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The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?


The Age Of Aquarius

The Age Of Hilarious




Links Are In Green


The Age Of Hilarious

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."

New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

If The Music Doesn't Start Up Automatically, Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here.

If You Need Help Singing This Or Want To Hear It Sung, Scroll To Bottom Of Song And Click Link To Hear Lu, Sing It.

New Lyrics:

 When The Sun Is Dark As Sackcloth.

(Revelation 6:12ff)


And Stupider Aligns With Dumb

(John 12:40; 2 Corinthians 3:14; 4:4; 1 John 2:11; Romans 1:25; 2 Thessalonians 2:10-12)

In Piec-es We'll Lose This Planet

(Revelation 11:18; Revelation 8)

No Man Knows When This Will Come

(Mark 13:32)



This Is The Coming Of The Age Of Hilarious

Age Of Denarius


Hilarious, Denarious


Where Science Fiction Is The Model

With E.T's Demonic Twaddle

And Every View Is Just As Valid.



And Your Friends Are Like FRUITY Salad

When The Comic Is The Scholar

And Truth More True By The Dollar.

(1 Timothy 6:5-10)


Hilarious, Denarius

When The Church Removes To Yonder Heaven.

(1 Thessalonians 4:16,17)

And Lucifer (Isaiah 14:12ff; 2 Thess. 2) Precedes The Son.

Then, 'Lies' As In The Garden

(Genesis 3:1-15)

As God, Can Man Become.

(Ye Are Gods)

This Is The Coming Of The Age Of Aquarius


Nefarious, Precarious


The Love Of Many Will Grow Cold

(Matthew 24:11,12)


Antichrists Ever Bold

(1 John 2:18-22)


Apostasy And Grand Delusions

(2 Thess. 2; 1 Timothy 4:1-6)

Stereophonic Brain Infusions

Oxymoronic Conclusions

And Satan's Last Grand Deception

 (2 Thess. 2)

Luciferius, Luciferius


Let God's Son Shine In, Let God's Son Shine In, Gods Son Shine In....

To Hear Lu Sing This Song, Click Here, Minimize Then Read The Lyrics Above.


"Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. 12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry , and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him." (Psalm 2)


"Those impostors then, whom they style Mathematicians, I consulted without scruple; because they seemed to use no sacrifice, nor to pray to any spirit for their divinations: which art, however, Christian and true piety consistently rejects and condemns. For, it is a good thing to confess unto Thee, and to say, Have mercy upon me, heal my soul, for I have sinned against Thee; and not to abuse Thy mercy for a licence to sin, but to remember the Lord's words, Behold, thou art made whole, sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee. All which wholesome advice they labour to destroy, saying, "The cause of thy sin is inevitably determined in heaven"; and "This did Venus, or Saturn, or Mars": that man, forsooth, flesh and blood, and proud corruption, might be blameless; while the Creator and Ordainer of heaven and the stars is to bear the blame. And who is He but our God? the very sweetness and well-spring of righteousness, who renderest to every man according to his works: and a broken and contrite heart wilt Thou not despise." (Augustine)



Thanks To The Triune God With A Sense Of Humor.

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell





Thanks To Cynthia My Wife For Making My Real World Manageable So I Can Do This.

Thanks Again To My Wife For The Technological Advice That Allowed Me To Modify The Karaoke To Include Another Verse.

Thanks To Daniel Tavolieri For Telling Us About The Great Recording Device That Makes This Possible.

Feel Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere.

Thanks To The 5th Dimension And Musical 'Hair' For The Melody.


You Are A Hypocritically Illogical, Oxymoronic, And/Or Non Sequitur If You:
"A non sequitur is a conversational and literary device, often used for comical purposes (as opposed to its use in formal logic. It is a comment which, due to its lack of meaning relative to the comment it follows, is absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing. Its use can be deliberate or unintentional. Literally, it is Latin for "it does not follow." In other literature, a non sequitur can denote an abrupt, illogical , unexpected or absurd turn of plot or dialogue not normally associated with or appropriate to that preceding it.
Non sequiturs often appear to be disconnected or random comments, or random changes in subject, especially socially inappropriate ones. When non sequiturs are used frequently this can be called "absurd humor".
"Oxymoron is a loanword from Greek oxy ("sharp") and moros ("dull"). Thus the word oxymoron is itself an oxymoron.
Oxymora are a proper subset of the expressions called contradictions in terms . What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept, such as 'cruel to be kind'."
Sometimes The Oxymorons Are From Me As A 'Novel Expression Of Some Concept' That Is Usually Illogical But Accepted By Many Anyhow.
Priviledged Hypocrisy
Real Pretenders
Aggressive Passivity
4) Think it is all right for you to pick and choose what to spiritualize or replace in scripture, but the Liberals are not allowed that same luxury.
Priviledged Hypocrisy
5) Think That Jesus is God Almighty But Still Needs His Mommys Help to Make What He Said happen And To Tell Us What He Forgot To Mention.
Impotent Omnipotence
4) Talking To Oneself Is Schizoid But When God Does, It Is Another Matter.
In The Name Of Me, Myself And I
5) Push For The Right Of Same Sex marriage But Then Loosely pattern your Homo/Lesbian relationship after the heterosexuals (Butch And Sindance)
Double Act
7) Think that Homosexual Relationships And Forcing A Round Peg Into A Square Hole Is Your Constitutional Right But Object To Polygamists Having Right To Marry However Many They Want To.
Moral Immorality
8) Think That It Only Makes Sense as to How to hook up a Water Hose, But Don't Apply That Same Logic to Your Sexual Relationships.
Green Thumb, Black Heart
9) Think That The Problem in Iraq Is All The Terrorists Coming In From Across The Borders But People Sneaking Into the US From Canada And Mexico Is To Be Encouraged.
10) Believe That Proving the Humanity Of Christ Rules Out His Deity.
11) Campaign To Get A Pound of Cure with billions Toward An AIDS Cure, but Object To An Ounce of Prevention, By Refraining From Activity That Stops the Problem Before It Starts.
Nutshell: Right In Front Of Your Hose
12) Think That Discrimination And Group Preference Is Wrong, Except When Talking About Our Treatment Of Whitey.
13) Call Yourself A Man Of God And Think That The Bible Teaches That the Government Is the Cause and the Cure For All Our Ills.
14) Think that Muslim Fighting Muslim Over There Will Free Them Up To Come Over Here.
15) Think That The Government Sent Hurricane Katrina To Target Black People But The Government Cannot Win The War In Iraq.
Omnipotent Impotence
16) Think That The Death of Christ breaking down the Middle Wall of Partition Between Groups Should Finally Lead To The Church Dividing People into Groups Again.
Oxymoron: Modern Ministry
17) Blaming the U.S. or Whitey For Ones Problems Makes Growing Up Unnecessary.
18) Think That Fox News Is Biased So Therefore NBC Isn't.
19) Think That Fighting Osama Then Electing Obama Are Both Good.
20) Believe That Bombing Fellow Muslims Will Make Them Wanna Be Like You.
21) Make A Practice Of Drawing Specific Conclusions From General Observations.
22) Think That Proving One God In Scripture Disproves The Triunity.
Nutshell: Macro Theology
Keyword: non sequitur
A) Think A Fox's Coat Turning White In Winter Means That He Can Evolve Into A Polar Bear.
B) Think That Finding A Design In Nature Means We Evolved.
C) Think That The Question 'Who Created God', Keeps Christians At Bay And By Default Means That Having To Go Eternally Backward To Find A Cause For Every Effect Is Logical.
25) Think That Rosie O'Donnel Is One Of The Great Thinkers Of Our Day Because She Is In The Headlines And Makes People Mad.
26) Think God Loves And Only Died For Some But We Are To Be More Loving Than God By Loving All. (2 Cor. 5:14-17)
"Here are two types of non sequitur of traditional noteworthiness:
1) Any argument that takes the following form is a non sequitur:
If A is true, then B is true.
B is stated to be true.
Therefore, A must be true.
Even if the premises and conclusion are all true, the conclusion is not a necessary consequence of the premises. This sort of non sequitur is also called affirming the consequent .
An example of affirming the consequent would be:
If I am a human (A) then I am a mammal. (B)
I am a mammal. (B)
Therefore, I am a human. (A)
"I" could be another type of mammal without being a human. While the conclusion may be true, it does not follow from the premises. This argument is still a fallacy even if the conclusion is true. It is a non sequitur (note that it is the exact same argument form as in example 1 - the form is always a non sequitur)."
But There Is Hope For You If You Forsake These Practices.
Bj Maxwell

You're A Replacement Theologian If: