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Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

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Gotta Have Faith

"People who say, "Touch not God’s anointed," usually let emotion or claims to miracles determine for them who God’s anointed are. But the Bible tells us to be more discerning than that. Since all Christians have an anointing from God, we don’t need to accept whatever someone says simply because he claims to be God’s anointed.On touching God’s anointed, that’s the CRI perspective. I'M HANK HANEGRAAFF."

 

Hank Hannegraffs Denial Of The Literalness (Unbelief) Of Aspects Of The Second Coming Are Inexcusable. If We Are To Believe A Pastor Or Author Can Influence Folks Toward Faith, Then It Follows That They Can Influence Folks Toward Unbelief.

 

Hank's Books That Are Being Sold In Christian Bookstores Everywhere Denies The Literalness Of The 'Mark Of The Beast.'; The Six Creation Days; Clouds; And Who Knows What Else. His Way Of Looking At Scripture Leads To Full Preterism And Liberalism i.e., Unbelief.

 "First, biblically, the mark of the Beast is a parody of the mark of the Lamb. Just as the mark on the foreheads of the 144,000 in Revelation 14 symbolizes identity with the Lamb, so the mark in Revelation 13 symbolizes identity with the Beast."

http://www.equip.org/bible_answers/is-the-mark-of-the-beast-a-microchip/


The Devil Just Loves It When People Don't Believe God's Word, Especially In Areas That Will Determine Heaven Or Hell.

I Can't Think Of Anything More Dangerous Than Telling People That The Mark Of The Beast Isn't Literal.

Good Job Hank, The Devil Loves Ya And Has Some Surprises For You.

 The Man Down Under, To The Tune, 'Land Down Under:

"Sold A Gnostic, Fake Hand Solution
He Thinks This Is A Mere Illusion
He Said, My Hand, Ain't Really Itching.
I Just Scanned His Microchipped Hand, With It Twitching.
Then I Said,
I Come From The Man Down Under
Where Fire Flows And Men Shudder
Can't You See, Can't You See His Wonders?
Take My Mark, Or You Better Take Cover."

https://maxwellshouse1.tripod.com/id81.html

Here's Some Of My Refutations Of His Claims Here

And

Here. 

 

 "We have much to say about this, but it is hard to explain because you are SLOW TO LEARN. 12 In fact, though by this time you ought to be teachers, YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU THE ELEMENTARY TRUTHS of God's word all over AGAIN. You need milk, not solid food! 13 Anyone who lives on milk, being still an infant, is not acquainted with the teaching about righteousness. 14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Elementary:

"pertaining to or dealing with elements, rudiments, or first principles: an elementary grammar....

Synonyms:

1. Elementary, primary, rudimentary refer to what is BASIC AND FUNDAMENTAL. Elementary refers to the introductory, simple, easy facts or parts of a subject that must necessarily BE LEARNED FIRST in order TO UNDERSTAND SUCCEEDING ONES: elementary arithmetic."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Elementary?s=t

 

 

YOU NEED SOMEONE (Who Doesn't Deny The Essentials Or Teaches A Method That Leads To A Denial Of The Essentials) TO TEACH YOU THE ELEMENTARY TRUTHS of God's word all over AGAIN.

Gotta Have Faith

 

 

"For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. 13 Nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account." (Hebrews 4)

Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture, To The Tune, Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover:

https://maxwellshouse1.tripod.com/id82.html

 

Hank Hannegraffs Denial Of The Literalness (Unbelief) Of Aspects Of The Second Coming Are Inexcusable. If We Are To Believe A Pastor Or Author Can Influence Folks Toward Faith, Then It Follows That They Can Influence Folks Toward Unbelief.

 

Hank's Books That Are Being Sold In Christian Bookstores Everywhere Denies The Literalness Of The 'Mark Of The Beast.'; The Six Creation Days; Clouds; And Who Knows What Else. His Way Of Looking At Scripture Leads To Full Preterism And Liberalism i.e., Unbelief.

 

 

 

How Can We Effectively Encourage Faith, While Promoting Those That Encourage Unbelief?

Hank Is A Preterist, Though He Doesn't Adhere To All Of It.

"Preterism rests on a faulty hermeneutic and raises serious concerns for sincere students of Scripture. Consider the following; Preterism:

1. Destroys the Literal Meaning of the Bible.

Once you start arguing that the language of prophecy cannot be taken literally, you are NOT THAT FAR REMOVED from not taking the rest of the Bible literally either. Preterists are following the dangerous path of liberalism which began denying predictive prophecy and soon rejected the literal interpretation of creation, the flood, the virgin birth of Christ, His vicarious death and bodily resurrection."

http://www.according2prophecy.org/Preterism.html

14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Our Walks With God Are Not Only About What We're For But What We're Against:

14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)


"Therefore let us leave the ELEMENTARY TEACHINGS about Christ and GO ON TO MATURITY, not laying again the FOUNDATION of repentance from acts that lead to death, and of faith in God, 2 instruction about BAPTISMS, THE LAYING ON OF HANDS, THE RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD AND ETERNAL JUDGMENT. 3 And God permitting, we will do so. 4 It is impossible for those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, who have shared in the Holy Spirit, 5 who have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the coming age, 6 if they fall away, to be brought back to repentance, because to their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace....

'GO ON TO MATURITY.' (Hebrews 6)

One Must Study And Be Taught By Those That Know And Believe The Elementary Truths And Know And Believe What Is Elementary And Fundamental Before They Can Go On To Maturity.

"1 Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly." (James 3)

What Is Maturity?

"14 But SOLID FOOD is for the MATURE, who by constant use have trained themselves to DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL." (Hebrews 5)

Even though we speak like this, dear friends, we are confident of better things in your case--THINGS THAT ACCOMPANY (Follow) SALVATION. 10 God is not unjust; he will not forget your work and the love you have shown him as you have helped his people and continue to help them. 11 We want each of you to show this same diligence to the very end, in order to make your hope sure. 12 We do not want you to become lazy, but to IMITATE THOSE WHO THROUGH FAITH and patience inherit what has been promised." (Hebrews 6)

'THINGS THAT ACCOMPANY (Follow) SALVATION.'

What Follows Salvation?

'IMITATE(ING) THOSE WHO THROUGH FAITH (Not Unbelief Or Watering Down The Word Of God) and patience inherit what has been promised." (Hebrews 6)


The Hanegraphing Of Our Churches:

http://MaxwellsHouse.org/id135.html

Hank Hanegraaff, Author Of Several Books Is A Preterist That Believes Most Things Were Fulfilled In A.D. 70. His Interpretation Techniques LEAD TO Liberalism And A Further Denial Of The Essentials Of Scripture. The Second Coming Will Not Be As Literal As The Plain Sense Of Scripture Tells Us, The Mark Of The Beast Is Not Literal, The AntiChrist Has Already Come In Nero, According To Hank.

He Wants To Sell You Books On How To Interpret The Bible, Using The Same Techniques That Led To His Rejection Of All The Bible Teachings Above. Teachers Are Supposed To Equip Not Disarm. (Eph. 6;2 Tim. 3:16,17 )

"Some Anagram Answer Man From Santa This Or That Land Said, Reject The Plainer Sense. Hit Them Hard In Their Money Bone, And Make The Whole Bunch Of Truth Past Tense." http://MaxwellsHouse.org/id106.html

Hank: "First, biblically, the mark of the Beast is a parody of the mark of the Lamb. Just as the mark on the foreheads of the 144,000 in Revelation 14 SYMBOLIZES identity with the Lamb, so the mark in Revelation 13 SYMBOLIZES identity with the Beast." http://www.equip.org/bible_answers/is-the-mark-of-the-beast-a-microchip/


My Response: 'The Mark' Of The Beast, And 'The Seal' Of The 144, 000 Are Two Seperate Greek Words.

The Mark-Charagma Is An Etching Or Tatoo On (Epi) The Right Hand Or Forehead.

Hank Doesn't Believe In a Literal Future Antichrist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuk8AH-DuGY

Obviously He Rejects The Following In Second Thessalonians Also:
"3 DON'T LET ANYONE DECEIVE YOU IN ANY WAY (That Includes Hank), for [that day will not come] until the rebellion occurs and the MAN OF LAWLESSNESS IS REVEALED, the man doomed to destruction. ..., so that he SETS HIMSELF UP IN GOD'S TEMPLE, proclaiming himself to be God. ... 8 And then THE LAWLESS ONE WILL BE REVEALED, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and DESTROY BY THE SPLENDOR OF HIS COMING. (Hasn't Happened Yet...They perish because they REFUSED TO LOVE THE TRUTH and so be saved. "
(Second Thessalonians Two)
If Any Of These Links Are Disabled, Go To Youtube Or Google, Type In 'Hank Hanegraaff' And 'Second Coming' Or 'Anti Christ' Or 'Mark Of The Beast'

"While many Preterists are not liberal in their overall theology, this movement leads to liberalism. If all the language of Scripture pertaining to the Second Coming of Christ is not to be taken historically and in a normal sense, then why not take the virgin birth of Christ, for example, or other miracles in a "spiritualized" way, as the Preterists do in reference to prophecy? Preterism OPENS THE DOOR for similar liberal departure."

http://www.preteristarchive.com/CriticalArticles/2002_couch_fatal-mistakes.html

Hank Agrees That All Christians Need To Test All Things, Including What He Says:

"People who say, 'Touch not God’s anointed,' usually let emotion or claims to miracles determine for them who God’s anointed are. But the Bible tells us to be more discerning than that. Since all Christians have an anointing from God, we don’t need to accept whatever someone says simply because he claims to be God’s anointed. On touching God’s anointed, that’s the CRI perspective. I'M HANK HANEGRAAFF. http://www.equip.org/perspectives/the-anointed-touching-gods-anointed/

More Information Here: http://MaxwellsHouse.org/id135.html

 
 
 

 


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

                      



 

 

 

 
 
 
 
                                             

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Hanegraphing Of Our Churches:

http://MaxwellsHouse.org/id135.html

Hank Hanegraaff, Author Of Several Books Is A Preterist That Believes Most Things Were Fulfilled In A.D. 70. His Interpretation Techniques LEAD TO Liberalism And A Further Denial Of The Essentials Of Scripture. The Second Coming Will Not Be As Literal As The Plain Sense Of Scripture Tells Us, The Mark Of The Beast Is Not Literal, The AntiChrist Has Already Come In Nero, According To Hank.

He Wants To Sell You Books On How To Interpret The Bible, Using The Same Techniques That Led To His Rejection Of All The Bible Teachings Above. Teachers Are Supposed To Equip Not Disarm. (Eph. 6;2 Tim. 3:16,17 )

"Some Anagram Answer Man From Santa This Or That Land Said, Reject The Plainer Sense. Hit Them Hard In Their Money Bone, And Make The Whole Bunch Of Truth Past Tense." http://MaxwellsHouse.org/id106.html

Hank: "First, biblically, the mark of the Beast is a parody of the mark of the Lamb. Just as the mark on the foreheads of the 144,000 in Revelation 14 SYMBOLIZES identity with the Lamb, so the mark in Revelation 13 SYMBOLIZES identity with the Beast." http://www.equip.org/bible_answers/is-the-mark-of-the-beast-a-microchip/


My Response: 'The Mark' Of The Beast, And 'The Seal' Of The 144, 000 Are Two Seperate Greek Words.

The Mark-Charagma Is An Etching Or Tatoo On (Epi) The Right Hand Or Forehead.

Hank Doesn't Believe In a Literal Future Antichrist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuk8AH-DuGY

Obviously He Rejects The Following In Second Thessalonians Also:
"3 DON'T LET ANYONE DECEIVE YOU IN ANY WAY (That Includes Hank), for [that day will not come] until the rebellion occurs and the MAN OF LAWLESSNESS IS REVEALED, the man doomed to destruction. ..., so that he SETS HIMSELF UP IN GOD'S TEMPLE, proclaiming himself to be God. ... 8 And then THE LAWLESS ONE WILL BE REVEALED, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and DESTROY BY THE SPLENDOR OF HIS COMING. (Hasn't Happened Yet...They perish because they REFUSED TO LOVE THE TRUTH and so be saved. "
(Second Thessalonians Two)
If Any Of These Links Are Disabled, Go To Youtube Or Google, Type In 'Hank Hanegraaff' And 'Second Coming' Or 'Anti Christ' Or 'Mark Of The Beast'

"While many Preterists are not liberal in their overall theology, this movement leads to liberalism. If all the language of Scripture pertaining to the Second Coming of Christ is not to be taken historically and in a normal sense, then why not take the virgin birth of Christ, for example, or other miracles in a "spiritualized" way, as the Preterists do in reference to prophecy? Preterism OPENS THE DOOR for similar liberal departure."

http://www.preteristarchive.com/CriticalArticles/2002_couch_fatal-mistakes.html

Hank Agrees That All Christians Need To Test All Things, Including What He Says:

"People who say, 'Touch not God’s anointed,' usually let emotion or claims to miracles determine for them who God’s anointed are. But the Bible tells us to be more discerning than that. Since all Christians have an anointing from God, we don’t need to accept whatever someone says simply because he claims to be God’s anointed. On touching God’s anointed, that’s the CRI perspective. I'M HANK HANEGRAAFF. http://www.equip.org/perspectives/the-anointed-touching-gods-anointed/

More Information Here: http://MaxwellsHouse.org/id135.html





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Being Promoted Today.)

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6.)

I Need The Rock, I'm A Peninsula

Formerly, 'I Am A Rock, I Am An Island'

About Giving And Receiving

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7)

Little Billy Sings The Outlaw

Formerly The Outlaw By Larry Norman

(Varying Wrong Views Folks Have Of Jesus)

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Jewish Counter Missionary:

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things,

Read By Mule Brynner

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9)

God's Healthcare Together

God's Original Wealth And Healthcare Plan

 For The Church And Two 'Christian'

RINO's Reaction To It.

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10)

Fruitcake Stew Number Two

Formerly Mambo #5

For Those That Think We Can Just Combine

All The Faiths Into One Big Stew And Live In Peace

 And Harmony And Put Faith In Faith.

Fruitcake Stew Number Two

Sung From A New Age Fruitcake's Point Of View

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11)

A Boy Named Yeshu: Sing Along With J.C.

(Not Jimmy Carter)

What Jewish Counter Missionaries Have Done

 And Are Doing To Obliterate The Memory

 Of Yeshua/Jesus.

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12)

I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls

A Funny Look At What The Pope Would Sing About.

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13)

Live And Let Christ

Formerly Live And Let Die

About People That Twist Scripture To Their Own Destruction.

Example, 'Judge Not Let Ye Be Judged' The Chapter Goes On

About Making Sure You Don't Have A Log In Your Eye

 If Your Judging One With A Speck In His.

Clue: Log Is Bigger Than A Speck. Once The Log Is Removed,

Then Scripture Tells Us To Judge Righteously.

(Jn. 7:24; Eph. 5:11)

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 14)

God's Odd People

Formerly Short People By Randy Newman

About The Odd Remnant Within Christianity, Not Comprising All Of 'Christianity' Are You Odd Because You're God's?

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15)

As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu

(About What Jewish Counter Missionaries Have Historically Done To Their Own Prophets)

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16)

Violence Of The Hams

This Is The Future Sequel To 'Silence Of The Lambs'.

Many Things Are Communicated When Christians Are Silent, None Of Them Being Good And It Leads To All Kinds Of Bad Things.

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17)

Melchisedek Medley

Formerly 'Bohemian Rhapsody' By Queen

(The Tragic Results Of Rejecting The Prophecies And Coming Of Jesus)

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18)

For Those That Think They Have Time

Before The End.

There Ought To Be A Warning After

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Bible Colleges And Seminaries Watering Down

 Of The Bible Through The Words Of Mere Men

And Hysterical/Historical Method.

Your Jesus Is Simply Way Too Small

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There Ought To Be No Mormons After:

Sing With Little Billy

A Reaction Against The Mormon Takeover Of

Youtube, And The Mormon False Teachings Of

Godhood.

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21)

What Christmas Has Become For Many Folks.

Christians Roasting On An Open Fire:

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22)

Don't Mince Plain Sense

Formerly, 'One Thing Leads To Another'

About Believing And Living The Plain Sense.

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23)

How Silly People Get In Resisting Those That

Lovingly Warn Them Of Impending Danger.

Fire Fighting Satire:

Sing With Jumpin Jack Jr.

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24)

For Those That Cherish The Creation But Not The Creator.

What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow

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25)

Behind All Those Doors

Formerly, 'Behind Closed Doors'

About Immoral Pastors That Promote The

Fortress Mistress Mentality.

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26)

The Name

To Combat Those That Teach That 'The Name' Isn't Important And Put An Emphasis On Faith, Not The Object Of The Faith.

The Name/Formerly Fame

Sung From The All Knowing Jesus' Point Of View.

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27)

'All' Means Everybody To Most Folks

Formerly, 'Everybody Loves Somebody, Sometimes', By Dean Martin

Refutation Of 'Limited Atonement' Taught By Calvinists

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28)

Total Recall Of You All

Formerly, Total Eclipse Of The Heart, By Bonnie Tyler

The Recall Of Our Corrupt Religious Leaders

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29)

How I Would Like My Funeral To Go.

My Pardon Party

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30)

How Unleashing The Church Sometimes Unleashes Bad Things Or Persons With It.

BoldFingers

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31)

Sauls/The Apostle Paul's Two Contrasting Approaches To Life.

** I Took The High Way

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32)

What's The Matter In Your Eye?

Formerly, River Of Dreams' Or 'In The Middle Of The Night, By Billy Joel

Proper Way Of Judging

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33)

That's Agape
(Sung By Little Billy)

Formerly, That's Amore, By Dean Martin

How God's Agape Trumps Amore

 

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34)

How This Story Begins

Formerly, 'Horse With No Name'

How Returning To The Beginning Trumps The Arguments Of Jewish Wannabes And Judaizers.

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35)

Good Old Days Can Happen Again

Here's Some Great News My Friend

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36)

The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle In A Bad Way, With Good Music But Bad Lyrics.

When It Comes Full Circle

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37)

 If Like Us They Are

Formerly, 'Just The Way You Are' By Billy Joel.

(Modern Ministry Resembles How The First Hebrew Believers Related To Gentiles And Greek Speaking Jews, Before Universal Sinfulness Was Demonstrated. (Acts 6,7,9,15; Acts 13:46ff; Romans 1-3)

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38)

  Frank N Clown The Lurch Unleashed: Invasion Of The Body Parts

Formerly, 'The Monster Mash' By Bobby (Boris) Pickett.

(Modern Ministry Resembles Frankenstein In Reverse. (1 Cor. 12)

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39)

Drier Ground

How Man Never Learns, First Destruction By Water, The Last By Fire.

Sung By Bj

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40)

'How The Whole Truth Divides',

Formerly, 'American Pie', Sung By Don McClean

For Those That Think That Speaking The Truth Leads To Peace And Harmony.

 

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41)

This Is Family

What Real Family Is.

Sung By Bj And Little Billy

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42)

Why Christians Celebrate On Sunday.

The Eight Day Week

Sung By Bj

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43)

The Man Down Under

How To Protect Yourself From The Antichrist And The Mark Of The Beast.

Sung By The Son Of Perdition

(2 Thess. 2)

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44) **

Billions In Research, When Preventions Free

How Sin Makes People Stupid. All This Money Spent On Finding A Cure For AIDS, But Nothing Said About Prevention.

Sung By Bj

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45)

Rocky Mountain Lie,Al Capones Not Such A Bad Guy

Prohibition Lie

Formerly, Rocky Mountain High, By John Denver

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46)

Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds

Formerly, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

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47)

** Undercover Christian

Formerly, 'Come Together' By The Beatles.

(A Melodic And Satirical Critique Of Undercover Christians)

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48)

 In Those Three Days

Formerly, 'Ring Of Fire' By Johnny Cash.

(What Happened While Christ's Body Lie In The Grave)

 

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49)

 Expose Them With God's Light

Formerly, 'Blinded By The Light' By 

Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

(The Bible Tells Us To Expose The Darkness With God's Light (Ephesians 5:11)

 

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Great Gusts Of Wind To The Tune, Dust In The Wind


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

Soon Sung By Cindy Windy
With Guitar By Bj Maxwell

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New Lyrics:

(C G Am G Dm)

They Close Their 'eyes', Shoulda Prayed To God, Now All Their Hope Is Gone.
(Psalm 14;53)

C G Am G Dm Am

Songs They Sing, 'Pass' Like Gas Into The Atmosphere They Breathe.

(Romans 1:21-23; 1 Cor. 2)

D G Am D G Am

Great Gusts Of Wind, While They're Blowing Great Gusts Of Wind.

(Romans 1:21-23; 1 Cor. 2)

 

C G Am G Dm Am

Same Bad Words, Smelly Like A Nat-u-ral Gas Factory

C G Am G Dm Am

They're Pooped Out, Laying On The Ground, All Out Of Energy.
(Eccl. 1)

 

 

D G Am D G Am

 

Great Gusts Of Wind, And They're Breaking Great Gusts Of Wind.

C G Am G Dm Am

Wait Hold 'On, Nothing Lasts Forever, But'The Lord On High

(C G Am G Dm Am)

He Sent His Son, To Pay For You, Will You Believe, So You Can Fly.

(1 Cor. 15:1-5; 1 Thess. 4:16,17)

 

D G Am D G Am

Or Blow In The Wind, Spend Your Time As Great Bags Of Wind

D G Am D G Am

Break You Some Wind, Spend Your Time As Gusts Of Great Wind.


New Lyrics By Bj Maxwell

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09/22/2014; 09/23/2014


"I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a CHASING AFTER THE WIND." (Ecclesiastes 1:14)


"
Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God" and keep his commandments," for this is the whole [duty] of man." 14 For God will bring every deed into judgment," including every hidden thing, " whether it is good or evil." (Ecclesiastes 12)


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8 Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but DUNG, that I may win Christ...." (Philippians 3)

09/21/2014