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Cynthia The Egyptian
 
 
 

Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
 
 
 
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New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell


Thankyou Lord For This Gift

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Formerly Sung By 'The Bangles'

Old Lyrics In ' '

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

 
 

New Lyrics:

 
Just Like Those Egyptians
 

"All the old paintings on the tombs "

 

Display Great Things But, Hide The News.

Many Pyramids Hard As Brick (Yahweh Knew)

 

Brought To You Compliments Of Hebrews

(Ex 1;5;12:40)

 

All The Tricksters By The Nile.

(Ex. 7:11,22; 8:7, 18,19; 9:11)

Like Pharaoh, Good At The Bait And Switch

(Ex. 5:7-18)

Making Jews The EXodus Files

 

 Since Mo Said, Free Jews Without A Hitch

 

Old Pharaoh And His Bad Scribes Say,

 

No Way Moshe, No Way Moshe

Make Some Revisions

 

Egyptian Men, All Well Known

 

 Their Chariots Going Out To War

(Ex. 14)

Pharaoh's Got Moves Of His Own

 

Kill You Out There, Talk Of You No More.

 

The Egyptians Sick Of Plagues

That Yahweh Has Sent Across Their Land

 

When Their Firstborn Never Wake (Moshe Knows)

(Exodus 12)

Sign Of The Cross

 

Still They Talk Like Dumb Egypti-ans

All The Folks In Egypt Land Say

 

Go Away Yahweh, Go Away Moshe

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That's Just Like Those Egyptians

 

Give Them A Kind Hand Out, (Show Them That)

 

Don't Show Them What's Behind Your Back

Lost Many Lives On That Day, (Pharaoh Knows)

When We Look Back, Will Erase That.

 

 

Before A.D. 70

(A.D. 70)

Jews Finding Ways To Forget Y.E.S.H.U.

Their Song And Dance (Just As Mean)

 

As Ancient Egyptian Dudes.

 

When Yeshua Was Sent To Jews

(Matt. 10:5-7)

 

The JCM's Called On Caesars Band

Now Claim They Don't Know Yeshu

 

And Prove They're Just Like Egyptians

 

 Most The Jews In The Temple Court Say

No Yeshua, Don't Know Yeshua

Just Like Those Egyptians

 

Just like Those Egyptians

Talmudic Revisions

Hide Those Inscriptions

Make Some Omissions

End Of Song

Which Confirms This. The Blasphemous Things Said Of Yashu, Explains Why Their House Is Left Desolate Until The Day They Say, 'Blessed Is He Who Comes In The Name Of The Lord.'(Matt. 23:37-39)

9:13 In
This Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTXwTjgfc0

"its letters correspond to the abbreviation (יש"ו) for the Hebrew expression ימח שמו וזכרו (yimmach shemo vezikhro), meaning "May his name and memory be blotted out", an expression used for deceased enemies of the Jewish people. The term is explained as such in the medieval Toldoth Yeshu narratives."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshu

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

02/07/2012

02/23/2012

04/30/2013

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An Anti Exodus Youtube Video Has Come Out By Africans Arise Questioning The Validity Of The Exodus. I Watched It, Typed Up Their Arguments And The Following Is My Refutation Of It.
 
I Have Some Initial Things To Say Here.
 
Here If That Link Didn't Work.
 
Due To The Length Of These Refutations, You Will Have To Click The Links That I Provide To Get My Take On Each Of The Points That The Anti Exodus You Tube Video Presents.
 
Did The Exodus Happen?: Let's 'Apologia' And I Don't Mean Apologize
 
Controversial Quote:
 
"So The First Problem With The Exodus Story Is That The Biblical Dates Do Not Match Up With The Historical And Archaeological Facts." (Did The Exodus Happen?)
 
My Refutation Here.
 
And If That Link Doesn't Work, Here.
 
Did The Exodus Happen?/ By The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses
 
I Will Count As The 'Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses', Confirmations On The Web. This Message Will Provide Those.
 
Also Check Out My Refutations Of Other Anti Exodus Quotes, Did The Exodus Happen?/The First Passover
 
 
Now From The Mouth Of Two Or Three Witnesses. First, The Bible Confirms And Interprets Itself Seeing That It Is A Compilation Of 66 Books From Various Divinely Inspired Authors. There Is No Need For Books Such As The Book Of Mormon, Quran Etc, Which In Reality Contradict The Prior Gospel Message And Therefore Qualify As 'Another Gospel' Which Damns The Soul. (Galatians 1:8,9; 2 Corinthians 11)
 
Also Check Out My String Of Messages Entitled:
 
 
 
 
Which I'm Still Adding To. Sometimes I Over Commit Myself And Have A Hard Time Fulfilling My Prior Obligations.
 
And
 
 
Seeing That Responses To My Messages In Egroups Are Often Unfruitful Because Either People Agree, Are Afraid To Disagree Or Are Just Apathetic And Undercover, I Also Put These Messages On The Maxwells House Site To Get Them Placed In Google And Yahoo Search Engines For Those That Are Already Properly Asking These Questions. Why Have Only Unbelievers Commenting On the Bible When Bible Believers Should Be On The Frontlines?
 
Now From The Mouth Of Two Or Three 'Internet' Witnesses.
 
From An Article Entitled:
 
 
By Dr. David Lewis. He Comments On Unbelievers Like Professor Finkelstein A Skeptic.
 
"The continuing archaeological discoveries says Fulton, here in the ancient city of Avaris mirror exactly the early Israelites revealed in the Old Testament. For two centuries no evidence was found for the Israelites when looking in the strata of the 19th Dynasty. Now that the chronologies have begun to be amended and the sojourn in Egypt placed in the 12th and 13th Dynasties, we have a wealth of archaeological evidence corroborating the Biblical account."

 
 
"Christians can't rely on the authority of the Bible if the very events that foreshadow the death and sacrifice of Jesus Christ are myth. The Passover in Exodus 12 points to His death and He observed as a memorial as did Paul's converts in I Corinthians who recognized vital spiritual lessons in the Hebrew Exodus."
 
I Also Show The Connection Between The OT Story Of Jonah And Jesus' Death, Burial And Resurrection Showing That Believing The First To Be A Fantasy Diminishes In The Mind Of The Unbeliever, The New Testament Story Of The Finished Work Of Christ.
 
Think Your Run For President Will Get The Christian Vote If You Replace 'My Unbelief' With 'My Interpretation
 
And
 
 
BIBLE HISTORY - Fact or Fiction
 
"We will show that the scientists have in fact found not just traces but massive evidence that the Children of Israel were there but that even the route they took matches exactly the Biblical account. They just dated it wrongly."
 
Wiki.Answers Also Makes Some Comments But This Should Do For Now.
 
Bj Maxwell
04/19/2010
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A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)