.
And again,
John 6:44 (KJV)
No man can come to me,
except the Father which hath sent me draw him:
and I will raise him up at the last day.
So to start your ministry, pray: "Lord, send me just one person that you want me to disciple or lead to Christ. And I will be
faithful to minister your love to them as you live Your Life through me. In Jesus Name, Amen."
You don't need a whole room full or a whole tent-full
of people to start a ministry. One or 2 people who are really dedicated to getting serious about Christ is where to start.
If you really get one serious baby Christian to care for, you will have your hands plenty full just answering questions
and praying for guidance and ministering seriously to them. And let's remember the goal...multiplication not necessarily
addition. As in this verse:
2 Tim 2:2 (KJV)
And the things that thou hast heard of me among
many witnesses,
the same commit thou to faithful men,
who shall be able to teach others also.
See, God takes the long view to measure success..
We like to see large numbers of converts and filled pews. God looks into the heart of a person to see of they are dedicated
and committed over the long haul. It has been said that 10% of an average evangelical congregation does 90% of the work. This
is the problem of seeking a large number of shallow converts who were not discipled properly.
Jesus, the Lord of Glory, spent the bulk of His earthly
ministry teaching and training and pouring Himself into 12 men. By our standards, this was either a wasteful use of his brief
time and energy, and in terms of numbers He was a failure. But was He really a failure, or was He modelling for us a profound
truth about propagating the Gospel: that a small group of dedicated followers can do more in the long haul than
a large mass of casual hangers-on?
A MESSAGE- either initial evangelism or discpling
existing Christians.
Depending on the circumstance of the ministry the
Lord leads you into, you will either have to start by leading someone to Christ, or you will have an already-saved person
who now needs to grow up in Christ. So the message becomes one either of evangelism or discipleship. It has been my experience
that some preachers seem to ignore the need for growing their congregations up in the Lord, and are content to keep "getting
them saved" week after week with a salvation message that they have heard hundreds of times already. Once they are saved,
they are ready to move onward and upward. Get on with it.
So what kinds of things do you need to teach your
new disciple?
Who God is, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, what is Their
function and everything about them you can.
What is salvation? Moving from darkness to light,
repenting of sin and keeping a "short account" with God if you happen to sin. One of the most important verses in all of scripture
for this:
1 John 1:8-9 (KJV)
If we say that we have no sin,
we deceive ourselves, and the truth is
not in us.
{9} If we confess our sins,
he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins,
and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
This is only the dusting of snow on a very large iceberg.
They need to make certain to have invited Christ into
their heart, Rev 3:20
They need to know about Christ living in them by the
Holy Spirit.
How to pray without ceasing.
What behaviors are acceptable and unacceptable from
the scriptures.
How to bind Satan and what wiles Satan uses to tempt
us to sin.
How to know that their eternal salvation is secure
1 John 5:10-13 (KJV)
He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness
in himself:
he that believeth not God hath made him a liar;
because he believeth not the record that
God gave of his Son.
{11} And this is the record,
that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.
{12} He that hath the Son
hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
{13} These things have I written
unto you
that believe on the name of the Son of God;
that ye may know that ye have eternal life,
and that ye may believe on the name of the Son
of God.
I could go on and on.
Teach them about the Rapture, death, Hell, Resurrection,
Creation vs Evolution, the ten commandments, The Lord's Prayer, how to study the
Bible.......so much more. See what I mean about a roomful of converts? If you really teach one person about all this, in such
an intensity that they can begin to teach someone else, and more, you will have an astounding ministry.
If you want a good outline of things to start teaching
your new disciple, please refer to my evangelistic presentation at
There are many other helps and devotional Bible studies
available from this ministry, you need only to ask, I will be happy to provide them.
THE MOTIVATION- the driving push to get me committed
to the work.
Again, you need to pray and ask God to warm your stagnant
heart, and fill you with His Spirit, and set you on fire to minister to Him. He will answer this prayer. He is waiting to
answer it. Are you ready to ask it ?
In Christ.....brother bob......<><
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