Many Points Below Are Links To Messages That Prove Each Point.

You're a Hopeless Replacement Theologian if you:

1) Really think that God was taken by surprise when the Jews didn't keep their part of the agreement. (Romans 11:32)

2) Think that words like: 'Partial blindness' and 'until' are translation errors that we shouldn't concern ourselves with. (Romans 11:24-27; Luke 21:20-24)

3) Believe the millions that are flocking to Israel are just there for the cool Holy Land Tours.

4) Are a five point calvinist except in regards to Israel. (Ezekiel 36)

5) Cannot quite figure how a completely forsaken people are still making headlines.

6) Think that those pesky people over in Israel are really the terrorists.

7) Believe Hitler really just didn't like Jewish Wannabes.

8) Are still trying to apply every OT scripture regarding Israel to the church.

9) Think that if the plain sense makes sense, you should seek another sense that dispenses with the literal future tense.

10) Truly believe that the term 'lost tribes' refers to their geographic situation. (Matthew 10:5-7)

11) Think that 'All Israel will be saved' makes sense as referring to the church, similar to 'all men will be male', but think that 'Israel' in the previous verse really means Israel. (Romans 11:24-32)

12) Are finding it difficult but are working on how the tribes in Revelation are really referring to particular denominations in the church. (Revelation 7 and 14)

13) Think you are only a Placement (not Replacement)Theologian because you don't really want to live in Israel, though visiting or having a time share there would be nice.

14) Think that Armstrong made an irrefutable point when he pointed out that Jerusalem is spelled Jer-USA-lem.

15) Think your physical circumcision as an infant was a sign of good things to come.

16) Became a Catholic because it was the closest thing to the Jewish Way that you could find. (Matthew 23)

17) Think that Christ's condemnation of 'calling men Father', putting tradition on a level equal to scripture, 'straining at gnats, swallowing camels' and not practicing what one preaches is something only applicable to the Jews of Old but not their replacements. (Matthew 23)

18) Are hoping that being of the 'seed of Abraham' not Jacob is a detail that no one will pay much attention to.

19) Think the end of the age Christ was talking about was only the end of the Jewish age in 70 AD and the beginning of their replacements. Had Christ meant the end of all things, He would have said 'End of all ends, so help me God' and thrown in a few verilys.

20) Don't think it odd that your whole view of the church is based completely on the Jewish Model. (Matthew 16:15; Acts 2)

21) Think that 'the two becoming one new man' really means the two becoming one Jew, man. (Ephesians 2:14-17)

22) Have an intense desire to major on the minors and embrace the shadow. (Romans 14; Colossians 2)

23) Think that God turned forever away from the Jew to the Gentile rather than from Group think (Jew only or first) to whosoever will. (John 8:39ff; Acts 13:46ff; Compare Romans 1:16 to Romans 3:23ff)

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Bj Maxwell

01/02/2007