Boldfingers
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Love To My Wife Cynthia For Her Love And Support And Believing In Me.
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Goldfinger
Bold Fingers
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
He's The Man, The Man With The Serpents Touch
(Genesis 3)
A spider's touch
He Feels Too Much
Such a cold finger
Way Too Bold Fingers
Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in
Means Aren't Justified By Their End, So Don't Go In.
Golden words he will pour in your ear
When He Sang Girls Came From All Around
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
Just To Join His Hill Billy Hoe-down.
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
For Silly Girls Hoped That He Would Teach Them
(2 Timothy 3:1,2,5-7)
It's the kiss of death ...
Learned But Never Changed
From Mister Goldfinger
Cause He Was A Loose 'Cannon'
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
Purdy 'Girl, Beware Of His Rope A Dope.
This heart is cold
His Tricks Are Old.
Golden words he will pour in your ear
'Golden Words' From A Book, 'Church Unleashed'
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
But More Gets Loose Than Just Ministry.
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
He'll Love You If You're His Target Group
It's the kiss of death ...
All The Rest Are Poop,
From Mister Goldfinger
To Mister Bold Fingers
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
Silly Girls Is How This Story Unfolds
(2 Timothy 3:1,2,5-7)
This heart is cold
And Tricks Were Sold.
He loves only gold
His Fingers So Bold
Only gold
You've Been Told
He loves gold
You Line His Billfold.
(2 Timothy 3:1,2,5-7)
He loves only gold
His Tricks Are Foretold
Only gold
Naive Sheepfold.
(Acts 20:27-30)
He loves gold"
He's In Control.
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By 'Girl' I Mean Adult Women That Never Grow Up.
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12/26/2011
Take This Simple Test. If You Can Answer 'Yes' To One Or More Points Below, You Are Probably A Super-Apostle.
Many Points Below Or Parts Of Them Are Links To Messages Or Scripture.
"But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those 'super-apostles.' 6 I may not be a trained speaker,
but I do have knowledge. We have made this perfectly clear to you in every way. 7 Was it a sin for
me to lower myself in order to elevate you by preaching the gospel of God to you free of charge?"
(2 Corinthians 11)
You're A Super-Apostle If You:
1)
Can Burp, Expel Gas Or Say 'Duh' In Your Comments Section Or Behind The Pulpit And People Come Running
Or Click, 'Like' A Thousand Times On Your Facebook Page. (2 Corinthians 11)
2)
Seem To Have A Ministry To Silly Women, Especially If You Sing, Because In Your Ministry They
Somehow Outnumber The Men 3 To 1.
"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away . 6 For
of this sort are they which creep into houses, and LEAD CAPTIVE SILLY WOMEN LADEN WITH SINS, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning , and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."
(2 Timothy 3:6,7)
3)
Could Even Preach Another Jesus And They Would Put Up With It As Gullible Eve Did The Serpent.
(2 Corinthians 11:1-15)
4)
Are Convinced That If Paul Wasn't So 'Rude in Speech', Coming In 'Fear And Trembling', Preaching Only
'Christ And Him Crucified.' (2 Cor. 11:6; 1 Cor. 2:1-10) He Could Have Created Shallow Christians As Effectively As You Have.
Escape From Christendom
5)
Think That 'Taking Up The Cross' Was A Teaching Given Prior To The Invention Of The Wheel. (2 Timothy 2:12)
6)
Love The Movies That Have Jesus, Moses And Paul As Good Lookin Macho Men Rather Than Danny Devito Types.
"While the Gospels, purposely leave out any description of Jesus that we might use to
construct an idol, people have created an image of Jesus that has become almost an industry standard, and it is solely for
that reason rather than any basis in fact that audiences would have been outraged had Gibson cast Danny DeVito and not James
Caviezel in the leading role." (Five Reasons...)
7)
So Focused On The Method You Neglected To Have A Legitimate Message. (Galatians 1:8,9)
8)
Thought That The Saints Of God Would Have Majored On Man Too If They Had Access To All The Good Books And The Internet.
9)
Think That '
he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty
that we should desire him." (Isaiah 53) Is A Mistranslation Or Wrong Interpretation.
Five Reasons Not To See The Passion Of The Christ
10)
Believe That Those 'Greater Works' Christ Was Speaking Of Was Good Looks And Television.
"
It is indeed true that we live in a highly visual and increasingly anti-literate society
that places a premium on sound bites and easily assimilated visual imagery, but does this mean ...that we should abandon preaching
in favor of using movies or dramatic presentations? We need to remember that the last time dramatic presentations replaced
preaching as the main vehicle by which the truth of the Bible was communicated was during the middle-ages when the church
refused to allow the translation of the Bible into common languages and when in place of the preaching and teaching of God's
word, the common people were given visual presentations such as Passion Plays, statues, relics, and icons." (Five Reasons..)
11)
Are Convinced That The Greatest Story Ever Told Should Automatically Result In The Greatest Story Ever Sold.
12)
Think The Ideal Way To Get Into A Productive Ministry Is To Be A Celebrity For Most Of Your Life, Serve
Yourself, Convert To Christ At The End Of Your Life, Then Put Out A Few Christian Or Wholesome Movies Or Books.
13)
Believe That Having Letters Before Or After Your Name Is A Sure Way To Be Respected And Heard Even If What You Are Talking About Has Nothing To Do With
The Training For Those Letters.
Example: A Psychologist Giving Nutritional Information.
14)
Only Say What People Want To Hear And Its Amazing At How Many Facebook And Real World Devotess You Will Have.
15)
Have Mastered How To Say 'Godlike' Things Without Actually Using Scripture. (Majoring On Man)
16)
Your Ministry Is Distinctly Different Than Worldly Outreaches Because You End Each Sentence Or Act Of
Charity With 'In Jesus' Name, Amen.' (Matthew 7:22-26)
17)
Mastered The Art Of Saying Absolutely Nothing In Five Hundred Words. (Isaiah 29:13)
18)
Have A Purdy Kingdom, Expensive Wardrobe, Silicon Filled Wife That Are Written Off As Tax Exemptions
And 'Help' You Empower The Lowly Masses To Get Where They Helped You Get Today. (1 Timothy 6:3-11)
19)
People In The World Are Ultimately Rejecting Christ Because They Think That He Is Like You. (Romans 2:24)
20)
Have Convinced The Religious Masses That Their Job Is To Sit On Their 'Blessed Assurances' And Pay You To
Do What God Called Them To Do. (1 Corinthians 12; Ephesians 4)
21)
Have Made Your Ministry More Efficient By Only Giving Half Truths Rather Than The Whole Truth And The Rrrrrrest Of The Story Which Requires More Time And Energy.
22)
Are Convinced That 'Making Friends With Unrighteous Mammon', Means Friendship With The World. (Luke 16:9,13;Romans 12:1,2)
23)
Think That Being Married More Than Once Qualifies You As A Marriage And Life Counselor Because
Now You Know What NOT To Do.
24)
Have Godlike Miracles And Fruit Despite Your Ministry Not Because Of It. (Philippians 1)
25)
Get Nailed For Many Sexual Transgressions And Everyone Especially Women Excuse It With, 'It Was A Mistake'
And 'No One Is Perfect'
26)
Believing In Unleashing The Church Into Specialized Ministries Because It Will Dismiss Accountability As Just Not Practical Given The Logistics Of The Miles Apart Ministries.
27)
Think Christ Really Meant 'Preach The Good News And Establish Christian Country Clubs And Cruises All Over
The World.'
28)
You're A Cult Expert, And Apologist But Somehow Only Excuse And Apologize To Catholics And Avoid Offending
Your Main Financial Support Base.
You're A Hopeless Catholic If You
29)
Preach The Gospel And Preach Against Sin Until A Silver Plaited Top Heavy Celebrity Who Put Out Movies Like
'Best Little Whorehouse In Texas' Grants You An Interview.
30)
You Redefine Love To Mean No Accountability, And Following The Line Of Least Resistance.
31)
You And Your Devotees Are Convinced That When Paul Spoke Of Body Parts (1 Corinthians 12) That You Were To
Be All Mouth And Them All Ears.
32)
Are A Name Dropping, Line Stealing, Son Of A Biscuit Eater That Pulled Yourself Up By Your Boot Straps To
The Mighty And Million Dollar Ministry You Have Today.
33) You Have A Big Following You've Duped Into Believing That All Religions Are Ridiculous Except Your Religion Of Liberalism And Humanism.
"For IF someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached,
or
IF you receive a different spirit from the one you received, or a different gospel from
the one you accepted, YOU PUT UP WITH IT EASILY ENOUGH. 5 But I do not think I am in the least inferior to those "SUPER-APOSTLES."
(2 Corinthians 11)
Bj Maxwell
10/19/2010
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