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Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?


Fire Fighting Satire:

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Love To The Father, Son And Holy Spirit For Inspiring Me And Giving Me Purpose.

Love To My Wife Cynthia For Her Love And Support And Believing In Me.

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

 Sung By Jumpin Jack Jr.

Feel Free To Post Unaltered Anywhere.

Melody And Old Lyrics By Talking Heads

Formerly, 'Burning Down The House'

Perfectly Legal, Check At End Of Song.

New Lyrics In Black

Links In Green

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New Lyrics:

Fire Fighting Satire


They Thought There'd Be A Warning Buzzer

I Told Them, But They Said, Zip It Brother.

I'm An Ordinary Boy

They're 'Burning Down' Their House

They Say, 'Wait Til The 'Party's Over'

Too Late, They're In For 'Nasty Weather'

They Were Shown The Only 'Way'

'Burning Down' Their House

Hit The Floor, Drop Your Bag: Time Has Come You've Hit A Snag.

The Fire Engine Is Here.

'Close', But Not Quite Close Enough, The Hell They'll Feel Will Be Too Much.

'Fire Fighting Satire.'

All Red, No Need For Suntan Lotion.

Not Solved With Any Magic Potion

Six Hundred Sixty Six Degrees

'Burning Down' Their House.

'It Was Once' A Divine Grace, To Hear From Christ And Get A Taste,

Now He's Taking Last Place.

(Hebrews 6:4-6)

People On Their Way To Hell, There Was No Loud Warning Bell?

'Gonna Burst Into Flames'.


Burning Down Their House

Their Fates Not Extraordinary.

Who Cares?

Was Told, Don't Want To Hear Nobody

No Insurance Knocks Them Off Their Feet.

'Burning Down' Their House.

No Possible Means Of Escape, Haven't Yet Seen The Fire Lake.

All Things Melting Together.


I Don't Know What They Expect, Living Life In Arrogance.

(Pride Comes Before The Fall)

Hell Fire Satire:


Here's What They Told Me:


Town Crier, We Don't Need To Be Rewired.

(1 John 1:8,9; John 3:16; 2 Cor. 5:17)

Boy That Cries Fire, Keep It To Yerself.

(1 Timothy 4:1-6;2 Timothy 3:16-17)

Mom Don't Want To Feel Their Ire, So She Lets The Kids Misfire.

(Love Rejoices In The Truth)

I'll Get To That After I Finish Building My Donkey Dung Empire

(Luke 12:16-22; Philippians 3:7-16)

If You're Not Willing To Join Our Bon Fire Just Expire.

Reality Is Whatever I Want It To Be.

(Pride Of Life)

If You Believe In Magic Nothing Will Be Tragic.


Everything Is Just Peachy As Long As You Sing In The Church Choir.

(Form Of Godliness)

Boy, Get The Speck Of Sawdust Out Of Your Eye Before You Get The Log Jam Out Of Mine.

(John 7:24: Ephesians 5:11)

End Of Song

"But the day of the Lord will come like a thief.

The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be DESTROYED BY FIRE, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. 11 SINCE EVERYTHING WILL BE DESTROYED IN THIS WAY, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE OUGHT YOU TO BE? You ought to live holy and godly lives 12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the DESTRUCTION OF THE HEAVENS BY FIRE, AND THE ELEMENTS WILL MELT IN THE HEAT." (2 Peter 3)

"Then they will go away to ETERNAL PUNISHMENT, but the righteous to eternal life." (Matthew 25:46)

"This is love for God: to obey his commands. And his commands are not burdensome, 4 for everyone born of God overcomes the world. This is the victory that has overcome the world, even our faith. 5 Who is it that overcomes the world? ONLY HE WHO BELIEVES (Trusts, Relies On, Adheres To) THAT JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD." (1 John 5)

New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell





Man Silently Watches As Sleeping Family Burns In House During The Holidays.
Story Below:

A Man Silently Watches As House Burns And The Families Inside Lie Asleep. After Further Investigation It Turns Out That Several Families Were Actually Assembled In The House To Celebrate The Holidays Together. 

'It Was 2 A.M. And I Didn't Want To Appear Obnoxious, Presumptious Or Arrogant' The Man Said When Asked As To Why He Didn't Wake The Sleeping Family. 

He Did Say That He Gently Knocked On The Door But Didn't Bang On It Because Of How It Would Appear To These Families And Neighbors Who Might Call Police Or Firemen Who They Thought Showed Up To Burn Down Houses Not Put Out Fires. 

Come To Find Out The Silent Man Is An Certified Electrician And Had Previously Warned This Family Of The Impending Danger Of The Grossly Faulty Wiring In The House. 

So What Were Their Responses?, This Interviewer Asks. 

While I Was In There I Left All Kinds Of Sticky Notes Warning The Younger Folks Of What The Adults Were Not Telling Them, But One Of The Mothers Kept Picking Up The Notes So They Wouldn't Get Them. The Adults Said, It Was Disrespectful Of Me To Leave Notes, Bypassing Their Authority.

One Teenager Somehow Still A Fan Of Harry Potter Would Simply Say Abaracadaver While Running Through The House Thinking That This Would Solve All This Houses Problems, Whatever They Were, While His Mother Looked On Adoringly. 

Another Teenager In The House Would Yell Out Profanities To Me And Say,You  #@%& I've Seen Your Own House And It Needs Fixin Too. Your Doorbell Hasn't Worked Since 2000, So Get The Speck Out Of Your Eye Before You Try To Get The Log Jam Of An Accident Waiting To Happen Out Of Ours.  I Said To Him, Having A Doorbell That Doesn't Work Is A Far Cry Different Than Having Grossly Faulty Wiring In Yours That Will Burn It Down And You With It. 

But This Teenager Kept Repeating His Mindless Mantra Of 'Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged' Not Even Knowing The Context Of That Passage, And 'You're Pathological, You're Pathological' Til He Turned Cross eyed.

One Of The Girls In Her Twenties Not Realizing How Silly She Sounded Said 'You Have No Right To Say Anything To Us Because You Don't Really Know Us Or Our Situation, Nor Are You Willing To Remain Our Electrician And Celebrate The Holidays With Us.'

To That All I Could Say Was 'Huh?', Said The Electrician. 

If They Won't Heed My Advice Before The Fire, Should I Stick Around And Give Them More Advice They Won't Listen To, When There Are People Who Will Listen?

Truth Is Relative, Another Said And My Mommy And Relatives Say That Everything Is Okey Dokey.

We Have A Part Time Electrician In Our Family Who Fixes Television Remotes And He Says Don't Worry, Be Happy. 

Our Uncle From Arizona Says That A House Is A House Is A House And Its All About What You Think About Your House, Not The Actual State Of It.

Another Uncle Said, We Want To Be Open And Affirming Of All Views During This Holiday Season...Peace On Earth And Goodwill Toward Men... And I'm Sure There Are Those Out There That Would Disagree With Your Diagnosis, But Ha, Ha, If The Fire Starts Then We Can Have A Pissing Contest To See Who Can Put The Fire Out The Fastest.

Where Stupidity Is Rewarded

Grandma Comes Out And Says, Oh All That Wiring Stuff Ain't Important, Did You Go To Church Today?, I Go To the Church Of The Dead In Christ....What Translation Do You Use?

An Aunt Out Of The Blue Walks Up To Me And Asks, Well, What 
Are You Gonna Be When You Grow Up?

These Jokers Just Laughed And Thought It Would Be Another Excuse To Invite Their Friends Over For A Barbeque Or Something.

I Even Got My Wife Involved And They Wouldn't Listen To Her Either. Then All Of Them Conspired To Ignore Me And Not Say Anything To Me Anymore Because Either They Didn't Have Any Comebacks Or They Figured That If They Ignored Me I And The Danger Would Go Away.

Somehow, The Families In The House Didn't Die In The Fire But Had Third Degree Burns On Ninety Percent Of Their Bodies, It Would Have Been Better Had They Died, One Bystander Who Was Playing His Fiddle Or Guitar At the Time Said, Because Now They Will Spend All Their Days Writhing In Pain. 

There Is Good News In All Of This Because This Certified Electrician Did Get A Commendation From The 'Electricians Of The New World Order', But With A Stern Warning About How He Bothered The Family Prior To the Fire.

Now If This Story Was True, You Would Think That Any Reasonable Person Would Have Treated Things Differently, But In The Spiritual Realm People Think We Are Supposed To Approach It Just Like The Idiots Above.
My Wife Reminded Me Of The Golden Rule Which Says: 'Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do To You' (Bible)

And I Certainly Would Want Someone To Warn Me About The Dangerous Wiring In My House Or Spiritual Life If There Was A Legitimate Danger, So That Is How I Will Approach Others, Even If I Appear Obnoxious Or Arrogant In My Attempt To Wake Them Up. 

Just As There Are Physical Laws That Cannot Be Violated Without Repercussions, So There Are Spiritual Laws Which If Violated Have Dangerous And Eternal Repurcussions. 

 Broad And Easy Is the Road That Leads To Destruction And Many Take That Path...(Jesus)

These Families Were Responsible For 'Burning Down the House' And Cannot Blame Anyone But Themselves. Parents Are Told Not To Provoke Their Children To Wrath And I'm Sure That Third Degree Burns On Ninety Percent Of Their And Their Childrens Bodies Will Provoke Them To Much Wrath. (Ephesians 5)

Bj Maxwell

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."