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Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along

Jesus and Paul Versus The Super Apostles
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Bjs Lyrics On Photos By Cynthia Maxwell
Had I Come Back Before: Lazy Futurism And Preterism

Had I Come Back Before


Had I Come Back Before

(A Biblical And Melodic Response To Lazy Futurism (Matt. 24:48-51) And Preterism, Especially Full Preterism)
New And Improved Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
Thankyou Jesus For Your Guidance And Inspiration.

Feel Free To Repost Unaltered

(Links Are In Green.)
New Lyrics In Black
Formerly 'When I'm 64' By The Beatles.
If You Can't Hear Any Singing Or  Music, Press The Shift Key And  Click Here , Then Minimize And Sing The New Lyrics.

  (A Biblical And Melodic Response To Lazy Futurism (Matt. 24:48-51) And Preterism, Especially Full Preterism)

 Had I Come Back Before


Lazy Futurism:

If I Delayed My Coming Again,

 (1 Thess. 4:16,17)

Til 3010.


Would you still be Talking To Me Oftentimes?


'Birthday greetings' (Christmas) , Some Bread And Some Wine? (Communion And Easter)

(1 Cor. 11:23-29)


If I Delayed Til 4004.

(Matt. 24:48-50)

'Would you lock the door?',

(Revelation 3:20)

Preterism Not The Answer:

Still Wouldn't 'Need me', Still, Wouldn't Heed me,

Had I'd Come Back Before.

(1 John 3:1,2; 1 Cor. 11:26)

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo

I Will Come Back Soon, (ah ah ah ah ah)

(2 Peter 3:8,9)

And If You Pray The Words,

I Could Be In You.

(1 Cor. 15:1-5; Revelation 3:20)

I Will Be Handy, Kicking Some Tush

When Shove Comes To Push

Til Then Read The Bible 'by the fireside'

Every Morning, Rightly Divide.

(2 Timothy 2:15-17)

I Tilled The Garden, 70 A.D.

(Titus, Hadrian)

Closed Up Temples Door


(Matt. 23:37-39)

Still, You Don't 'Need Me', Still You Don't Heed Me,


Since I Cleared The Floor

(Matthew 24; 1 John 3:2)


Some Think I Made My Last, Grand Entrance

On A Horse Of White, While They Were In Flight.

But Every Eye Shall See

(Matt. 24:26-28; Rev. 1:7,8)

Like No Other Day Before


Then On Bended Knee

(Philippians 2:5-11)


Send Me An Email, Call And Say Hi,

Stating Your World View.

Weakness Of Preterism:

Indicate How As I Left, I Have Returned.

(Acts 1:11)

Sign Your Name Here, 'Shaken Not Stirred'

(2 Timothy 2:17-19)


Give Me Your Answers, Fill In A Form

Duped For Evermore


You Wouldn't 'Need Me', You Couldn't Heed Me

Had I Come Back Before



New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Melody By The Beatles

Formerly, 'When I'm 64'

Thanks To My Wife, For Keeping Me In Line In The Real World.






Feel Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere.


Best Instrumentals And Whistling Too.

(Lazy Futurism)

"But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming ; 49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken ; 50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of , 51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth." (Matt. 24:48-51)


Preterism Methodically Removes Any Incentive For Preterists To Grow Up, And Go From Milk To Meat.

The First Example Is In First John Three

"Dear friends, now we are children of God, and what we will be has not yet been made known. But we know that WHEN HE APPEARS, WE SHALL BE LIKE HIM, FOR WE SHALL SEE HIM AS HE IS.


The Preterist Has Molested The Process Through Which Maturity Comes, By Relegating The Second Coming Of Christ To The Past. So He Cannot Become Pure This Way And Doesn't Have Jesus' Visible Second Coming To Look Forward To.

The Second Way I Found Is In 2 Peter Three:

"But the day of the Lord will come LIKE A THIEF. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be DESTROYED BY FIRE, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. 11 SINCE EVERYTHING WILL BE DESTROYED IN THIS WAY, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE OUGHT YOU TO BE? YOU OUGHT TO LIVE HOLY AND GODLY LIVES." (2 Peter 3)

The Preterist Doesn't Believe That The Earth Will Be 'Destroyed In This Way' And That Peter Doesn't Really Mean What He's Saying Here, So Since, Everything Won't Be 'Destroyed In This Way', Preterists Aren't Motivated To 'Live Holy And Godly Lives.'

Two Reasons The Preterist Will Remain A Perpetual Babe In Christ, If A Christian At All.

"47 He who belongs to God hears what God says.

The reason you do not hear that you do not belong to God." (John 8:47)

"The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as FAIR USE: "quotation of excerpts in a review or CRITICISM FOR PURPOSES OF ILLUSTRATION OR COMMENT; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author’s observations; USE IN A PARODY OF SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THE WORK PARODIED..."