Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker

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ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
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Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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If You've Heard Of AVG And Panda Virus Checkers,  This Spiritual Virus Checker And Cleaner Can Remove Pesky, And Unwanted Cult And Clique Viruses From Your Life Instantaneously, Through A Simple Application.

This Checker Is All You Need To Restore The Basics And Remove Unnecessary And Dangerous Files In Your Hard Drive And Can Be Used To Refute And Permanently Remove False Teachings. 

Many Resource Links Are Embedded In The Words Below. Come Back Often For Upgrades And No Downloads Necessary

 Meant To Be Seen In Descending Order.

God Is Three In One (Deuteronomy 6:4,5; Isaiah 48:12-16; Genesis 1:26,27; John 1; Ps. 45:6ff; Hebrews 1; Philippians 2:5-11; )

1x1x1=1

1+1+1=3

Three Persons United, In One God

One=United

However, They Are Not Nor Do The Three Become Each Other. That Is Modalism.

The Viruses Removed Here Should Be Most Of The Worst Ones. Most Cults  Deny The Triunity Of God

 And The Deity Of Christ. Not Removing These Viruses Will Affect The Rest Of What Happens Below. 

"For in him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily. 10 And ye are complete in him,

 which is the head of all principality and power:" (Colossians 2:9,10)

The Rest Is Below.

 He (God the Word Made Flesh) came unto his own, and his own received him not. (John 1:11)

Two Become One: "And God The Word Became Flesh."

Two Natures, One Person

The Hypostatic Union Or Incarnation.

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. ...10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. 11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not. ...14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth." (John 1)

"But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:" (John 1:12)

Errant Teachings Refuted:

Any Belief System That Teaches A Form Of Godliness That Denies The Power Or Responsibility To Act Like The Sons They Are.

Undercover Christians

Oneness In Guilt:

"For God hath concluded them all in unbelief, that .. (Romans 11:32a)

Jew Guilty (Acts 2:38ff; Zechariah 12:10ff; 1 Thess. 2:14,15 ; Romans 3)

Cults Killed Here:

Any Belief System That Teaches That Jews Are Somehow Exempt From Guilt And The Need To Place Faith In Yeshua.

Also Group Think And The Jew.

 Isaiah 53: Countering The Counter Missionaries

When Jewish Counter Missionaries Attack.

You're A Jewish Counter Missionary If:

Two Become One: "And God The Word Became Flesh."

The Hypostatic Union, Incarnation. Whenever Two Become One (United), Not Each Other, There Is A Mystery.

"And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory." (1 Timothy 3:16)

"For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.

26 And so all Israel shall be saved: as it is written, There shall come out of Sion the Deliverer, and shall turn away ungodliness from Jacob... " (Romans 11; Jeremiah 31:32,33; Zechariah 12)

Oneness In Individual And Resistable Mercy Extended.

... he might have mercy upon all. (Romans 11:32b)

Universal Guilt Must Be Established Before Universal Mercy Can Be Applied For, 'They Which Receive The Abundance Of Grace.' (Romans 5:17ff)

The Gentile Guilty: Now We Know That What Things Soever The Law Saith, It Saith To Them Who Are Under The Law; That Every Mouth May Be Stopped, And All The World May Become Guilty Before God. (Romans 3:19)

Errant Teachings Stopped Here Are:

Calvinism...

When Does All Mean All

By Grace Through Faith In Christ, Jew And Gentile Are One In The Body Of Christ. Similar To The Triunity Of God, One Doesn't Mean Becoming Each Other.

One New Man, Not One Jew Man.

Cults Or Cliques Killed:

Replacement Theology Which Makes The Church And Israel The Same Or Unscripturally Linked.

Here Are Some Differences Between The Church And Israel.

One New Man, Not One Jew Man:

"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them. 11 Wherefore remember, that ye being in time past Gentiles in the flesh, who are called Uncircumcision by that which is called the Circumcision in the flesh made by hands; 12 That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world: 13 But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ. 14 For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition between us; 15 Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, even the law of commandments contained in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, so making peace; 16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby: 17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh. 18 For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father. 19 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God; 20 And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner stone; 21 In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an holy temple in the Lord: 22 In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of God through the Spirit." (Ephesians 2)

That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel,...(Not One With Israel) 15 Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, even the law of commandments contained in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, so making peace; 16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby: (One New Man, Not Jew Man In The Body Of Christ) 17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh. 18 For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father. 19 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God..." (Ephesians 2)

Jew

Man

Husband

Hebrew (Acts 6; 7)

Rich 

 

"For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment; 3 And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; (In The Basement) and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool: 4 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?" (James 2) 

 

The Mysteries Bring Folks Together Not Separate Them.
 
"It is ironic that Jesus Christ died on the cross to break down the barriers between Jew and Gentile and the subgroups. Then the modern church creates all kinds of programs, philosophies and strategies that divide and segregate these groups again." (B.J. Maxwell, One Nation Under God, Individual).

"There is one body, and one Spirit, even as ye are called in one hope of your calling; 5 One Lord, one faith, one baptism, 6 One God and Father of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all." (Ephesians 4)

One Doesn't Mean The Same As.

 

 

 
 

Gentile

Woman

Wife (Ephesians 5:23)

Greek

Poor

Modern Ministry Segregates People And Teaches That Ministry Belongs To The Specialist.

Segregated Ministries, Ministries That Teach The Dismemberment Of The Body Of Christ, In Order To Minister To The Body Of Christ.

 Specialized Christianity

Focus On The Family Or On God?

Miles Apart Ministries

 

Similarities But Not The Real Jesus

 

"But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. 4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him." (2 Corinthians 11)

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Trojan Horses:

1.The hollow wooden horse in which, according to legend, Greeks hid and gained entrance to Troy, later opening the gates to their army.

2. Computer Science A program that appears to be legitimate but is designed to have destructive effects, as to data residing in the computer onto which the program was loaded.

Another Jesus:

Form Of Godliness:

Pretenders And Actors.

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12/07/2009

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