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Undercover Christian New And Improved Lyrics And Links By Bj Maxwell
Tune By John And Paul, Maybe Next Time Ringo
Feel Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere.
Thankyou Jesus For Your Guidance And Inspiration.
' ' Means In The Original Song.
Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here,Then Minimize, To Karaoke Lyrics Below If You Need Help, Scroll
To The End Of The Song And Click Link. Bj Will Show You How.
(For Polysyllabic Verses And Absolutely No Pause In Between I Put A _ Between Words Like_This.
To Emphasize The Different Syllables I Put A - ) 
Undercover Christian
(Riff)
He's The Frozen Chosen
On His Bless-ed Assurance
Just A Specializin
Line Of Least Resistance
Christ Said_It's_Finished_And_You_Think_So_Are_We
Undercover Christian
'Cause You're So Hard To See.'
(Riff)
'Here Come Old Flat Top
He Come Movin Up Slowly' 
He Got Frightened Eyeballs
He's One Holy Joseph
But_You_Don't Know Joe From What_He Say (Matt. 5:13-16)
Rather Be In Hiding 
He Just Study And Pray
(Chorus)
'Come Together
Right Now'
For J.C.
(Riff)
Jehovah Witness-es
(John 1; 8:58; Acts 20:28; Phil. 2:5-11; Hebrews 1)
And Bi-cycling Mormons
(Deut. 6:4; Psalm 90:2;Isaiah 44:6; Isaiah 43:10; 45:22)
Cliquish Cath-o-holics
Too Many Jud-ai-zers (Acts 15; Galatians 2)
And_A_Wave Of Jew-ish Wannabes
Undercover_Christians_Still_The_Hardest_To_See
(Chorus)
'Come Together
Right Now'
For J.C.
(Long Riff)
Too Focused On The Family
Supporting Televangelists
Just A 'Pew Potato'
Believin Like A Calvinist
'1 And 1 And 1 Is Three'
Gots_To_Tell_The_People_Bout_The_Tri-unity
(Chorus)
'Come Together
Right Now'
For J.C.
'Come Together' (6X)
Yeah!! To Hear Bj Sing This, Hold Down The Shift Key And Click Here, Minimize And Read New Lyrics Above.
Bj Maxwell
03/30/2011 05/15/2013
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You're An Undercover Christian If You:
6) Are Convinced That If You Just Love Everyone
And Everything, They Will Want To Become Christians.
7) Wrongly Think That God Only Loves A Few And
Hasn't Told You Who That Is, So Why Waste Your Time?
8) Think That 'It All Happened In 70 AD, So You
Can Relax Now'.
9) Just Think That There Are More Important 'Affairs
Of The World' To Be Concerned With.
10) Are Convinced That Everyone Has A Grain Of
Truth, So That Is Enough.
12) Think Love Means Becoming More Like Mister
Rogers By Following The Line Of Least Resistance And Speaking In A Squirrely Voice.
13) Too Many Ministry Choices Has Turned Your
Brain And Heart To Jelly.
14) Think That Your 'Come As I Am' Philosophy
Is Working Just Fine.
15) Are Convinced That Because It 'Is
God That Worketh In You Both To Will And To Do Of His Good Pleasure.' (Philippians 2:12,13), That 'Working Out Your Own
Salvation' Is Meaningless.
16) Churchianity Not Christianity Best Describes
Your Faith.
17) Have Been Duped Into Believing That Your Job
Is To Equip The Televangelists And Pastors, Not The Other Way Around.
18) Your Faith Is Based On Nothing Less Than 'Calvin's
Notes And Stubborness'.
19) Setting Your Eyes On The Prize, Justifies
Running Roughshod Over Everyone And Everything In Your Way.
20) Are Waiting For The Official Blessing Of Your
Ministry.
22) You Are So 'Focused On The Family' That You
Cannot See Anything Else.
23) Think That God Giving You Two Ears And Only
One Mouth Means You Should Have A Listening Ministry.
25) Have Taken Transactional Analysis One Step
Further By Believing 'I'm O.K., Your O.K., Spiritually Speaking'.
27) Think That When Christ Said, 'It Is Finished'
That It Meant You Are Too. 28) You're So Busy Critiquing Other Christians That You
Forgot To Have A Plan Of Your Own.
Bj Maxwell
09/26/2007
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More Points:
28) Haven't Had A Bible Believing Free Willer To Gang Up On Lately.
Bj Maxwell
09/26/2007
10/10/2007
Copyright ©
Nobody Loves Me Better,
But New And Improved Lyrics And Links By Bj Maxwell Tune By Carly Simon Feel
Free To Post This Song Unaltered, Anywhere And Everywhere. Thankyou
Jesus For Your Guidance And Inspiration. ' ' Means In The Original Song.
"Nobody" Loves Me Better
Jesus, We've Learned From The Best 
Now We're Great At Blending Together
Jesus, Here's The Rest
You Weren't 'Lookin' But Lucky 'You Found Me'
'I Tried To Hide' All Your Big Fights 
There In Matthew Twenty One, And In Twenty Three
I'm "Keeping All" Your Secrets Safe Inside
And Nobody
Loves Me Better
But You Said, Greater Works I'll Do
Nobody Wants To Do It Quite The Way You Do.
I'm Here To Tweak The Good News
But The Times 'that
you' Told Them 'whenever you' Scold Them
So Anti Semitic And Judging Too. (Matthew 21&
23)
'That Keeps Me From Runnin' So Thanks 'keep it comin'
Learned What Not To Do By Watching You 
Nobody Loves Me Better Jesus We've Learned From The Best
Scripture Says, We Are As Gods Together. (Psalm 82:5-7; John 10:34-36)
Jesus, Here's The Rest
... Line Of Least Resistance Is The Best
Blend In With The Rest
Look Just Like The Rest Live
Just Like The Rest Die Just Like The Rest ("I said,
'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.' 7 But you will die like mere men; you will fall like every other ruler."
(Psalm 82) Jesus, What A Mess Fry Just Like The Rest. Little
Billy: Would You Jump Into A Lake (Of Fire) Because Everybody Else Did 
New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell
Copyright © 03/16/2014;
03/17/2014 "I said, 'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the
Most High.' 7 But you will die like mere men; you will fall like every other ruler." (Psalm 82) 
"Back in the Garden of Eden, after Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, they hid. In
the cool of the day, God came to them and said, 'Adam, Eve, where are you?' They said, 'God, we're hiding because we are naked.'
I love the way God answered them. He said, 'Adam, who told you that you were naked?' In other words, 'Who told you that something
was wrong with you?' God immediately knew the enemy had been talking to them. God is saying to you today, 'Who told you that
you don't have what it takes to succeed?'"
(Joel Osteen, Becoming a Better You: 7 Keys to Improving Your Life Every Day New York: Free Press, 2007 Page 9) Quote Found Here And Here.
Refutation Of Joel:
"10
He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was
naked; so I hid." 11 And he said, "Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I COMMANDED YOU NOT TO
EAT FROM? " 12 The man said, "The woman you put here with me --she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it." 13 Then the LORD God said to the woman, "What
is this you have done?" The woman said, "The serpent deceived me, and I ate."
(Genesis 3) "JESUS ENTERED THE
TEMPLE AREA AND DROVE OUT ALL WHO WERE BUYING AND SELLING THERE. HE OVERTURNED TABLES of the money changers and THE BENCHES
OF THOSE SELLING DOVES. 13 "It is written," he said to them, " 'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you are making
it a 'den of robbers.'14 The blind and the lame came to him at the temple, and he healed them.15 But when the chief priests
and the teachers of the law saw the wonderful things he did and the children shouting in the temple area, "Hosanna to the
Son of David,"they were indignant. 16 "Do you hear what these children are saying?" they asked him. "Yes," replied Jesus,
"have you never read, " 'From the lips of children and infants you have ordained praise'?"17 And he left them and went out
of the city to Bethany, where he spent the night." (Matthew 21) "Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19
Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "MAY YOU NEVER
BEAR FRUIT AGAIN!" IMMEDIATELY THE TREE WITHERED. 20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How did the fig tree
wither so quickly?" they asked. 21 Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can
you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will
be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." (Matthew 21)
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