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What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
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Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
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To The Gullible Sheep In Your Average Congregation. (Danger Signs To Look Out For)

 

He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile

 Formerly 'Bette Davis Eyes'

Songwriters: WEISS, DONNA / DE SHANNON, JACKIE

  New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Thankyou Lord For This Gift

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He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile

"Too much smiling can be viewed as a sign of shallowness or dishonesty" (Non Verbal Communication Methods)

   His Smile Is Getting Old

    He Looks Like Gomer Pyle

   Grins While He's Being Cold

  He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile

 

     He'll Turn The Spotlight On You

 

  And Say He Isn't Vile

(2 Tim. 3:5)

   He's Pure As Yellow Snow

 

   He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile

 

     He Will Choose You

      Then Just Use You

(2 Tim. 3:5)

  And When Finished, Will Accuse You

 

   He's 'Precocious', Thinks He Knows Us And What It Takes To Snow Us.

 

      Behind His P.H.D. Its Piled High

 

     He's Got A Heady Braggard Style.

     He'll Speak Of His Degree, Thinks That Trumps Lifestyle.

(1 Tim. 3:6-10)

 

                  Then Promote His DVD's

 

  On The Front His Plastic Smile

 

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(Kevin Grinner)

    He'll Super Apostle On You

(2 Cor. 11:1-15)

    Hope Your Dumb As Sheep, He's Rarely Feels Your Pain

     Rarely Walks That Extra Mile

  

Seminary, Cemetary Repeats His Tweets Like A Canary.

 

He's Flirtatious And He 'Knows Just What It Takes To Make The Girls Gush.'

   With Dudley Spew Right Smile

    But With Teddy Haggard's Style.

  

       Outsides Cheesy


  Insides Stinky

   Like Fools Gold Plaited Feces

 

He's Above Us And He Shoves Us And Tells The Rest He Tough Loved Us.

   In True Ivory Tower Style

   He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile.

 

He'll Quote You

    Then He'll Goad You

    Then Demote You

                   With Heady Braggard Style

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(Kevin Grinner)

      Truman Shows You
 
 
And He Snows You

Then Dispose You

     

With A Teddy Haggard Smile

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(Kevin Grinner)

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New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

04/16/2013

04/17/2013

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 'We all want to be a servant – until we are treated like one.  We all want to be fools for Christ – until we look foolish.  We all want to be humble – until our pride gets hurt.' (Kevin Grenier)

 
Superficial

 Remember The Days When People Communicated In Words And Complete Sentences Not Individual Letters (OMG) And Texts, And Folks Watched The Boob Tube Not You Tube, And The Ones Appearing To Talk To Themselves Were The Mentally Ill, Not Just Someone Lip Syncing The Music On Their Headphones?

Here's An Oldie Out Before The Internet And You Tube And When Folks Had Attention Spans Longer Than Thirty Seconds.

Let Me Get The Record Player Started.

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Listen To The Famous Superstitious Riff/Lick Four Times, Then When He Adds The Melody On The Guitar, Start Singing.

Guitar By Adam Rafferty

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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Formerly Superstition Sung By 'Stevie Wonder'

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green


 
Superficial

New Lyrics:

 Very Superficial, Talkin To A Wall.


Very Superficial, Little Soil, Will Fall

(Matt. 13:3-9)


Just Like Little Alice, Through The Lookin Glass.


Her World View Distorted, None Of That Will Last


 When You Believe In Things That You Cannot Defend.

That's Just Shallow


 

Superficial Ain't The Way


Very Superficial, 'Wash Your Face And Hands'

 

 Rabbinic Tradition Says: Wash Them Again.


 

 Keep You In Their Circle, Phasebook Then Click Like.


You Don't Wanna Hear This, Too Hard Is This Rewrite.


 But When You Believe In Things You Cannot Defend.


That's Just Hollow


Superficial Ain't The Way, Yeh, Yeh:

Instrumental:

Listen To The Famous Superstitious Riff/Lick Four Times, Then When He Adds The Melody On The Guitar, Start Singing.


Very Superficial, Tweetin Everyday


 Biblically Official, Satan's On His Way.

(2 Thess. 2:3-11)


Thirty Year Old Babies, Living Shallow Lives.


Talk Show Hosts Their Heroes, Bimbo's Are Their Wives.

 

 When You Believe In Things That You Cannot Defend.


That's Just Shallow


 

Superficial Ain't The Way, No, No, No


 

Very Superficial, Dumbing Down The Songs.


All About Appearance, Nothing Deep Or Strong


 

Thirty Year Old Babies, Change Their Diapers Fast.


'Get No Satisfaction' , It Won't Even Last



When You Believe In Things That You Cannot Defend


Then That's Hollow


Superficial Ain't The Way

Instrumental:

Listen To The Famous Superstitious Riff/Lick Four Times, Then When He Adds The Melody On The Guitar, Start Singing.



 Very Superficial, OMG, Not Words


 He's Just Got A Minute , Thinking Is For Nerds


 

 They're Just In A Thick Fog, Talking All Alone..


 Then You Find Out, They're Talking On Head Phones.



 When You Believe In Things That You Cannot Defend


Then That's Shallow


Superficial Ain't The Way, Yeh, Yeh



Very Superficial, No More To Be Said


Very Superficial, No More In Your Head


Thirty Year Old Babies, Ask Them How They Feel.


 Even Wants To Know If, Their Cross Will Have Wheels


When You Believe In Things, That You Cannot Defend

That's Still Hollow


 Superficial Ain't The Way, No, No, No

 

Instrumental:

Listen To The Famous Superstitious Riff/Lick Four Times, Then When He Adds The Melody On The Guitar, Start Singing.

 

Very Superficial, Clean Outside The Bowl

Very Superficial, Forgot About The Hole

Rinos And B,Binos, Pro Life Not Pro Christ

Exercise The Body, Neglect The God Advice

When You Only Believe What You See With Your Eyes

Then You'll Suffer

Superficial Ain't The Way

Rid Us Of One Problem, Wack A Mole With Hand

Forgot About The Others, Wack Them If You Can

Keep You In A Stupor, With Beautiful Songs

But Their Songs Are Faithless, Words Are All Wrong

When You Only Believe What You See With Your Eyes

Then You're Faithless

Superficial Ain't The Way

 

Instrumental:

Listen To The Famous Superstitious Riff/Lick Four Times, Then When He Adds The Melody On The Guitar, Start Singing.

 

Very Superficial, All Bout What You See

Very Superficial, Challenged Spiritually

Thirty Year Old Children, Selfish Little Brats

Outer Shell Looks Nifty, Inside Looking Drab

When You Only Believe What You See With Your Eyes

The Truman Show/Hollowwood

Then You're Hollow

Superficial, Ain't The Way

Very Superficial, Gained The World Lost Your Soul

Save You From Your Problems? , God Can Make You Whole

You're Still In A Daydream, It Won't Last For Long.

You Don't Wanna Hear Me, Hard Is My Song

When You Just Believe What You Can Hold In Your Hands

Then You're Shallow

Superficial Ain't The Way, Yeh, Yeh

 

Instrumental:

Listen To The Famous Superstitious Riff/Lick Four Times, Then When He Adds The Melody On The Guitar, Start Singing.

 

Very Superficial, Focused On The West

Very Superficial, Neglect All The Rest

Like A Bull With Blinders, Sure To Break Some Stuff

Major On The Minors, All Bout Being Rough

When You Just Believe What You Can Hold In Your Hands

Then You're Shallow

Superficial Ain't The Way, No, No, No

End Of Lyrics

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

02/01/2012

02/09/2012

07/19/2012

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Want To Karaoke, Think You Can Do It As Well, Better And Just As Joyful, Be My Guest:

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"Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe." 28 Thomas SAID TO HIM, "MY LORD AND MY GOD!" 29 Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN AND YET HAVE BELIEVED." 30 Jesus did many other miraculous signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not recorded in this book. 31 But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name." (John 20:27-31)

"Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and CERTAIN OF WHAT WE DO NOT SEE. ...6 And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." (Hebrews 11:1,6)

"Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things. 9 Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you." (Philippians 4)

 

 

 

To The Gullible Sheep In Your Average Congregation. (Danger Signs To Look Out For)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Following Is Not A Condemnation Of Those Who Use Such Internet Services But Of Those That Let It Diminish The Quality Of Their Spiritual Nourishment. Some Of The Points Are Funny, All Of Them Are In Their Own Special Way, True.

You're A Tweetin, Textin, Bloggin, Tweekin, And Trippin Spiritual Junk Food Junkie If:

1) IMHO And FWIW And AFAIK I'm Right And Twits Aren't.

2) You 'Endure Sound Doctrine' (2 Tim. 4:3,4 ) As Long As It Is Stated, Summed Up And Explained In Two Sentences Or Less.

3) That Tweekin And Trippin  Brave New World Now Allows Your Pharmaceuticals/Drugs And Spiritual Journey To Ignorance, Bliss And Nothingness  Merge Into One Beautiful And Glorious Mess.

"Typical states would be "Unity-Consciousness," where one experiences a mystical union with the universe and, "God-Consciousness" where one experiences that he himself is actually God. Similar "states of consciousness" are experienced through certain drugs such as LSD, Hypnosis, Mediumistic Trances, Witchcraft Ceremonies, Voodoo etc., and all seem to be slight variations of the same occult phenomenon."

http://www.flameministries.org/word.htm

http://www.the-new-way.org/testimonies/conv_hind_01_death_of_a_guru.html

4) You Only Read The Titles Of Messages, Then Click 'Like'. You Also Include 'Like' In All Of Your Sentences As Well.

I Like You, I Don't Like You...Like Ad Infinitum, Like Ad Nauseum...Like Ad Upchuck'

5) You Wrongly Think That If Tweeting, Textin, Bloggin, Tweeking And Trippin Was Good Enough For The Apostle Paul, Its Good Enough For You. (1 Cor. 6:12,13; 10:23 )

6) You Have A Liberal View Of Things Which Allows You To Redefine Words (2 Corinthians 11:1-5, 13-15) When It Suits You. This Way You Always Have Something New To Say, Without Using New Words. (Kingdom Of The Cults, Scaling The Language Barrier, Martin)

7) You Click 'Like' Because You Really Like The Messenger Not Because The Message Is Good.

8) You Think That 'Big Brother' Is Either A Term Of Endearment Or A Television Show.

1984 The Movie

9) You Believe Newspeak Is A Peek At The Top News For The Day.

10) O.M.G. Is As Worshipful As It Gets For You.

11) No Pain Is Really No Brain.

12) You Are Convinced That When Your Virtual And Spiritual Nurse Maid Told You That Christians Are To Be Perpetual Sheep And Children On A Strict Diet Of Milk, You Believed Him Or Her.  (1 Corinthians 3:1,2;Hebrews 5:12-14 )

13) You're Biblically E-Twitterate

Reversing The Dumbing Down Of The Church:

"Developing a sound world-view is essential if one is to live across the grain of the culture which is our calling. Instead, the church today has mostly defaulted to the prevailing secular world view! Biblical illiteracy in the church today! Reversing the dumbing-down of the church."

http://ldolphin.org/mirror.html

14) You Are Convinced That 'Discipleship' And Depth Of Faith Is An Old Concept That Went Away At The Advent Of The Information Age And Fast Food Restaurants. (Daniel 12:4;Timothy 2:2; Philippians 4:9)

15) Your Spiritual Advice Has Been Reduced To Tweets, Chirps And Bleeps To Twits And Twerps.

Twitter Lingo, Profanity And All

16)  Now The Will Of The Ball (in the mouse) Is The Only Thing That Keeps You Going.

17) You Have Clicked 'Allow', To Be Fed Through An I.V. Drip Without It Going Through The Proper Channels First. (1 John 4:1-3; 2 Timothy 2:15-17; 2 Timothy 3:16-17)

 

18) Your Spiritual Junk Food Ways Have Enabled Your Mentor To Be Your Spiritual Junk Food Pusher.

Kirk Cameron Interviews John MacArthur (#1 of 3)

19) You ONLY Scan Points Like These Because That's All The Time Or Desire You Have And Damn The Green Links Attached.

20) The Head Phones That Were For Truth Interference In Harrison Bergeron Are Now A Reality, Many Years Later After The Book.

Prophetic Has Led To Pathetic

21) Your Multitasking Has Led To A Merge Of Your  Interests, Therefore ...

In The Beginning, The Bases Are Loaded, On Star Can I Think For You, Blessed Assurance, Sittin On Mine, O What A Saviour Come Rain Or Come Shine...System Crash!...System Crash!!

22) With Your New 'Bluetooth' You Now Resemble Those Folks That Talk To Themselves i.e. The Mentally Ill And Possessed.

23) Trivial Knowledge And Pursuit Has Increased, Wisdom Has Decreased. (2 Timothy 3:6,7)

24) Small Talk Is Now 'All The Talk'.

25) Your Online Theology Has Been Reduced To, Well, Does It Feel Good 2 U?

Brave New World

26) I Tweet And Twitter Therefore, I Am A Twit.

My Favorite Twit, From Whom I've Learned A Lot Of Putin From.

27) Much Tweeting Has Made U A Bird Brain Content With Only Bird Food.

28) You Break Into A Cold Sweat And Start Twitching If You Cannot Tweet Or Twitter On Any Given Day.

29) You Couldn't Give The Order Of The Biblical Books Or Recite A Bible Verse From Memory If Your Life Depended On It Because All You Know Is Google Searches. (2 Timothy 2:15-17)

30) You've Been Homogenized And Pastorized (Pasteurized) And Your Place In The Big Scheme Of Things Is About As Significant As A Drop Of Milk At A Dairy Farm.

31) The Boobs Are The Same But The Biggest Boob Tube Is Now The Computer.

32) Your "On Star, Thinks For You."

Bj Maxwell

10/28/2010

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  Twitter, The Original Meaning:

–verb (used without object)

1. to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird. 2. to talk lightly and rapidly, esp. of trivial matters; chatter. 3. to titter; giggle. 4. to tremble with excitement or the like; be in a flutter.

–verb (used with object)

5. to express or utter by twittering. –noun

6. an act of twittering. 7. a twittering sound. 8. a state of tremulous excitement.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Twitter

Twit:

verb, twit·ted, twit·ting, noun

–verb (used with object) 1. to taunt, tease, ridicule, etc., with reference to anything embarrassing; gibe at. 2. to reproach or upbraid. –noun 3. an act of twitting. 4. a derisive reproach; taunt; gibe.

–noun Informal .

an insignificant or bothersome person.

twit 2 (twɪt)

n informal chiefly ( Brit ) a foolish or stupid person; idiot [C19: from twit 1 (originally in the sense: a person given to twitting)]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Twit

Very Superficial

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Formerly Superstition Sung By 'Stevie Wonder'

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2 Be shepherds of God's flock that is under your care, serving as overseers--not because you must, but BECAUSE YOU ARE WILLING, as God wants you to be; NOT GREEDY FOR MONEY, BUT EAGER TO SERVE; 3 not lording it over those entrusted to you, but being EXAMPLES TO THE FLOCK. 4 And when the Chief Shepherd appears, you will receive the crown of glory that will never fade away." (1 Pete 5)

 

'Professional Christian',

To The Tune, 'American Woman'

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
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Professional Christian
New Lyrics:

 
Professional Christian, Tell You Bout His Christ
He's On A Mission, If The Price Is Right



When Paid To Go Fishin, Then He's Got A Bite
Professional Christian, Narrow Kind Of Sight

 
   Super Apostle, Got His Own High Place


  
Professional Christian, You Can't Have A Taste


  

Christian Segregator, Thousand Shades Of Gray.
 
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Professional Christian , With Just One Plea
Professional Christian, Will You 'Let Me Be
'Don't Come Round Here Knockin On My Door'
 
 
Just Want My Dollar, So We're Both Not Poor
Don't Muzzel The Ox, That Treads The Corn

  
'But Ox Won't Move', Til You Bronze His Horns


    This Christian Says I Gotta Pay
Professional Christian, Here What The Bible Say
Short Instrumental:

Professional Christian, Should Give And Receive
   Super Apostle, Set God's Body Free
 

'Don't Come Knockin' On My Door

'Don't Wanna See Your' Hand Out 'No More'
   
Special Letters Can Hypnotize
Piled High And Deep, It Says Your Wise.
But An Expert In This Not That

 
Doesn't Make Us Your Welcome Mat.


Instrumental:

Professional Christian, Says 'Get Away'
Professional Christian, Don't Hear What I Say

hands-over-ears
   
You Even Got Your Own Stage Door


   'Don't Wanna See Your' Faith 'No More'
I Don't Need Your Whore Machine
Brother Paul Preached Jesus For Free
Colored Lights To TantalizeTricking Foolish, Christian's Eyes


'Now' Christian, You Just Stay Away


(Open Door Fellowship)

Professional Christian, You Just Segregate


Go, Gotta Get His Pay, Gotta Get His Pay
'Now Go, Go, Go', I'm Gonna Leave You Christian
Don't Believe You Christian
Why, Why, Why....3x

You Think You're The Man

We Enable You Too



Why the eye cannot say to the hand/ Women in Ministry by Cheryl Schatz

The Eye Can't Say Unto the Hand


 I Can Fly And Don't Need You

 (1 Corinthians 12:21;Romans 12:4-8;Ephesians 4:1-16;1 Corinthians 12:12-31)

 

 It's Give And Receive


'You know I'm gonna go
It's Give And Receive
'You know I'm gonna go,' Christian

 

I Can't Believe You Christian
'Goodbye', Professional Christian

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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01/14/2014;  01/21/2014; 02/07/2014

"But I am afraid that just as Eve was deceived by the serpent's cunning, your minds may somehow be led astray from your sincere and pure devotion to Christ. 4 For if someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached, or if you receive a different spirit from the one you received, or a different gospel from the one you accepted, you put up with it easily enough.

 

5 But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those "SUPER-APOSTLES."

6 I may not be a trained speaker, but I do have knowledge.

We have made this perfectly clear to you in every way. 7 Was it a sin for ME to lower myself in order to elevate you by PREACHING THE GOSPEL OF GOD TO YOU FREE OF CHARGE?

8 I robbed other churches by receiving support from them so as to serve you. 9 And when I was with you and needed something, I was not a burden to anyone, for the brothers who came from Macedonia supplied what I needed. I have kept myself from being a burden to you in any way, and will continue to do so. 10 As surely as the truth of Christ is in me, nobody in the regions of Achaia will stop this boasting of mine. 11 Why? Because I do not love you? God knows I do! 12 And I will keep on doing what I am doing in order to cut the ground from under those who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about. 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, masquerading as apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 15 It is not surprising, then, if his servants masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve."

(2 Corinthians 11:3-15)

"To the elders among you, I appeal as a fellow elder, a witness of Christ's sufferings and one who also will share in the glory to be revealed:

 

2 Be shepherds of God's flock that is under your care, serving as overseers--not because you must, but BECAUSE YOU ARE WILLING, as God wants you to be; NOT GREEDY FOR MONEY, BUT EAGER TO SERVE; 3 not lording it over those entrusted to you, but being EXAMPLES TO THE FLOCK. 4 And when the Chief Shepherd appears, you will receive the crown of glory that will never fade away." (1 Pete 5)

 

"8 We loved you so much that we were delighted to share with you not only the gospel of God but our lives as well, because you had become so dear to us. 9 Surely you remember, brothers, our toil and hardship; WE WORKED NIGHT AND DAY in order NOT TO BE A BURDEN to anyone WHILE WE PREACHED THE GOSPEL OF GOD TO YOU." (2 Thess. 2) "Was it a sin for me to lower myself in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God

 

to you FREE OF CHARGE?

 

8 I robbed other churches by receiving support from them so as to serve you. 9 And when I was with you and needed something, I was not a burden to anyone, for the brothers who came from Macedonia supplied what I needed.

 

I have kept myself from being a burden to you

in any way, and will continue to do so." (2 Cor. 11)

 

"In the same way, the Lord has commanded that THOSE WHO PREACH THE GOSPEL SHOULD RECEIVE THEIR LIVING FROM THE GOSPEL. 15 But I HAVE NOT USED ANY OF THESE RIGHTS. And I am not writing this in the hope that you will do such things for me. I would rather die than have anyone deprive me of this boast. 16 Yet when I preach the gospel, I cannot boast, for I am compelled to preach. Woe to me if I do not preach the gospel!" (1 Cor. 9)

"For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength. 26 Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27 But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28 He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things--and the things that are not --to nullify the things that are, 29 so that no one may boast before him. 30 It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God--that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31 Therefore, as it is written: "Let him who boasts boast in the Lord." (1 Cor. 1:25-31)

   


  




              













 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






























   



 























   




 

 

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