Maxwell's House

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While House Is Burning
'Christ In You, The Hope Of Glory', To The Tune, 'Glory'
'The Manger Zone', To The Tune 'Danger Zone'
You Can See Clearly Now The Planks Are Gone
Isaiah 53 Explained: Mitch Glaser
'Sin Differently', To The Tune, 'Faithfully' By Journey
Nobody Loves Me Better But, ....Sing Along If Like Joel Osteen And Company
A Crown Of Gold, To The Tune Fields Of Gold
Jewish Counter Missionary Compares Messiah To Rooster
Breaking Then 'Loving The Broken' By Andy Cannon: Body Part Ministry To Silly Women (2 Tim. 3)
Table Of Contents:
The Devil Likes Hank Hannegraff
Word's Up By Rapper Cynthia, To The Tune 'Word Up'
Super Bowl
The WORD Conference
Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds: My Experiences At Christmas
Rocky Mountain Lie (Al Capone Ain't Such A Bad Guy)
MaxwellsHouse.Org Top Karaoke Parodies- Part Two
Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things
Sweet Lord Of Mine: Make A Joyful Noise With Bj
Little Billy Sings: It's A Bunch Of Bull To Me
The Outlaw: Sing Along With Little Billy
Burning Down Their House: Sing Along With Jumpin Jack Jr.
What A Wonderful God: Under His Rainbow...Sing Along With Little Cindy
Fiddling With 'Fiddler On The Roof.'
Expose Them With God's Light, And Talk To The Aminals
Jewish Counter Missionary: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Does eating MEAT make one fat?
BoldFingers Meets 'Super-Apostle': Sing Along
Pastorized To The Tune, 'Too Shy'
God's Healthcare Together: Death Panels Already Exist
Before Judaism It Was Better: Sing Along
It's More Blessed To Give And Receive!
"If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words..."
Dad Knew That, 'This Is Family:' Sing Along
If The Plain Sense/P'shat Makes Sense, Don't Mince/Panache
You Might Be An Illegal Immigrant Or His/Her Enabler If :
Just Like Those Egyptians: The Ex. Files
Drier Ground Or Ye Are Gods?
There Ought To Be NO Mormons After
Special Ed: Sing With Little Billy
Plain Sense Indicator: Mormonism
Maxwell's House Spiritual Virus Checker
Preterists/Gnostics And 'The Man Down Under': Sing Along
The Apostasy: What Is It?
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
Take Your Kids To Branson And Save Them From Hell
Isaiah 53: Explained By Mitch Glaser...My Critique
The Branson Experiment
I Am The Virus: Sing Along
Why Do It God's Way?, To The Tune 'I Did It My Way'
What's The Matter In Your Eye, You Cookie Cutting, Half Truth Wielding Wonder?
The Name: Sing Along....One Faith For All
Your 'Jesus' Is Simply Way Too Small (2 Cor. 11)
My 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss, To The Tune Of 12 Days Of Christmas
The Great Offending Gold Plaited Turds, Meet The Great Conformers In The Anals Of History
As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu, Columbo Suspects The Highly (H)Acidic Jews
He Will Stomp You From We Will Rock You
The Age Of Hilarious: Sing Along
That's Agape: Sing Along
You Aint Seen Someone Yet: Sing With Porky
We Didn't Pick The Choir, But Revived The Muslim Fire
You Deserve An Oscar, Golden Calf Or Degenerate Award Then Put Billions In Research, When...
Fruitcake Stew Number Two, For Hopeless Liberals And Fruitcakes Like George And The View:
Differences Between The Body Of Christ And Israel
Should We Major On The Minors, And Minor On The Majors?
What Happens When Christians Strain At Gnats, Swallow Camels, Embrace Shadows, Major On The Minors?
One: The Paradigm For All Things
Gave Our Breath Away/The Trinity And The Trichotomy Of Man In Song
Where Are You Located On This Chart?
The Answer Lies In, How This Story Begins: Avoiding The Fiddler On The Roof
My, My How The Whole Truth Divides!!
Nifty Ways They Replace Scripture: Sing Along
I Took The High Way: Sing Along
Bible Difficulties
I Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Girls: Sing Along With Papa Bj
Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways To The Tune, 'Paper Roses'
Prophecy And Mystery
The Spiritually Challenged Coming Full Circle
Very Superficial And He's Got Teddy Haggard's Smile
Professional Christian To The Tune American Woman
Had I Come Back Before, Sing Along
Ghost Writers In The Sky: Sing Along
'I Make It Rhyme' To The Tune 'I Walk The Line'
Total Recall Of You All: I.E. The Religious And Jewish Wannabes
Pretribber: Sing Along
The Divine Authorship Of The Old And New Testament
You're A Jewish Counter Missionary Or Enabler If You:
'Rightly Divided' Chart
Arguments Against The Trinity Trounced
Your Own Poison-All Jesus
Come As We Are Ministries
Publicans And DUMacrats Ask: What's This Hole In My Head?
Cynthia's Corner
Here's Some Great News My Friend
Undercover Christian
If Three Just Don't Agree, Then The Two Will Surely Do
Know When You're Done
The Eight Day Week And Keeping The Holi-Days Holy
The Departure: What Is It?
Group Think Or Whosoever Will Part 3
Jewish Wannabe:These Are A Few Of MY Favorite Things
Melchisedek Medley: Sing Along
How Many Times Is Christ Coming?
BOC Chart 2
B.O.C. 3
Children Of A Lesser Fraud: Should We Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?
The Replacement Killers
Are You Odd Because You're God's?
A Boy Named YESHU: Sing Along With J.C. (Not Jimmy Carter)
Jesus On Main Street/City Lights Coffeehouse
Maxwells House Photos
Circles Of Life
The Andy Man Can With Frank N Clown's Lurch And Its Unleashed Body Parts
Found Me My Baby Giver; Start Your Own Church
Under One Roof: Start a House Church
Let Her Be: Sing Along
HollowWood's HollowLujah's Shows They Never Knew Yah
Maxwell's House: Goods For Your Desktop
'All' Men Means Just Some Men If Of Calvin: Sing Along
My Pardon Party: Will You Come?
Tebow Knows/ Focus on the Family Or On God?
We'll Love You, If Like Us You Are: Sing Along
This Old CoffeeHouse
Behind All Those Doors At Miles Apart Ministries
Live And Let Christ: About Us
In Those Three Days, Christ Saved Me From The Fire
I Am Jesus, And I Right The Wrongs: Sing Along
Christians 'Roasting On An Open Fire': Sing With Little Billy
Simply Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way
There Should Have Been A Warning, After: Sing Along
Twelve Angry Men (Jurors) And The Roar Of The Lion
Violence Of The Hams And The Preachers Of Another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11)
Really Hot As, Hell-Ooooooooo!!
Little Angel Cindy Knows, Do You Know?

Creative Cover Photo With Lyrics- Cynthia Maxwell



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Musical Parodies Below.

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"Lyrics On Photos Covered By Fair Use Because It Advances Knowledge i.e., Teaching, Critiquing And Transformative In Nature.…/

The Maxwells House Experiment:

Parodies At Different Stages Of Construction At The Bottom Of The Page. But First,

Our Finished Products At  Youtube. Just Click Underlined Title Of Song Above Or Below Each Picture. Listen In Stereo.

Afterwards, Tell Us What You Think Here:

Teddy Haggard's Smile:
Those With a Form of Godliness

Live And Let Christ (Upper Left)

The Bible Teaches Us How To Judge And Walk.

The Real Yah Lately (Below)
The Ultimate Test of YAHsomeness

Just Like Those Egyptians (Above)

The Scandal That Jews And Ancient Egyptians Have In Common.

Nobody Loves Me Better

Televangelists Think They're Nicer Than God.

He Will Stomp You
Better Be Ready Or Else

The Eight Day Week
(Jesus' Resurrection On The Eighth Day)

Professional Christian To 'American Woman'
(How The Professionals Are Destroying The Church.)

 Word's Up 
(Rez Of JC Sung And Video By Cindy)

Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things.

Violence Of The Hams
(The Evil Downslide Of This World.)

Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds
(Good For Children)

The Name
(Ha Shem-Every Knee Will Bow )

Poison All Jesus
(Avoid The Other Jesus)

Hitler Says Don't Judge Me Because I Sin Differently Than You 

 Ghost Writers In The Sky 
(Inspiration For These Parodies)

Found Me My Baby Giver:

(Too Focused On The Family)

Really Hot As Helloooo!!!!
(Krishna's Punishment)

 The Age Of Hilarious
(End Times)

Better Than Judaism.

(With Scripture Proofs At The End) 

The Manger Zone 
(Pitfalls Of Christ Miss)

Expose Them With God's Light (Eph. 5:11)

(The Bible Tells Us To Expose The Darkness With God's Light.)

What's The Matter In Your Eye?

(Log Not Speck Removal To Judge Righteously)

Those Three Days
(What Christ Was Doing While His Body Lie In The Tomb)

That's Agape
(Law Compared To Love)

(Satan's Advice On How To Twist Scripture)

It's Still A Bunch Of Bull To Me
(Everyone's Promoting The New World Odor)

Under One Roof

(Starting Your Own House Church And Why)

Christ Miss Song: Christians Roasting

Little Billy's 12 Hates Of Christ-Miss


God's Odd People

(Persecution Of Real Christians)


California Screamin

(The Great Tribulation, Highlighting CalyFornia)


If Three Agree

(Validating Biblical Truth)

Can't Change Your Chromosomes That Way. (Evolution)

 Hollowlujah's That Show They Never Knew Yah

(Those With Only A Form Of Godliness- 2 Tim. 3)

If The Plain Sense Makes Sense, Don't Mince
(Believing God Means What He Says)

A Boy Named Yeshu
(Counter Missionaries Attempt To Erase The Memory Of Messiah)

Undercover Christian
(Secret Christians)

Know When You're Done
(When To Walk Away)

Tebow Knows, Do You?

Jewish Counter Missionary: My Favorite Things
(Tricks Of Jewish Counter Missionaries)


 My, My, How The Whole Truth Divides 
(Giving The Rest Of The Story)

This Is Family
(Jesus' Definition)


We Didn't Pick The Choir
(Angry Muslims, Take It Up With God)


Doggy Doorways
(Catholics And Mormons Must)

Billions In Research When Prevention's Free
(Get It?)

Special Ed 
(Simple Way To Understand The Bible-Good For Children)

Better Than (Condensed Version)

The Great Offenders

(Romans 1)

Invasion Of The Body Parts: Lurch Unleashed.
(Modern Ministry Exposed)




Thanks To My Wife (Cynthia Maxwell) Who's Been By My Side,  Believed In And Loved Me, Our Divine Vision The Whole Time And Put My Lyrics On Photos To Leave Lasting And Immediate Impressions That Cannot Be Forgotten. 

To My Bro Bobby, Who Gave Me My First Computer, and My Great Acoustic Guitar, My Parents For The Place We Live And Work At So We Can Do These Songs And Lyrics On Photos-Cynthia, Dad For Believing The Gospel In The End And For My Whole Family That Showed Me What Not To Do. Now, If We Could Only Get Them To Receive What I Have To Give, We'd Have A Two Way Relationship, Which Is The Only Way To Have A Relationship.

I'm Not A Professional Song Writer, Singer Or Professional Christian, So If That's What You're Expecting, Sorry!

These Songs Require Thought And Will Leave A Lasting Impression On You, Some Good Some Bad, But It Will Last. I'm Getting Better At This All The Time And God Willing I Will Do This Until I Go To See Him. These Song Rewrites Have Christian Essentials, That Even Contemporary 'Christian' Music And Parodies  Do Not.

hese Songs  Are For All Ages And Difficulty Levels, But Each Song Has A Specific Age Group And/Or Level Of Difficulty In Mind.  

The Lighter Songs Are In Light GreenOrange For Intermediate Christians And Thinkers And The Red Only For Those Deeper, More Complex Meat And Potato Christians That Like The Hot Sauce Of The Whole Truth In Their Edu-tainment.
(K)-Cindy Knows She Knows, Do You?/(JW)- Jewish Wannabe: My Favorite Things/(FOW) -Never Knew Yah/(Pre)- Had I Come Back Before/(FOW)- It's Still A Bunch Of Bull To Me/(C)- I Need The Rock: I'm A Peninsula/The Outlaw/ (JCM)-Jewish Counter Missionary: My Favorite Things/God's Healthcare Together/(FOW)-Fruitcake Stew Number Two/ (JCM)-A Boy Named Yeshu/(Cat)-Wish They All Could Be Roman Catholic Goyls/(JNH) Live And Let Christ/(ME)-God's Odd People/ (JCM)-As Cain Slew His Brother To The Lord Yeshu/(ULC)-Violence Of The Hams/Melchisedek Medley/There Ought To Be A Warning After/ (Cal)-Your Jesus Is Simply Way Too Small/There Ought To Be No Mormons After/(C)-The Christ Miss Song: Christians Roasting On An Open Fire/Don't Mince Plain Sense/(JNH)- Fire Fighting Satire: Burning Down Their House/ (Wor)-What A Wonderful God:Under His Rainbow/(MSM)-Behind All Those Doors/ (Wor)-The Name/ (Cal)-All Means Some If You're Calvin/Total Recall Of You All/My Pardon Party/(MSM)-BoldFingers/I Took The High Way/(JNH)- What's The Matter In Your Eye?/(LVL)-That's Agape/ (BJ)-How This Story Begins/Here's Some Great News My Friend/When It Comes Full Circle/(MSM)-If Like Us They Are/(EIE)-Know When You're Done/(FOW)-Drier Ground/(B)-How The Whole Truth Divides/(HOW)-This Is Family/(JW)-The Eight Day Week/(SS)-The Man Down Under/ (Homo)-Billions In Research, When Prevention's Free/Rocky Mountain Lie, Al Capone's Not Such A Bad Guy/(C)-Jesus Christ Is Coming In Clouds/(ULC)-Undercover Christian/In Those Three Days/(MSM)-Frank N Clown, Lurch Unleashed: Invasion Of The Body Parts/Teddy Haggard Smile/(ULC)-Expose Them With God's Light/(Cat)-Paper Lions, Doggy Doorways/(SS)-Really Hot As Hello(ME)-Ghost Writers In The Sky/ (Homo)-The Great Offenders/Sweet Lord Of Mine/Word's Up/The Andy Man Can/The Age Of Hilarious/Professional Christian/Tebow Knows/Nobody Loves Me Better, But..../He Will Stomp You/I'll Right The Wrongs/Special Ed/Pastorized/Chromosomes/Found My Baby Giver/Your Own Poison-All Jesus/If Three Agree/Twelve Hates Of Christ Miss/Gave My Breath Away/Let Her Be/Sin Differently Says Hitler/The Manger Zone/Save Your Kids Says J.C./Better Than/I Make It Rhyme/Just Like Those Egyptians/We Didn't Pick The Choir
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