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The Replacement Killers

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?








The Replacement Killers

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Formerly "Instanbul, Not Constantinople" By The Four Lads.

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The Replacement Killers


"Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople"

Cons Dreams Replaced By Turkey Yodles

(Rev. 1-3)

Not That Islam's Right, Just Fulfilling Christ

(Rev. 1:12,13,20;2:1,5)

Cath-o-lics In Constantinople

Const-ipated, Would Not Read Their Bibles

If You've A Class At The Popes Rope A Dope School

Watch Out For The Papal Bull


Cons Queen Replaced Seven Churches

At Seven Hills Then Donned A Burka

(Muslims Queen)

Folks Don't Like What God Has To Say.

Please Take Us Back To True Koinonia!!

Want God's Word Not Popes Ex Cathedras


Revelation One Through Three In The Scriptus

(Rev. 1:12,13,20;2:1,5)

Why Do Cath-o-hol-ics Get The Hearse?

Revelation Seventeen Has The Verse

(Rev. 17)

Papal Bull

Golden Bull

Most Folks Replace God's Word With Their Meanings.

(Romans 1:19,20,23,25,26)

Why Do They Change And Replace? 

They Don't Like What God Has To Say.

Istanbul Also Has A Queen

Don't Want Cons Whore Or Her Offspring

(SEVENTH SESSION, CANONS ON BAPTISM: “If anyone says that in the Roman Church, which is the mother and mistress of all churches...” (Canons on Baptism, Canon 3).)

"Been A Long Time" Since This Bad Dream

Lots Of Offspring From This 'Church'

Cults, Mormons, Lots Of Muslim Turks.


Before That Scene, A Queen, Seeing Double?

(Gen. 37:9,10; Jerry 7:18;44-18-22)

Then Jew Kills Jew And Jacob's Troubles.

(1 Kings 19:10,14; Isaiah 1:4-9; Jer. 30:7; Matt. 23:37-39)

Replacements Came When Home Lies In Rubble. (A.D. 70- Had I Come Back Before)

How Will Israel Get It Back?

Ezekiel Thirty Six Has All That.

(Ezekiel 36)

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

09/12/2012, 09/16/2012



Many Points Below Are Links To Messages That Prove Each Point.

You're a Replacement Theologian if you:

1) Really think that God was taken by surprise when the Jews didn't keep their part of the agreement. (Romans 11:32)

2) Think that words like: 'Partial blindness' and 'until' are translation errors that we shouldn't concern ourselves with. (Romans 11:24-27; Luke 21:20-24)

3) Believe the millions that are flocking to Israel are just there for the cool Holy Land Tours.

4) Are a five point calvinist except in regards to Israel. (Ezekiel 36)

5) Cannot quite figure how a completely forsaken people are still making headlines.

6) Think that those pesky people over in Israel are really the terrorists.

7) Believe Hitler really just didn't like Jewish Wannabes.

8) Are still trying to apply every OT scripture regarding Israel to the church.

9) Think that if the plain sense makes sense, you should seek another sense that dispenses with the literal future tense.

10) Truly believe that the term 'lost tribes' refers to their geographic situation. (Matthew 10:5-7)

11) Think that 'All Israel will be saved' makes sense as referring to the church, similar to 'all men will be male', but think that 'Israel' in the previous verse really means Israel. (Romans 11:24-32)

12) Are finding it difficult but are working on how the tribes in Revelation are really referring to particular denominations in the church. (Revelation 7 and 14)

13) Think you are only a Placement (not Replacement)Theologian because you don't really want to live in Israel, though visiting or having a time share there would be nice.

14) Think that Armstrong made an irrefutable point when he pointed out that Jerusalem is spelled Jer-USA-lem.

15) Think your physical circumcision as an infant was a sign of good things to come.

16) Became a Catholic because it was the closest thing to the Jewish Way that you could find. (Matthew 23)

17) Think that Christ's condemnation of 'calling men Father', putting tradition on a level equal to scripture, 'straining at gnats, swallowing camels' and not practicing what one preaches is something only applicable to the Jews of Old but not their replacements. (Matthew 23)

18) Are hoping that being of the 'seed of Abraham' not Jacob is a detail that no one will pay much attention to.

19) Think the end of the age Christ was talking about was only the end of the Jewish age in 70 AD and the beginning of their replacements. Had Christ meant the end of all things, He would have said 'End of all ends, so help me God' and thrown in a few verilys.

20) Don't think it odd that your whole view of the church is based completely on the Jewish Model. (Matthew 16:15; Acts 2)

21) Think that 'the two becoming one new man' really means the two becoming one Jew, man. (Ephesians 2:14-17)

22) Have an intense desire to major on the minors and embrace the shadow. (Romans 14; Colossians 2)

23) Think that God turned forever away from the Jew to the Gentile rather than from Group think (Jew only or first) to whosoever will. (John 8:39ff; Acts 13:46ff; Compare Romans 1:16 to Romans 3:23ff)

Pt. 2:

Bj Maxwell




Newest Points:

24) Your B.S. Degree Came After Being Able To Expend Twice the Energy And Words To Dismiss The Plain Sense Of Scripture Rather Than Just Believing It

25) Have Replaced Israel With The Catholic Church and Jesus With Mary

You're Hopeless If:

Newest Points:

Replace One Truth Of God For Another


Bj Maxwell


Think Your Run For President Will Get The Christian Vote If You Replace 'My Unbelief' With 'My Interpretation'

Bj Maxwell



What Leads To Replacement Theology: Replacing The Plain Sense Of Scripture

Summary: There's Way Too Much Replacin Goin On!